August 3: The Retail Dance

[Ignelux]

I feel like there needs to be an mp3 available of the little 'retail dance' noises XD I want that to be my ringtone...y'know, when I get a cell phone.

[WingedKazora]

still singing 'its too hot'. Awesome song

[awesomeDJisme]

best sound effects ever

[annmarie876]

I though you say you had a Hankover, lulz.

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

I am starting to see why Hank is some people's favourite

[moonlady3000]

@SomeoneBeginingWithI I have found that, because I've been watching them so long, my favorite flips back and forth. My current favorite is John.

[masonman1222]

watching them all!

[dannerzme]

1:52 aww! hahaha!

[musicluv922]

I'm a vegetarian and you, Hank, always be two centimeters away from eating the end of my 3 year vegetarianism streak in the form of a corn dog.

[MsGetacar]

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who makes strange sound effects. Yay for Hank!

[jrst6]

MY BDAY.... i just typed it in lmbo :p

[oforth]

Hank Can has cheezburger...and sand. but not a retail dance.

[MaluchkaKorotkova]

Why is it that every time I watch an old Brotherhood 2.0 video, I end up really wanting a corn dog?

[HarryPotterTrio91]

This video is so jokes lol.

[europeangrlll49131]

can the retail store dance also count as a song? i think it would be kind of pink floyd-esque

[anibalybarrarojas]

i think you got those things for free because some people are nice.... and low level employee's don't care about their stores sales.. and they are just as happy to give you things as much as sell them to you..... they get their minimum wage regardless if any sales are made on their shift

[TheAglover26]

Hak mybe you got all that free stuff cause you are famous!

[YeahHildeKase]

i forgot i was watching old videos and got really nervous at "the disaster in minneapolis" since i live there. then i realized that it's okay now. :P

[Nani101]

Tweeze a nipple hair? I do like chest-hair-free men, but from the looks of your previous video, you don't have muh hair in that area to tweeze...

[Nani101]

Tweeze a nipple hair? From The

[silverturtle14]

i bet it was a speedway gas station where you tried to get the corn dogs.

[MegaBacktalk]

Hank can always has cheeseburger!

[dftba323]

Hank. Don't drink. Bad boy. BAD.

[masterohumans]

I miss the world suck meter.

[suzakuXofXmakai]

i HAVE gotten kicke out of my house before but that was because my father hated me.

[ViolaLullaby]

YAY FOR FREE STUFF!

[itsapinksnazzytie]

thank you Hank

i will never forget you 'til i die :)

[gorgeousalphawoman]

omg, hang over boy is so damn cute!!!

What's the age?

[JessieLightyear]

@gorgeousalphawoman he's 30... and married

[mushugai]

Two of my friends were less than a mile behind I-35 when the bridge collapsed (in seperate cars).

[iceteabeingstirred]

Hank, it is because everyone is realising how you are decreasing world suck, and making nerds feel AWESOME!

[MrMonkeyballs1]

It's Karma dude! It's for the world-suck!

[ShellTheShark]

You get the free stuff because you are cute.

Uncute people just don't get as much free stuff.

[whatever13131]

this made me laugh out loud....

thank you. I'll never forget you.... until I die.

:D

[lobby286]

Noo, the bit that I lauhghed out loud at was the follow up,

"Uh-oh, I never shoulda gave that guy a free cheeseburger, now he wants to... Do me."

XD

[SaukaKumagae]

A girl I barely knew from my tennis team, would give me free smoothie's from Jamba Juice. And every time I would think she just forgot to take my money, and I would try to hand it to her and she'd just say "It's okay."

It was weirder because I didn't know whether or not to expect free smoothies all the time...

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@SaukaKumagae MAybe she liked you?

[SaukaKumagae]

@GONEmypurpleflapjack haha, no. She was just a really nice person.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@SaukaKumagae DFTBA

[GIANTclaaam]

I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?

I'm on there!

[fantasmicnerds]

Lol, Hank you make my day. I used to work at a Bakery and we used to give free stuff ALL THE TIME! cause we baked fresh everyday... so it was gunna go to waste anyway (well... not really waste, cause we used to give all our leftovers to charity... but yeah)

[vcav22]

i can haz cheesburger??? LOL noe time i was buying a book and it was seven dollars and i really wanted it and i only had 5 and she let me buy it for five :D

"i shouldn't have given that guy a cheeseburger now he wants to do me"

[rooneygirl7]

I can haz Cheezbuger!? AHAHAHAHAH

[writerAngel7]

1:54 makes my world go around. thank you Hank!!!

[DaughterOfBibleGirl7]

haha nice

[valerie2776]

I just tell the cashier/salesperson I love them when that happens. I think that's good.

[StarryNightOfo7]

LOL people in Montana are nice, I don't think that would happen in New York... If your like 5 cents short they'd cause a fuss... and for a broken bag of dirt they would give you a discount, gosh... maybe I should move to Missoula..

[umbrellaboy2]

i'm reading the comments below which goes on how the great british chip (fries) and the confusion mit causes in america, and i'm just amazed because it's second nature, not just to me but to the rest of the country, the smaller a cultural difference is, the more uneasy it makes me.

[senorsqueakydesk]

How many Hank hangover videos are there during the B2.0 year??

[LaurasBookBlog]

When I was a kid, I thought that some items in stores were just marked "free". I was always confused when I went shopping with my parents and didn't see any "free" tags. I always assumed that those were my Communist beginnings before I was old enough to realize what Communism actually was. Now I know I was simply living in the wrong city.

[RentPanda123]

This whole thing made me laugh. Yay. I'm so tired.

[EmzyLovesRussell]

yay!

This was posted on my birthday :P

"He wants to do me.."

Love it!

Awesome video!

Love the punishment btw!

[Blue421]

"I can haz cheeseburger?"

I laughed really hard.

Very funny video!

[kira902k]

hahah

icanhazcheezburger?

lol

hahaha

i'll give you 25 bucks for that. lol.

[Amiryfey]

I will never forget you...TILL I DIE Haha

[padsblack]

I can haz cheecburger lol, brilliant dance :)

[iBsteveT]

For me, this is your funniest video yet Hank.

[DittoFreak]

Comment 151:

I can has cheeseburger?!

[MusicIsFreedom42]

I spy an invisible floating book shelf at the side! :D

[RFDC07]

Great sound effects ha ha - by the way, what's a corn-dog?

[evannalynchfan1]

A corndog is a hot dog covered in batter.

[RFDC07]

Ah right, that's why I didn't know what it was because in the United Kingdom, we call them 'battered sausages.' lol. Thanks

[mattieslollipop]

omg thts sooo cool... battered sausage... im gonna ask my mom for a battered sausage tomorrow... did i spell tht right (tomorrow, or tommorrow)

[Koronyu]

You mean, that's so /jokes/, right?

[mattieslollipop]

yea thts so jokes... lol

[RFDC07]

lol - yeah the first spelling is right. Your comment made me laugh! Thanks for posting it...Let me know what your mum says/said!

RFDC07

[mattieslollipop]

my mom just stared at me and said, a what??... so i had to explain it to her

[RFDC07]

lol! What did she reckon to the 'UK-way-of-speaking?' lol! I wish I could go into a chip-shop with my camcorder and order one just to see what the response would be if I uploaded it to YouTube, but I think it would look rather weird into a chip-shop with a camcorder in one hand lol! I'm just off to approve your friend invite now! Speak soon

RFDC07

[mattieslollipop]

ok so now i have a question... what is a chip-shop... is it like a gas station store or something of that sorts

[RFDC07]

No, people go in and can ask for a whole range of things like cod or Haddock (two different types of fish), fritters (potato fried in batter), battered sausages, all kinds of pies etc, and they order these with chips. So for example, I could go in and say: 'A battered sausage and a bag of chips please' and the staff will put some chips into a bag with a battered sausuage. (Chips in the UK are potatoes which have been fried)

[mattieslollipop]

oooh... i dont know if this is the same, but fritters at one of my favorite restraunts is like this breddish stuff whith corn in them, and you put it in confectioners sugar... and so like chips are like french fries right??

[RFDC07]

I've never had a fritter with corn in it, but that sounds really cool!!! What's confectioners sugar??? Yeah, chips are french fries...P.S. Do you have MSN? If you do I could send you a private message if you like with my MSN address, and you could add me and we could talk to each other on MSN. You sound really cool!

[mattieslollipop]

yeah, confectioners sugar is like a powdery sugar, and you put it on different deserts, like in poland they use it because i made a polish dish before and it said to use confectioners sugar... no i dont have msn, but i do have yahoo, and skype... dont kno if you know what that is though

[RFDC07]

Yeah I've heard of Skype, but I don't use it. That confectioners sugar sounds really cool!

[mattieslollipop]

yea... we're takeing up all the space for comments so, maybe we should find another way to talk... ooh i know

[VvRootBeervV]

nice sound effects. lol

[Graycloak]

I can has cheeseburger?

I giggled.

Thank you for that.

[BarryAldridge]

The retail dance was awesome. I dont mind cheeseburgers they are cool. That punishment of ex-girlfriend call should be interesting.

[WTFumbreon]

You just made my day<3

[EnFliX]

i can haz cheezeburgar?!

ROFLMAOLOL

[maybel513]

Wow, I'm so glad you just said "I can haz cheezburger?"!!

[BogapeJane]

It's so true about the retail dance. We do it all the time!

[FancyNewIsobel]

I CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER! lolcats own :)

[zrg48]

how did we find that

[Vampyrluver]

I watched this twice just because of "I can has cheeseburger?" and the retail dance. It makes me giggle. x3

[elphieismyhero]

I can has cheezburger? I lol'd.

This was my 15th birthday.

[SeverusSnapelvr14]

LMFAO "I can has cheezeburger???"

LOLcat!!!

[lordshmee]

I was thinking... $25?  Yeah I'd do it for $10. SUCKA! :D

[mcflyloveme]

"ohh, now he wants to do me" hahahaha

[sportynspunky78]

Your retail dance is just so entertaining. Take, take, pass, pass, weird noises... "I can has cheeseburger?"

[davefromwales]

I can haz cheezbrgr? I'm sure this is one of 39,285 comments that say that. but it's so funny :[

[deathbytango]

I have a theory, Hank.

I believe that this girl is a Nerdfighter. I believe that she gave you said cheeseburger, because someone who is helping with the evil baby orphanage needs regular meals to fuel his brain to help with previously mentioned project. She is a noble Nerdfighter. Hats off to the convenience store girl.

[silverwing2332]

Oh Hank, I feel happy for you that you got that free stuff... and now I'm jealous... I want some free sand

"I can has cheeseburger" very eloquent lol

[bookwormchris]

I don't remember this video! I must needs watch them all over again!

[pipperz]

lol it's not that hard to give away free stuff... i don't do it, but when it happens... nobody really notices in restaurant food...

[RahOhReplica]

I can has cheezburger? XD amazing

[atlasexplosion]

That LOLcatz reference made my day..or...er..night.

[mysticladyrachel]

OMG I have watched this video so many times just to see you say "I can has cheezburger?" So funny

[VivIsNotASquib]

i can haz cheeseburger?

haha LOLcats.

[robinheil]

This may sound noobish but what IS a LOLcat?

[kaitlynwithakay]

I've been looking for the textual communication on January 11, and I can't find it! Where did it happen?

Also, I shouldn't watch these videos this late at night. I thought that "On the Way Home from the Garden" was the name of the convenience store. haha.

[OUdarling]

It's earlier than that, I think.

[xweirdsister1x]

i can has cheeseburger? lol

[EvilTrailMixFan]

Speaking of world suck levels, I cannot seem to find the widget on your site. I realize this particular video was posted a while ago, but the widget still works, right?

[spikedanstudded]

They forgot to charge me for a donut (which they warmed up and whipped-creamed for me) at Border's...

I knew it, but I said nothing.

I should have been joyous but it felt really dirty.

(I EVEN LEFT THE PLATE OUTSIDE SINCE THERE WERE NO TABLES.)

[CoffeeShopPunk]

Mmmm....I'm eating a burger.

[Nanosauromo]

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

[timothyj332]

Fuck Hank youre awesome:)

[walllofweird]

it's probably cause you're a cutie. stuff like that happens to me too.

[regularguy5mb]

Free stuff is awesome, but it does feel weird. It's like at any moment the retail police are going to show up and take you down into the dungeon of suck for some infraction.

[chaynsaw21]

"Retail Police"!!! "Dungeon of Suck"!!!

ROFLcopter!!! 8^D

[JadeyChi]

"I can has cheezeburger?"

XD I've been watching for a few days and I can't help but to watch way too much. You guys make me laugh so hard...

[littlemuffinhead]

I can has cheezeburger indeed!

Awsome kay!

[d00d123]

That's worldsuck visibly decreasing!

[emilydoubleUface]

YAY!!!!

icanhascheezburger

is the best thing ever.

well,

aside from brotherhood 2.0

and being a nerfighter.

:D

[bagosean]

$25 just for one nipple hair? I'll do it for $5.

[PunkRocksNotDead]

Similar experince involving Burger King lol. But I had enough money and I was just thirsty so I order the biggest drink they have and the lady looked around and told me to take it. It was strange yet awesome. It was jokes. :D. NERDFIGHTERS!

[FlameAlchemist06]

that is so jokes.

:P

[bracketed]

ths video is jokes btw cn i have ur babys

[kushya]

sound effects are jokes.... and funny!!

[katlady5000]

He should have to use the words "Feminine Itching" during the conversation with the ex girl friend. These words have to be used together.

[batkitty357]

OMG so random at the end lol!!!! you rule

[JillixxAnn]

well umm on the one below i ment his wife, the yeti!

[JillixxAnn]

his marridge and new wife

[gidgetblogs]

Just curious, but... with those acts of kindness, at any time have you payed it forwards? During the course of that day, did you do anything to help someone else out? I am beginning to think you are just selfish foolish boys, so can you prove me wrong?

[Nolee4DavidBlaine]

...I wouldnt know, but dont these guys seem nice anyway? People arent selfish, they wont say 'I wont help you if you dont help me'

well...some people do. But these guys don't, I'm sure.

[TheTrueVampireess]

Whats with all the spam on this comment bord.

[actressluv]

omgomgomg i luv it

[MrsFelton27]

MAKE HIM TALK ABOUT THE YETI

[happymaewolf]

lol

[KatieC84]

Hank, here's something I found out about today, that I thought you may also be excited about. Here's what you do...

Google this phrase:  "Harry Potter Theme Park"

[wrestlingstopmotions]

wheres august 4,5 and 6?

[LoveLordDrtom]

The fourth and fifth fell in the weekend, which means no vids, and the sixt isn't over yet. The deadline is EST, so John has seven hours left...

[MelodyDelight]

lol! Your videos are SO cool!!! I started with the Harry Potter video and right now I am busy watching all the others videos. You guys are soo funny!

[Okalhome]

Who you broke up.

[3starshine]

hank ur better than the other guy no offence

hes kewl too but i like u better

hmm i need to use these techniques while i shop...

[mach7mach10]

one nipple hair for $25?! We used to play a drinking game, where a pube would be plucked for a shot of booze! Now that would be a punishment, LOL.

[sk8erguy39]

aww! wish som1 would giv me free stuff

[SplitFetusRebellion]

Oh Hank, only in Missoula can you get free stuff like that. Great for you though!

[KennilworthyWhisp]

john! amazon says an abundance of katherines wont be in paperback until december of 2025! man, i should have just bought it today in hardback!! now i have to wait!

[valareedoll]

2025??? what? lol doesn't that seem like an excessively long time?? [i got my hardcover copy in the mail from amazon last week =)] why do you only want paperback though?

[KennilworthyWhisp]

i know its a misprint(unless it's not:O) but i thought john might find it funny! and i want paperback because paperback is cheeper(6 dollars vs. 17) and i usually dont have a lot of money. its a very vicious cycle! i want to buy books but i dont have money...it sucks! why couldnt i have picked a nonexpensive habit like...rock collecting!

[valareedoll]

oh, we're in the same boat. i HATE having to wait months for the stupid paperback version to come out. but i bought my copy on amazon, and it wasn't that much, i think it was like 7. it didn't even specify hardcover or paperback, so i didn't really consider that this time. have you ever read his book Looking for Alaska?

[KennilworthyWhisp]

yeah i read looking for alaska and i totally loved

it!(i hope you've read it too!) thats why i want to get Katherine's so bad!

[valareedoll]

yeah, i read it, it's so awesome. johns the best.

i haven't started Katherine yet, i was reading some other books before i got it, so i'm finishing these up & then starting it.

[KennilworthyWhisp]

i cried! i get very emotionally attached to characters in books! yeah im reading Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman(which is amazing) and like 5 other books right now(i have a bad habit of reading more than one book at a time).

[valareedoll]

i love reading more than one book at a time. it's not a bad habit! i think it's funner, you can go from story to story, and idk, i think it's a bit more interesting.

oh, i get soo emotional with books, too lol.. my sisters make fun of me to no end for it.

i finished the book i was reading, so i'm gonna start Katherine todaaay!!

[KennilworthyWhisp]

its good and bad. only bad because sometimes i cant pick which book i want to read!!!

tell me how Katherine's is and if its as good as Alaska(thats funny how both books have girls names in the title? hmmmmmm...)

[valareedoll]

HMMmmm

so why don't you make vids of your own? i see your channel is bare!

[amishqueen]

He should have to mention the burritos in his pants! X3

[valareedoll]

lol good idea

[goldenhermit]

Hey Guys! I am new here. Started watching after the Deathly Hallows. Yesterday I realized what I have been missing out on and I have spent the rest of my weekend going back and watching ALL of your videos. If you don't count the amount of time spent between videos, that takes 8:25:43 to do. But my computer is slow so that took me...a day and a half. Which made me think of a challenge.I challenge BOTH OF YOU to watch every every video recorded in 2007 on January 1, 2008. I hope I make a good NIT.

[TonyCiv]

Hank I will tweeze one nipple hair for $24

lol

[darksmiley2007]

John should have to brag about how good his life without her and with the Yeti/Sarah.

Btw i have just become a nerdfighter.

[iheartflamingos]

joohn should talk about all the things that he thinks r "jokes" but not tell her wat jokes means so you would be like hank is jokes sarah is jokes my books r jokes everything is jokes :)

[CDSundin]

i think when john talks to his x girl friend he should ask how her sex life is

[nosetackle79]

i agree

[Makelka]

This is the 10th time I'm wathcing this clip... The retail store dance is priceless. Plz put it in an MP3 file.

For the punishment, John should mention a lot of Nerdfighter terms and not explain what they mean while talking/bragging about how succesful he has become after the breakup. This should sound like he has called up everyone of his past girlfriends just to say this.

[WiththeBees]

I forgot that today was Saturday. I didn't even remember until it was really late and I noticed that John hadn't updated yet. That was a sad feeling, knowing that there won't be an update.

But getting stuff for free is fun. That used to happen to me all the time for no apparent reason.

[soyinfinita]

he should mention nerdfighters and making out with window fans XD

[ghettoking1337]

John should have to describe is most recent bowel movement in detail. Down to the very last piece of corn.

[nickxxxisfierce]

"Yes, I want that cheeseburger" ha. made me laugh.

[guacamoleroxmysox]

OMG I forget what it was called but I watched one of your videos that was about hank going to seattle! It was hilarious, and then I ironicly went to seattle, and saw THE DONUT WIZARD! I had some of his donuts and they were very good, then I told him that he was on youtube and that he has been proclaimed the donut wizard. yay! BTW you are hilarious and amazing.

[TheToaster555]

John should have to mention child labor laws and explain how 'jokes' came to mean cool and then use it at least 4 more times in the rest of the phone call. very nice vids btw.

[Berthaballs16]

do ppl stop u on the street yet

[Lexaaa21]

ahahaha

[Sideman45]

Okay, so here's what john has to mention. All the reasons why the girl is an "ex" girlfriend. He has to list every bad trait thet he thought about her. Not only will be it being honest, it'll be a wake up call for the girl and now she must change, because she's going to be owned by nerfighter omega, on youtube.

[marfer828]

John should have to mention stale marshmallow peeps in said conversation with ex-girlfriend. ...Primarily because peeps are only good when they are stale.

[FushigiY]

if i had nipple hair, i'd tweeze it for $24

[psushgirl]

my suggestion for a punishment:

john should have to transcribe (in text) every single video blog he has posted since the offending post. then, he has to post it in mypants.

what do you think hank?

<3's

[supaslim]

That is an AMAZING idea. XD I second this.

[psushgirl]

hehe, thanks. i was inspired by somebody in mypants....

:0)