Demetri Martin Chocolate Frog

[lordlexington89]

CTM - Chuckle to myself.

[upalive11]

I wonder if Harry Potter runs into that same problem?

[UmBongo86]

I think that could possibly be the best opening line to a video I've ever heard

[kristycremee]

haha the title reminded me of harry potter XDD

[Mizziluvbatman]

i only have one vericose vein lol. it feels weird though when i sit down sometimes cuz its on the back of my thigh

[pricelessposition]

this is probably going to sound super creepy but his voice is so calming. i'd love for him to just talk me to sleep. haha.

[SourKIWI177]

@pricelessposition his voice is very calming. it's smooth.

[HIM47]

its really indigestion not digestion

[artvandelay13]

lol i love how he barely even acknowledges the frog after the beginning...

[ocbeauty]

Yeah, lolz he gets totally off topic this guy is awesome

[animelover91895]

lol how the heck do you mistake a normal frog for a chocolate frog

haha!!!!

[KoolaidMolestors]

I got circulation and digestion!

[dupersloby]

ah man, i got think i got digestion too

[madasrabbits06]

i have two veracious veins actually!

i used to have only one last year

ill probably get more as i get older (im only 14)

[chunkymilk]

i just LQTM'd

[yootubematt]

myselfed?

[chunkymilk]

i just L'dQTM. better?

[yootubematt]

yes. Thank you. :)

[dgonzales1717]

scrumptious

[nyg2192jake]

lqtm

[maddman82]

laugh quietly to myself?

[ljthedj]

"i ate wat i thought was a chocloate frog" haha funny stuff

[Becca75]

LMAO IT WAS A FROGGG. lol!!! i love himm<333

[punklovergirl124]

haha, nice

[blinkexists]

um ok i still love him though! :)

[wofr826]

yea his webisodes arent as good as his standup. his jokes are awesome tho. when its planned he's hellllla funny

[nikkyraney]

loves it

[akalinnie]

haha, weirdoooo..

[dn2004]

nice lol