Zombieland Rule # 29 - Buddy System

[SuperHalomaster123]

Well...I've always wonders this after Left 4 dead, you baltintly see zombies killing echother sometimes they beat the crap out of echother

[itsChrisLife]

What's a meceihn ? 

[arifkiwd12]

just like mac and pc

[072397cs]

You know how they say that Zombies sence each other whata bout when that dude dreesed up as a zombie and went out on the streets with the other zombie and they didnt atack him??

[DragonmanX90]

@072397cs If it was based around general sense, he could've been in an area were there were so few zombies it wasn't an issue. if he was around a bunch of them, they might not have noticed one non receptive "mind". If it was based on scent, I'd say the makeup could have covered his scent, or there was such a general scent of decay in the air they can only pick up living scents at close range. Most of the attacks only happen when they see or hear something another zombie wouldn't do.

[992KITKAT]

good

[manxhedghog]

Boy Scouts are going to be the last survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse. We also use the buddy system.

[ChicoMasterMindBeast]

@manxhedghog and the most unmanly thing to say award goes too....

[chris71388]

hell yeah! i am from flagstaff!

[vervik654]

Twinky !!!

[AvidGamer749]

I WANT ZOMBIELAND2!!!!!

[emmanuelnsanga]

i thought zombies dont kill eachother cause they dont have brains and the only thing they want is brains

[nicknikki1991]

Tallahassee and Columbus are my favorite characters :D. I want to be like Tallahassee when zombies come after us for real.

[MsHaynes97]

I love them two, I think all the characters are funny <3

[ShadowDetective130]

i love the part of this movie my favourite part is the drop ride

[TigerWolfSpirit]

lol i love these guys Zombieland... BEST ZOMBIE MOVIE EVER!

[theEddiebrennan2010]

tallahasse u inspird me to be a bad ass zombie killing meceihn thank u bro

[zanuha]

@theEddiebrennan2010

What's a meceihn?

[NegativeNuke]

The Only Time Zombies Carry Guns Is When Justin Bieber Is Still Alive!

[starwarslego12]

@LuNaTicExpreny1 I don't think the zombies would want Justin Beiber

[johnnycashlover350]

@LuNaTicExpreny1 omg the funnyest justin beber joke i ever herd wow lol lmfao nd all that=)

[123ilovevampires]

@LuNaTicExpreny1 His high pitched voice might even make them all deaf.... and us deaf too... :(

[LynnisaMystery]

Make like the walking dead and shoot your buddy down to survive... O_O

[KingGruveRecords]

heck yeah

[renteriasss]

omg I cant belive tallahassee is going to choke columbus at the end of the vid

[dumphucazn]

Press 6 for ah

[AnAver4geG4mer]

i love these guys :)

[NightinGal89]

awww, I wanna grab Jesse's neck, too.

[IWalkWaterRuns]

remember Mr. Harrelson from "White Men Cant Jump!" That movie was in the late 80's early 90's.. great movie.. i hope to see more of everyone in this movie in more comical movies and horror movies in the future... this movie is a must see...

[agent1104]

hold 6



[MrTycho13]

hold 2

[121bloodelf]

In soviet Russia you eat zombie

[amberbrown1192]

if i ever see zombie i will rother bit it back and kick them and pull of it hair and tack knife and kill them in the head or cute there legs and harm or use car with lots of gas all over them and born them or just push them off the house or any thang is high and push and kill them it haves to be fun or feed them to shark lol jkk ik zombies ant real lol

[StopTheCoMotion]

@amberbrown1192 english please?



[amberbrown1192]

@StopTheCoMotion Dont till me English i can say what ever thank u vary much and i am English prson thank you where is ur English at yeah dont think so so back off i can say what ever i feel like it u can juge a prson what they have to say k sorry not tryin be rude but i can say ever ever i please to ur not my darn mom or dad sorry i hate that when people say English plz so yeah good day ZOMBIELAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danidanijo]

@amberbrown1192 , how abotu some punctuation ... if your gonna write like you talke you need punctuation, unless you talk like a fucking meth addict in which case ... nailed it......spellling would also be good .... you know what fuck it english please

[GLPMV95]

@amberbrown1192 English please? I'm sorry but I think everyone will agree that your comments make about as much sense as if you were mashing your face against the keyboard... in fact I'm somewhat suspicious that you were...

[berserker276]

@GLPMV95 Yea, doesn't make much sense actually.

[amberbrown1192]

@StopTheCoMotion why dont u make me i just haveing fun so yeah i can say what ever i what its free country

[amberbrown1192]

@StopTheCoMotion shut up and leave me thr fuck alone

[VladimirTod47]

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode!

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[thenerf100]

zombies have sorta a racial profliling like if you have seen the movie bill murray disgises himself as a zombie

[miciso666]

francis and louis teach u zombie lessons

[lordwaffel33]

hold 6

[shiyboy4]

so he killed his son?

[mcsuck1]

@shiyboy4 No, he killed Buddy....His son name was Buck

[shiyboy4]

@mcsuck1 oh yea, cheers!

[VikingAxStudios]

FUCK YEAH! GO FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA!!!!!!!

[trandomphatguy]

i wanna see 3 seconds after the ending.

[monkeydogpatch06]

o wow haha in the movie they never stated that he killed his kid with a candy bar....they didnt think that through

[mcsuck1]

@monkeydogpatch06 His son name is Buck not Buddy :)

[parisees12]

if zobie land come again i well take 40 gun and kill all of them:D

[kingaxron]

Rule 32;  enjoy the little things

[HotsteamingCoCo]

Press 6 rapidly. XD

[fohawk871]

a transexual hooker & a billionaire nerd. Sounds about right for a zombie film cast

[shockwavegameplays]

well I thought they didn't atck each other because they don't of a smell of fresh flesh on them thats my theory.

[teethinthedark]

@Zombkilla 115

it was an Uzi

[GamerfreakB7]

@dude12351 actually it was an HK MP7A1 Personal Defense Weapon. It is the germans' solution to the P90, and uses a compacted G36 mechanism inside a body based off (wouldn't you know it) the PM63 RAK. Sorry, but you were wrong and the BlackOps nerd was closer.

[MrAbstractReality10]

@GamerfreakB7 do you realize how gay that sounded? do you think that makes you cool?

[GamerfreakB7]

@MrAbstractReality10 No, It's a statement of fact. I'm not looking for some bullshit validation, I just figured I'd give my two cents. Do you think your "calling me out" makes YOU cool?

[MrMontageMitch]

Nobody knows,but Chuck Norris is amongst the zombie race,he died MANY years ago...except Death has been too afraid to tell him

[dude12351]

thats more a mac 11 or uzi and stop playing black ops 2 much dude get out more

[Zombkillah115]

He had a PM63 when he was shootin in the air.

[MrAbstractReality10]

@Zombkillah115 nope

[Zombkillah115]

@MrAbstractReality10

then what is it?

an MP40?

[MrAbstractReality10]

@Zombkillah115 Mp7…they are more guns out there besides call of duty guns

[Zombkillah115]

@MrAbstractReality10

Blah blah blah blah I'm not an idiot. It looks like a PM63, and I've never heard of an MP7. I'm not one of those CoD whatevers. I thought the MP40 was the MP, is all. So, PM63 it was.

[MrAbstractReality10]

@Zombkillah115 ITS NOT THE PM63!!! ITS THE MP7A!!!! look it up and then watch the video again

[Zombkillah115]

@MrAbstractReality10

Sorry, I was very tired when I said that. What I meant was, I thought the MP40 was the ONLY MP out there. In a nutshell, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE MP7A! And, since I didn't know, about it, and it looks like the PM63 from this angle, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE PM63!

[MrAbstractReality10]

@Zombkillah115 but its not its the MP7

[Zombkillah115]

@MrAbstractReality10

think LONG N HARD about my last comment. MAYBE you'll get it ;)

[ChickenHawkKicker]

oh ya Pabst the beer of the gods

[HDpAnIC]

if rule 17 is be a heroe that means theres a rule that means break the rule...

[clemenza1234]

@HDpAnIC not neccesarily, because being a hero can mean saving your buddy. lol.

[Amber6738]

............LIOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ODoyleRules523]

Tallahassee: I have more of a fine taste really.

Columbus: Pabst.

[EffectsLearner2]

Press 6 for Love ya

[spartanzack300]

does all that for a twinkie............wonder what he'd do for a klondike bar

[runescapeindahouse]

i can already imagine it nazi zombies and jew zombies XD

[mikeniac13]

i got another rule, actually i heard it in the republic commando game, its rule 1, kill them before the kill you...

[MyCount13]

@mikeniac13 more like, kill or be killed

[FlyWire14]

I think i've watched this movie like 6 times and im not tired of it! ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER!

btw they are making the Zombieland 2, its gonna be in 3D :P whooho.

They got so many ideas so its "hard" x) to make the movie they said :-). cool

[fohawk871]

1:31 - 1:40 uncomfortable

[DrCameltoe]

Thumbs up if you'd rather live in zombieland than here =D

[danerfe1952]

@DrCameltoe I Agree With U Bro I Agree There Are Cool Rules And U Can Eat Free Twinkies As Much As U Can

[TLBNonO]

Rule 34. NO EXCEPTIONS.

[TheReApStAr1]

Rule number 1, bring Chuck Norris

[vainyphan68]

in russia you kill zombies but in america twinkies kill zombies

[DrCameltoe]

@vainyphan68 Ehh no, the opposite =P

[shcnoozlebop]

way to go bring up bad memories, colombus. asshole.

:)

[abw1196]

zombies only go after meat and zombies infact have no meat in them, their meat desolves into their bones, thats why they limp around

[nicolaj990]

Read the zombie survival guide by max brooks and it has been explained why they dont attack eachother! epic nerd win?

[zombieland2001]

Tell Jesse I said hey

[12345gavin12345]

Its wrong, Its because zombies only sence living flesh amd zombies are dead flesh

[TheTrueTricky]

all what i need for a zombieinvasion is: a Axe Deospray, a Lighter and a bottle of vodka x'D

[Crazyhardcoredude1]

1 major flaw in zombie land he says to DETACH ALL EMOTIONAL CONNECTIONS WITH EVERYONE why would he make a buddy system rule

[chomps101]

@Crazyhardcoredude1 no, as in emotional ties to go save loved ones. The Buddy system ensures the safety and survival of yourself and a friend.

[str8razer007]

@Crazyhardcoredude1 You don't have to be emotionally connect with someone to work with them. I have, over the years, worked with LOTS of people, in some cases: for weeks at a time, in close proximity, and without any other human contact. Didn't give 2 shits about 'em! you don't have to work with someone to like them. You just have to have a mutual understanding that survival requires synergy.

[CeeBeyond]

awesome film. why arent twinkies on sale in england?

zombie apocalypse happens, im heading to usa for a twinkie too.

[666Dismiss666]

666 like this video =D i'm 666

[alphabladelm2011]

@FilmClaw Rule 4; Bring ammo, LOTS of ammo

[WhyNotXoX7]

This video is sooo funny i like when tallahassee starts choking columbus!!! HA HA I keep seeing comments about a second movie coming out... did they make another one cuz i havent herd anything, if so im so freakin excited!!!!!!!

[trentwilson7777]

look at colombus at 0:56 it looks like he's slapping tallahasse on the back lol

[xZuey]

I heard Zombieland 2 Is coming out 2011

[iamKNYNE]

@noahsmind havent u seen Dawn of the dead(2004) when tht zombie chick has a baby? its nasty

[tetleon]

Bring FPS russia with you

[scorpiansting1]

@tetleon hahahahhaha

[MultiDude5]

@tetleon

They have very very bad day... :D

[iJakexD123]

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[itachi332946]

@tetleon and arnold swartnigga

[336forlife]

@tetleon Rofl :)

[icanhasmc]

@tetleon i....love...YOU

[icanhasmc]

@tetleon and his names kyle

[Bothorth]

Zombie clowns taste funny.

[KCPhillies8]

You could survive for as long as you want! Just keep running around in circles(death trap)

[Elm0WeL0veY0u]

Rules

1:Take a Gun

2: Follow Number 1

3: Follow number 2

[1ganade]

i think they dont attack each other because there hungry and zombies taste bad

[nemphis319]

my rules:rule#1:find some weapons#2find your friends #3 get someting to drive!

[noahsmind]

if zombies have kids then won't their kids be zombies?

[AstralLightWarrior]

@FilmClaw you forgot 2 rules...

Rule 4; Bring a truck full of ammunition so you don't run out

Rule 5; bring a lot of twinkies

[FlyWire14]

@AstralLightWarrior thats right!

[ILoveABlindAngel]

@AstralLightWarrior naww...5 should be rule 1

[sgak5424]

exactly



[LazySIuG]

@AstralLightWarrior i think you would need more twinkes them ammo.

[ThePokemonmaster82]

@LazySIuG but if you bring Tallahassee with dont bring more bring A LOT MORE...also a huge amount of something else nice for ya self :D p.s by Tallahassee I was referring to me xD

[shadowstorm131]

@AstralLightWarrior true dat

[id493337]

@AstralLightWarrior

What if they were zombies from high school of the dead? Shouldn't you use blunt weapons the most?

[aussieaero]

@AstralLightWarrior and stick with either nerds or guys with big guns

[wtfisthis57]

@AstralLightWarrior Use twinkies as ammunition

[gameexpert22]

@wtfisthis57 yeh chuck em at the zombies. thell fall back instanly... DUDE SERIOUSLUY

[BHNZsam]

bring on zombie land 2

[reggins86]

If i had to pick one of my guns for a zombie apocalypse it would be my Yugoslavian AK-47. There is no better weapon for any unknown circumstance. Most durable and reliable gun ever! not to mention it will easily penetrate through car doors, trees and cinder blocks. So u can get extra zombie kills :PPP

[iFound404]

@reggins86

or a nice blunt weapon, or machete. My Choices would be AK-47, Steel Baseball bat, and machete

[alphabladelm2011]

@iFound404 broadsword (if i find one), Beretta handguns (2 with silencers), and a crowbar hehehe

[MegaELiiTE]

12 people went off without a buddy

[RLRuneScapeAdventure]

@MegaELiiTE 12 people got bitten by a ZOMBIE!

[bowhuntersp]

Hahahahaha love Pabst

[martinarcand1]

@FilmClaw In a zombie attack those with guns will be the first to die unless they have unlimited ammo >.>

[grunte10]

@martinarcand1 i wouldnt i dont have unlimited ammo but hey i live ina redneck town i know where every walmart is ina 100 miles so im set on ammo just need gas and people got a car i can use my parents be prob the first zombies because my dads old my mom would freak out and prob get herself bitten so ya id go around and get people then book it to a walmart do like they do in this movie then try and hold out or listen to comrades if im lucky enough to make it this far

[martinarcand1]

@grunte10 Everyone would also go to those Walmart and take the ammo, in the first few weeks of panic you're more likely going to get shot by others wanting the ammo

[grunte10]

@martinarcand1 now when there dead first from zombies nobody in my town is a fighter bunch of shitalkers thats it

[TheMegaPrimus]

Rule 1; Shoot the zombies

Class dismissed.

[Hatinonthehaters]

Woody is the fuckin man!

[RYUNOMI13TADEH]

If justine bieber is a zombie.. I would be the happiest person to bring that zombie down!!!

[jack2016]

@RYUNOMI13TADEH careful tho if he spits on u as a zombie u guna turn into a very gay zombie lol

[RYUNOMI13TADEH]

@jack2016 that will never happen.. I'll gonna kill him slowly but surely hahahaha XD

[ROBDOGG97]

@RYUNOMI13TADEH you and me both

[RYUNOMI13TADEH]

@ROBDOGG97 we'd better get a katana and a quality one..

[ROBDOGG97]

@RYUNOMI13TADEH ok, I'll look on ebay u look on amazon. haha

[RYUNOMI13TADEH]

@ROBDOGG97 I already have one hahaha

[95rollin1]

1.have a convoy

2.raid a national guard or a police station armory.

3.never take a piss or crap without someone on watch

[legoclonem8]

10 people doesn't have a buddy system..:)

[kaelim888]

I liked that in this one Columbus didn't get away with acting weird. In the movie he always gets criticised for it but in most of these he doesn't get called on it. At least in this one he got strangled lol

[BEllis247]

i bet some one could right a book on the rules of surviving zombie land

[ajb7876]

@BEllis247 already been done, "Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks.

[MrTank116]

@ajb7876 have it lol

[vampireinlove100]

@BEllis247 that would be me, already on it actually!

[Zombiepull]

@FilmClaw u know, the problem arnet the Guns

the problem is the AMMO

thousends of Bullets means hundrets of kilos of metal

[pspgod1]

im making a zombie a survival book

[loltransformer]

@pspgod1 AWESOME

[samynator0904]

i love zombie laaaand!! and emma stone but thats another story XD

[thehuntershunter]

@FilmClaw dont forget ammo and katana

[ladyofsorrows24]

lol i love jesse's little wave in the beginning to phoebe from arizona

[Sauskue]

Here's my zombie survival list:

1. Swiss Army Knife.

2. Flamethrower.

3. 2 Uzi's.

4. All the games you can stuff in a suit case.

5. A suit case.

6. A car.

7. Gas for a car.

8. NO additional people(Most important rule).

[G30RD13B0YS]

@Sauskue The zombies would fuck you up all those weapons and only 1 persont to use them XD

[seagoonproductions]

@Sauskue why no additional people?

[killerspartan123]

plus 5. tied up fat guy

[Cptpainter]

@killerspartan123 hey you suck dick lolz

[killerspartan123]

my list is 1.weapons 2.transportation 3. friends4. safe location

[brontosaurious]

@killerspartan123 its not ok to go with friends, just a 2 persons tem, is better you know,

[airrifleguy]

always bring a fat guy with you so the zombies don't catch up with you or the rest of your team

[iluvcorn222]

uh oh didnt mean to hear bad word do not listen to this and i know you tempted but dont

[TWARRIOR11]

no zombies are looking for living flesh, not dead flesh, LOVE THE MOVIE THOUGH