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  • 5:59 is the best scene in the movie

  • An octopus with a dog face who is very gulible is more creepy than a Kraken.

  • 8:48 Congratulations Tentacles, your the new Fluttershy.

  • It is a damn good thing that mouse mustache hair is so conductive.

  • omg... try not to cause panic: everyone to the lifeboats! hurry! hurry! in the real version it took way much longer befor people where even thinking about leaving the ship

  • ... stealing a life boat? for real?

  • 7:12-7:18

    Wow, sexist much?

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  • 8:54 LOL, Tentacles was nowhere as big before.

  • tentacles is funny

  • How many shot-for-shots from James Cameron's film could YOU spot?

    I got 10

  • Wow.. complete chaos in the first 15 sinking minutes, but it never really became that until about 55 minutes before the ship completely sank

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  • 2:27-2:28: Am I seeing things because I could've sworn I just saw what looked like two torpedo strikes

  • @snakes3425 hahah yeah looks like the lusitania!

  • @Firemarioflower

    You know it's sad when they can't resort to using another disaster to try and save their own disaster of a movie

  • @snakes3425 very true.

  • @snakes3425 very true. besides, they also seemed to have embraced that new sinking theory that the ship broke apart at a shallow angle. about 11 degrees. but thats such a bogus! it rose up high in the air to 45 or even 70 degrees.

  • @Firemarioflower

    Here's the thing, that theory didn't exist when this film was made

  • @snakes3425 i wont deny that. but maybe those scientists watched this film. what a laugh hahah!

  • @Firemarioflower

    Actually the theory was developed when they found the two seconds of Bottom that broke apart

  • @snakes3425 oh... well this film must be accidental mistake then.

  • That's so funny, thats hilarious, oh wait no its tragic he dies. Do they really expect us to cry after his nose was shining red?

  • "I've got it! Connect the wires to my moustache!" WTF, who does that!?

  • In the middle of the North Atlantic, at midnight, in freezing cold weather, where do the baddies stealing the boat intend to go? Seriously?

  • Okay, dolphin lady? I saw you and your pals cheering in the last scene. You've been here the whole time. Only AFTER the octopus throws the iceberg at the Titanic (there's something you don't type every day) do you get all self-righteous?! The HELL?!

  • 7:25 LIES!!

  • 2:27 the ship sink to fast

    

  • am i the only one who gets freaked out by tentacles?

  • ship is sinking to fast

  • You know what's ironic? If the sharks did their job better in locking the rudder, the ship wouldn't have sunk.

    And yes, Doug Walker was NOT lying in saying how horrible this is.

  • He KILLED those sharks?! O__o

  • if they fail then its davy jones locker for us all

  • 2:33 What happened to "Women and children 1st?"

  • Hmmmm the dude who was going to marry Elizabeth and those idiots got into the lifeboat even before they hit the iceberg... if they are somewhere in the middle of the ocean... where were they planning to go?!

    why bother in stealing those documents and trying to escape if there is no place to escape to? unless they knew how to survive on their own and find earth... and even in that case they would need to take supplies O_o

  • STUPID! The frickin' dolphins were just CHEERING for Testicles the Octopus when he was throwing those ice burgs. Then they're gonna be mad at him for throwing it at a ship full of people!?!?!?!?

  • 1:55 ALLELUIA!

  • No one heard the crash of the iceburg!!!!!!

  • why is there so many explosions? is there a NUKE or something?!

  • The only way I can think of that would make this movie good is to have Tentacle turn evil and kidnap all the passengers to rape them altogether.

    Yeah, the Japs looooooooooove that stuff, lol.

  • Left ear buccaneer, right ear queer.

    2:57 Guess which ear Don Juan has pierced...

  • I just noticed Don Juan's earring. He is officially a hot anachromism (if I spelled it right).

  • @Mufnluvr LOL I tried looking it up...it keeps looking up Anachronism (With an 'n'). Other than that...whassat? OwO

  • @lovemeordie83 It means that something isn't in the correct time zone. It can be intentional, but I can only think of a good example for unintentional, which would be if like some guy accidently wore his watch while performing in a play set in medieval times.

    Anyway, I think I might be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure that dudes wearing one earring is a modern fashion idea (like all the terrible trends, it started in prison). Back then, I don't think dudes wore the one earring. I could be wrong.

  • No as an electrical engineer I can say that mustaches don't conduct electricity well enough for something like that.

  • Alright, that's... Ridiculously insulting. Yes, the FUCKING TITANIC is sinking, and we're going to be just TERRIFIED of a mouse. DX

  • Sharks HOLDING THE RUDDERS? That's the stupidest ting I've ever heard! One blade was larger than a man, theyd've been chopped into sushi! Also, moustache hair doesn't conduct electricity.>.<

  • 7:25 in real life, there wan't enough life boats. Did the people who made this even do the slightest ammount of research on the real Titanic?

  • Okay, um....listen to the dolphins voice at 0:06. And THEN listen to it at 8:27.

    What the hell happened to his voice? Did the voice animator hit puberty during the making of this film? O_o

  • Really, why does that one mouse always say weeee every time he runs

  • something tells me that this movie was supposed to be in widescreen

  • Death by mustache electricution!

    ...

    XDDDDDDDD

  • people shud stop quoting the nostalgia critic on movies.

    just because you want to see somthing the nc reviewed, that doesnt mean you can get all the credit for quoting 3 seconds of the review.

    i hate this thing. people are so lazy in searching movies/games they NEED avgn or Nostalgia critic to watch it, now the REAL problem is when thousands of users just come and quote pointless shit.

  • @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa Good for you Corporal Buzzkill.

    - Captain Obvious.

    Authorized by Sergent Sarcasm.

    From the desks of General Statement.

  • An octopus with a puppy face, a dolphin with a hand, iceberg throwing contests..

    I think I just died a little.

  • 6:06 Best face to die with

  • @startug AND the best way to go. 

  • They could have atleast untied that mouses mustache from the wires instead of putting him in that ridiclous pose and end up destroying the small amount of sadnes that scene had.

  • 1:12 to 2:50 you know, for kids! :D

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  • 2:12...well...HE didn't make it. O_o

  • This movie gave me diarrhea.

  • 5:56-6:07: "Okay, there's a lot of moments in a Titanic movie where you're supposed to have a serious death scene.

    You picked one. AND IT'S A FUCKING WRONG ONE!"

  • around the titanic

  • what on earth this is so f***ing weird its not even funny sharks magical moon dust? it pure madness and whats with all this hard to port buisness? what isiot captain would say hard to port on the titanic that would be turning towards the iceburg idiots and even then still a head on collision wouldn't have sunk the titanic the titanic was prepared for that idiots idiots idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh ps its looks likee the kraken decided right then to attack the titanic when tentacles wraps his tentacles

  • what on earth this is so f***ing weird its not even funny sharks magical moon dust? it pure madness and whats with all this hard to port buisness? what isiot captain would say hard to port on the titanic that would be turning towards the iceburg idiots and even then still a head on collision wouldn't have sunk the titanic the titanic was prepared for that idiots idiots idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 6:06 Now THAT'S a killer! lol

    Bitter irony right there for you.

  • Sorry dolphin lady, what do you mean you don't know how many they'll be able to save? The man at 7:25 clearly says "there's room for everyone". What, did you actually think that there weren't enough lifeboats for all the passengers? ... Gee, it's sad that a dolphin is more accurate about history than the people themselves >.<

  • ok, if tentacles didnt showed up, i say the sinking scene was decent. if it wasnt so fast-paced

  • titanic did not hit that hard

  • 5:43

    okay I just saw a cartoon mouse slowly electrocuted to death...

    that was completely not disturbing in the slightest.

  • Somebody please make it stop...

  • SHIT! First we get hit by an iceberg, then we begin to sink, after that a mouse dies by attaching two wires to his moustache, then the ship breaks in two, and then we get attacked by a giant octopus. wow, their luck is the worst.

  • "You really did it this time kid!"

    Yeah where the fuck were you five minutes ago? Goddamn Monday morning quarterbacks!

  • "I'll explain later, Daddy. Let's get up on deck!"

    I would LOVE to be there for that explanation.

  • good grief, it took a lot longer than that to get the passengers awake. not to mention how the Titanic IMMEDIATELY begins sinking!

  • They should call that freakin mouse-like octopus Testicals not Tentacles!

  • RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

  • Wait, why the hell did they need to sink the ship? Why not poison the old guy or something?

  • @Rosebunse Because that make sense. ^_^

  • Oh yeah, and apparently Titanic had enough lifeboat space for everyone...wow, they really packed those sixteen lifeboats, two cutters and four collapsibles tight to get 2200 people onto them!

    Oh wait, fifteen lifeboats, one got stolen...the stupidity here burns!

    Oh yeah, and The Best of British Luck To All Of You!

  • 5:49 Okay, so these animators can't draw White Star Line's cap-badges correctly, but they get the freakin' Marconi operator's uniform right? Gah!

    And yeah, I never knew only a single mouse died during the sinking of the Titanic...wow, that sure was some misunderstanding. I bet John Jacob Astor and his widow...sorry, wife Madeline had a good laugh about that around the fire with the kids later on, and the Strausses, Captain Smith, the Chief, First and Sixth Officers and about 1500 other people!

  • 4:06 the captain looks pervers!

  • the captain must go down with his ship. Congratulations private, you're the new captain

  • Fuckin' Tentacles. Bitch ruins everything. 

  • @sparkish808

    your so right ... without this stupid animal the movie is perfect!!!

  • The Captain stopped to put on mascara at 1:26!

  • 7:01 wtf did they die?

    8:54 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! If I saw tentacles coming out of the water I'd JUMP I wouldn't stay on that boat shiiiit.

  • 6:46 "Heh? HUH? *head propels forward* WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH?

  • Death by electrocuting mustache, Bellemere's death from One Piece has nothing on this!

  • I cannot understand nothing what the mouse captain is saying! 

  • Did anyone notice the already sucken Titanic?

  • 4 ppl per boat? Rooooflmaooo

  • why the fuck did they let him throw an iceberg , just to rub it into the kids face that he possibly caused the deaths of hundreds unknowingly.

  • this movie would have been ok...if the octupus doesnt exist and this whole sink the titanic bullshit. just have the godamn iceberg, and make people die.

  • why do u abuse me movie? WHY?!!

  • Wow just wow. I think everything I know is wrong

  • did anyone see Captain Smith's Girly eyelashes at 1:26?

  • "Connect the wires to my mustache"! *he twitches around and turns into an Operation game before dying*

    Obviously someone touched the sides...LOL! Really? xD

  • Oh, so her dad gets into the life boat but leaves her

  • 1:38 - Eeew, that guy's sweat is all syrupy... ;P

    "If we fail, it's Davy Jones' locker for us all."

    If Orlando Bloom saves the day via the Flying Dutchman, I quit. *lol*

    "I know! Connect the wires through my mustache."

    ....Really? Really, movie? -_-

  • Anyone want to bet, the Dolphins and Octopus would go on to force the U-Boats that sank Lusitania, Britannic, and Carpathia to the surface and turned over their crews over to the Allies

  • Captain Smith: SOUND THE ALARM

    Mouse Captain Smith: There's only one thing we can hope for, make sure to send out an SOS maybe there's a ship near enough that can make it in time to help us

    Okay first of all, the Titanic HAD NO INTERNAL ALARM SYSTEM, and as for Mouse Captain Smith's remark, he better hope the Californian's lookouts can speak to animals too or hopefully he remembers how to swim

  • 1:10 Frederick Fleet spotted the iceberg, not Hitchens at the wheel and second, all those sharks blocking the rudder could get sucked right into the propellers because it was ordered full speed astern when the iceberg was spotted (except for the centre screw).

    Finally Cpt. Smith was not on duty at the time the ship struck the iceberg.

  • oh god this suckssss

  • ZOMG THIS ISNT THE 1906 SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE!

  • A Giant Octopus throwing the iceberg into the Titanic's path: HI MOVIE REMEMBER ME THE AUDIENCE YOU WANT TO FILL ME IN ON WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHEN THAT, OR ANYTHING YOU'VE SHOWN, HAPPENS IN THE HISTORY BOOKS?????

  • Explain, movie! EXPLAIN!!! *lol*

  • HOLY SHIT ! I never noticed just how fucking huge that octopus is ! It's like a fucking retarded Cthulu or something !

  • I'll explain later daddy.... daddy I can talk to dolphins, and mice, and dogs!

    That wouldn't get you locked up in an insane asylum in the early twentieth century.

  • @minieyke

    That's insane asylum material even in the 21st Century

  • From 0:00-0:36 that dolphin was a bitch yelling a that octupus because he didnt know that his fun was dangerous, and the dolphins told him ealrier it might have saved those people.

  • Sacrificial death by mustache electrocution. Is it actually possible to die in a manlier fashion?

    I think NOT!

  • Tentacles reminds me of Casper the Friendly Ghost

  • Mistake:

    At 0:48, Captain Smith leans out of a window which has no glass to peer at the group which is stealing a lifeboat. However, when the scene cuts to 0:56, we see a pane of glass in place.

  • You've Seriously got to be kidding me. So apparently the cause for the ship hitting a iceburg is due to a retarded octopus throwing a iceberg up to the surface because some evil sharks told it to. Yeah that's certainly Believable.

  • Um movie? First of all, mustaches don't conduct electricity.

    Second of all, if you want to make a character die heroically, don't have them go in a manner befitting a Looney Tunes character.

  • what the freak! The Octopus like changes from pretty big to like the size of the Titanic, and holds it together...what?

  • You know what would actually make this ripoff good? If the titanic turned into a giant robot, and fought the octopus. Seriously, I would but the movie off e-bay, for 100 dollars if I have too, just to see a titanic robot.

  • @Dudinator123 titanicus prime vs megatopus

  • @Dudinator123 Why not? Or we could put Godzilla in here...let's see...Godzilla vs. the Giant Mutant Ice Monster

  • @Dudinator123 Well, I have a Titanic Robot toy.

  • @Dudinator123 The Lost Transformer?

  • @Dudinator123 YEAH I wanna see that movie. If you arent going for historical accuracy anyway thats the only way to do it.

    And then at the end Chuck Norris could come down and battle the shark mafia

  • LOL. So if it weren't for a bunch of stupid animals the Titanic never would have sunk. Haha.

  • I know it is wrong to bring logic in this movie, but when the ship was struck, people didn't know RIGHT AWAY that it was going to sink. They thought it was a small bump that was harmless. In fact getting people in lifeboats was so hard at first because people thought it was a safety precaution rather......you know what screw it, this movie is too illogical.

  • I have nothing more to add.

  • mustache wire, FTW!!!

  • this movie is physically hurting me...

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