Things To Play When You Suck - Guitar Lesson

[SickGuitarBro]

This guy is priceless ... 425 ppl need a badmotherfinger

[BaneX94]

this is uselles shit

[gozillavsbatman]

if it was not for all (in my own opinion) all of the stupid stuff in between this would be a kick ass lesson!

[danny25d]

this has almost 700,000 views? Why?

[myNICKnameISgelo]

yay... with girls you should be able to use that finger

[bluefaction8]

I can do what you showed and more and I don't have chicks. I even tried dressing up as the mustache guy ... no go.

[AkkiElementalista]

uh... i dont need it! thank god! i dont suck! YAY!

[DanielThalen]

I thought you were Nick Cage in the picture.

[GUITARISTm14]

haha whats so funny about this is the fact he himself is actually really good at guitar and everything he says is so true about guitarist. ;)

[assasinator1980]

what if I suck at even sucking....should I throw away the guitar?

[twitterfire]

@assasinator1980 Not all the hope is gone. You should start playing hip-hop.

[ColorfulHyena]

Bad mother finger sounded like "Badmotorfinger" which is a Soundgarden album :3

[danzalman]

when i go down my guitar stops making noise :P

[leoyn]

You breakin my balls

[SoulObject]

please don't call this a lesson... it is at best an introduction to guitar... don't get me wrong, i like what you are doing and how good you sound for a joker, but this ain't teaching.



[christianompad]

wtf is dwarven sniper doing here?!?!?!?!?

[bengativo6]

lol.just get a life and you will be surronded by women.well if your strategy works i hope you dont play in front of the girl that you cant fool.

[RyanJRA64Abella]

No audio? =(((

[testrider78]

@RyanJRA64Abella Turn on your speakers? Turn up your sound settings??? LOL

[RyanJRA64Abella]

@testrider78 I can hear it now, no clue what was going on, I know how to use my computer, lol...

[BabaBejii]

if you would grow your hair longer you would definitely fit into system of a down lol

well... just thinking

[SuckMyDiceGaming]

I got linked to this and you make real guitarists look like peices of shit, asshole

[Alexiaden93]

@SuckMyDiceGaming He happens to be a real guitarist himself... o_O

[petecockcroft]

I fucking love it!

[GuitarJCR777]

you prrrreeeeck...you prrrrreeeeeck....i vont my voooomaaaaan lmao

[lazyG007]

pause @ 6:46

[rillafilla18]

licks=chicks. got it

[fadimoussa332]

man u suck hahhaha really get a job

[Alexiaden93]

@fadimoussa332 This video is more than 4 years old, his job is amongst other things being the boss of the guitar community GMC. And I think his aim in this video was to show what you should play when you do suck, but maybe that's a concept too abstract for a simple mind like yours to comprehend. Who am I kidding, you probably don't understand or care about a word I'm saying here. Have a nice day.

[jegsimmonsproduction]

may be the cheap way, but damn it i respect this more than those douche bags who do jason mraz type songs!

[BodneyC]

Dudeski - whats your setup?

[CharnelLord666]

Use deh whommy bar! Kay?

[BossRamo]

nice wank at 0:18

[guitarguy3042]

lol i pass my nut :D

[zeilothmaster96]

/watch?v=eW49hrEQPNg

[tylerjess100]

soooo........ how many times did i just get flipped off?

[cajcameron]

you are a fuckin faggot

[MrFudgemonkey22]

@cajcameron have you seen this dude shredd like foreal listen to love me by this guy it kinda suxx but the shredding will throw you away

[KITTY13307]

i like hes guitar no bull shit

[huliganen53]

many many many many many voman

[TheSkrumaskin]

@huliganen53 I'm going to get som voman

[albertob1018]

397 dumbasses didn't get any woman.

[FallenPrey33]

Face it, this guy hasn't seen a woman since birth :) lol

[jwandhistools]

Betcha' can play this.

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

oh hai Nick Cage

[Chrisalchin]

Hi are you detuned? and what guage strings are you using? PS: ive seen alot of your shredding, i wish you would use a les paul, strats are just alittle boring to me...

[valdivia562]

playing guitar impresses no one and you shouldnt try to play to impress anything

[JayEm1325]

@valdivia562 it does, sometimes haha, it has worked for me twice.

[valdivia562]

@JayEm1325 its worked for me too but i was in middle school and also there are so many guitar players now thats its kind of hard

[atrxroller]

zee bad moza finga

[08Cheeseits]

lol bad mother finger

[mavs2147]

Where is the pussy magnet on the guitar?

[darianNK]

I used to be the worse guitarist (amongst the other guitarists) in grade 6 (about 4 years ago).. If I remembered, I played guitar because of canon rock and eruption (now I can play both! :D).. and if I remembered too, the first ever guitar videos I learned from was from you Kristofer Dahl :D !!! Now I am like the best guitarist in my school (WEW! girls look at me now)! I hope you guys would keep watching this guy's video, and watch later in the future I will be a great guitarist from INDONESIA!!

[metal333penguin]

what kind of distortion did u use???

[BigEvan96]

thought you were gonna play a breakdown...someone needs to have a lesson on how to do breakdowns.

[SuperSemper5]

Man, you're crazy. I love your sense of humor and your lessons too. Great instructor.

[kingXnothing]

goodbye, i am off to 'imprayz maynee maynee maynee maynee voomahn'

HA

[Aeon3D]

I have too much multi-personality, dancing on the tippy-toes, raw as juicy jock itch, head swelling, teeth gnashing, explosively ADD energy as well... I'm glad you found an outlet for yours.

[gotmsn]

Bad mother finger?

[nitroteddy01]

You sound like Borat.

[bmxchamp4]

"You're gonna suck like NEVER BEFOORREE!!!" HAHAHA

[brittneybitch99]

I am so confused......

[jayce1983]

lmfao.. I shall practice to suck like ive never sucked before! great tutorials, i'm having a blast watching them

[ooohmrs]

awesome dude :D

[Serbocop666]

oragazum - 6:08

[pyramidhead138]

bad mother finger....... XD

[autoclavesterilizer]

Dude that was some funny shit...except for mustache dude...lol, anyway, A+ and rock on.

[stilar123456]

U rock dude, love it ;p

[RODE2112]

Honestly - you guys are getting hung up on the chick angle - it's meant to be entertaining. It's just dudes talkin' like dudes do when they're jammin' - or even hangin' out. It keeps it fun. Relax and learn.

[litlos1994]

What's a good guitar brand for me if I wanna start playing guitar?

[tonofstan]

He sounds like Christopher Walken every now and then.

[Jst0911]

your pickup height high enough?

[DERRRREEERR]

you really looks like borat man realy

[ShavedRay]

Bad mother-funny!

[taittwins]

I didn't know Borat could play guitar....

[utnacmit]

Funny how you don't try to sound like Christopher Walken, but you do.

[MrBryancobbs]

2247 people suck :-)

[sniper1334]

You should post a Borat impersonation.

[TheDancingSaxophone]

I've impressed way more chicks by playing some goofy song on acoustic guitar while singing than any shredding I can do. Stupid society. :P

[aLexais666]

mother finger. ghahhah

[BlakeWasNotAvailable]

Bad mother Finger

[b0njov1]

bad mother finger

[kysmight82]

Lmao your fucking faces. Great.

Great lesson.

[omri1098]

pause at 0:03



[omri1098]

pause at 0:05

[shankomaniac]

my geetar doesnt have a whammy bar!

[aro8910]

when I press the 5th fret ( whatever its called ) it makes no noise Why is that?

i PRESS as fast as I can and as hard as I can but till nothing

[pmgferrari96]

What guitar is that?

[KristoferDahl]

@pmgferrari96 Its a fender american deluxe!

[amaurythewarrior]

@KristoferDahl stratocaster !

[guitarguy498]

@KristoferDahl hur muycket?? plz svara! :)

[FaceBook6043]

@link1nparkEEEwarrock I agree with your comment that you commented 14 days ago. Lol

[THELIST13]

nice face on the rift

[hahahahaha23]

everything i do is for chicks

[TheRollinguitar]

bhahaha this guy is so funny lool pause it at 5:30 xDDDDD

[DJZeezoRockout]

just leave the girls aside dude, these tips are awesome i wish i could have seen this video before, i used to suck when i first played a guitar...

[a7xguitaristfan11]

if u do this for girls u have no talent at all

[link1nparkEEEwarrock]

i hate retards who only know chords to draw the female attention

[TheZombiesarepeople2]

@link1nparkEEEwarrock Oh my god dude. Kids at my school will bring their guitars/basses to school just to show off the fact that they can "play" them. Then they play like 3 notes or chords and all the chicks are like "woooow you're so talented!"

[link1nparkEEEwarrock]

@TheZombiesarepeople2 indeed, chicks are all like "this is so difficult and you do it soooo well!" and ALL the posers love this.

But come over here and see me play some fucking sweeping - string skipping arpeggios stupid bitch.

[analogic10]

guess it works after all, I'm impressed!

[SmashYourGuitar13]

Yeah i SUCK!

[noshiwi]

My bad mothafinger just broke D:

[Tammieuk]

your bloody mad but you sure made me laugh,, wouldnt get a British chick with that bad mother finger lol xx

[holymackeral456]

I took my woomy bar off. Funny stuff! Thanks!

[232323C]

"suck like never before!" lolol great vid!

[MParseface38]

occasional suckage belongs to the process of learning like trees belong to nature...

[redwanalvi005]

@6:07 orgasim

[TheDinosdinaras]

TO THE VIEWERS:how about learning real guitar and get chicks by talking to them lol xD

[KristoferDahl]

@TheDinosdinaras YEAH! I have always wanted to talk to my guitar =) (Didn't it would give me chicks though)

[Uberado]

Lmao dude your lessons kick ass! I love they way you incorperate your humor into your teachings to keep it nice and interesting. Your teachings have also helped me out alot! Lol and I'll now forever be saying "Bad Mother Finger!" XD

[09jpick]

I want to get on a plane and fly with you!!!!

[REDWINGSGUY77]

lmao. im calling it my bad mother finger from now on



[mopbrothers]

Geez. Give it up.

[PENTADACTYLON]

guitar-lesson-music- theater.... amazing!!

[PIlotrcm]

Playing giutar never got me any chicks...I must really really suck...

[NinZine]

@PIlotrcm You need to get a bad mother finger!

[OffWIthTheRain]

does he mean zappp from U.G?

[conradkvideos]

6:29 guitar not plugged in ? Weird :P

[Scream4Rock]

Hahahahahahahaha 6:29

[DINGOFACE21]

how is your amp tuned... settings, gain,bass,trebles,mid,etc..

[prmchuk]

"btw im tunned down a half step" LOL if a beginner's watching this, their guitar is prolly in standard tuning so they play wat ur playin and be like wtf. going to a different tuning defeats the entire purpose of a beginner lesson haha

[PabMarleyy]

this guys a bigger doushe than dom mazzetti.. except dom mazzetti is joking

[w1ll1a9m]

hope you get cancer faggot

[TheOkamiShiranui]

@w1ll1a9m YOU'RE JUST A DICKHEAD MAAAATE

[helptheunderdog]

@TheOkamiShiranui listen fag, your screen name is fucking gay. You probably jerk off to hentai and child porn. I can tell, from the way you write that you're a righteous piece of shit. also you're probably not British and use the word "mate" because you're a stupid asshole. Am I right?

[TheOkamiShiranui]

@helptheunderdog Hmmm, most of it is true apart from the " You probably jerk off to hentai and child porn", and I am actually English; I live in south-east London so suck my dick, MAAAATE. In this certain assumption, YOU MY FRIEND, are the "stupid asshole".

Furthermore, what was the point of making this vile comment to me, when I have said nothing that should concern you and has nothing to do with you? mmm, yes, you for sure are a shit.

[DeathMetalThunder]

The say that in the 1600s, King Henry VIII of England wrote the song 'Greensleeves' for his lover (and future Queen) Anne Boleyn. Proving that even 500 years ago, playing guitar was a surefire way to get laid.

[DuskfallBand]

I played a few of those to a girl and she offered to suck my cock

[XDXMIK]

how the hell did he do that slide at 0:16 ? and why the hell cant i do it it :( i must suck

[WoWintosh]

I want to impress many many MANY many VOOman.

[pwoiksy]

Nice video.Really appreciated the tongue in cheek vibe. Are you tuned down a half step on each string? If so, why not do another tutorial for real beginners but with standard tuning, just to make it a bit easier for the people who have just picked up a guitar to follow your legato starting positions. This is not a criticism, just a suggestion. ( I hate having to de-tune strings, always end up re-tuned to G#dm7 th or something).

[aldena03]

lol @borat playing

[roadrunneruntd]

i like you you have personality and humour it makes learning guitar more worth while :)

[Wazzayamom]

lol press 3

[XtraZMezmerize]

I'm gonna go play this for the talent show and get all the girls. Screw sweeping and shredding. This is way more impressive!

[triplenaruto]

this made me think of some new ideas thanks.

[FaceBook6043]

Ok this ain't no good guitar lesson ok girls won't be impressed with that, it's not much of a solo. It's just random playing on the guitar that doesn't sound good.

[benjifasho]

why is manu ginobili teaching me guitar?

[goandrew23]

imma make a video for you, english lessons.

[Tetsuhir0]

Dude it's so awesome, that you post such cool video lessons on the net for free (:

Thank you very much vor that. :-)

[Akaise033]

Justni Biever should see this video or maybe i had seen it 364 times.

[TimothyinToronto]

vote up if you think this guy is not funny !

[DDRKnightProductions]

@TimothyinToronto faggot

[EverythingEverr]

your face at 5:29 xD

[MrxXADXx]

i use the bad mother finger like u but not on guitar xD

[BrAdEnSB666]

dont play guitar just for chicks.. please

[KristoferDahl]

@BrAdEnSB666 I'm sure you can use it to get some guys as well ;)

[BrAdEnSB666]

@KristoferDahl i dont swing that way bro....

[WhosAtroll]

@KristoferDahl lmao

[splectrum]

@BrAdEnSB666 why should I play the guitar then? xDDD

[Seandude223]

@BrAdEnSB666 I am almost certain that the thing about getting women was a joke, just like calling people sucky probably wasn't meant as a detriment to their abilities, but more as a motivator.

[mchlstange]

Bad motha-finger!!!!

[pickingandgrinning]

YES!!! NOW I CAN SUCK LIKE NEVER BEFORE!! XD

[MrVictorgois]

He is nice, you sucks! é um saco, uma bosta!

[MsMichael1995]

try the song you shook me all night long its easy

[plusmin09]

Maybe this would get you chicks in the 80s... It's all about playing folk chords and whining now....

[KristoferDahl]

@plusmin09 80s chicks are so hot...and so mature by now. You don't know what you're missing!

[plusmin09]

@KristoferDahl I was planning on checking out the next local cougar conference. You been?

[The12Child]

@KristoferDahl MILF

[btcc11]

@KristoferDahl You're so funny man, LISTEN TO MY WORDS OF WISDOM!

[luis36702]

@KristoferDahl 

[ShortFingeredShreder]

I love that the "Shredding" video is in the related videos, she obviously learned how to suck as well!

[2000jpn]

not single xD

[vip1691]

I'm so glad i don't suck that much.

[raynerguitar]

Im going to get some womaan!!!

I agree with @blitzencheeze though- no one sucks! You're a beginner not a sucker!

[quixoticenigma]

Do I need a Fender Strat to really suck at guitar?