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  • Your Mama so Fat, I took a picture of her last year, the picture is still printing.

    Your Mama so Stupid, she locked herself in he motorcycle.

    Your Mama so Ugly, when she looked in a mirror, her reflection ran away.

    Your Mama so Slutty, that when she went to the Virgin Islands, a few hours later, it was called the Islands.

    Your Mama so Nasty, when she farted, she caused Global Warming.

    Your Mama so Old, her birth certificate says Expired.

  • Your mama is so stupid when she was invited to play Call of Duty, she brought a cell phone.

  • Your mama is sooo ugly she made an onion cry

  • Your mama is sooooo ugly she made Justin bever stop singing baby baby

  • Yo mama so stupid she thought The Apple store was a store that sales apples by itself.

  • yo mama so ugly peter said hi meg

  • your mamas so stupid she tried to change the window to channel 4!!

  • yo mama so ghetto when she breastfeeds, kool aid comes out

  • 1361 people who disliked may be went to the dentist to get a bluetooth

  • Yo mama so stupid that she went into the PC store looking for curtains because her PC has windows!

  • yo mamma so funky even the prince wanted her autograph

  • Yomama is so fat her pants size is dam

  • Yo mama so stupid she took a home equity loan to pay for her car

  • yo mommas so fat, aliens tried to invade her

  • yo mama so stupid when she took a shower she got brain washed

  • Yo mamma so ugly she made jesus say jesus Christ because .... She's cough cough ,

    The biggest fucking thing he saw and ugly

  • yomammas so ugly that the demon said jeeezuz

  • Your mamas so fat that Jabba the hut said Dam!

  • Yo Momma so fat her fat rolls makes the new Grand Canyon.

  • yo momma so skinny she can holla hope through a fruit loop

  • Yo mama so stupid she put Lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

  • the link to xbox live goes to MOUNTAIN DERP.....

  • she tryed to eat clumsy

  • yo mamma so dumb when she went to foot locker she asked could she get a 5$ deposit on her left foot.

  • Ok, I don't really get that joke...

  • Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice

  • i used to eat smurf until i took a arrow to the knee

  • yo mama so ugly she started a facebook and everyone went to myspace

    

  • Yo dentist is so stupid he gave your mama a BLUETOOTH!!

  • yo mamma so stupid she drowned in a Mexican wave!!!!!!!

  • Your Momma so Frekin Retarded She put a dog in the oven to make a hot dog

  • Your Momma so stupid i said drinks are on the house she went to fetch a ladder

  • Your Momma so stupid she sold her car for gas

  • Your Momma so stupid i told her to buy Some sneaker Shoes She came back 2 sneakers candies

  • yo mama so ugly she made meatspin stop spinning

  • yo mama sooo dum she found a hole in a cd and took it back to the shop

  • Did Any Body Else Find This Funny....? Cuz I Know I Didnt!

  • yo muma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how loong she slept

  • yo muma so stupid when she threw a rock at the ground she missed

  • yo muma so stupid she cant even remember her birthday

  • Yo mama so stupid, she ate her own book to remember the words

  • Yo mama so stupid she took some polos back because they had holes in.

  • yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hous to watch 60 minutes

  • yo mama so fat last year i took a picture and it's still printing

  • Yo mama so stupid she went to the Little Shop Of Horrors and asked if they had daffodils.

  • NOOOOO NOT THE SMURF D:

  • yo mamma so fat even dora cant explore her !!!!!!

  • Brody can say something boring like "CIIIIIIV-IIIIIIIICS.... AAAALLGEBRAAAA!!!!!!!!" and it would still be funny.

  • Yo Mama so STUPID that she thought Taco Bell was a bell shaped like a taco.

  • Army smerfs gay and she ate them lol

  • Yo mama so fat that the history class is her she's the history

  • @missbrookigrace10

    Kk don't get mad with @agentlj10 he's just suggesting any Way u were winging that u don't get it come on it's a joke so shutup

  • @danobeth I didn't say anything mean

  • yo mamma so fat even Dora cant explore!!!!!!!

  • yo mama so stupid she tried hitting the air and missed

  • yo mama so ugly she can make an onion cry

  • yo mama so old there was no history class when she was in school

  • yo mama so stupid she doesnt no the recipe for ice cubes

  • Yo mama so old that she has an autographed bible

  • yo mama so fat shes a call of duty map

  • Yo so Fat I could see her behind mount everest

  • Smurf - Bluetooth

  • Your mamma so stupid

    When she went to heaven she told god what she wanted for CHRISTMAS.

  • stop taking the piss outta my mum

  • I gonna tell these at school

  • yo mama's so stupid she put a ruler in bed to see how long she slept (lol i just saw that on tv ;).

  • yo mama so stupid she though the book the 'hunger games" was about EATING!

  • @macballin15 that's also a fat joke too.

  • yo mama so old when she went to history class there WAS NO history class

  • She also tryed to eat a smurf....

  • shut up mrbombbomb10 overall dunny shit tou should do yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish

  • Shouldn't the dentist be more stupid for putting a bluetooth in her mouth?

  • @missbrookigrace10 no, she went and asked to get a bluetooth, not the dentist puts a bluetooth in her mouth for some reason.

  • @Hellopplz765 Yes, it is the dentist fault

  • @missbrookigrace10 or unless she paid the dentist over 500 million dollars to put it in and dont ask me where she will get the money from no offense yo moma so ugly people pay thousans of dollars to cover her face when she go down town i mean like thumbs up if you agree serious ok also add me okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk  and please and thank you

  • @agentlj10 Dude, this is a cartoon, stop

  • @missbrookigrace10 ok dont get your attitude with me

  • @missbrookigrace10 also add me and reply with nice comments

  • @missbrookigrace10

    Not really, he just wants to get paid. :P

  • @missbrookigrace10 Well she asked for it and his all for the money.

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  • @mrbombbomb10 Yo mama so stupid she believed that shit.

  • 1. Yo mama so stupid when she went through a corn maze she just ate through

    the corn

    2. Yo mama so stupid she drowned a cat trying to make a cat fish.

  • yo mama so poor when i walked through the front door i walked through the back

  • Yo mama so stupid, she bought a bowling ball and came back to return it because it has holes in it.

  • isn't the dentist more stupid for putting bluetooths into peoples mouths?

  • press 0:02 for what you are in math class

  • yo mamma's so UGLY!, that she killed PRIVATE RYAN!!!

  • Your mama is so stupid she put 2 quarters in er ear and thought listening to 50 cent

  • my mama so stupid that she thought 2+2=food!

  • yo mama so stupid she thought mc donalds was a rapper

  • yo mama so ugly she turned madusa into stone!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo mama is so stupid she put a dog in the microwave to make a hot dog!!

  • dis=dumb I'll try it

    DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY

  • YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID FAGS.....YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON MYLO THE CAT!!!!! HOPE YOU AND YOUR SERIES BURN IN HELL!!!

  • your mama is so FAT, when she farted, the weather was a FOGGY DAY

  • yo mama so ugly that she made baby alive cry an ocean!

  • supermarket, sorry for the mistake

  • yo mama so stupid when a robber stole her tv she yelled, "YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!"

    yo mama so stupid she went to a supermarker for an apple computer.

    yo mama so stupid she thought Osama invented love.

    yo mama so stupid she thought Troy Polamalu was bald.

  • you momma so stupid that she went to the market to buy some blackberry's xD

  • Yo mamas so ugly even eminems afraid!! lol

  • Yo mama so dumb she thought a roman candle was from Italy and lit the house

  • Yo mamas so stupid when she watched the terminator, At the part when the terminator said 'Ill be back' she thought he was talking to her *But a few years there she waits in the altar waiting for Arnold to return* ( Then she goes to arnolds house and she talks about how she stood her up in front of 0 friends) :3

  • yo mama so fat she had to wear a hulla hoop for her wedding ring

  • Yo mama so fat when construction workers couldn't find the wrecking ball they used her!

  • Yo mama so stupid I can't think of a joke about her at all!

  • Zombie based yo mama jokes

    Yo mama so ugly, Zombies ran FROM her!

    Yo mama so stupid, Zombies ask "If i want brains why am i going after her?"

    Yo mama so fat, Zombies got full before reaching the muscles inside of her

  • yo mama so fat even chuck norris cant lift her

  • @brainstorm986 he is

  • press 4 for: she also tried to eat a sumurf

  • yo mama's so stupid that even a blond is smarter than her!

  • Yo mama's so ugly,that her baby cried

  • yo moma so stupid

    she thought that justin bieber is a WOMEN!

  • @brainstorm986 your so stupid i cant even read this comment

    its yo momma so stupid

    she thought justin bieber is a MAN! and she also tryed to eat a smurf

  • @jonathanallaire ya i don't get this either

    i'm new at doing these yo mama jokes.

  • ....how do you have friends?

  • I luv going to the dentist! They give me free toothpaste!

  • Yo Mama so fat she could jump in the air and get stuck

  • yo mama so stupid she went to see what the time is for times tables for the bus

  • Yo mama So Fat It's Not even Funny No More!

  • yo mama's so fat, when she went to Wal Mart, she took up so much space, everyone started going to Target

  • Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

  • she's electronic

  • You mam's so stupid, she thought the only way to get rid of her crabs was to boil them in hot water and serve them with butter.

  • DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 146 MINUTES WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • @oOoCoDeNaMeViRuSoOo Spammmm!

  • Yo mamas so stupid she stole a free sample

  • Yo mama's so stupid she posted this joke on this video

  • yo mama is so stupid when the train caller said last call she went to a phone booth

  • yo mama so fat, when she died she took the elavator to heaven instead

  • @AJtheweirdo already a joke about heaven but she brok the stares

  • Yo mama so ugly when death looked at her he died

  • yo momma so ugly, bob the builder said " we cant fix it!!!! "

  • Your mama's so stupid she had you!

  • Yo mama been on well fair so long her face is on the food stamp

  • can u make a video about star war.........yo mama is sooooooooooooo stupid she spented all day saying am not to R2

  • Yo mama so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

  • Yo momma so stupid she fed Donkey Kong hay

  • @wario44444 HAHAHAHA

  • Yo mama's so ugly, Bruno Mars wouldn't catch a grenade for her.

  • @ShogunOfHalo no he would catch it and then throw it in her face

  • @DrVinny654 The granade flew away, because she is so UGLY!

  • LOL He sound's like Joe from Family Guy

  • yo mama so fat when she bends over she makes a solar eclipse

  • Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard a wail, she grabbed her camera thinking it's a 'Whale'!

  • Yo mamas so fat when ever she wheres a yellow shirt people tell TAXI

    Yo mamas so fat when ever she where's a red shirt people yell hey kool aid

  • Yo mama so fat, when she got of the plane to Japan, everyone screamed GODZILLA!

  • not smurfs noooooooooooooooooo! 

  • you mamma is so bitch, that she learned to swim to get fucked by the ducks!!

  • yo mama so stupid she got lock in a mattress store and slept on the floor

    yo mama so stupid when she saw a bus she thought it was a giant twinki

    yo mama so fat the only way to get her through a door was to butter the sides and put a twinki at the other side

  • YO mama so old, her social security number was 1.

  • Yo mama is so stupid she went inside target and said "THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO GET SHOOT DOWN!"

  • yo mama so stupid when you were drowning you asked your a life saver she asked cherry or grape

  • Yo mama so fat when she sat down in the ocean she said "Oops, im in the kiddy pool!"

  • yo mama so poor, when i came over for dinner and ate 3 beans she said " don't be a pig"

  • Yo mama so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.

  • yo mama is so ugly her birth certificate was an apologie letter from the condo factorie

  • yo mama so po, she cant afford the or

  • Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck!

  • Yo Mama is so old she knew jesus in 2nd grade :D

  • Yo mamma so poor, When I asked her why she was kicking a can she said 'Moving'