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  • if Jesus came to my house, i know exactly what id do. get my fucking gun.

  • japanese nazi friends XD

  • Loving the fact that there's a Prayer Request website ad next to this video

  • If jesus came over he would have some fuckin explaining to do, right after a swift kick to the balls

  • If jesus came to my house we'd play games and have a sleepover

  • "Mario is a fictional character, but he does exist"...LOL! Gets me every time.

  • to me jesus is freddy krueger he comes in your dreams and he likes to mess with your life and if you dont do what he wants, HE THROWS YOU INTO A FIRE!!!!

  • Fuck that, when I go to Hell I'm gonna fuck a bunch of anthropomorphic gay guys.

  • I wouldn't do anything if Jesus came to my hosue because my hosue isn't in la la land :P

  • I'd smite him right on the cheek, then ask him, "What ya gonna do about it, bitch?"

  • Got HIM and Manson, bitches.

  • If Jesus came to my house, i'd throw him an apple, and tell him to gtfo.

  • funny as hell

  • Anybody else notice all the christian advertizements plastered all over TAAs videos?

  • @Krow006

    Must be an American thing. I car ads and such.

    What the hell do christians advertice anyway?

    They have one book And at this point in history, poeple pretty much know it's out there.

  • Jesus the home invader

  • I am proud to say i have Nazi Japanese friends. And Mexican white supremacist friends. I have weird friends.

  • If jesus came to my house? ...id scream and call fox news about a necromancer in the wild.

  • I think this Guy is really, really bad person!

    I don't think it's not a good idea to mock this Guy,... We always know, the Hell is awaiting for those Ungodly, Unjust and Unrighteousness.

    It's sad to say, we are sorry for this Guy! We cannot help him!

    Nightmare will come to him?

  • @yawars1 Murders, Aids, Cancers, Lupus, War, Drugs, Rape, Pedophilia, Molestation, Deformation, Poisons, Blindness, Hatred, Envy, Jealously, etc. With all these things on earth, you don't think you are living in what you consider hell aside from the burning? Im sure a battle with a terminal illness is worse than burning in hell. People say "BE CHRISTLIKE." Well, if you are bad, God puts you in hell and let's you burn. Are you saying we should discipline kids by throwing them in fire?

  • @yawars1 show me proof thag God exists and Hell for that matter you fucking idiot

  • @yawars1 HEY I GOT A 1MILLION DOLLAR CHECK IN MY MAIL GUESS WHAT THIS is a lie, so is god sorry kid

  • @happymonkeyfish what makes you think God isn't real?

  • @annonroi There is not a single shred of evidence that he does exist. And i tend not to buy into things which are laughably void of reason, logic, proof and evidence.

  • @itchygonads yet...You do believe he does not exist...Which also has no evidence...

  • @annonroi *sigh* really? Another person who does not understand the burden of proof? Or the default position? I cannot be bothered to explain, do some research. Atheists need not do a damn thing to disprove an un-proved idea. Simple.

  • @annonroi OMG you're an idiot. Atheist's hold a lack of belief towards a higher power. This is due to the lack of evidence shown to support a God's existence. Show me some evidence that he exists, and then we'll talk. Not to mention, if you really want to play that stupid game. There is tons of evidence making it OBVIOUS that there is NO GOD. Science has done some amazing things, and will only continue to do so.

  • @richig761 well, for one, we would need to clear up what you believe to be proof

    and I would love for you to enlighten me on how their is proof that there is no god.

  • @annonroi Proof... as in show me evidence of God's existence. Where is he? What can you show me to prove his existence? etc... There is literally nothing. As far as proving God doesn't exist. It's impossible. You can't prove a negative. Just like I could say that an invisible leprechaun from another dimension created the universe, and you couldn't prove me wrong. You cannot prove there is no God, but you can prove a lot about how we naturally came into existence without one.

  • @richig761 the idea of us coming into existence without one would have to eventually link back to the big bang, right? well the issue with that is that nobody knows where or what or why the bang bang happened and came from, so even that cannot be proved.

  • @annonroi You obviously know nothing about the Big Bang theory. Despite what so many of you Christian's believe it to be... the Big Bang did not just happen out of nothing. The Big Bang was NOT the beginning of the universe. There was already a universe before the Big Bang. The Big Bang explains the development of the universe. How it went from being something very small, to what it is today. The universe constantly expanding obviously supports this. We know exactly how it happened.

  • @annonroi You have a fair point, but your statement is severely flawed with your logic.

  • Am a Muslim , the fact that u dont believe in any religion , its ur own right but to disrespect other religions by posting videos in youtube, 1. I think u crave for attention. 2. U are immature imbecile.3. U need to get a life. Peace be Upon U.

  • @MissAldeberany If your or anyone elses religion are"right" then explain the dinosaurs. hmm

  • @akaviri001 why go that far to dinosaur time which u cant even see its existence now? That will be a challenged to ur logical so called mind. Just asked how u are created and my religion will have an answer to ur so called logical mind. And i will provide u with the proof if ur mind are open-minded enough to see the proof. Thank u.

  • @akaviri001. Never ever ever ask a religious nut for proof.

    A magic spirit did it with a magic spell and an old book has an obscure reference that could mean anything from describing a comet to the release of the latest Volkswagen.

    As she says, "if ur mind are open-minded enough to see the proof".

    You know the Grand Canyon? Your mind would need to be more open (and empty) than that to accept "the proof".

  • @akaviri001 Don't forget computers. Where does the bible mention the Matrix? Were the prophets able to see the end of time but not even Macintosh?

  • a child-molesting white supremacist. I think Jesus would crack open a beer with a person like that.

  • I'd kick Jesus in the balls if he showed up at my house. Lol. Zombies scare me. :)

  • ok im christian ok im not gona rattle on about how athists are bad ive heard people say oh an athiast lets bullshit hhim all im going to say is put yourself in a christians position being insulted in every way im not saying become one of us i dont mind athiasts if i was an ashole would i su an athiast no just dont insult what you dont know and all you christians who are pissed at this guy go suck a dick its his opinion

  • Remember that episode of The Twilight Zone where the kid had immense powers? The family was petrified every moment. If Jesus came to your house.... wouldn't it be something like that? AAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • 1:00 DUBSTEP!

  • Atheists are all bad people.

  • @Amber9409, thats a rather bold statement cunt. lol

  • @Amber9409 And Christians are all dillusional in many ways.. Whereas Atheists are realistic.

  • @Amber9409 Shows how stupid and ignorant you are, religious people are delusional weak minded idiots.

  • 02:23... you call that good food?!!

  • 10:04 FUCK YEA

  • DON'T TEST HIM!

    Billion People Test Him! And I'm one of them!

    Jesus visit Me, this Argument, Please. StoP. Enough!

    Don't ever test HIM!

    Don't let the worms came to your Bed!

    Or test the longest nightmare of your life! Don't go to Sleep!

    Hope you will awake!

  • @yawars1 I have no idea what you just said. Go back to school.

  • that was awesome dude ;)

  • Making fun of Jesus is wrong. i hope god helps this man and i pray that he will change.

  • @Amber9409 Pray away, it´s just talking to yourself with crossed hands.

  • @pololopo23 I'm a atheist, but I don't bash on people for wanting to pray.

  • @BagelTanker I don´t usually either. Not sure why I did it here, was propbably pissed off at something.

  • @pololopo23 Yeah. Well i'm not here to make enemy's, I wasn't trying to troll you or anything btw :).

  • @Amber9409 ya you do that, i mean, how else are you going to do nothing at all yet feel that you are?

  • @Amber9409 just like how god will help the starving kids in africa and the cancer patients who pray to him every day, right?

  • You better watch out

    You better not cry

    Better not pout

    I'm telling you why

    Jebus Christ is coming to town

  • if jesus came to my house, i would first get an interpreter, show him minecraft, then put him on tv, after asking some questions.

  • If jesus came to my house, i'd kick him in the nuts

  • If Jesus came to my house, yeah I'd clean my house BECAUSE MY HOUSE IS A FUCKIN PIG STYE NOT CUZ I'M ASHAMED TO JESUS. I'm annoyed that TJ didn't address the fact that most of these things listed in the song aren't just about Jesus, it's about anyone you'd let into your house. Yeah, if you're not a slovenly apathetic, YOU PUT THE PORN AWAY WHEN PEOPLE COME OVER.

  • Dude are you related to Seth Rogan??

  • Jeebus sounds pretty fuckin' creepy.

  • GOD IS JUST ABUNCH OF MMBO JUMBO <<< always wanted to use that word, its so FREAKEN FUNNY!!!

  • My history teacher puts quotes on the board. One was, "what if you woke up tomorrow only with what you thanked God for today." i'll call that a sheepdog from now on.

  • when I was young My mom told me "When you say bad words it makes jesus cry." to which replied "Really? Jesus is a pussy." He was tortured to death, I don't think 'Fuck' would upset him that much.

  • @thatBIGredman Forgiving the people who are about to kill you and being crucified without complaining or being upset is the most manly thing anyone has ever done.

  • Goddamn TJ. You are the ONLY person on youtube I've seen who can keep talking about the same topic (Christianity and atheism) for so long, and yet keep it fresh. You are almost always talking about the topic with reference to some specific recent phenomenon (some video or in this case a song) but the message or thought behind seems somehow the same, in that it is uninhibited intelligent, hilarious, but also surprisingly understanding. You are not at all religious, but you understand spirituality

  • i love fucking trolling religious people with facts

  • Well, it seems that the idea of the song is to say"If you'd have to change yourself for Jesus, change yourself now." but shouldn't Jesus accept who you are?

  • I'd tell him to fuck off and shut the door in his face.

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  • FUCK RELIGIONS

  • Wow i just discovered how really true this song is to jesus and religion in general. Both make you feel ashamed for being human

  • I THINK I WILL NOW DOUBLE MY COMMITMENT TO JESUS BY SEEING MOR BIBLICAL PORN

  • Just to clear things up. Im a catholic, I love being a catholic, if a person doesn't believe in God, its their opinion and i respect the shit out of them, cuz it ain't easy to believe in something that technically is invisible. Amazing Atheist is a a nice guy, i don't know him personally, but he seems cool, just cuz he's atheist and im catholic doesn't mean dislike him. Sure, some people get the wrong impression about Atheist people. Bottom line is, just judge people on their morals.

  • @tylerf13ful I tip my hat to you sir. Harmony and understanding ftw! :D

  • @TheAutisticGuitarist Thank you too sir. May God Bless you

  • @tylerf13ful and my science lead you to a brighter tomorrow. peace out bro :)

  • @tylerf13ful Thank you!!! I honestly wish there were more people like you!

  • @baahhhFATALITY11 Thanks dude...

  • @tylerf13ful Well said. Often people confuse "ATHEISTS" with devil worshippers. Atheists are just people saying, show me. I mean, no different from you saying "I got a billion dollars in my trunk!" I will say, show me. If it's something minute, "I got a cut on my finger." I will say, okay I believe. However, if it's someone that designed the world, but still it's like hell, I will say "show me." Simple. You don't need religion to be virtuous, you need virtue.

  • @tylerf13ful So you're saying that it's hard for you to believe in god because he's invisible or are you just insane and think that we believe in something invisible?

  • @dilt4 Well my friend. Like i said, religion got me through many tuff trials in my life. Not only the tuff times, but also the triumphs. Heres the way i see it. God doesn't exist in an atheist's life. God exists in my life. God is invisible, yes. It is because he is an entity. God cannot reveal himself to any human being. For we are to weak to with stand his presence. Im only 14 dude, i got many sins on my soul. Religion doesn't make anyone perfect. It makes us happy.

  • @tylerf13ful You didn't answer my question. I could care less about your sins.

  • @dilt4 i will answer you're question now.....ill believe in God no matter what

  • @tylerf13ful That still doesn't answer the question.

  • @tylerf13ful If only others would think the same way as you.

  • @xXSgtWolfXx Many catholics and/or christians think the same as tylerf13ful. I'm one of them and I know many. I also have atheists friends, even muslims. That's the way we interpret the Bible, we search for peace. See...the problem is not the Bible or Jesus, the problem is the interpretation. Some religious people and atheists interpret the Bible literally, as a science book. But the Bible is not a scientific book, it is a historical book, full of metaphors and symbols.

  • @tylerf13ful ... You should judge people on their MORALS. I think you're trying to say You shouldn't judge people on their religions.

  • @lkjhgfddfd yes...thats what im saying

  • @tylerf13ful If only all christians were like you. BUT there not. Wish they were but there not. BTW i respect the shit out of you fine sir.

  • @TheSkeletalBaron thanks my friend. 

  • @tylerf13ful fake.

  • @hejie23 my comment is fake? lol....troll

  • Me and Satan would be best friends, all day we could rock out to Black Sabbath and Motor head, smoke pot, drink alcohol, go to strip clubs and gamble..... awesome...

  • I have lots of atheist friends and I don't dislike them or you in any way but why do you have to hate Christians, or Christianity? I never tried to force my religion on any of my friends who are atheist so why do you talk about Christianity in a bad way if you don't even know much about it? Jesus isn't god, he is god's son. Jesus has to eat because he is mortal and Jesus did not create the universe god did. No hatred i just don't understand why you loath something you know so little about.

  • @clubotaku96 no, the bible specifically says jesus is the human incarnation of god. and we dont force atheism onto others, its quite the opposite usually. and also, we dont hate christians generally, just the religion.

  • @clubotaku96 jesus story is a mixture of egyptian god Horus and greek god Dionysus. christianity is a mixture of judaism and zoroastrianism. christian image of satan was adopted from mythical greek creature satyr

  • hilarious

  • dude take your dip out.

  • 4:11 if he questions me i will tell him that he is responsible for a few thousand years of scientific repression.... and it doesn't have any moral "evil" to it... also i would not bother replacing it with the bible, if i would switch then he might get angry.... if he actually exists...

  • 3:41 if you wear awesome clothes.... it is a good thing... but these guys fail EPICLY

  • when you mentioned taking jesus to a strip club i LMAOED

  • lol want some triskits

  • I would be a little worried about a zombie at my door

  • I live in Lower-middle class suburb and this hot girl left me for a guy who bought a home in Upper-middle class society. God couldn't explain to me why I experienced this heart break can any of you self-righteous atheist tell me why?

  • @TheIntoxicatingEgo Well.... nobody seems to care. Talk to someone who actually cares.

  • @ThePeacefulPacifist you seemed to cared enough, and for that I thank you - and that was the character of Jesus

  • @TheIntoxicatingEgo Well the character of Jesus must be a Spiritual Satanist because I am.

  • @ThePeacefulPacifist I thought You might enjoy this, ( written backwards for all to read)I don't need to hear all of society's rationalizations, I've heard them all before and the fact remains that what is, is. You don't understand me. You are not expected to. You are not capable of it. I am beyond your experience. I am beyond good and evil, Legions of the night--night breed--repeat not the errors of the Night Prowler and show no mercy. I will be avenged. Lucifer dwells within us all. cont.

  • @ThePeacefulPacifist I need not look beyond this room to see all the liars, hater, the killers, the crooks, the paranoid cowards--truly trematodes of the Earth, each one in his own legal profession. You maggots make me sick-- hypocrites one and all. And no one knows that better than those who kill for policy, clandestinely or openly, as do the governments of the world, which kill in the name of God and country or for whatever reason the deem appropriate.

  • Respond to this video... "It's nothing you'd understand, but I do have something to say. In fact, I have a lot to say, but now is not the time or place. I don't know why I'm wasting my time or breath. But what the hell? As for what is said of my life, there have been lies in the past and there will be lies in the future. I don't believe in the hypocritical, moralistic dogma of this so-called civilized society.

  • @TheIntoxicatingEgo who's like money bro. Is as simple as that. If a girl values things as status and affluence over human qualities they will always leave you for a better provider.

  • u said know one dresses like a badass and watches tru tv well.... my sister does that daily

  • I would be like...

    "Hey, man! Come in... Want some of that spliff?"

    And he'd be like

    "Whoa, sure man gimme some! That's fucking radical duuude"

    And then I'd be like

    "Yeah... 8) Let's go listen to some... Pink Floyd?"

    "Right on!"

    ...It would be a fucking blast!

  • I'd take him my favorite watering hole and buy him a beer and some chicken wings. The next round would be on him.

  • my daughter is having surgery today at childrens hospital. I hope your wrong about your claims. She is 4 and has love for Jesus. I would trade places with her.

  • @loonyjeff206 i had 13 surgeries on my head from the years of 5 to about 13. i dont believe in god. your claim makes no fucking sense

  • @loonyjeff206 Me, I always blot to Odin before I get into fights.

  • @loonyjeff206 She has love for jesus because you indoctrinated her from birth.

  • @loonyjeff206 Since she is 4, I'm sure she also has love for Santa Claus also. Love for something doesn't mean anything, and it sure as hell doesn't justify it as real.

  • bananas came to your ass.....

    amirite?

  • if he came to my house i would push motherfucker off the stairs make a movie and upload it to youtube so everybody could see he's fucked up face...

  • This must have been after he fucked that banana.

  • Of course I'd show him my magazines . . . unless he is not into porn.

  • lol

  • "We all know Mario is fucking real!"

  • @16BitJoe Yeah the stupidest youtuber ever says he's a fictional character but he is real.

  • @16BitJoe ITS A MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MARIOOOOOOO!!!

  • ill invite satan and biggy smalls :o south park joke XD

  • I laughed my ass off 100% XD

  • This song sounds completely fuckin retarded-- it's hard to explain how stupid it is.

  • dude. if satan came to my house i'd laugh cuz ronnie james dio kicked him outta hell and he had nowhere else to go

  • After listening to this song, I must now blast lots of metal so I don't lose my mind.

    :D

  • @IAmBadatStarcraft If Odin came to my house I'd play Amon Amarth

  • @IAmBadatStarcraft I recommend Slayer, Dio or Man O' War.

  • @ChurchOfKali66619 Black Dahlia Murder is about the best band to blast after this shit - They have some fantastic anti-religious lyrics ;)

  • TAA, dude, I voted you up, but fucking worthless-ass YouTube doesn't update the up-checks, just the down-checks. Still, I tried.

  • @IAmBadatStarcraft listen to behemoth. blows this safe christian shit out of the water, kills it, and shits on it's corpse.

  • @TheAutisticGuitarist I'll have to check that out. Black Dahlia Murder is my favorite band and that do that fantastically as well :D.

  • @IAmBadatStarcraft behemoth is polish black metal. they are easily the best band ever :D

  • @TheAutisticGuitarist I'm listening to a few songs...Like it so far :D

  • @IAmBadatStarcraft haha thats the spirit bro :D

  • When i saw the pictures from 9:32 - 9:44 i would be a little suspicous if i saw my wife being that friendly with Jesus. And i can see this whole entire story play out about how im losing my kids love to jesus and how my wife suddenly stops enjoying our sex life, even how jesus gets a job at my office and does way better than me so they lay me off and i go into a spiral of deep depression and eventually kill myself....i think i watch TheAmazingAtheist a little too much.

  • Would yoy let Jesus borrow your car?

  • Damn its been a while since Odin came over MY place. Fucking sink still wont work after his shaving incident.

  • Wow this song is fucking awful.

  • IF jesus came to my house.....i wouldn't do anything,BECAUSE HE DOESNT EXIST!!!!!

  • @AlucardAnimation Genius

  • Whatever the case is, Jesus Rock is still better than rap...

  • BOOBS!

  • What a fucking retarded song!

  • the thing i love about this video is the Return Of Beavis and Butthead in the discription.

  • Jesus can come to my house, but I wouldn't open the door - I don't like them there LIBERALS.

  • if jesus came to my house id be fucked

  • WHo the fuck wanna meet Fking Jesus he must be Boring as shit! wtf! you shall not eat u shall not Pop u shall not this and that wtf! dont I have mom and dad?...wtf WHO WOULD WANT JESUS?? .....why would he want to visit my house?

  • 10:05 mwhahahah love the reference to one of your other vids of pwning someone! XD

  • I used to not believe in God or Jesus either, until I got attacked by a demon.

  • @Yeshuasgirl1 you commented that on 2 video's (probably more) which means your trying to rub it in(defensive in a way) which means your lying and just trying to scare people. stfu fag

  • @jakethepartyboy No, it means I want a lot of people to know this. I don't lie ( Revelations 21:8 ) read that and you'll know why) I'll tell you on the PHONE if you want to know the story. Get back to me if you seriously want to hear the story from my own mouth. God bless you..

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  • @Yeshuasgirl1 fucking jesus freak. what a waste of life.

  • @jakethepartyboy Somehow I knew you wouldn't take me up on that offer Jake. I got nothing but love and nothing to hide. Being called a freak is ok compared to what Jesus went through. So its all cool ;) God bless you hon

  • @Yeshuasgirl1 What you're basically telling us is that you experienced something that you didn't understand and then for no rational reason started believing in something that is most likely totally unrelated to what happened. That is what I read in your comment. You're not going to convince anyone who isn't willing to be convinced.