Zuiikin' English - Lovely Golf Weather Today!

[majerwolf]

sonic music....im sure of it

[StopMulticulturalism]

Monty Python should remake these

Please fondle my buns

Please fondle my buns

Please fondle my buns

[StopMulticulturalism]

I bet this is like the show 20 min workout...Just to jerk off to

[dnewhope777]

I have a bad case of diarrhea.

Later.....

I'm afraid I must be going. Lawlz.

[amillionminutes]

I'm sure the ladies in this show don't regret it at all.

[LazyDude200]

Fraulein!



[marlinssoxguy11]

i didn't no women had d**ks.

[Shikimori23]

Yellow fucks up at 2:55.

[Museite]

why isnt this a meme yet

[xXYourMelodyXx]

@Museite It is a meme according to KnowYourMeme

[brummierockstar]

And "A theatre", just any theatre? There's gonna be a couple of thousand Japanese people doing bad aerobics whilst someone performs surgery.

[niiidar]

This was epic on Desert Bus.

[Stewiegriffinist]

"It's in the middle of the fair way."

[brummierockstar]

@Stewiegriffinist *Pulls hair* BUT WHAT IF IT ISN'T?!  AAARRRRRGH!

[BELLZJAMES1]

i like this so much!!

it is so stupit!

[TheErinDotCom]

I have to say I don't think I've ever had to say lovely golf weather today, or its in the middle of the fairway, and im english. :L

[Ascyltos]

Thank you for inviting me tonight. I have a bad case of diarrhoea!

[iaadotlk1]

they all have great bodies. HOT!!!

[TheLizzifer]

Would you rike somesing cold to dlink?

[psnLoneWulf14]

2:57 the one in yellow messed up

[CalisCool]

3:45 Did somebodies voice just crack?

[Baerchenization]

SPARE ME MY LIFE !!

[zaclhft2]

Thank you. I know my prace is wonderfur.

[clowcard79]

RABBURY GORF RETHER TODAI

[timonyful]

Annoying

[sparkysanguine]

heeeeeeeeeey i've done this dance before

[SunnySide431]

afraid of what?

[britters220]

DANK YOU FO IM-BITING ME TONIGHT

[500652]

2:56 yellow one epic fail. Lol

[sherickson]

You *chicken motions* are ve-ry *pumps fist* we-ru-com *steeringwheel motions*

[sk8trboy1227]

the girls are gross

[KrisAkira]

@ 2:57 the girl in the front messes up.

[Pianoluv10]

Chances are that it is NOT located in the middle of the fair way...

[5Jango5]

what is the fastest way to ah theeahter

[Phil86vie]

i wanna have aaaaall chapters as screen saverr

[digbick1978]

Bet the producers of these videos are whites who took the piss out of these girls who have no idea what they are saying while having a laugh and making some coin from it

[chinesegongfumaster]

watt is zeh faztez wei to get to ziarda?

zänk you for in-vai-ting mi tohnaigt.

yü hav a wondellfull praiz.

you raff u ruse.

[Psykill3r]

Yew half a wondafil prays

[SuperStrangeSheepie]

@ SheepAteMyFanBoy i am offended by your user name. Jk

[mjxshipton]

John Daly resolved to stop drinking so much and never to play golf in Japan ever again.

[ToysAndChocolates]

...Do they actually do the pelvic thrust while talking about the weather?

[Sei1863]

Judging by the progression of statements, sounds like the next English phrase they learn will be "Help! I'm being date-raped!

[Jinxanator66]

look at the wikipedia page

[twdclub]

拳頭硬了

[ilovefreddie09]

why is this so amusing?

[chinesegongfumaster]

@ilovefreddie09 i'm aflaid you must be going

[hopintheroflcopter]

'Would you like something cold to drink?'

No, i want you to stop that ruddy dancing and sit on my goddamn face.

[gfurst]

Such lovely aerobics and useful phrases...

[SarEllification]

I can't stop watching these videos. There so.. weird

[CoUcHPoWn]

@SarEllification Me Too im addicted :)

[Cth006]

no bitch im not thirsty

[iruleu2011]

o my gawd those japanese peoples are just.....slow i should say

[kckinsmcg]

Help me they're--LOVELY GOLF WEATHER TODAY.

[coalsonicmario19]

Japanese Woman: Lovely golf weather today!

Man: I don't play golf.

Woman: Call an ambulance please!

Man: But why? Is something wrong?

Woman: What is the fastest way to get to a theater?

Man: I don't think that's an emergency.

Woman: Thank you for inviting me tonight!

Man: What?!

Woman: You have a wonderful place.

Man: O_O

[XGangstarX]

@coalsonicmario19 you forgot to ask him if the climax scene really got to him

[Moonlightrealgirl]

oh my god! the one in the yellow looks just like ayako morino!!!!XD

[SoranPanoko]

Why have japanese girls in an english lesson a german word on their bikini?

[BVargas78]

@SoranPanoko its all 'western' to them!

[dcassick]

this is pure magic, and i am having difficulty choosing from the girls?????? But when the say that they are aafraid, and they must be going, I get a little blue.

[DjSte4705]

1:36 Would you like something cold to drink? (zooms in on their vaginas)

[AsterBarnivere]

Wow.. no dislikes because of the pelvic thrusts.

[dcassick]

@AsterBarnivere thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats right!

[kawalli96]

omg.

[musicispower25]

purple girl :)

[z0fi89]

Would u like somthing called a drink? x)

[b1000days]

the one in orange seems to be having the most fun with the moves

[dcassick]

@b1000days I am going to agree with you. She seems to be the one having the most fun. I am not sure if that is simply a function of her beauty which is quite overt.

[ZeldaTheoristb211]

Rubbery Gorf Wither Today?, I don't wanna play that sport D:

[Hiruseki08]

It's so weird.They have 'Fräulein' written on their shirts, it means 'miss'. I never noticed it yet.w

I wonder if they also start to dance like this if they speak english in real.

[TobiShinobii]

@Hiruseki08 I would....

[EnigmaDrath]

The one in yellow sucks at lunges XD

[runafes]

lovy the gorf without today

[Darkvirus0]

what's in the middle of the fair way?

[burger0421]

rubry gorf weda toode!

[yurushii]

Thank you foh inbiting mee toniite..

[rweqqwer]

Raburee gord vedaa tudae

Iss in da midurr ovuda feruwae

[ZwinkyGirl122]

would u rike something cold 2 drink

[Kevhill74893]

Japanese girls teaching English whilst exercising and wearing German shirts.

I just cried with laughter.

[Ixezy]

Dear Japan, You are not one of us

Sincerely, Asia

[SuperSeasoft]

In the beginning when the japanese person was talking, I wouldn't be shocked if I found out that the person who was talking over the people was saying how ridiculous this was. But it's still funny because of the strange things they say!

[mrsexysexysexysexy]

This is how I do, while deciding whether the weather is suitable for golf.

[amyrox776]

all of these videos should be called " learning english for the mail order bride"

[iHaveAnger]

Thank you for iiiiiiinviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­itiiiiiiiiiiiiiing meeeeeee tonight

[iHaveAnger]

Killer cameltoe on the Blue chick

[mayhoo24]

...... the fuck am I watching...?

[bigbookofnothing]

i operate Aymasbi Goeng. someone's gotta do it.

[nightshadestardust]

2:57 Yellow is out of time :O

This is unforgivable how can I learn english now D:

[IoHEARToAXEL]

And this is what happens when you nuke a country twice...

[thatzombieplace]

@IoHEARToAXEL 3 if you count what happend onthe 11th

[TobiShinobii]

@IoHEARToAXEL thats horribal thing to say!

[mokyAAA]

@IoHEARToAXEL

fuck you. Japan have right to have nuke to protect japan from usa and the world. Its only japan that was nuked.before, so Japan must have nuke to protect myself.

[IoHEARToAXEL]

@mokyAAA Um... Did I say they can't have nukes?

[surfacing3579]

@mokyAAA you sound like you learned english from one of these videos

[HerrDesMondes]

@mokyAAA

Japan wouldn't have been nuked if it hadn't tried to conquer everybody they came across. Don't start a war and then cry you lost.

[mokyAAA]

@HerrDesMondes UK and US helped expansion of japan in east asia, because they wanted japan to fight russia. japan has been controlled by UK and US before WW2.

[angieatthezoo]

@HerrDesMondes If you knew anything about history, you would know how silly that entire comment was. Maybe you should brush up on your lessons.

[Thunderbirds1001]

@IoHEARToAXEL BOOBIES GALORE AND NO MOAR BRAYNE SELLZ

[xblueblaze]

It's theatre, not theater!

Silly Japanese people and their spelling.

[darkblaze435]

@xblueblaze Actually, you can spell it either way. "Theatre" is the British way of spelling it while "theater" is the "American" way of spelling it. So it is interchangeable depending on the person, really.

[StranniChell]

rovery gorf weather today!

[watashiwa100]

Sank you for in biting me tonight

[drillman9]

I can see this as a movie: Three Asian Frauleins and their American Escapades

[Brandygoestoamerica]

eat in the middle of the fail way?

[pokelantis2]

I would laugh so hard if some random asian walked up to me and did this.

[Brandygoestoamerica]

would you like something called to ring?

[wheresthefeesh1]

lol teabag at 2:10

[glitchhacker101]

its good to know when immigrants come to america ill know when to go golfing!

[garrisonalton]

they do phrases for such specific situations. I'm surprised they didn't do "it happens to a lot of guys" in between you have a wonderful place and I'm afraid I must be going.

[chevon1920]

Egh! Who choreograhed this? They should have had the ladies do a gulf swing.

[pspgosucks]

If you get to a party do the "thank you for inviting me tonight" and the "you have a wonderful place" and then I think you'll "must be afraid you must be going"....

[Slinja]

This sentences are pretty random, aren't hey oô But that is the reason why japanese woman are so skinny. They don't sit around and learn english out of books. No, they do it with sports! And the music is so awefuly catchy <.<

[MasterCorruptor]

Audio transcribing makes lovely poems... So deep and mystic noone wil ever understand.

[wo000o]

@MasterCorruptor ah so true ;)

"the flatly denied grinding sentiment candid when i get interesting and and badly-needed" so full of meaning !

[ya0ish3lly]

I learnt english from zuiikin english.

"Wheres the road?"

"I was robbed by two men."

"X.x riiight"

[LeftofWrong]

According to the captions, they're saying "Train accident, bandicoot, cabinet, gravity night, dramatic, badly needed instead at the end."

XD

[SheepAteMyFanBoys]

when would you would you EVER NEED TO KNOW THIS IN ENGLISH! seriously!

[bunchofdaisies]

@SheepAteMyFanBoys lovely golf weather today!

[layliaay]

Turn on captions.

"the flatly denied grinding sentiment candid when i get interesting and and badly-needed".

[layliaay]

Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Sillvy]

I'd like to know how to get to a "seatah" too.

[lewiszim]

@Sillvy the "th" sound doesn't exist in Japanese so naturally it's a little awkward for them.

[Sillvy]

@lewiszim

haha, I understand, I was just making a joke.

[MmmNoodles]

Wow...well, it's been great, but I'm afraid I must be going.

[luckybuizel]

I am so doing the 'You have a wonderful place' move whenever I go to my friends house now.

[kingloui12]

Why are their cunts shaped like bricks with camel toe?

[MyMessyMind]

1:03 perverted camera man O.o

[thammerle89]

"I'm afraid I must be going" - EXACTLY what I'm gonna say to an Asian chick if we're on a date and she pulls out these dance moves while she talks.

[joomoo123]

they're like The Wiggles: Asian Edition (I am not actually racist)

[Eveon10]

jesus christ serious camel toe omg

[magicringgirl]

Did this actually work lol?

[Snowchild44]

WTF was that?????????? what is it about? That was some of the werdest things i have seen ever?!??? WTF again....? :0

[Swoontje]

Yellow girl at 2:57 XD XD

[BvOBart]

Fank yuu foooooor iiinnnnviiiiiiitttinggg me toniht

[skullythebloger]

always do air humps before taking your swing.

[psmanici4]

Ruvery gorf weatha todai

[Luckynumber78]

What is the fastest way to get to a theater?

Practice, practice, practice!

[LoopyDemocratic2]

oh may gad

[ammusi]

is this supposed to be funny or am i in another sphere - sumsing code to dwink - wtf?

[BrainFreezeism]

*The ball ends up in a pond*

"It's in the middle of the fairway!"

[BvOBart]

@BrainFreezeism Both are what she said...

[Stewiegriffinist]

would you you like somesing cold to dwink?

[DanceMyStyle]

Because so many Japanese people go abroad to wait on people at a golf course.

[JamesThWilliams]

What's with the yellow girls mouseketeer hair.

[HaggisMcCrablice]

@JamesThWilliams --Odangos...it's a common hairstyle in Japan. Ever seen SAILOR MOON?

[EuphoriaMusicSession]

this is my jam

[matvaynard]

thank you for in biting me tonight

you have a wonderful praise

[chariot0421]

What is the fastest way to get to a siesta?

[Nassault630]

Lovely golf wea.SHUT UP I'M RAPING YOU

[madhatter762]

@Nassault630 hahahaha classic

[dnewhope777]

Rubbery gulf wither today. Eet's en tha meedle of the failway. Would you rike something gold to vink? What ees the fattest to get you a tee a ta? Thank you fo in viiiii ting meto night. You have a wuner food face. I'm a freight I must pee go een.

This stuff is classic! Love these videos!

[Denrom2]

its in ze middle of the failway?

[CrossCountry333]

Am i the only American that think this is funny? haha

[hannahzzz99]

@CrossCountry333 yep xD

[keeptrackfaves]

@CrossCountry333 nope

[whackowitch]

Lol pelvic thrust

[DeadEye200]

ruvery golf wever today!

[TheCosplayBallet]

So I went to the British Open at St. Andrews a few weeks back. I actually did the dance moves. I thought it was hilarious. My mom did not XD

[ChocolateCoveredMint]

Whats in the middle of the fairway?

....Why would anything be in the middle of a fairway??

[WTFMAKINGANACCOUNT]

Their pelvic thrusts in the beginning indicate that "lovely golf weather" may be a Japanese euphemism for having sex.

[CleansWithRag]

I have a bad case of diarrhea.

[redninjaturtle00]

is "playing golf" japanese slang for having sex?

[PeterSanCb]

@redninjaturtle00 : Definitely not! It's a popular behavior among the business man to have a nice communication to be a good relationship with the business partner. Of course you have to have the score under the customers, you'll know :D

[redninjaturtle00]

@PeterSanCb but that girl doesn't look alot like a business man, she doesn't even wear a tie...

[PeterSanCb]

@redninjaturtle00 : Well, they are having a lesson of "useful English expressions for business men". At this period, the bubbly days, most of the girls on TV wore such a bikini-like uniform and appealed to business man who came back home really late, over midnight. Such a crazy days, it was....