It is very easy to rape Pashtun women these days.I am from Panjshir and help American soldiers to rape Pashtun girls and women in Kandahar and Helmand. I also provide wrong information to Americans about Taliban, and the Americans go and arrest Pashtun terrorist men and rape their wives in their homes. I raped a Pashtun woman in Panjwaii district last November and she was crying "Zema Ezat Wozghori". I am taking the revenge of Great Masoud. I torture and rape Pashtuns everyday. Panjshiri boy
Why does everyone worry whether the guy is gay or not. That's his business. Worry instead about old men raping little boys asses in Bache Bazi. That's why Westerners call the country Assghanistan and the people Assghanis. Stop raping little boys and enjoy the guy who is performing comedy. Cheers.
very nice , its ok to have fun some time and lough to forget the hardship of life . but I see there are some of our people do not like your jokes and they use bad names toward you , I mean not to touch in every one's comments , But just for the sake of information I am asking why some of our dear brothers are saying bad things .
lmao uh guys, he's not gay.. I think he even has a wife =/ so chill. it's HIS sexuality and it's got nothing to do with you p.s... where can I get more vids? :O
I dont usually comment on these topics, but i have become sick and tired of this, if he is gay, thats him, the way he was created, and he lives in America so he can even get married, what i dont get is, what is this got to do with anyone, i watch his videos become i like his jokes, those of you who comment on his sexuality are probably looking for someone, because why would anyone care about another persons sexuality.
YOU never did this and you cant do this stop shit about people maybe when you were young some body that to you. Why you are saying this think about it your Muslim he is Muslim why you dont say thanks for him or something good about him if you dont like his show so you can easly say i dont like his show but why you start saying shit about people this word will never effect on him but your self and your less knowledge.
I dont usually comment on these topics, but i have become sick and tired of this, if he is gay, thats him, the way he was created, and he lives in America so he can even get married, what i dont get is, what is this got to do with anyone, i watch his videos become i like his jokes, those of you who comment on his sexuality are probably looking for someone, because why would anyone care about another persons sexuality.
who ever think zalmay aara is then u guys can die...you son's of bitchs...why would u even say these things dont u guys have a shame or respect for ur olders....grow up ppl damn
he is not fucken gay ppl i went to his concert it was so fucken funny i love him but i did think he was gay when i was a liltle kid but no he is awsome
What do u mean great. then Gay????? wtf is wrong with u ??? ur gay... he is great bcz he does all that to make u lagh u f gay......... so he cant be gay
dear all bro,&sstr,who evr he is y u doin wrng judgmnt,plz dnt slandr,if u lik his fun go and watch if dnt jst dnt go.we afghani nvr chnged,whrevr we r.
ok 4 diz hbk202 nigga don be callin no afghan singers gay bitch...dey all talented...speceally diz guy......ur bitch ass gto don gto shit datz why u hated on others...jus go fukin fuk ur self......don be diuz respecting dem afghan singerz
hes not gay cauz dere was an article about him and his wife in da afghan newspaper.soooo stop callin dis guy gay,n e wayz afghans r not gay so dere is no way hes gay!!!!!!!
lmfao!!! i love dis guy hes got skillz!)he has pure talent and i dont think hes gay cauz its juss how he actz ppl assume dat hes gay but he aint and even if he was its not relly our business and we dont have da right to judge him for dat!!!!
yah sugar baby I tottally agree wit ya he is very talented and if other thinks they can do better job then him maybe then the should start doing wat he is doing... he is onlin doing this to make ppll laugh...
U ur idiots callign dis guy gay. Wtf u guyz r forgetting where u from from Afghanz r not gay. Dere r a lot of jealous afghnz tho...dats de prob wif us afghan.
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Rohigak 6 months ago
waaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahhahahha
Nadiya367 6 months ago
@Nadiya367 psstt khanda nako ke dandanayet malum messha! :D
realafghan 6 months ago
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mirahmadsadat 6 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahhaaha allah mordom
Parwana1988 9 months ago
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It is very easy to rape Pashtun women these days.I am from Panjshir and help American soldiers to rape Pashtun girls and women in Kandahar and Helmand. I also provide wrong information to Americans about Taliban, and the Americans go and arrest Pashtun terrorist men and rape their wives in their homes. I raped a Pashtun woman in Panjwaii district last November and she was crying "Zema Ezat Wozghori". I am taking the revenge of Great Masoud. I torture and rape Pashtuns everyday. Panjshiri boy
MrAhmadsuhail63 9 months ago
Why does everyone worry whether the guy is gay or not. That's his business. Worry instead about old men raping little boys asses in Bache Bazi. That's why Westerners call the country Assghanistan and the people Assghanis. Stop raping little boys and enjoy the guy who is performing comedy. Cheers.
01vankirk 9 months ago
i just loved the way he plays tat drum its great...
sahar18240 9 months ago
zalmay jan . Zalmay jan ,
very nice , its ok to have fun some time and lough to forget the hardship of life . but I see there are some of our people do not like your jokes and they use bad names toward you , I mean not to touch in every one's comments , But just for the sake of information I am asking why some of our dear brothers are saying bad things .
ahmedjawedfedaee 11 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaahah bisyaar khubesh hahaha
sk1561992 1 year ago
ur muther
kickmyassboy 1 year ago
Mrifeellikedieing, Kuni Tu Kuni babe Kuni basta Amo khanadanet, arami benamos.
longikongi 1 year ago
omg he is soooo funny i totally luv him his jokes are so awsome
pashtongirl786 1 year ago
Dost e Qandari Mmmmmmmmm now im sure that ur gayyyyyyyy lol what ever ur a great actor
Aryanetwork 1 year ago
I heard he is gay.
roma25ish 1 year ago
did you get coonend be for o e zack?
zadannook 1 year ago
lmao uh guys, he's not gay.. I think he even has a wife =/ so chill. it's HIS sexuality and it's got nothing to do with you p.s... where can I get more vids? :O
AfghanQandii 1 year ago
wth lmao hes not gay and i know him personally
lanious2 1 year ago
go to haqani.ha.funpic.de for more jokes
haroonpopalzai 1 year ago
He is gay..
SO WHAT PEOPLE! WTF DO YOU CARE!
WHOEVER COMMENTS BAD IS GAY !
bastards..
let him be..
C43Z 2 years ago
@The Century21 if you did that to him, then what gives you the right to judge him, he is gay, so are you.
yamahaqi 2 years ago
Salam everyone
I dont usually comment on these topics, but i have become sick and tired of this, if he is gay, thats him, the way he was created, and he lives in America so he can even get married, what i dont get is, what is this got to do with anyone, i watch his videos become i like his jokes, those of you who comment on his sexuality are probably looking for someone, because why would anyone care about another persons sexuality.
yamahaqi 2 years ago
Where's the Kharzi? I need a dump.
nowoolovermine 2 years ago
khandan bebish ra mekona!! lol
arash007the 2 years ago
khobesh mekhana.. loll
Sonjjaaaaaa 2 years ago
The Century21 if you did that to him, then what gives you the right to judge him, he is gay so are you? its nothig to be proud of.
yamahaqi 2 years ago
lol
GirlAfghan1 2 years ago
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chitownballplyr 2 years ago
he is a gay when he was young i use to fuck him in kabul
TheCentury21 2 years ago
ur gay
feelmystab 2 years ago
Then you are also a gay!
unknow4reason 2 years ago 2
looooooool
Sonjjaaaaaa 2 years ago
YOU never did this and you cant do this stop shit about people maybe when you were young some body that to you. Why you are saying this think about it your Muslim he is Muslim why you dont say thanks for him or something good about him if you dont like his show so you can easly say i dont like his show but why you start saying shit about people this word will never effect on him but your self and your less knowledge.
khyber555 2 years ago
u fucked zalmay ? Lol what do u talking abt ?so ur also gay?or bisexual lol
Aryanetwork 1 year ago
zyad jalib ast wala
gjan2 2 years ago
ahah love him x
TajikDokhtar 2 years ago
Salam everyone
I dont usually comment on these topics, but i have become sick and tired of this, if he is gay, thats him, the way he was created, and he lives in America so he can even get married, what i dont get is, what is this got to do with anyone, i watch his videos become i like his jokes, those of you who comment on his sexuality are probably looking for someone, because why would anyone care about another persons sexuality.
yamahaqi 2 years ago 11
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ThePathanO 1 year ago
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@yamahaqi No one is created gay, if u are muslim u would know that. Being gay is something that u creat by ur self. And yes he acts gay.
ThePathanO 1 year ago
who ever think zalmay aara is then u guys can die...you son's of bitchs...why would u even say these things dont u guys have a shame or respect for ur olders....grow up ppl damn
djmast123456 2 years ago
he is not fucken gay ppl i went to his concert it was so fucken funny i love him but i did think he was gay when i was a liltle kid but no he is awsome
I3abiiee 2 years ago
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haha i think u were a gay in ur childhood
zameeer9211 2 years ago
sO FunnY!!!HAHAHAHA
Kobulione 2 years ago 2
He is so talented
AbdullahMuqurai 2 years ago 2
The best ever
rep1afG 2 years ago
pofta, but not bad
azi6999 2 years ago
excellent comedian , but i think he is really gay
2481soccer 3 years ago
he is not, he has a nice wife and kids. he is comedian, its his job to act like like that but when he is normal he is manly lol
wawanany 2 years ago
lol hey thats wht i thought at first but he is not tho he has wife
lewanai786 2 years ago
What do u mean great. then Gay????? wtf is wrong with u ??? ur gay... he is great bcz he does all that to make u lagh u f gay......... so he cant be gay
rep1afG 2 years ago
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khar kuss a bachesh .. gud jokes but he does his eyebrows and gay shit like tht
nAwe3zy 3 years ago
lots of men do their eyebrows. he is not gay
wawanany 2 years ago
best afghan comedia star,,,,,,,,wow i like this guy long life afghanistan
mosissf 3 years ago 2
her biji afghan jokes!
blucky799 3 years ago
hey hey guyssss----
sar e aze reshkhande nakonen ...famede
choon ee yak honarmand ast ....wa eee raqam honarmanddee ra hych kas nametana ....he,s really talented
longikongi 3 years ago 9
@longikongi
shut up kuni
MrIfeellikedieing 1 year ago
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ohhhh fuck fuck!!!yeah nice song hahahaha
djhulkafg 3 years ago
OMG i LOVE him SO Much
bloem2008 3 years ago
i like this guy
LadyNilofar 3 years ago
i love this guyy he crackes mee upp
JaanDukhtarak 3 years ago 5
this nigga's too funny!
nw232007 3 years ago
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Cant afghans be more creative than this retarded man?
leonmanleonman 3 years ago
wah wah ezaak
Bazaarak2008 4 years ago
hahahahahah
very nice , Good
RahmanTV 4 years ago
wanna watch afghan joke go to ajakaali's videos and please leave your comment simply type afghan joke and find ajakaali's video
aghanafghanistan 4 years ago
lol funny guy!!
Kandahar101 4 years ago
man this guy is soo damn funny
saharja 4 years ago
just shut your fucking mouth man otherwise i m gonna kick your little ass man u asshole
wahabali4548 4 years ago
dear all bro,&sstr,who evr he is y u doin wrng judgmnt,plz dnt slandr,if u lik his fun go and watch if dnt jst dnt go.we afghani nvr chnged,whrevr we r.
kashify01 4 years ago
hey i love this he sooooo funny man i love hes
jokes
Feda420 4 years ago 2
any1 kno if i can download the complete version of his video? like the whole thing that u'd usually purchase at a retail.
famo101 4 years ago
go and liesen to the best singer 2007 BASHIRHAMDARD HE IS REALLY GREAT SINGER
baharajan 4 years ago
hahahhaha lol!!!!
weeman911 4 years ago
very nice man
khaibartanha 4 years ago
shut da fuk up bitch if he sayz da same jokes again den don be watchin it...n ur fukin mom dad iz a konni......u fukin bitch ass FOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
salamafghan 4 years ago
ok 4 diz hbk202 nigga don be callin no afghan singers gay bitch...dey all talented...speceally diz guy......ur bitch ass gto don gto shit datz why u hated on others...jus go fukin fuk ur self......don be diuz respecting dem afghan singerz
salamafghan 4 years ago
hes not gay cauz dere was an article about him and his wife in da afghan newspaper.soooo stop callin dis guy gay,n e wayz afghans r not gay so dere is no way hes gay!!!!!!!
sugarbaby666 4 years ago
this guy is so annoying and he sounds gay
hbk202 4 years ago
damn , man this guy is so funny . grate work . i like it .looooooooool
loverboyfromaustrali 4 years ago
talented.
abil25 4 years ago
lol he funny
naziaa 4 years ago
love him 2 bitz mwah xx
missafgun 4 years ago
lmfao!!! i love dis guy hes got skillz!)he has pure talent and i dont think hes gay cauz its juss how he actz ppl assume dat hes gay but he aint and even if he was its not relly our business and we dont have da right to judge him for dat!!!!
afg 4 lyfe<3
sugarbaby666 5 years ago
yah sugar baby I tottally agree wit ya he is very talented and if other thinks they can do better job then him maybe then the should start doing wat he is doing... he is onlin doing this to make ppll laugh...
afghan1gurli 4 years ago
i love this man
shevo21 5 years ago
pure talent 'n' jokes...rotfl..out loud...thaxz for sharing..b ~1~
afghanqandi 5 years ago
This fucking nice. Chi koni khobi asti.
Neda17 5 years ago
hes crak up..now dts cald talent..i loveee zalmay aaraa.he craks da shit out of me honestly
finestShorty 5 years ago
U ur idiots callign dis guy gay. Wtf u guyz r forgetting where u from from Afghanz r not gay. Dere r a lot of jealous afghnz tho...dats de prob wif us afghan.
Salaam to all my afghan brothers and sisters.
amini253 5 years ago
he is gay
explorubus 5 years ago
he's not gay..
HelenaSweden 5 years ago
u dumb bitch, ur mama is gay
abil25 4 years ago
I think it's a HE/SHE... same jokes over and over. koonee gak ast
bayshaq786 5 years ago
i love this guy
afga 5 years ago
faggots
Lomax420 5 years ago
really faggets
krewas 5 years ago
FAGGETS
bilal187 5 years ago
*faggots =) dummy.
whatevergirl1 5 years ago
He is soooo damn funny uff dega...lol..hahha...tnx tnx for video...
Qand19 5 years ago
ahaha
naziaa 5 years ago
damm he is soo funyyyyyyy,i would love to go to one of his shows, suck agreat joker
snopdaddy 5 years ago
hello every1 give me ur email adds nd ill tell u where 2 find more zalmay arra videos!! (xxx 2 da galz only lol!)
realafghan 5 years ago
hey thanks. my e-mail address is preity_zinta08@yahoo.com
sonia000 5 years ago
@realafghan hahahah i am looking as will if you know many video from Z A tell me please
ma5877 1 year ago
go to haqani.ha.funpic.de there were years ago lots of videos of him
haroonpopalzai 1 year ago
@realafghan fuck off u cunt
1913Highbury 1 year ago
@realafghan f u c k you cunt
1913Highbury 1 year ago
@realafghan kuss madar
1913Highbury 1 year ago
He's cute! ^_^
TheGodMar 5 years ago
i have his video, and hes really good at daira!
saharfayez123 5 years ago
i will give everything to go in his show!!
sotahra 5 years ago
he is so cool! haha
great joker
sotahra 5 years ago
i like the way he make his jokesss i just really like his talent wow bravoooo . put more of his jokes plz
setara 5 years ago
hi if u wana c more jokez lyk dis den go on www.unitedafghan.com and den select zalmay ara videos!! (by da way wats ur email add lol) bye!!
realafghan 5 years ago
oh tnx you so much, iam really fan of zulmai aara. tnx.
setara 5 years ago
wat is ur email address?
realafghan 5 years ago