You don't mess with the Zohan

[mistertitanic]

At 1:06 In the actual movie he says "She might cut your juggular vein and all your blood will be on the floor in 4 minutes".

[aag487ct]

This will be top rated comment. Believe me this...

[mistertitanic]

@aag487ct Not off to a good start huh?

[aag487ct]

@mistertitanic nope, but honestly, i forgot about that comment

[mistertitanic]

@aag487ct I forget a ton of my comments too lol.

[O0oSorousho0O]

خنگرو <-- that's khangaroo

[pokeywoop]

megavideo = free movie online

[cenasaysyoucantseeme]

@pokeywoop withing 60 mins of the move wait another 54 mins

[TheHairlessTeddybear]

"I come her to start new life, get new woman to love, en make ze bang boom!" Oh my lord I FRIKEN LOVE this movie!!!! It's so FUNNYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tumle2007]

The Zohan is the closest another human has come to Chuck Norris.

[juxmook]

Adam Sandler keeps Rob Scheinder employed

[TeEmOo2007]

first of all, this movie shows the good of israel people even who works in army (bullshit cuz who work in israel army are torrorist actuly they are babies killers). the jew people are believer so we respect them (but the people in israel dont know and they think we hate them 4 their ReligioN as israel media shows that) but we hate israel government & army and the people who support them, i hope they die. so its funny movie but also brainwash 4 the people who feed their knowledge from zion media

[avithegreat3]

@TeEmOo2007 Wow. You're one of the most illiterate idiots I've seen in a long time. You're the reason people are still dying. You're the reason people like me still have to be in the army and kill people like you. If terrorists like you didn't exist, I wouldn't have to put my life on hold and wear a uniform with a gun to protect innocents against murderers like you.

[TeEmOo2007]

@avithegreat3 really cu`z u and ur people are coward u are just killing kids and afraid from childern protecting their country with stones and u with heavy machine u should feel shame u litle zoin. u r murderers and the really terrorists. the problem few people jnow about ur ugly face of the zionist, people think u have a country but u dont, before 1948, and they dont know about the promised land u r really brainwashed u little joke

[avithegreat3]

@TeEmOo2007 Wow. You really think anyone still believes that crap about Palestinian terrorists fighting with sticks and stones? Since when are high explosives, hand grenades, land mines, mortars, rockets, and every type of assault rifle/machine gun known to man considered sticks and stones? Since when are 20 and 30 year olds considered children?

When a 30 year old Palestinian aims an AR15 assault rifle at a Jew, is THAT when he turns in to a mystical child with sticks and stones?

[TeEmOo2007]

@avithegreat3 first they aint terrorists they r fighting back as Palestine was under the Egyptian rule, Ottoman, egyption n` then Ottoman rule b4 the British. when the british were in controll many jew immigrants came 2 palastine, after that in may 14 they declared the state of isreal (shame on them) n`started to increases their territory by killing the palestinians n`destroying their buildings and their houses. u can check the differences in the israel state area (read about the promised land

[avithegreat3]

Regardless of why they're fighting, when the Palestinians use terrorist tactics like blowing up preschools, shopping malls, and public buses with elderly and infants, they're terrorists.

Besides. Palestine was a geographical region, but that doesn't make it a state or a country. There never has been a Palestinian nationality other than Jordan/Trans Jordan.

Don't blame the Jews for what the Arabs did to themselves. Jews never killed Arabs to take over their land, it was the other way around.

[TeEmOo2007]

@avithegreat3 ok I donno anything but u know. cuz lots of well educated & high people tried 2 fix it but nobody can. so u know about discourse,

restoration of the Jews, i think u did read it as well, & of cours u know they were looking 2 find a place 2 initiate isreal state in argentina, then Kenia after that decided 2 choose palestine. oh sorry u know that already & u know about the The Promised Land, go & check their holly MANIPULATED book (Torah). anyway i hope u will find the right way

[avithegreat3]

@TeEmOo2007 In case you haven't noticed, I have already found the right way.

Besides. You're the one who makes everyone else look intelligent and educated.

Before you try speaking in public, I'd check your language skills as they are currently sub par. That means they're terribly insufficient.

[TeEmOo2007]

@avithegreat3 btw... if isreal army are good & nice they shouldnt killed the childern in schools and houses with phosphorus bombs and killed TV Reporters like (Racheal Corrie. an american reporter. israeli soldier nulldozed her & Tom hurndall british man, shot in the head by israeli (IDF) sniper) go and cheack the truth man. if they want to fight go and fight the men who are fighting not the Innocent people. 1,300 killed in Gaza few months ago for nothing because the Zionists controll USA.

[avithegreat3]

@TeEmOo2007 Wow. You don't even know your own history, and you know nothing about what you're arguing. You don't even know that Rachel Corrie wasn't a reporter. I happen to know some of the people who were with her when she died, and I know they went there deliberately trying to escalate violence with Israeli Soldiers. They thought the soldiers would back down if she picked a fight with them. She was wrong. She died. When you start a war, you have to bear the responsibility for your mistakes.

[noset23]

SCRAPPY COCO!! HaHaHa xD

[MrFalcon0001]

Awesome movie

[DeidaraTobiKisame]

The palestinian girl(dont remember her name) she's hot AND i like her voice sound cool

[MrFis24]

i see this movie and is one of my best

[jasonliao2]

I think they meant to say Israeli Terrorist in this promo. Israeli Counterterrorist is a contradiction.

[1Stalker1]

@jasonliao2 Neh, they meant Counter Terrorists. And I am surprised to see how confused you are with the word "contradiction". Contradiction is direct opposition between things compared. So it would be contradiction if Israel had terrorist organization, but it doesn't have. You can look at the dictionary for the word "contradiction" which you didn't understand.

[PSUtotheBCS]

Im catholic

Cat hackysack

[a7madzaen111]

fuck israel

[BenPoratYusef]

yea, fuck Israel so they'll have lots of kids who could fuck you too.

Peace you ass*****

[thisistony5]

now i am gona go to my bros room and get our copy of that to watch it yay

[ameira1234]

im srry but im n arab n i l0v3 b3inq 1t s0 all u j3wz fuck u i hat3 u ARABZ R DA BEST

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

Worst piece of pro Israel crap i ever seen. We all know how damn proud Adam Sandler is about being a jew, but really, after this movie i will never see another movie by this stupid retarded idiot.

Israel stinks and so those Sandler.

[jewpenitent]

israel is great

[Mery15ify]

You are an idiot !! What do you have against Israel people and Israel??

[Mery15ify]

I'm nt from Israel, I'm English, actally.

[coldbloodykiller5]

כמנהל אני חושב אמריקאי ישראלי tho = הוא הסרט נשמע הסטריאוטיפ אבל זה סרט טוב =/

[MarkWilliams212]

1:15 whos the actress who plays the girl in yellow?

[ratjoker936]

Emmanuelle Chriqui

[CubanRockAngel007]

"Smell it, smell it, ...Now take it." *foot slap* LOL

Awesomeness.

[Misery812]

i dint like this movie ....

[halohalohaloman3]

ur a fuck up for saying that

[singthesong00234]

great film! I LIKE IT!

[belgiin]

%100 Israel accent

[coldbloodykiller5]

its not im an israeli

[ChivalrousMike]

I loved this movie I think it was one of the best comedy movies of light and humorous character with a happy, cheerful ending; a dramatic work in which the central motif is the triumph over adverse circumstance, resulting in a successful or happy conclusion.

[Vikingfromdk]

Nothing agenst the movie or anything but just bc u like Adam sandler plz dont be Confused

The nation of Israll is a nation that Supress the countryes around them and Build houses in the lands of Palastenia and takes there wealth for there own agenda they are Thives and most be stopped by the world Comunaity or the War will continue until the end of all life in that part of this world

[tomkoren]

wtf are you talkingabout you fucking idiot?

what your saying now is just the bullshit the news and the papers are telling you.

[Vikingfromdk]

Well i dunno what your news is about but ours is about Facs and nothing else and all i say it true

Israil Attack Egeyp Palastina bc they Throde they might would attack them and not only that after the war Egypt got all there lands back only country left is Palastenia witch is getting messed with each day of there lives and Israll Builds houses and throw Palastines out of theres witch is agenst International Law

And if u think i am wrong ´go look it up in a history book

[imSnowii]

movie suckd gigantic horse balls wasent even funny jews does really suck

[MrKidrock999]

i love this movie

[fantinlatourful]

I love Israel and the Israeli

[Vikingfromdk]

Before u say that plz learn a little about there History and make the same Stamente again

[MrBakaki]

fuck israiel

[labouche22]

what a fucking propagandistic, racist , ignorant loser!

[YAKOVK5]

LOL smell it,smell it,now take it.......

thats for you!

[songsRusGirl]

Was that the Feet?

Yes It's The feet!

Smell Itt. Smell itt. Smell Itt. Now Take itt.

That's for you.

<333 Lmao

[ying2765]

I love that disco bar

[cookieyz]

SMELL IT SMELL IT SMELL IT NOW TAKE IT

[xenontyron]

FUNNIEST MOVIE I EVER SEEN

[Thomas2488]

you must really suck than...

[IcedStick]

This movie's so silly, i guess thats why i think its funny.. like in the almost ending ..

HE'S GOT A BOMB!! .. AND PUPPIES?.

lol

Great movie :]

[JJedgar]

Adam Sandler is a great comedian and human being. I mean, who else makes movies specially created for the retarded and mentally ill audiences? That´s Mr. Sandler!

[rainbowgirl678]

it's called FUNNY let me repeat that FUNNY movies

[HunterHunter88]

this film looks liek a complete waste of time and money

[rainbowgirl678]

ur a waste of time

[HunterHunter88]

Bend over. Go and listen to some lady ga ga then go and get pissed

[CreepyLizard]

It was an interesting 'suggestion for peace' comedy. I only hated three things about it; It made the Palestinian-Israeli war seem like a two sided conflict, when it's a complete invasion over another, and in the movie; you laugh AT the Arabs, and WITH the Jews. The whole thing was one-sided, it is made by Jews after all. I consider the whole part where he goes to a building to fight terrorist as a lie, that's not how Israeli tactics work. . Israel would solve it all with a missile on the whole->

[CreepyLizard]

apartment, or village.

[1Stalker1]

@CreepyLizard it laugh at terrorist of the middle east, making jokes about the terrorist. I don't actually see there any insult to Arabs, and you can see that they tried not to insult them.

[McAsSF]

Movie is much beTter

[mzkaddah]

Dr. Joel Kovel - "Zionism and its Discontents" 1/5

/watch?v=qnVltpdSpZo&feature=c­hannel_page

[Betancourt209]

hAhAhA.. this movie looks hillarious! i need to watch it!

[coldflamez036]

what is the song call from 1:12 to 1:29?

[hokiealex72]

"Pump Up the Jam" by Technotronic

[coldflamez036]

ok thanks

[boogon123]

This movie was definitely not as good as it looked in my opinion

[HunterHunter88]

if you think it looked liek a good idea, you want shot

[mctali]

LOL what a stupid movie

[salitaland]

fuck you isreal and fuck to the army to they're like cats and poppy

[mzkaddah]

Video Israel Doesn't Want You to See (short)

/watch?v=5wZ5pBPZiPU

[Mklowertsa]

1:07 haha the poor kid

[NickL1992]

The woman in this film (the one who owns the hairdresser place) really reminded me of Nicole (Emily Mortimer) from the new Pink Panther films!! anyone else?

[brazilianlady55]

gangaroo ?

[galatasarayfan67]

hahahahha you smell you smell you take it.

[deenaraef]

FUNNY MOVIE, but kinda racist

[LydiaBlair]

Yeah..he totally mocks hairstylists.

[LydiaBlair]

lol..Some of the stuff he did reminds me of beauty school. But overall it was a cute movie!

[mzkaddah]

Israeli army 'used human shields in Gaza war' - 9 Feb 09

/watch?v=acaU4D6dUqU&feature=r­elated

[shanappp]

stop to spread your lies here.

and let people enjoy the movie.

[mzkaddah]

what lies babe? the movie it self is the king pf all lies...asshole the guardian already posted some photos pf those human shield and ur faggots are confessing their action..you leaders are on the verge of being asked to come to a war crimes case in international courts..if only money stops buying people ur low life colony called israel would have never existed and thrived on tyranny and apertfide. I hope u burn in hell..lier..

[shanappp]

keep living the dream Mustafa.... Israel is forever.

[mzkaddah]

Shelok..the merchant of vinece....forever is the name of my bitch.

[mzkaddah]

Gaza War Crimes - Israel/Palestine

/watch?v=mLZgNy46aTQ

[mzkaddah]

The nazi zionists and their lies

Israeli leaders LIE about Gaza

/watch?v=b1apjwGyhw4&feature=r­elated

[Hudaman21]

zionist propaganda

[aerztin13]

About two hours of total boredom and lousy jokes.

But, nice try Adam!

[NewfieAdam]

He sounds like Borat

[Flyingtart]

Typical american trailer! Too long and shows too much.

[SintaAlfie]

This trailer and the film are ace. You can play with my hairy beanbag jerk !

[Flyingtart]

Love the film. The trailer is too long and shows too much.

[SintaAlfie]

Have you nothing good to say. On behalf of all who are viewing -FUCK YOU!

[qasim0004]

lol welcome to hesbela hotline for terrorist supplies press 1

[rabelsheep]

yeah, the best part of the movie, lol.

[belong2Mohammad]

i have to watch this movie !!!!

[Danim1710]

jaja q goc sta pelicula es un kgue!!

[AUTvillacherboyAUT]

the poor aussies

[MaydayParadeFan96]

I love it when he says

"Smell it, smell it, now take it"

[b3k1rbadbwoi]

lllol

[oldklash]

i like thes movie..adam sendler great actor..and the story its good..for the situation in middleeast..the message show how we can live in peace Xlove!!!

[Eidelmania]

where's the part were Zohan cheers as the planes strike on 9/11, being agent of The Mossad

[Jenko347]

if u like the song at 1.31 try pump up the jam brian m v mcbunn

[cami95elkpo]

excelente!!!!!!!

[Katawiiiina]

what's the name of the song in 1.31 ?

[benjiboyjumparound69]

NYC Beat - Armand van helden

[anditooo]

what's the name of the song in 1:17?

message me pls

[13PeterSL]

Technotronic - pump up the jam

[Jenko347]

pump up the jam a class track

[kaka22malta]

best film produced ever!! A MUST SEE 2|TIMES!

[kristo3003]

i have bougth it XD

[hungariangirlxox]

funniest movie

[a7istair]

an amazin film simple as that

[McSlickNick]

for fucks sake. why cant people just watch a film and enjoy it without having to read so deep into it (normality123 being a prime example)? Why does everything have to be a fucking issue.

[Hazza15989]

yea dat shit is so funy

[Venomosity1080]

Smell it, smell it, and take it! :D

[katiecheated]

smell it, smell it now take it! :)))

[day2020]

fuck Israiel bitch

[manunited345]

zohan has a fucking big dick !!

[k8002pack]

And you like it, fucking faggot

[bljanko]

Zohan is a fucking kike...

[normality123]

No, we are talking about special case when we have a situation of jewish Adam Sandler making a movie with Anti-Arab sentiment.

Israel is gets billions of dollars from American taxpayers every year for war machine when Gaza children live in unacceptable environment.

It is just more of the same.

Now Disney picked sandler to make some cartoon for kids. You mix 2 different things, Anti-Arab sentiment propaganda and Disney cartoon for kids. This stinks.

[normality123]

What a propaganda.

It is a little sick to make movie like this at the time when:

People in Gaza live in a virtual prison, electricty cut, food sanctioned, elderly humiliated at checkpoints, kids starving.

Internation community owes Palestians more from what they got.

[dracons]

Yawn. This world is huge. People are dying. People are being hurt ALL over. Is it ok to make a movie based in New York, when so many people died due to violence? How about any movie with the sun. The sun burns and kills. Hell, more then 52,000 died in 2003 due to heat in the summer, and that was just in Eroupe.

So complain all you want, but go DO SOMETHING about it. Other then that, shut the hell up. Complaints without action is stupid.

[davidpowel]

people are allowed to rant about whatever they want.