Mummy's Hot n Humorous Valentine's Report

[Bobofet241]

Who would know more about this than the Queen Mum. Mum of 10,000 spawn.That's a lot of wooing and..........stuff.

[zqueenbean]

Pitching.

[Bobofet241]

Ohhhhhhh.Then I've been doing it wrong all these years?

[zqueenbean]

Yes, if the male is not meeting your standards you pitch them right out to the curb.

[Bobofet241]

Amen venerable queen Mum.

[zqueenbean]

So the pitching part is not always

necessary, so no, if you have selected a suitable mate you have not been doing it wrong :)

[Psychedalien]

Great video! I love that 3D alien:)

[zqueenbean]

Thanks for watching and commenting.

[frio109]

QueenMummy,

Awesome, uh, how do I get the Earth Women to lick me like that???? Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

Frio, I think it has something to do with sugar, or maybe salt. Earth females seem to crave sweets and salty things, but I do not understand why you and your brothers are so interested in these Earth girls... they are so hairy!

[itsblockdog]

Hahaa haa...I thought there was something familiar here!!! Happy Val - n - tines ... !

[zqueenbean]

Thanks, what part was familiar?

[itsblockdog]

Alienz ... peace

[zqueenbean]

Oh, you must a friend of Zarbod and Blargal. Thanks.

[starzship]

Happy Valentine's Day to you Mumnmy!!! That was such a sweet video ull of great tips. Now whenever I abduct more Earth women, I will give them flowers before I probe them.

[zqueenbean]

Thank you dear, you may deliver the cigarettes to Zarbod's new apartment. Yes, Earth females do seem to like gifts of vegetation's reproductive parts.

[fatfastfreddy]

You killed cupid!?!

[zqueenbean]

No, I just found the body, honestly.

[searella59]

Oh yeah, nothing says I love you like a hand made card and a rose bush that won't bloom for months. Sure.

[zqueenbean]

Well, it is more thoughtful to create an original card than pick to pick one out at the drugstore. Is it not?

[thirdeye50]

Mmmm, those women looked hungry!

[zqueenbean]

True, but that is what happens when only licks and does not bite.

[zqueenbean]

My heart felt just fine. Enjoy!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Mummy.Thank you for the kind words. i just caught them,as I woke up from snoozing during the earlier part of the message.

now,what's this about Zarbod eventually ruling the Earth?

I wanna rule something too...

[zqueenbean]

Sorry, Blargal, sleeping through Mummy's report is not the way to be promoted. You already have your rulers at Zarstar industries... refresh my memory please, are they metric or english?

[Blargaldalien]

They are

"So long"

And

"About this long"

[zqueenbean]

I have always enjoyed your attention to detail.

[Zarbod]

Thanks Mummy! I'm working on my vlog right now. You get a shout out of course. :)

[zqueenbean]

You are welcomed. Oh, I eagerly await.

[CreepyCorners]

Very educational and heart?-felt ;)

Happy Valentine's Day to you! XO :~)