Jewish State of Mind [SPOOF of Jay-Z's EMPIRE STATE OF MIND]

[MrNegrito29]

r u relly a jewish???????



[CommandComps]

I can't consume pork because I'm a vegetarian.

[sean07954]

R u British?

[AtomWinston]

@sean07954 naa i'm from new york

[sara00013]

Lolllll

[griffendor102]

i feel you man

[Yusuf0sam]

love this songg

[kosherboyzz]

its not funny how true this video is

cant stop laughing

[maxfrederickson]

At least now I know what the yamakah is. I always thought it was the tasseled towel/cummerbund that some wear.

[PinkRocksXX]

You talked only about orthodox Jews... anyway nice song.

[Hayaserforeveer]

anyone notice, the menorah has 9 instead of 8 candles, thats weird and most menorahs I see always have 7, 1 stand in middle with 3 on each side. which is the correct...7? 8? or 9?

[levikleh]

@Hayaserforeveer The Menorah has 8 candles plus a Shamash which is used to light the candles. Thats the 9th one you see.

[Hayaserforeveer]

@levikleh

I found out there is 2 menorahs. 1- 8 branched known as the Hanukkah menorah and 1- 7 branched known as a Temple menorah

[levikleh]

@Hayaserforeveer

That's right, although the story of Hannukah happened with the "Temple menorah".

[Hayaserforeveer]

I like it when JEWS poke fun at them selves, LoL !

[OlivierandJeni]

Love it...great rhyming

[shnaidle123]

Best. Video. Ever. :D

[AmyJsinger4God]

i love this!(:

[wootful93]

Fuckin Jews

[PinkRocksXX]

@wootful93 -.-

[elicsings]

@wootful93 fuckin wootful93

[fulhamboy001]

if you have the full blank song (absolutely no singing what-so-ever) could u email it to me cheers

[knowledgeispowerfful]

Very creative, thanks for sharing.

[gonzeboy]

All you Jew hatters call Savage he will kill you!

[allisonmusic1]

OMG I LOVE THIS!!!! (go jewish) lol !!!!!! :)

[Carkshark]

what about the way they speak? huh?!?!

[ih8thyssenkrupp]

Rucka Rucka ALi's is better

[HongKongBoyz100]

Spot on with the Matzoh part. I love it, but it tastes like shit.

[benbrody1]

Funny. U stole my idea

[evelynsophia8]

Hilarious, well done :)

[MyLaura33]

Might as well eat pigs cause eating meat from ANY living being is NOT kosher. Kosher was suppose to make eating flesh filled with so many restrictions, people finally did the right thing but tragically for humans and animals, it went the other way.

Go to the slaughterhouses and SEE FOR YOURSELVES. It's SICK what goes on. Jews should be vegan. That is the holiest and most merciful way to eat.

[TheBSSProductions]

Muslims can't eat pork either...

[EagleFlight96]

funny as anything

[heilavirlan]

Funnnny!!! :D

[yavin99]

your missing out on bacon, oh well more bacon for non jews

[thecastman97]

@yavin99 didnt swine flu kinda hint anything to you?

[PinkRocksXX]

@yavin99 Bacon is gross and makes you fat and is super unhealthy. You can get all the baon you want, we don't want it. I've accidentally eaten bacon without knowing and it was the grossest thing I've ever eaten in my whole life. I have no idea how you eat it everyday. O.o

[CaitlinCakexx]

THIS.IS.HILARIOUS.

[dafna20]

just FYI - most Jewish poeple do eat pork, and don't keep it kosher..at least in Israel..(I'm one of them)

[thecastman97]

@dafna20 really.. most jews... just think what you just said..

[4everthescriptfan]

33 ppl are german nazis!!

[MissWooHoo1]

thank god im not a jew!

[DarthZimmeris]

i actually have matzot in my house, and i don't really know why, i just buy it when i see it...

[IIIIIawesIIIII]

your mother is fuckin hot xD

[BigJalapeno]

@ArisierungJETZT Go for it, see if you can, Israel has a 10x better army than your shitty Germany. You would be terminated in less than 6 days, huh remember Egypt? yeah well yes..

[superskijew]

@cuminmyanus5

go fuck yourself

[BigJalapeno]

@ArisierungJETZT Lol I just cannot stop laughing at you.

[BigJalapeno]

@ArisierungJETZT You're nothing but a unintelligent person, we are where we are because of our effort and the help we've received from G-d.

[BigJalapeno]

As a Jew, I couldn't stop laughing lmao, "I check for a Mezuza, I give it a little kiss.." lmao

[BigJalapeno]

@ArisierungJETZT Why you got to bring racist shit over here, we don't go out making Anti-German songs do we?

[yaelooshka]

hahaha as a Jew, it's funny & nice :D

Good job..

[MvGogh]

LOL. I love it.

[77Merav]

lol nice:) very nice song

[The88Nomad]

Gelt?

lol that's money!

we Dutch call money "geld"

[TheNecropolis20]

@The88Nomad in germany its also called geld

[ImpeachObamaASAP2010]

I love pork... mmm bacon.... mmm ham....nomnomnom

[jewboy11505]

try your latkes with some maple syrup....SOOOO GOOD!

J3WZ 4 LYFE! <3

[DOOMERNATER]

I hate you!! Burn!!! Terrible song!!!

[tracyfawn1]

Can you put this on itunes? I think it might be a hit.

[AtomWinston]

@tracyfawn1 i'm not sure if i'm allowed to, since i'm using jay-z's music...

[tracyfawn1]

@AtomWinston you should try because DJs put their versions and so do other people.

[Zacml123]

@AtomWinston i think if you made your own instrumental itd be alright.

Idk though

[Centaurian0190]

WE ARE JEWS

[jalabi99]

Your mom is hot. So is this song.

[celticfdguy]

and you wonder why people make fun of jewish people... sigh

[36902698]

@DTHitmanO u mean 31. lol



[DTHitmanO]

302 of yous r jewish and 30 of yous r american jay z fans

[jafonzeiscool]

Where can I get the MP3 to this awesome song?

[AtomWinston]

@jafonzeiscool haaa, glad u like it- message me your email address and i'll send it to you-

[mikekazik1]

@AtomWinston All he has to do is google youtube mp3 and he will find some websites where you put the URL in, and it lets you download just the mp3.

[luno44]

Nothing on barbaric infant mutilation rituals.

[MrBlackBow]

fuck jew-z

[Lostboysizawsum]

4 more crazy nights, eh? man, this Hanukkah(i cant spell .-. sad, i know) went by fast

[TheFrreakShhow2010]

I NEEED THIS SONG!! Hahh

[EJmusicman]

awesome! haha

[asemastertechl1]

too all my jewish brothers happy holidays.you are the chosen people of GOD.and it saddens me to see america turn its back on israel.

[SmokeyCough]

@asemastertechl1 god is fake, lol.

[red44ever]

@asemastertechl1 looooooooooooooooool, you are the chosen people of iblis and not god. Why would god choose, a greedy, decietful nation? You people are a self prophesed chosen people but in my eyes and the eyes of billions you are NOTHING!!!

[buganwille]

@red44ever indeed!

[blanenbishop]

@asemastertechl1 ah dont worry israel still rapes the american tax payers out of billons of dollars 

[abulkhair77]

@asemastertechl1

Shut the fuck up no one's chosen, everybody is equal

[panama337]

I've heard a lot of other Jewish remixes to this song, and I must say, this one is absolutely the best! Happy Hanukkah, my friend.

[love97forlife]

This is an amazing song, i love it! Jewish eople are the best and the smartes tand the yinvented everything u use on a daily basis such as... CELLPHONES! so all u haters just shut up and go die in a hole..

[natrebboh]

next fucking person who says that the holocaust was fake i will fucking kill them no even joking. long live the jewishh people!! :) fuck emm haterz goo fucking die.

[kesslerj1]

Yeshar Koach!

[rmcjr1]

Learn how to spell retard you retard. Jewtastic!! I'm giving it a 7 on the menorah scale!!

[Mysticwivern]

totally inlove <3

[noahep1]

yo the hlocoust was real and ur just a anti semite that is fuckn stupid to all jews that are out their dont listen to this fuckn faget

[DrFMM]

Fuck jews!

[noahep1]

@DrFMM im a jew so dont say that you raicst bastard

[noahep1]

@DrFMM thats mean cuzim a jew fuck u

[noahep1]

@DrFMM and you are a fuckn retart

[Yaniv8787]

Stupid anti-semites



[missukrainoczka]

WOW amazing !!!!

although this is not the whole truth about them..

[ExposeZionistCrimes]

dont eat pork because youre not a cannibal right?

[GinterFrundsberg]

@ExposeZionistCrimes

Hahahaha, awesome! Don't insult pig's man.

[fuckmuhammed3]

@djhasan1979 You forgot to mention muslim children!as long as it''s muslim it's ok

here in Russia we do the same to chechens...

[Yaniv8787]

@djhasan1979 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! KILLING CHILDREN AND WOMEN?! HOW AND WHEN EXACTLY?! ROBBING HOUSES AND LANDS?! LYING?! 6 MILION JEWS DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST! IS THAT OUR DOINGS TOO?! YOU TALK NO SENSE! THE FACT THAT YOU WERE RAISED THAT WAY DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE! TRY HAVING YOU'R OWN OPINIONS! YOU SAY STUFF IMPULSIVELY! anti-semites have no mind of their own! they just follow the crowd (which is no more smarter)

[djhasan1979]

@Yaniv8787 ok sweet heart. thank you. a dirty dog is a dirty dog. my prove is everywhere and on every channel except vox news

[ExposeZionistCrimes]

@Yaniv8787 the holocaust was fake, the real holocaust was when jewish commies killed 60+ million in russia and stole their land and wealth

onethirdoftheholocaustcom

holohoax101com

[noahep1]

@ExposeZionistCrimes you are a stupid pearson the holucost was real my granpa was in it idot

[jeffheat5]

@ExposeZionistCrimes the nazi regime killed more then the 6 million jews true... but we were singled out... the other people died because of the actual war.

[ExposeZionistCrimes]

@jeffheat5 the holocaust is a HOAX, a SCAM

there were 14 million jews in 1925, and about 14 million now

where was the great population rebound? were all jews having 5 or 6 kids?

onethirdoftheholocaustcom

holohoax101com

[Tasbah]

You forgot to sing the part about how jews murder non jews and are the reason why the world is going to hell. Racist piece of S&@T

[me27742632333]

I dont understand why some people have found this offencive.

[Fatbunny01]

u f**king racist asshole!

[chezniki]

Challah! Im done! This is great!

[WillSing4Zombies]

This shit is clever. Challah.

[cyriakandbeatles114]

lol im jewish and this song is WIN

[GigaOrion]

You fuckin bastard. That is really offensive.

[cleaningservices]

this is a little bit cliche of what means jewish

[mrsmelhem]

haha not jewish but i found this vid hilarious

[somnomagh]

sorry, but i don't see what was funny in this

[chocolatechip10113]

LOL watching this has deff made me more proud to be a jew :)

[noahep1]

this guy rocks



[WhatxAxn00b]

Hey bro go for the Jews.

FRISCH GIRLS>SHIKSAHS.

YEEEEE

[Grandhoohah]

I don't know why, but I'm craving a big Reuben sandwich after watching this!  :)

[theRBninja]

weird ass voice, but this is FUNNAY

[reedask]

I am a jew

[thecheeesecake]

@rome880932215 wtf?

[RACHE3692]

lol thet is soooooooooooo funny!!!jews rock!!!!!

[XxBleedingSoulxX2828]

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! IM JEWISH BUT I DO EAT PIG!!!! WERE NOT RELIGIOUS!!!! LOL!

[samib21]

MUSLIMS DON'T PIGS ,JEWS ALSO DON'T DO IT .BUT THE CHRISTIANS DO

BECAUSE ARE STUPIDS LOST THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIER RELIGION THIER BIBLE WAS CHANGED .BUT THEY CRITIC MUSLIMS .

MUSLIMS ARE MORE HUMAN THAN U ,AND NO ONE IS VIOLENT AS EUROPEAN CHRISTINAS WORLD WAR 1/2 WAS MADE BY CHRISTIANS THAY

ARE WARS MAKERS SO THEY DON'T OPEN THIER MOUTHS THEY BETTER SHUT OFF.

[saaron6]

EPIC

nice work jewish friend :)

[jiKurdistan]

we muslems dont eat pig, couse its not allowed in islam...

jews dont eat pig also, couse they can not eat thairs brothers and sisterzzzzz.

[ash4evagrl]

CHALLAH.

[quorthonbathory]

lol this is great dude.

[07wssox]

That was Fricken awsome

[Andrewpheasey]

wow this is ace would be a good ring tone

[avster99]

LOL!

[sweetiepieblueye]

I <3 this thank you :-)

[ordee76]

dude, you're awesome

[qtpieminez]

Food looks good

[huntclubjoe]

This video is treif. TRIEF!!!

[pedigreecat]

i love you

[AtomWinston]

@pedigreecat haaaaa..love you too?

[coolaficionado]

Hey Atom, Weird Al's on the phone from 1992. He says "Stop it. Please."

[THISxISxREALITY]

CALLAH! Lol

[MrMiguel6969]

Mother fucker jay z tryna look like jenni lopez, mother fucker got lip injections there's proof Yo!!

[MillionaireZOO]

this rocks man amen

[OnTheToiletBeyotch]

Consume porkkkkkkk xD

[kidyomama]

lol! funny but corny hahaha

[bashmento]

at 1:21 they used the 'N word' in the background...

[SesomonitProductions]

Genius!

[lappyo]

Very cute job! Great looking family!

[tiphinix12]

he's really cute!

[eppley12]

Mp3 download?

[AtomWinston]

@eppley12 yeah, message me ur email address and i'll send it to u

[nikkicole15]

@AtomWinston i want it 2 lol

[jacoboonie]

@AtomWinston hey man love the song... can u please send me the mp3 download

at my email adress....  - hulio7@yahoo.com

[jacoboonie]

@AtomWinston hey man can u send me this mp3 download... this song is so sick! please do more like email: hulio7@yahoo.com

[AtomWinston]

@jacoboonie heyy yeah, no problem i sent it

[Teshoowah]

This is really good. good job.

[jmfuller47]

this is so funny.

[chocolatecandyrox]

Omg hilarious!

[TheExorcistAlchemist]

I Love this :)

[lareinetammy]

hahahahahah brilliant!!!