True Life: I Have A Penis

[marti386]

Wow, just...wow. Thank you for your sensitive potrayal of trans issues. That was TOTALLY funny, cuz it's JUST like my life....except it's not. As a girl WITH a penis, I just luvs me teh "real" womenz who think making fun of girls like me is a hoot. Cisprivileged idiot.

[ThePrinceAussie]

.....Since when was having a penis a bad thing? I feel slightly insulted :/

[callumparker666]

fake and gay

come back when you actually do have a penis

[ChocolateWarship90]

Bitch thats your fault for gettin a boner.

[biruss]

people will pay lots of money to be with u!!

[spukus]

Hahahaha!! She didn't lift the seat up!!

[sonicblade9]

Yay Futanari girls FTW!

[MuchiBuri1]

....with a penis!

[freedybox]

what the fuck did i just watch

[101nike1]

First off, in the gym scene you hear a cat meowing. Second, She has a pillow pet! It's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a pillow pet!

[Drummerlover134679]

Fake

[67denix]

i wan to suck it..

[Xervosh23]

What causes so many college girls to imagine such antics are amusing, creative, clever, or whatever? Its like they all think they're being "naughty," by talking about dirty (male) stuff, and instead they just come off as crass, vulgar, and not all that bright. This is the intellectual and cultural equivalent of a dog eating its own feces, and in a perfect world, her father would instruct her to stop being such a frivolous strumpet, and take this crap offline, and to delete her YouTube account.

[MetalHead1671]

fake shit]

[hypervexen]

do me with it in a real nasty way

[christiandud]

get your friend to cut it off with scissors

[trystanater]

this is so fake

[superdiza]

Terrible acting. really terrible. not that funny either.

[KingDragon969]

Lol, shes probably wearing a cup with a potatoe inside.

[ziga682]

what a hill 1.53

[Maxthemetalkid]

This is really weird. Is it seriously a true story? please don't say yes or i'll flip out!!!

[ziga682]

it's a big penis

[goofyone6721332004]

Um, Is this for reals?

[bjpw1234]

@goofyone6721332004 *Facepalm*

[goofyone6721332004]

@bjpw1234 I knew it AFTER the fact I read that it was a pair of socks. Ya never know, there may be a girl out there that really has a penis. LOL.

[bjpw1234]

@goofyone6721332004 Well, there are plenty of girls out there that have penises. Hermaphrodites are real. I just thought that the video itself was very blatantly obviously fake :3

[goofyone6721332004]

@bjpw1234 I know this, but there are documentaries of people like that too.

[bjpw1234]

@goofyone6721332004 That's true

[MrFezas]

plz show us your .........................

[Chintendoeddman]

0:43 yummy

[DukeOfBlack]

shit



[Loyalty1269]

epic fail....but hey, the babe in the video would get railed....ehhh, actually, no she wont. she sucks...penis

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

Transvestite huh? That will give you 1 h of doing what you want, but after that, back in the kitchen.

[WiggaMachiavelli]

I like the shame of it.

[FunAndOnly]

its a joke u asshats

[kiraisme5]

The real question is, what if the penis goes into her vagina?

[twanza131]

when yew excersise yew say, "sigh* stop lookin at my penis gosh", and yew can sit down and pee

[1k1k225]

It's like being a hermaphrodite if you're a girl having a penis.

[Lydonfox]

Damn Thats HOT!!

[AlmightyLordHatchett]

lmao, 'and last week... i grew a penis...'

[BozoClownface]

she probably wants a Pen** in her hin*y. Was that too vulgar ?

[steveworrellmusic]

boring fucking cunts!!!

[21jonasfan21]

You can pee sitting down At least you are very pretty

[legoduda]

I don't care if that girl has a penis it's probally just radiation or something from polution but any way she is very pretty

[patrick56211]

i have a penis

[oscijasko123]

did some 1 notice all girls in the movie exept the tranny is kinda hot

[monteyanks]

shes mad hot lol

[Kckiller04]

Hermaphrodite....you fucking speds..

[elemzi303]

FUNNY SHIT!!!

[cjjaxxon]

This is FUNNY!!!

[mustangrules]

lmao i thought this really was real life

[starmy99]

girls can't have penis's unless your an it (bisexual) face it your born a boy your a boy your born a girl your a girl.

[devilyn45]

You mean a transvestite? Bisexual is when you like both me n and women....silly goose

[ZzJUGGALOzZ]

r u fkn retarded. bisexual?

[starmy99]

Shut the fuck up.

its a simple ERR.

[ZzJUGGALOzZ]

u can be a hermafadite retard

[starmy99]

What the hell is a hermafadite??? your the retard.

[ZzJUGGALOzZ]

its when ur born with both a penis and vagina. look it up retard

[starmy99]

Ya LIVE in your fantasy world loser.

[SandwicH1996]

HaaHaa

[bobbitquest]

VERY well done.....! An oscar is surely only a matter of time! LOL...you are in my FunFunFun playlist..... now in the interests of balance, how about doing a bme pain olympics reaction vid...? (see my channel!)

[JackinTheBox1984]

So your A bisexual girls wet dream.

[yahboy25]

thats hot. haha

[kcbfirecrotch]

theres nothing wrong with iching ur man junk??

[cheersforbeers807]

she itched her man junk... What?..

[DescribeAjRz]

lol she's up 24/7 :P

[bigbumnutsucker]

show us

[WaTFnotwtf]

perv!

[AwesomeAnimeArtist]

@WaTFnotwtf whore

[danjerusdude]

That's honestly some of the best acting i've seen on youtube .... the story line is a little weak tho ;)

[ROBwithaB]

How was this a documentary?

[oribear]

Bitch, gotta bigger dick than I have!!

[cartoonnetwork911]

@oribear TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOL XD

[shadowsa2b]

guys can urinate sitting down too. and i dont really see how you could grow another set of gentials 16 years or so into your life...i mean what would trigger a change like that.....anyway, youre body shouldnt define who you are, what kind of person you are

[emilyg988]

the video isn't real you know?

[KissingU08]

It's funny that you wear a DIck in a Box shirt. This is amuzing

[DOGSarethebest200]

fake

[FeverSK]

Funny :)

[bobbitquest]

Strangely arousing! lol....any chance of a reaction vid to the Bme Pain Olympics? (see my channel!)

[2xCuttlefish]

lol this was soo funny xD

[ineedsleepingpills]

Penis or not, You're HOT!!

(That rhymed lol)

[penarulez]

guess wat i have a penis also isnt dat amazing =D

[james4562000]

awesome video! ill be your friend.

[babbyygirl666]

Omg, I love it Haley : )

I think you're the only person I know that could pull something like that off.

Haha.

--xo, Brie.

[shiokazehime]

OMG HALEY YOU ARE SO WEIRD!!!!!!!

I love it

-Mozart

[iamjackscolonbitch]

I like how Haley still left the toilet seat up at the end hahahaa. I think that alone answers the question: Joanna is a girl with a "growth".

[sh1tsngiggles]

OMG SO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE IT