Most polite burglar in the world - hilarious

[PimpsUnited]

how was this a robbery? He didnt threaten him, he asked for the money in the register and he gave him the money...........

[TheRspk123]

the thing abvout this clip is it was set to do the obv this guy who robs it wants to make it like hes doing nothing wrong he could have a gun so the guy behind the counter gets scared for obv reasons but he makes him shake his hand in front of the camra so it looks like his not robbing them his giving it to him there for his done nothing wrong

[lithium2017]

if i was that woman when he shaked my hand id just pull him in and knock him out

[VerifyVolatile]

We need more criminals like this.

[L1stenH3re]

@qaz1qa1qaz that just makes no fucking sense

[guitar0nwheels]

ay just because your broke and decide to robb a store dosent mean you have to be mean to people

[Ashcraft99]

:O



[ThatsFuzzyToYou]

How exactly is he polite? All I could hear is some clown trying to be funny. Granted he didn't bash the guys face in, but I was expecting to hear some polite robbing

[TheMummy516]

America is improving, one nice burglar at a time.

[AlterNateHeaDacHe]

... LARRY ?!

[HippieMosquitoQuatro]

awwwhhh.... i kinda feel bad that he got caught after that! Hes such a gentleman, good on ya steve j.!

[xPhilDx]

he is being gentle and shake his hand only to look like he's a friend of the clerk. so the police will look for someone that is a friend of the clerk.

its just my opinion

[thebeaterz16]

hahahaha

[J3SUSthekingz]

I just love how he shakes his hand lmfao!

[thegreekmaterseries1]

steve jobs ?

[steelermia]

hahahahahaaah

[CreamMonkey]

oh shit, Its the same guy /watch?v=D23jmVJ9yh4&feature=r­elated

[zemzami1]

And why if its the owner !

[nejustinas32]

Its because hes whi...

Okay maybe we should stop...

[alanmeires]

i would bet this guy in the vid is the uploader ....and i bet im not rong

[alanmeires]

this is like something out the carry on shows ...lol

[TheSaintFisher]

that's a rober , burglars break into houses

[Razorblade033]

What a legend! Shaking their hand XD

[theodore881]

but he didnt use a gun.

[TheStarlitedecay]

a role model

[slavija22]

Where is the snow button? :(

[pravkdey]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THEY SHOOK HANDS!!!!!!! XDXDXDDD

[IxAmxExiLe]

That was my elementry school science teacher?

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

Lupin III he is not... I wonder if he got caught?

[TheReviewSpace]

the force is strong with him.

[74KU]

Good to see a propper gentleman thief every now and then.

[ThePeacebro11]

This must be Steve Jobs other twin brother who dropped out of college

[mitchell6489]

wtf steve jobs. uncool.

[rafred27]

wait the top 2 comment has more likes than the top 1 comment?

[qaz1qa1qaz]

Here is how it goes. Man on phone says to clerk. "See the red dot on your chest?" Clerk looks down. "I am on the phone with the gun man. If I don't shake your hand in 30 seconds he will shoot you. Way to make me shake your hand is pay me all the cash in your register."

[mechaspark1]

@qaz1qa1qaz Clever..

[FlippyCatProductions]

@qaz1qa1qaz sounds like another saw movie to me xD

[thejin666]

i love how the he shakes the clerks hand at the end

[wylan136]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? LOL

[giordano373]

LIKE A BOSS!!

[Speslad]

Fakee

[badboichavs]

@Speslad its not fake you tit head

[christophedetiege]

why steal money, just ask it

[ChaoticRupture]

Who needs weapons...just be polite

[peteristehbest]

hi, please can i have the money from the till?

wait i can???? oh thank you! thantkyou so much *shakes hand* now are you sure i can take this without it being theft? i can!:)? GREAT! thanks.

...*police knocks on his door*

[93Gamerz]

or did he use hypnosis?

[93Gamerz]

ehm did he even got a gun?!?!?!?!?!? or did he rob him with a cellphone?

[thebattleful]

lol its more an effective streatagy then threathing with a gun i mean if someone threathend me with a gun i couldnt care less the most he can do is kill me but if someone says somthing like that and he shakes me hand after robbing me id be like wtf just happaned did i get robbed no it cant be

[amouralizee]

goddamn.. classy robbery right here.

no need for guns, just suave talking. i would not mind this guy robbing me haha

[iwantmycheesypoofs]

its in reverse

[pastaguy101]

@iwantmycheesypoofs clerk would still be raising her hands to a man giving cash XD

[Lilithly]

why..did he give him the money anyway? I didn´t see a weapon...

[matthewgroen]

[Speech 105] Hello friend, how about give your best friend the money from the cash register that you needed so much =D

[SprinkledFudge11]

LOL XD

[MelvinThe42]

He is affably evil. Is this a true story?

[GEoRDiiE69]

maybe he s the owner of the shop collecting money -_- .... and they rearranged the story

[pastaguy101]

@GEoRDiiE69 well the clerk is raising her hands

[KillaHaakon]

Hey, you're there to steal money, not hurting people.

And if you get caught by the police in the trial, they definitely can't call it a brutal robbery, can they?

[A55ma57er]

This'd be good if that english faggot would shut the fuck up!

[SirLeeOldman]

Wow ... seriously ...

[TheMatejcek]

how the fuck did he pull that of? with his cell?

[pneagle1]

@TheMatejcek pulp fiction was his inspiration

[rufislefox]

boooring!

[chadwpalm]

It's ok guys.....the cashier was merely putting a down payment down for his plot of land on the moon.

[niemanickurwa]

So that's how Steve Jobs made his fortune.

[Linexxlol]

@niemanickurwa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! xD made my day

[john96797]

if he keeps doing like this.. I will take out a shot gun at blast his head off.

[ImaHuntingFreak]

Thats just cuz hes white



[ammarasyrafzf]

Steve Jobs before iPhone..R.I.P.

[princeeboy1]

I Would want to get robbed by him.

[Stepo2905]

Love how at the end of it they shake hands "Pleasure doing business"

[GamingBoy58]

isnt steve jobs dead ?

[Ac3Ph3wl]

@GamingBoy58 it was recorded 3 years ago.

[Daekoni]

@GamingBoy58 too soon ? :P

[Joetheguido1011]

@GamingBoy58 That was in 2005 genius.

[GamingBoy58]

@Joetheguido1011 its a effin joke

[xSickTradeMarkzx]

@GamingBoy58  upload date funny guy xd

[et3rn4l]

@GamingBoy58 Look at the upload date.

[Mario78718]

@GamingBoy58 And now you know why.

[ThePoorShogun]

@GamingBoy58

look at the date this was uploaded

[GamingBoy58]

@ThePoorShogun fuck you its a joke

[ThePoorShogun]

@GamingBoy58

i know xD

[MyDenis0]

lupen 3

[gwarriorfromhell]

that dude was such a fucking pimp. i would just let him keep the money. i mean if anyone is able to just casually walk in, say "give me all your money" while talking on a cell phone, and then shake hands and thank you for cooperating with the robbery, they very well deserve it

[ironlungdtoker]

@gwarriorfromhell ya that was ptty sweet ( the hand shake made my day ) maybe he walked in and said i have your family tied up in the van outside n im on the phone with my buddy whos gonna rape your wife if you fuck around ... or he just over powerd him with his jedi mind trick

[lifficus]

can u really even consider that a robbery? the mans got no weapons a cellphone in his hands and it looks as though he just asks the clerk for the money not even in a aggresive manner. clerk should get fired for being a pussy lmaooo

[MezaseMaster]

@lifficus You realize if the clerk had refused, the burglar could have easily pulled out a gun and shot her point blank in an instant, right? Unless you're in the military, nobody should have to die for their job, especially over money.

[MezaseMaster]

@lifficus I thought it was a "her" anyway... maybe not. Regardless, point still stands.

[Smartzenegger]

but no kiss??

[0s0e0a0n0100]

he shook her hand. wat a funny cunt

[Metfan2442]

True champ. Even shakes the guys hand. lmao

[gransoporo]

he is steve jobs

[TrinityBloodFan02]

Troper here, and wondering what in the hell happened. That was seriously a robbery?? ...Kinda wish I lived in the UK now.

[blabberblabs1]

@TrinityBloodFan02 that was in pennsylvania read the description dumbass.

[CesarCarranza]

Thank you, come again.

[danutcase66]

Don't you Americans know? All burglars in England are like this. Why...how do they act in America?

[hellokitylv]

@danutcase66 in america the burglar stabs you in the eyes after he jacks you

[detahdomo]

@danutcase66 Pennsylvania, England?

[dagnytheartist]

This video was awesome! By the way, who else came from Tv Tropes?

[dagnytheartist]

Who else came from TV Tropes?

(This video was awesome.)

[carlmcn]

Annoying Commentator and music ..

[atmhso]

It's what Steve Jobs does all day - stand around, and get given money.

[thetiniestbullfrog]

What was he holding him up with? 

[hndro2]

@thetiniestbullfrog Manners

[misterladiesman217]

was tht steve jobs?

[Vivalarassa999]

@misterladiesman217 nothing other than what he does all day at apple

[misterladiesman217]

@Vivalarassa999  used to do anyway

[KidDope1995]

I wouldnt call the cops on him..

[SWCeagles2007]

that guy is not a burglar he is a robber, there is a difference

[manz92]

@SWCeagles2007 yes, but you got it wrong, robber is when you steal something with force or the threat of force, a burglar is one who steals without worse or without his victim knowing, as far as i can tell without actual audio he did not beat him up so its not robbing.

[pinglauwa]

Why does she keep her hands up at 0:33 then?

[MrMark1127]

Its simply the owner of the store there to collect the money -_-...

[convener777]

this would be interesting to prosecute in court.

[tiganfascist]

no gun no knife,what's the deal?

[youwonthavethisuser]

that wasn't being polite that was just taking the piss

[LanChampions]

like a boss

[laksemann]

@LanChampions baws*

[LanChampions]

@laksemann dude, ''like a baws'' updated version of ''like a boss''. Originaly - like a boss.

:D

[laksemann]

@LanChampions Jaja, men "baws" høres artiar ut enn "boss" =)

[LanChampions]

@laksemann Kan si meg enig lol



[ironlungdtoker]

@LanChampions there is no better way to put it , i fuckin love how he shanks his hand .

[doodledo2]

i saw one robber walk into a store twice the first time the cashier was like "seriously? ok" then the second time the robber was like "yo give the money" all calm the cashier just starts giving him money all calm, and is like "you know if you keep comming back here they're gonna catch you eventually, jackass"

[conhopper78]

I would bet 100€ that he is a very well educated man, he loves good wine brands, and he is very talkative. The kind of person you want to be friend with.

[ParadigmShiftr]

@conhopper78 And he throws away this good reputation by being a lowly liquor-store thief. Imagine that.

[iloveredalert3]

@conhopper78

"umm yeah,can you tell me your addres? because i want to visit your house & take back my 100€"

[Achilles3666]

@conhopper78 Don't forget he has an excess of money and treats his friends like royalty.

[RobertRowne1]

@conhopper78 The kind of person u want in UR PRISONCELL :D

[conhopper78]

@RobertRowne1 Youre right! :D

[DamienNeverwinter]

@conhopper78 That sounds like me lol

[thjackywacks]

lol interesting

[DerHorstXXL]

If you need to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite ~ W- Churchill

Guess the sames true for robbery

[tanello2]

nobody died,so it is very good!

[whiteturtled]

i wish Asians were like that.

[Aznbum]

@whiteturtled We just fly our planes into your shop.

[kent101299]

Many here wants to be like that ^^

[55weedman]

i wish black people were like that

[apsutiamat]

wow his not black...

[GMELECTRONICS365]

@apsutiamat wow what a racist joke.

[uncleben50]

who said that robbers cant have class

[alitllebitemo]

Oh yeah do you wanna go out some time? 

[vincentrich]

Where was the guy's weapon?

[Sylvanas17]

the narrator seriously need to stfu

[TheBrutalbryan]

@Sylvanas17 then what's the narrator for?

[PKD49]

All you need 2 do is ask nicely :)

[superfly1842]

the chasier is getting a 50/50 split what the fuck is wrong with everyone

[LeBadman]

If anyone thinks this is real they should get their brain checked.

[beth12011979]

he is the manager,

[controlusplease1]

he shakes hands with him like they just conducted a business transaction. ahahaha

[STGOserpent]

WTF just happened haha

[pcsiva]

errrrr ok what weapon does he have? a phone?

[scottweise18]

@pcsiva GET BACK !!!! I MEANT IT IF YOU TRY AND RUN I'LL AIM MY PHONE AT YOUUUUUU !!! OOOOOOOO I'M GIVING YOU A TUMOR . Lolol jk xD .

[henryb8780]

@pcsiva he could of had a gun, trust me the cashier did the right thing...

[skvakagud]

@henryb8780 so true :) and respect to the robber, for making a bad decision. But atleast trying to minimize the emotional damages on the "victims of the crime" ..

[ALLIED7621]

i wouldnt mind getting robbed if all criminals were like this

[mUNkEeREaPEr]

LOLZ Remindz me of L.A. Noire where your supposed to be good even tho you think it'z bad ^_^

[jammatdol]

He didn't even have a gun out? Ever wonder how many cashiers would just hand the money over if you just said you had a gun in your pocket?

[lasoogneypubes]

@jammatdol You ever see Pulp Fiction. In the beginning the guy robbing the restaurant talks about how a guy robbed a bank by saying he had bombs planted in the bank and all he had to do was call a guy to blow it up. There wasn't a bomb so essentially the man robbed the bank with a phone. I'm sure saying you have a gun would probably work too.

[IWillEatYourInsanity]

The robber was probably like

"I've got a sniper on the cell phone ready to take the shot if you don't hand over the cash."

"Here you are, sir."

"Thanks!" *shakes hand*

[1snakelover]

@IWillEatYourInsanity XD genius 

[oldfart387]

Why the gay announcer?

[GDuff123]

@oldfart387

lol hes not gay, hes just British :)

[oldfart387]

@GDuff123 Thanks for the correction. (but are you sure?)

[skvakagud]

@oldfart387 why does your childish insecuritys about your sexuality. Makes you question another persons sexuality, just because they have a slightly feminin british accent, which is by the way clearly not natural to the speaker, but made for "fun" . ? :) I hear a person talk, you hear somebody wanting to have sex with the same sex as you talk. ;) Now, if thats your first randomly thought about men.. Then you are most likely the one with the "problem" .. (: Good luck figuring out wut u are.. ;)

[oldfart387]

@skvakagud I've already been proven. 4 sons, 3 daughters, 6 grand-kids and 1 great grand-kid (on the way) so, my sexuality is obviously correct. Your type keeps screaming 'homophobe'. Nope, not scared of them, but have plenty of ammunition to keep you pervs away.

[skvakagud]

@oldfart387 Really ? You have kids ? Wauw.. I hope they are smart enough to come with a real oppinion then. Rather than just write something random, they dont like because they cant understand it ? .. And is MY type screaming homophobe ? Im sorry i thought i was the one, trying to spread understanding & respect for peoples way of life.. But ok.. And you have plenty of ammunition to keep what ? homosexual people away ? Yup.. i can see IM the homophobe here.. Lol!.. Your a joke..

[skvakagud]

@oldfart387 and i REALLY hope people around you, are smarter than you are :D The fact that you have kids, says nothing about what could be your current/actual sexuality now does it ? .. But hey, I guess some people just gets stuck at the age of 15 mentaly.. If you ever wonder why the world is fooked, and things havent been imrpoved. its because people still think as little, as you apperently do (: ..

[oldfart387]

@skvakagud While getting my Master's degree the university was doing IQ tests. It was done as the project for a girl getting her Doctorate. I finished 2nd out of 75 with 172. As far as the gay crowd you were in, they sucked (pun intended)

Actually I have no idea if there were any gays in the group. It was back in the day when the country had some morals and they didn't "come-out".

[skvakagud]

@oldfart387 yeah :) but thats obviously the funny thing about trying to meassure "intelligence" in its many forms, while some things might seem logic to you.. You fail to understand something as simple as love, and physicall attraction.. Sad really. :) And moral ? Where did that come from ? You come here with your docter degree, and yet to fail to realize, that homosexual relationships has happened in nature for a looong time. Let me guess, you gonna pull out "god" as your next arguement now?

[oldfart387]

@skvakagud Well, been in a happy marriage for 38 years (the ol lady still the hottest woman I know), great relationship with my kids, homosexuals are a blight on society and as far as religion goes, I pray to my Lord Jesus Christ daily. I wasn't going to bring up religion, but you couldn't help yourself.

The good news for you, you can repent. In fact, I just said a prayer for you, but it isn't my job to point you in the right direction. That's up to you.

Tired of arguing so make your final stab

[skvakagud]

@oldfart387 I see :) Well, im glad you got a good life.. Which only makes it harder for me, why you cant be more evolved and mature. And again.. Understand something as simple as love? Personally the thought is very un-appealing to me. But the feelings of love & attraction towards another been. Is not.. And again, homosexuality is well documented in nature. Which i believe according to the bible, never got the ability to do "bad acts". and therefor it must be the way "god" made them. :)

[skvakagud]

@oldfart387 Im not gonna bash on your religion, though it does explain atleast one question for me.. I will argue with what you believe in though. !

[SmokingCures]

i see NO GUN here. just looks like the shop owner getting his dogh

[Thonohuil]

@SmokingCures Yes, that explains why the cashier is holding his hands up

[SmokingCures]

@Thonohuil Fair enough i didnt notice his hans lol!

[bio2020]

Looks to me like a mafia deal, or extortion, or someone picking up part of their pre-arranged payments.

This is a business deal.

[InvisibleAli]

he should be a role model for other burglars...there is always a peaceful solutuion for evthing..voilence brings no good to the society..hats off to both of the men..esp to the co-operation of the store guy !

[chickenpoper]

This gave me an idea. If I were to ask politely for money from the cashier and did not say anything illegal"this is a robbery" etc. Would it be considered a robbery ? This by i mean like asking a family member or parent for money-just like that. Thumbs up lol for bringing smart thinking to getting money.

[RandomPedestrian63]

@chickenpoper Technically bank tellers have to give you money if you ask for it... If someone goes to a bank and says "Hello there, can I get $50 please?" and they give it to you, your jail time will be a lot less severe because you "were going to pay it back"

[evertonboyy1]

people were saying its her bus she held her hands up at 0:27

[lunovintoys]

Thats her Boss dammit!