The Soap War

[loveablefilms]

I will give you 100 points for honesty

[Assaluthegames]

DON'T DROP UR SOUP OR UR GET A LIL SLIMY

[wody21]

awesome... :D

[RocksInTheToilet]

Gets lost in your ass??? That'd be disturbing to me.

[Imagirlk]

I'm exactly like you, Brandon. I HAAAATE when people leave the soap all gross. i pretty much clean my soap.

[SamuraiPirate88]

Tell us the update on the soap war!!

[TobyToblerone74]

by far your worst video all your other ones are amazing

[daaannnielaa]

"until it gets lost in my ass or something"

[bwsailer]

Brandon, Google "join stack soap" to find a solution that I think will make both you and your dad happy. Your video was the first thing I thought of when I saw the Stack kickstarter project.

[TheTimeTraveler805]

I would read books if Brandon wrote them.

[JackPlatt]

Absolute classic!!!! Brandon's way IS the right way to use soap everybody! LOL!

[maxpowers518]

Ew, what if there's pubes on that?

[hellokittysushi1]

but the soap has friends over there. but it does look gross.

[hellokittysushi1]

ew. gross. 

[no1diamondgeezer]

try soap in a bottle

[hellokittysushi1]

@no1diamondgeezer yeah! try that!

[Seethlaw]

Oh my god I'm laughing so hard, even if I'm french and I don't get all the words, sometimes I just get something so hilarous I can't stand it xD When you laugh it's even more hilarous.... I love you :'D

[MagicAccent]

People are like bars of soap. If maltreated and nonchalantly dispensed with, they just waste away forgotten in a disgusting pool of their own unfulfilled potenial, one that too few returns from undamaged.

But if treated with care they can stick by you a long time and when everything seems like shit, they can make things bright again.

Until they disappear up your ass.

[TheTwentyfists]

@MagicAccent How is this not the top comment?

[MagicAccent]

@TheTwentyfists

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.

[PimpMyForzaSport]

That was the best quote ever: "I dont take showers I take baths, why stand when you can sit?"

[RubberToadstools]

Stop SOPA and PIPA!!!!!

[AyoX96]

Brandon soap lands :D

[azahnd82]

Watch me as I repeat a line from the video and everyone thumbs me up. Man, I'm creative.

[sneakypreacher]

I wanna see a reaction video of your Dad watching THIS video...lol

[asagasaga]

liquid soap... nothing else

[Dedede63]

nice i hate when the soap is all slimy ewww.

[mugiwararules]

oh god... you're evil...

[braywolf169]

Looks like a plate of slimy mussels.

[DoomDodgers]

This is why i liquid soap.

[section31]

use liquid soap and body wash u wouldn't have to deal with it.

[aflyinglemon]

"You disgusting human being heeheeheehaahaa... I love you."

[Bellzee18]

Hahaha nice I can totally relate I have one bar of soap that is neat and my family has three currently in the shower, three different kinds and three different sizes. I use one soap. Olay original and that's it lol

[slipknotssupermaggot]

the top 2 comments ruined the joke for me

[ThePicklefluff]

My dad does the same exact thing! Good thing is, we have separate bathrooms:)

[LaAriesClaire]

children of the soap bahahahahaha

[Teenterror983]

What brand of soap is yours?

[finthallon]

Who the hell uses bars of soap anyway?

It's disgusting.

[WeirdoNetwork]

Your dad's set looks like a pile of pickles.

[jigmesam]

Dude, sell your bar of soap on e-bay. Bet you could get $100 for it. lol

[Corshmell]

thats fuckin' gross lol

[jubjub444]

I use one bar of soap in 3 days, and once my bar of soap gets to a sliver like that i get a new one

[crablord]

Personally, when my soap gets down to that little sliver, I lay the new bar of soap on top of it. What this does is it that, as the wet soap dries (until its next use), it causes the the smaller soap to strongly adhere to the newer, larger soap, thus assimilating and recycling the smaller sliver into a soap "circle of life."

[samscontact]

@crablord Resistance is futile.

[george77772moons]

@crablord Same.

[beowolf106105]

Evil laugh 3:21

XD

[Barrymit]

Well, your dad knows where to find the soap now.

[NIJoe6]

@Barrymit At least his dad uses soap Baz, mine doesn't know what soap is lol

[Eva225209]

liquid soap ftw

[LargeClassicPoop]

*sings* FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS MAAAATTERRRR!!

[cronikproductions]

I seriously had one lost in my ass. Involuntarily of course.

[bewhite08]

1:33 the fuck was that?

[tnekkc]

This is a stupid video, but I can't stop thinking about it.

I shared a bathroom with my brother for 2 weeks in November, and I got irritated over tiny details.

[TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy]

He should fwump them all in to one bit clump of soap

[acsdx]

unrelated, but your role in Bucky Larson was my favorite part of that fucking movie.

your scene when he was learning how to jerk off was the best part of that entire thing. the rest of it was kind of shitty, but your part was amazing.

[Habegger23]

It was difficult to watch this because I feel the same way you do, its just so gross....-shivers-

[Lisilottlottikopp]

Haha! Why don't you get liquid hand soap instead!?

[arodin]

Dunno if anyone else posted this, but here's a soap tip for your old man (who obviously really needs it): When your soap gets down to a sliver, take out a new bar of soap and start using it. After your bath, take your old soap sliver and press it against the new bar of soap, then leave it overnight with the new bar on top of the old sliver. The next day they will be fuzed together in holy soap matrimony, and after another day or two you can't even see where the old sliver was.

[HungryTacoBoy]

Wow...

Brandon, how can you make a video in your bathroom about old soap and still entertain me better than the majority of YouTube? I really enjoy your videos. :)

[Jguy365]

You see, the reason that I have to use my parents shower is because, when I was in third grade,my dad discovered that the shower was leaking. He said that he was going to remove a portion of the shower wall to fix the leak, but he ended up demolishing the entire shower and remodeling the rest of the bathroom. I waited about 3 or 4 years to have a working sink and toilet. Now I am in 10th grade and the shower is still incomplete.

[weirdalison]

@Jguy365 wow. same thing basically happened to me. my mom discovered a tile that jiggled a little bit, and ripped half the tiles off and said "oh, well i guess your shower is ruined" and it didn't get fixed for several years, just shortly before i moved out of her house. so i didn't even get to really enjoy the new tile in the shower.

[Jguy365]

"Why stand when you can sit?" Words of wisdom right there.

My dad's soap holder is older than me for God's sake... The thing is pale with layers of the remains of the soap bars of the past, and the holder is cracked. It is a little pan with holes in it that collects water in the bottom of it, and I have to remove it from the shower when I go in to use it because he showers in the morning, and I shower at night. Oh how I hate handling that thing! Once it fell off and I had to pick it up... gross!

[MovieandMidnight]

LOL, this was actually kinda interesting

[Peyoutreaux]

We want a part 2!!



[acedce1]

Great now your dad can find out where it is

[kuuzo]

So... Which movie is this a re-enactment of? The main character is way OCD.

[aspinall2k8]

Your bar of soap looks fucking delicious.

[8beatful]

Buy liquid soap :3

[xtdremzny]

you might hide it but what if your dad watches this?

[fockya]

LOL so hilarious!!

[cassandra5322]

How do you use soap in a bath?

[NillumNaes]

@cassandra5322 is that a real question?

[cassandra5322]

@NillumNaes

Sorry it wasn't meant to be a rude question, it just seems weird that if you use soap in a bath you'd be soaking in your own soiled suds. Just wondering is there was a special way Artie uses his soap in the bath.

[econshift]

You are correct that your dad has soap issues. Hiding your soap seemed to be your only option for soap justice.

[vilin8r]

I do the same thing. Then again, it is just me here. LOL

[MoldytoasterMedia]

Aren't you the guy from Bucky Larson?

[spfccsmft]

@MoldytoasterMedia He's the guy from this YouTube channel, and he happens to get bit roles in shitty movies.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

@spfccsmft Bucky Larson was awesome.

[spfccsmft]

@MoldytoasterMedia I haven't seen it, so I won't argue with that. I usually find Swarston annoying, and I saw that the movie had terrible reviews, so I assumed it was garbage. Sometimes that kinda stuff can surprise me and be pretty funny, though. I might watch it.

[destructovision]

20 people lost soap in their ass



[destructovision]

I bet I know where that remote went now....

[seisendsix]

hahaha

[MrDeverill]

I like this video, I haven't used soap in years, just use showergel

[UNDEFEA73D]

funny shit i lmfao

[NoodleGhost]

lol'd hard all through that, bravo to your dad!

I hope there is another video ..

[abadplanner1]

Get a soap dish with a drainage hole. WTF.

[XXaPlankOfWoodXX]

"I continue to use it until it disappears.... or it just gets lost in my ass or something"

[charcharyin]

@XXaPlankOfWoodXX AHAAHAHAHA I KNOW! THAT PART! Killed me!

[TheMaccdog]

This is strangely hilarious....and familiar.

[Geo23atYT]

Maybe you've got some kind of a problem there!

Why don't you introduce the "shower gel" to your dad?

[ReggieChannel]

"I use it until its gone or until it gets lost in my ass or something" XD

[Stekos101]

So he loses bars of soap in his ass.. Is that why he can blow bubbles really well?

[ralphus44]

Not a good idea. What if he watches this video?  You'll need to find a new hiding place!

[nicpro85]

looks like you're having other real problem...

[javieracing]

but you put the soap up there, and i bet that place is even dirtier!!

[Everstars88]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA '' until it gets lost in my ass''

[jazu40]

typical, i.e. my wife always squeezes tooth paste from the top

[stargirlsg11]

Wow...you actually hid soap..

[thepbcd]

I wonder what the rest of your family thought when seeing this video haha. :)

[embrezar]

I agree that the soap dish was horrible, but that last comment was a bit out line... "you disgusting human being." That's a bit harsh for someone you claim to care about and admire. His soap dish is gross, but that doesn't make him a disgusting person.

[bjknngbhh]

Havent I seen this guy in a movie once? WAS HE IN AMERICAN PIE? :D OMG I THINK HE WAS. wasnt he? lol American Pie the book of love xD as the fat guy that loves the cheerleader, right?:D

[PAULGODVIN]

BRANDON...try doing a REENACTMENT of 'It's a Wonderful Life'...learn about HUMILITY...Being Appreciative of others...The people who preceded your existence might have sacrificed their own dreams, so you can fulfill your own...Think about it ?! Paul in Tampa

[sallicio]

@PAULGODVIN He's just giving his dad shit....calm down

[PAULGODVIN]

Brandon...Love your videos...but...Your dad bought the soap...you live in his house...you are a grown man... Get your 'OWN' house...then you can bitch all you want...grrrrrr...

Paul in Tampa

[sisk22]

Who knew a video about soap could be so hilarious?

[mrbadx19]

ummm, i love your vids, but the soaps you display are anti-microbial and kill 99.96% of everything they contact. it sucks that your dad swipes your soap now and then. you have to move out, my brother used to drink my last beer when i lived at "home". i've been on my own 27 years, got my own soaps and beers. happy new year bro, best of luck, love your videos!!!

[mrbadx19]

@mrbadx19 just gave me a great new idea for a shirt/t-shirt... "fear me!, the 0.04%"

[ubermario64]

you look like the police guy from heroes

[NATERTATER38]

thats how my dad is it annoys hell out of mee

[rawrberrys]

Get the soap spaz one of these

Google the-best-dish-for-solid-soap-s­oap-flakes from cutedecision dot c o m

[MisterMoccasin]

Keep me posted on this situation.

[rohanslick]

so you put you soap at the top where it can catch dust?

[IBlackBaby]

Amazing Amazing Amazing !!!!!!!!!

[madeofhatred]

neat video..

don't know how you managed to stretch it out for 3 and a half mins...

seems like 45 secs tops...

[SpookyDeeCat]

I have NO idea how to look at this. Should I laugh at the "I should Kill my gross dad" Giggle at the end? or...what?

[iTzCoRnPoPs]

try and keep it clean? ITS FUCKING SOAP IT ALWAYS CLEAN

[cybersteel8]

You're a funny, funny man. The ability to take such a simple aspect of life and turn it into a 3minute-33second video of comedy is truly amazing :)

[MrVegas498]

Children of the soap lmao

[tang347]

now he knows where u hide urs at :O

[BigDaddyBongos]

OMG that's disgusting ugh.

[Galistia]

Irish Spring soap for the win! :D

[joshcryer]

damnit, 666 likes, and I don't feel like 'liking' :P

[snmurphy95]

hahah a lost in your ass

[IndieKidFilms]

your dad is michael buckley?

[HurriShane00]

A video about soap, but it's still gonna get a huge amount of views, because we love Brandon...Such a valid point too. I'm with you 100%. I have a few roommates and all my Bathroom stuff (Shampoo, Toothbrush/paste, Soap, Towels, all leave the bathroom with me. I'm pretty anal when it comes to that sort of thing...

[WillKills7]

"the children of the soap" ...... classic.

[MrAlekz]

sometimes im so tired in the morning i sit in the shower

[MandyRose]

This was amazing. Love it!



[TislamTheGreat]

Such a funny line "Till it get lost in my a.."!

[charliemctruth]

This is like my Billy Connolly moment, when I stopped laughing, and ...just stopped ..laughing ?

Sorry Brandon.You are a natural comic, I still regard your Goodfellas re-enactment with Stephen Hawking a masterpiece.

But i'm a drunk so who the fuck cares ?

[darxrogue]

@charliemctruth I do care man. I do care.... Peace.

[SkullmonkeyCZ]

@charliemctruth Drunk people do NOT post comments on YouTube videos.

[chocolatedevil169]

Why have I scrolled through 5 pages of people's soap comments, and am finding them so interesting I want to read more? Gah.

[MHolden1989]

Well hiding it then filming where you hid it and then posting it on here wasnt the best thing to do... now anyone can steal your soap!

[noose357]

The creepiest part? His dad died 4 years ago......

[Maiia]

When we get married I will get us some liquid soap, and even one for your dad!

[stoki13]

wow people are still using bars of soap

[alexm3892]

good idea hiding the soap, shame your dad will find it when he watches this video

[tattooyu]

Pet peeve: soap slime. Almost saw my lunch again! But I still love ya.

[lilleaske]

mambo

[Likethelegos]

"Why stand when you can sit?" - Words to live by

[Niek67]

Hahah awesome, amazing to see that you are uploading once in a while again!

[triedandwired]

You're adorable

[kokokyoushi]

Hey, quitcherbitchen. Bet you aren't paying rent! ; )

[Telaniel]

Now let's just hope he doesn't check on youtube to find out where you've been hiding it XD

[MrJeffrey2012]

Why are your soap and your dad's soap in the same bathroom? Do you still live at home Brandon?

[MonkeyBombSquad]

@MrJeffrey2012 Been living at home for the past 5 months. It's like the third sentence he says. Pay attention.

[JohnnySack187]

Baths? Nothing like bathing in your own filth. Bath to relax then shower to get clean :-)

[nostalgic90skid]

Hehehehe. xD

Yeah, for his birthday, if I were you; I'd buy your dad liquid soap indeed.

[tehBLAX]

Who the fuck uses soap! Its so dry and just makes your skin feel like shit

[jeffwads]

Actually, hair in the drain is the grossest bathroom offense.

[IBlackBaby]

disgusting human been wtf ?

but u love ur dad after say that ha ?

[jjjester123321]

...ppl still use bar soap?

[0000door]

i think that it is better for you to get out and do some exersesize than do asoap war

[TheNarutoLover1000]

I loved the evil laugh in the end

[Feilanna]

Irish Spring? :D

[bucketfan4life]

OMG EW!!! That's gross!... I wouldn't use that if it was the last soap on the planet earth.

[TheeImmortalPhoenix]

OMG :D

Easily one of your greatest vids yet.

BUT HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU NOT PUT ON THE CAP OF THE TOOTHPASTE!!

[BTNHworld]

1:47 this should be on the list of the best one liners

[alexplorer]

Great... as always. But I didn't recognize what film this was a reenactment from?

[gregorysharp]

Soap soup... Soap seems to be an on going theme Brandon. "I've Discovered Something Violently Disgusting!!!" soap soup. I'm just happy to see you Brandon.

[StoryTroy]

Biggest laugh I've had all day, Brandon. You're still one of the funniest people to ever come outta this here YouTube thing.

[718Digital]

"until it gets lost in my ass" hahahaha

[CirqueDuCloud]

Hahahahaha! That was hilarious. I particularly loved the "you disgusting human being." Great stuff!

[Marlowann]

Awesome. I wanna see his rebuttal!

[clarissa61190]

It reminds me of Lisa Simpson's world she made from a tooth and some soda. Be careful, there may be tiny Lutherans living there!

[qtbeauty95]

Lollll I hate it when ppl brush their teeth in tge shower (which is sooo gross) and always leave tge toothpaste in the shower!! Then when I wana brush my teeth I have to use the wet warm n messy toothpaste!!!

[AlitRama]

Until it gets lost in your ass! LMAO. Oh man.

[AlitRama]

Brandon, make a video where you try to speak German again.

[EpochInvictus]

Showing us your effing school album photo and saying it's your dad, yeah okay.

[Nofxthepirate]

@EpochInvictus Yeah because you can totally tell that the person in the photo couldn't possibly be over the age of 25....I sincerely hope you weren't being serious when you made your comment.

[RassTheKing]

@EpochInvictus Are you blind? You should probably get your eyes checked. The guy in the photo is CLEARLY far older than Brendan is right now, let alone than what he was when he was in high school.

[loic01222]

Maybe he looked this video ?