Boston Center For Retards

[Xcorgi]

Retaaaaaaads! Just fuck'n hilarious!

[woshy0]

GREAT...MORE! CAN I SIGN UP??? HEHEHEHE

[scotfreak]

its bwahston

[hellacrunk1]

jesus tapdancing christ, we don't say "bahston"! where did that come from? heard some actress say that shit on tv the other day and it drove me bananas. and she was playing a cop and made a comment about putting someone "behing bahhhs". if you're gonna do it, do it right for fuck sake! you guys should all check out the "jack chop" video here on youtube...that dude has it down perfect, in fact, he must be a local, shit is authentic! funny vid too!

[Mooseguy15]

Im laughing at boston's "retahded" accent fucking gayasse's learn proper english

[dancersep38]

@Mooseguy15 First, the phrase "gay ass" is two words, not one. Second, there is no "e" at the end of the word "ass" third, if you use an apostrophe, it implies possession, as in, the "gayasse's bike", not, a group of "gayasses". Additionally, if you were to be showing that the "gayass" possessed something, it would be, gayass' since words ending in "s" show possession with an apostrophe after the "s", since the word "ass", as aforementioned, does not end in "e". Learn proper English, gay ass.

[job4cowboy94]

Slow, slower, and wicked retahded

funny as hell man

[fredex426]

on one hand, I really laugh hahd when Bawston people say retahded. On the other hand, I don't think I'd be laughing if my kid were actually retarded. This is kind of a cheap shot. But I'm getting used to Mass-hole humor. A few more years and I'll be as retahded as the rest of them.

[BeccaHennessy]

@lolitchen me too. i dont know what everyone's fuckin spazzing about. and all theee barneys are pissing me off

[BeccaHennessy]

semir313 you need to watch Good Will Hunting ya fuckin barney

[beepbopdoodoo]

"Drug Companys" Hahaha. You can take the piss out of 'retards', yet you can't spell? FAIL.

[IamDarkStar2012]

Eggs...eggs... What are eggs!?

[TechGuyWeb]

come on you freaks getting all political. Get a sense of humor.

And I agree Ive never heard anyone say Bahston

[TheChaplinLover]

I actually liked the "complete and total . . . " I heard people saying this from time to time in Boston when describing things. Where else on this planet would anyone describe something as "complete and total" than Boston! lol!

[yurismir1]

@TheChaplinLover Ummm, lots of places. There are other places in the universe besides Boston ya know?

[JeanneRousseau]

@yurismir1 - No, you're wrong.

[celariomfoam]

boston - proof that evolution is for people that dont want to sound retarded

[800Ortolans]

Freakin accent is retahded.Pronounce your R's.You retard.

[Semir313]

SLOWA!! lol....Man I dated a chick from mass...Shitt sounds stupid makes people from philly and NY look like scholars lol

[slurpeeday]

haha wicked retahded ha

gahd i miss new englahnd, boston has the best accent in the US. thats right suck it new york

[radicalgarbage02]

LMAOOOOOOO

SUCK IT DOWN 'TARDS!!!

[Lolitchen]

Also I am from Boston and I approve of the accent portrayed in this video

[canderson505]

@Lolitchen You think he said BAHSTIN right? That was wrong. It sounds like a New Yorker doing the accent...

[TheChaplinLover]

@Lolitchen

Really wished they could have thrown in a "pissa" or two, but "wicked" helps represent.

[Lolitchen]

lolling forever

[awefhiwefiuwafiuhai]

Man, it looks like there are a lot of people in the comment section who could stand to visit the Boston Center for Retards a few times. You guys don't seem to get the joke. Maybe it's easier for non-Bostonians (like me) to get it. I got it immediately. Let me explain: this entire fake commercial is just an excuse to say the word "retard" in a Boston accent. Because being called a retard sounds especially funny in a Boston accent (to outsiders at least). You get it now?

[awefhiwefiuwafiuhai]

...So they weren't actually trying to make fun of retarded people; they just wanted to make a fake commercial where they could say "retard" and "retarded" a bunch of times in a Boston accent.

[ivanxcrunner0022]

also, they threw Wicked. i hope many people caught that. i personally say wicked a lot and people notice it immediately.

[darthfuggles]

if you're an irish douche bag stop"trying"to contribute to boston society, people from ireland find you an embaressment and locals find your satin coats and shamrocks fucking stupid,keep up tha chaahm for the tourist's and go fuck your self

[onlywhenprovoked]

funny idea.. fairly decent fake accent.

[tartra]

I fucking love this accent. I love it.

[MakingTimeInBoston]

The fella sounds like he's from the South Shore the way he says "Bahst'n" as opposed to "B(w)ost'n". Yeah, pretty offensive stuff. I suppose if you're thin-skinned enough to be offended by it, you should probably search "Pickle Surprise" and enjoy that.

[Mozartrules]

You guys are very offensive, and this video is completely disgusting. To make fun of human beings with mental retardation is not only sick, it's deeply distubring. how can you find the pain of someone's misfortuen funny?

[supaproman2]

You clearly don't understand the humor. Maybe you should visit The Boston Center for Retards, maybe they can help you.

[PremiumBootleg]

@Mozartrules everyone in boston uses the word retard, if your from new england u hear it all the time

[Portugee764]

macy, seriously? I'm from Boston too. and being dyslexic am considered in the commonwealth to have a mental disability on that note, who gives a shit. its funny so just relax there just making fun of how we say the word

[macychick]

As a Massachusetts native, I am offended by this video; not because of the accents. I can laugh at people making fun of our Boston accents, that can be funny.

However, Massachusetts has always been and continues to be a leader and a pioneer in securing and protecting the rights of people with special needs. To see you mock such people by faking our accents is disgusting.

[suckonmyasianballs]

i wish they'd really lock up all the retards

[marcopervo]

People from Boston sound similiar to deaf people when they attempt to spit out a couple words.

[TheKillshots]

You're a fuckin' clown dude.

[jtmjtm2001]

I guess some people are born better than others and feel proud of them self's...

[odog74]

lol. xD 1800-YOU-TAHD that made me crack up...

[TheDeathMonkeighs]

Slow, Slower, and Wicked Retahded

Bwahahahaha, fuckin love it. :)

[chessdawgz]

I'm glad I had ADHD during my childhood so I didn't become a "man of faith"...

lol, "retahd"

[sirdouglas46]

I've been mentally retarded for 32 years and I'm proud of it. Anybody walkin' around all perfect is da one's that need their head examined. I guess there's only so many spots as news anchors, politicians and reality contestants so its a real tip of the hat to the commonwealth that Boston is makin' a place for tawds like me. I gotta go wife swap is on.

[BillyShears1978]

Why do people think we say "Bahston"? I've been living in MA my whole life and have never heard anyone say that. If the name of the city was Barston, then definitely. It's Bawstin, not difficult. And "dahllas", "bahttle"? Trying too hard, it's a much more lackadaisical way of speaking.

[Nattybread]

funny thing is, the guy in the video is actually from boston. i have no idea where the retarded kids are from tho.

[BillyShears1978]

If he is, then he should be ashamed of himself. For it is he who the biggest taahd of them all.

[xrsx11]

im from RI and we got the same accents, the only people that actually do talk like tht is people from NY. in new england most people just dont pronounce the ER at the ends of words, like bigger, most would say bigga

[BillyShears1978]

I know how we speak, thank you very much. What most people don't realize is that the 'er' reappears if the word that it was dropped from is followed by a word that begins with a vowel, only at the beginning of the second word. Ex: Car accident - Cah raccident.

[macthecomedian]

thank you. im from southern california, but am very much in to language and accents. i try to explain this to peple who have no idea rand they never seem to get that you add an R if the next word begins with a vowel.

se what i did there with 'idea and' clever, eh.

[caliguy92]

So when a white New Yorker is talking to a black man, he doesn't say "nigger", he says "nigga"? Ok, now I get it! Thanks! :D

[canderson505]

@BillyShears1978

I never understood that either. They think we're all midwesterners. I've even been told that bostonians were reserved.... HA! :) Yeah RIGHT!

[BillyShears1978]

@canderson505 Maybe if they're referring to the John Winthrop-era of Bostonians...

[TheChaplinLover]

@canderson505

Proper Bostonians are reserved.

[yurismir1]

@BillyShears1978 Yeah, it's really more like "dawlas" and "bawttle". Everyone screws that up though.

[DrazharX]

@yurismir1 "dawlas?" me thinks you know not of what you speak.

[ericsterwerf]

@BillyShears1978 *haard

[kiltchasinggirl]

@BillyShears1978

I've wondered that too--we'd only say "Bahston" if it was spelled "Barston". We drop the "R" (that's pronounced "Ahr" or "Ah"), we don't change "aw" to "ah".

So yeah, it's Bawstin.

Only wicked retahds think we say Bahstan.

Now, for advanced students--how do you think "Worcester" is pronounced? :)

[BillyShears1978]

@kiltchasinggirl Why stop there? What about Gloucester, Ayer, Haverhill, Dedham, Upham, or Cotuit? Bonus points to those that know what 'Massachusetts" means without having to reference their favorite search engine. Let's get serious...

[moozicforLIFE]

i get why people are offended, but its just a joke, they dont mean it literallly

[macthecomedian]

"mehlahkey" lmao.

"wicked retahded", double lmao

[katlottojm]

wow, everyone shut up. They're not making fun of the mentally disabled.

They'd not making fun of autistic people, no.

They're making fun of us average retards.

The people who have nothing wrong with their brain.

They're just stupid.

Get a sense of humor.

Don't like it? Don't watch it.

[TheChaplinLover]

@katlottojm -- You're correct. This vid mocks the wicked strong Boston accent.

[Tsuanuta]

I thought this video was funny. Then I read the comments and I thought 'WTF is everyone's problem?'

I think a lot of people are just used to living in a society where they're told it's _bad_ not to accept people with disabilities like mental disorders. Even though if this were a few hundred years ago they'd have died. The fact is that it's in human nature (and most other animals) not to accept one of their own species if there's something obviously wrong with them.

Most of America are retards.

[ArikaCullen]

lol, 1-800-You-Tahd :)

[romo230]

I'm from boston and his accent sounded a little fake to me.

[ArikaCullen]

Thats cause he's from L.A.

[brerbunny7]

I'm autistic,and also emotionally disabled. But I consider myself to be "normal" when compared to nutjobs. I'm going to this center to work on my social skills,and there's a bunch of retards. These people make me laugh. So stupid.

[ccrnw]

ummm... >.>

[youbetterknowmyname]

guys, this really isn't very nice. it's rude to make fun of people who have problems that they can't help. i'm with swimlakeside on this one

[connordarcy123]

if you dont like that they make fun of them dont watch the video in the first place

[TheChaplinLover]

@connordarcy123 - This video was made with the purpose of being humorous. Deal with it.

[serendipity51208]

i feel like these movies are specifically made to make me laugh...

[sellzman]

You don't have a future in comedy.

[tehleteness]

Wow...It doesn't matter if any of your other videos are funny, this was just an idiotic video.

[captain243]

This "comedy" (or whatelse have you) is not only dry, but its discriminizing as well. Your taking one kind of people and stereotyping them as all "dumbasses," where as in reality, THEY CAN'T HELP IT! GROW THE FUCK UP! - John, MN.

[PatronusSecretum]

In our free and well-balanced society, we should be able to laugh about ANY group of the society (mentally retarded, homeless, gays, blacks, whites, etc).

It when YOU find it offensive to laugh about a certain kind of people that YOU think that they're different and that we should not threat them the same way we do for others (not to make jokes, not to laugh in their presence) and I think that THAT is discrimination.

[clorbest]

@PatronusSecretum I completely agree.

[meggatonman]

this one's not so good!

[algranger]

this movie is retarded.. jackass.

[SammytheStampede]

I have to dissagree with this film, I think it's an insult to the retarded folks that I've worked with. I mean all seriousness aside, those were the WORST Boston accents I've ever heard, you either get it or you never will so stop trying.

[skidawg477]

i agree with you. i love the retarded

[evergreen1s]

I get it.

Doesn't mean it's funny.

[edwinstar100]

It is really quite appaulling that you would make fun of a group or a person that faces "serious life challenges" does this make it an easier for them. You are normalizing abuse. STOP IT!

[MDBPMcGee]

"appaulling?" I see the frustration with the video. :(

[ladyopinx]

Yeah, not liking this one so much.

I worked with handicapped kids for 14 years and now have an 8 yr old autistic boy of my own and "retard" is a word that No One wants to hear any more.

It should be put away with the "N" word---far away.

Some of your other stuff is really funny--there are a lot more things to make fun of than our most vulnerable citizens.

*Bright Blessings*

Linda

[macychick]

agreed!

[mw214]

the downside of freedom of speech

[louliver]

I accidentally clicked on this video, and I am absolutely appalled. How can you look at this and think it is funny? That is completely immature, and I'm sure none of the people that made this video have actually met a mentally handicapped individual.

[vonhollen39]

i think you need to go to Boston Center For Retards.

[swimlakeside13]

actually, i think you do. my sister actually happens to be disabled and i think it's sick that people like you find it funny to make fun of her.

[vonhollen39]

and yet still, im laughing

[pufflepoop]

I can understand how people are offended, but it was pretty funny.

[youbetterknowmyname]

i think you should jump off a cliff and do us all a favor, vonhollen39

[vonhollen39]

um....how should i put this......No.

[youbetterknowmyname]

wow, you told me

[TheChaplinLover]

@vonhollen39

Boston Centa for Retahds.

[labelxmedia]

wow... speechless

[DisconectMe42]

ppl reely suffer frm being retards... i agree w smellyjames STOP POSTING THIS SHIT!

its reely offensive.

[GrandGuignologist]

are there only 300,000 democrats. as much noise as they make i thought there were more.

[jusovec]

people who made this vid are retarded

[MacPhistochan]

I think you really need to be from MA to get this- it's like a spoof on Bernie & Phil.

It's fucking hilarious XDD

[tahirphysio]

Why this center when we already have the Oval Office.

[MTBfreak612]

HAHAHAHA

[smellyjames]

You fucking pieces of shit stop posting this junk

[tahirphysio]

Yeah, people who can't spell simple words like spelling 'companies' as 'companys'. I hope you included yourselves in those 300,000 or perhaps you are not American.

[smellyjames]

you got to be joking! you have to be retarded to think thats funny...

[RobbieTyler1]

Only 300,000 retards in America???

Think you missed a couple of noughts off there!

[tahirphysio]

They included only the 'complete and total' ones. Gave the 'benefit of doubt' to many others :D

[NeoNEcromancer666]

hah slow children

[kneez73]

do these guys ever make anything funny?? if so which vid, i haventn found any. watched 4 different vids , all stupid.

[BassMapache]

THAT "SLOW CHILDREN" SIGN KILLED ME XD

[romo230]

Hell ye Boston.

[lastsaneman19]

Even retards can make a profitable and successful way in the world, look at george W bush

[Long23]

Fuck. Your mums must be so proud.

Of their other kids.

[daisystrangelove]

Retarded, Homeless, it's not funny and you suck

[pacificasingers1]

haha good idea!! they should make a show about retarded homeless people!!! thanks friend!!

[slyhawkdude24]

tee-hee!

[eleanorroosevelt1]

300 thousand Americans are retards? That is way off. The number is closer to 300 million.

[TORLBC]

The Boston accent keeps me smiling all day...

[AskBlackie]

So Wrong and So Funny As Hell!

[qwertyXYZ23456]

The 4th level of Retard is called George W. Bush.

[indiantaco32]

i couldnt say it better

[DrBubbaa]

word

[melianatara]

LoL No one says retahd like someone with a new england accent! ~sniff~ I miss it so!

[hammerofharpel]

I love the counting of money. All 20's and yet we get '70,80..' funny!

[AjMoLAbErG]

Haha I didn't notice that! So funny! ^^

[slyhawkdude24]

lol i noticed=P

[NicNasty1981]

lol the bostonian accent makes this all the more funnier

[SuddenlyStandup]

too funny!

[runeiassance]

lol 1-800-you-tahd

[NMNHTV13]

Could we please send Deval there???? Menino too!!

[monkeyboxcomedy]

Hmmm... you're from New Hampshire! We smell a border war!

[NMNHTV13]

I'm from Mass I only work in NH.

[DiggyZazz]

This is so tahded.

[monkeyboxcomedy]

wicked tahded

[DiggyZazz]

But wicked awesome, too.

[SecondSample]

With a "d" people! If you spell it with 2 t's then you should probably commit yourself to the BCFCATR!

[UWSBeatsUrHood]

I think I know these tahds.

[Nattybread]

I definitely know those tahds!

:p

[buopesado]

tahds..

[zenishu]

awesome!! fuckin brilliant!!

[monkeyboxcomedy]

Thanks! We try to be as fuckin brilliant as we fuckin can. - John T. Monkey

[whore4video]

dude. this was good.

[AndieMacDowellSux]

Nuthin mean about this. People are tards. Cool vid.

[WhtTheHelsaGigawatt]

I leave my homework in the freezer all the time. Maybe I should call the Tahd hotline. F*kin funny.

[optimists]

Retards are hot. Nice job

[GerryFromToledo]

Awesome!

[darkshinesck]

you'll be glad you did :)

[invisi3ill]

Bravo!

There really are a lot of retards out there.

And when I say that, I mean no disrespect to the developmentally disabled. I would never insult them. Especially by comparing them to retards.

[jaycklicious]

lmao! you had me at the part where she tried to sweep up with the handle

[KidKane]

Where was that wicked fucking retard Brandon?

[Nattybread]

People need to frikkin relax about this. It's NOT making fun of people who are mentally disabled! It's making fun of all the idiots out there who act like retards.

[richardperkinstv]

eh, funny, but mean towards mentally challenged kids. One of my friends has mental problems, so I take slight offense to this.

[taylorluvsu646]

funny...but mean

[bluewhiteandred]

Drug companys?? Companies. You guys are the real retards. Lol. ;D Jk. Love ya Monkeybox!!! I've illegally downloaded every single one of your videos and watch em every night. (Downloading this one as I type.) Good vid!

[kingrune111]

LMFAO

[sidkaraoke]

Never knew how serious this could be.Better get checked out.thanks.

[MigrisLedger]

AHAHAHAA "ur child might be one of the other 300000 americans that is retarded"

[theluscioussound]

"Wicked Retaaded" OMFG that made me laugh my ass off. Mostly cause I have a bunch of Boston friends. :)

[lovelyfairy27]

uh oh i hope MY mom doesn't see this XD I'll see ya there!

[icemattfav]

this makes me feel sad for the kids your making fun of....for me not so funny. sorry

[Nattybread]

It's calling Americans complete and total retards. Probably because we voted for Bush not once, but TWICE! That counts.

[TragedyAnne]

Well we didn't really vote for Bush. They just put him in office anyway.

[Nattybread]

Ummm...... what land do you live in? At least half the retards in this country voted his lame ass in.

[TragedyAnne]

A land where people pay attention. Everyone should know by now that the last election was a farce.

[Nattybread]

A farce yes, but if the election wasn't so close they would've never got away with it. I stand by my original statement.

[blkstarrs]

nah... his brother just helped a whole lot...lol

[burnmaker01]

hahaha perfect response

[strisa]

This video made me so angry I composed an irate comment to post on the internet.

[jo05dk]

Where do you sign up for that?*lol*

[djomdog]

The looking into the freezer for their homework sold me that and the kid on the tolit who was totally unware of the guy talking about him.

[osuacer]

lol that boston/new england accent made the vid........

[NicNasty1981]

lol 5 stars

[IsJustDanny]

Not nice to call them retards you dillhole

[ComputerGeek3310]

I thought there where more then 300.000 Americans.............

Im Offended!!!....but then again....I am a complete and total retard