Wow! Love the Steve Buscemi as the guidence councillor, also how eerily familiar it was as essentially thats all the career counsellors at my school used to do. Just plug in the career carousel and see what popped up (although in my case the options did seem to be a bit more limited I was never given 'fungus' as a career option, though I was offered options that bought a phrase connected to human faecel matter to mind). What a non job! Funny how a non job gets to determine real jobs!
@newbeachinvasion I hear ya beach! If he was my counselor I would've become an anti-tipper in public restaraunts, and possibly a great bowler too lol!
Me: "It doesn't. The whole point of this course is to teach you how to do algebra; the word problems are just aids, and not very good ones at that. Whether or not you relate it to your life is up to you. I hope you're able to, because that will mean you have something of an interesting career."
Ms.Brackett: It's them, don't answer. They keep calling and saying I'm a blowhole. I know it's defined as a muscular flat on a sea mammal, but it scares me.
It's funny cause all the questions Ellen asks are math questions. Fix the ozone layer? Icecaps melting? Malls going up? Volume, rate of change, and surface area ratios. :p
Questioning authority isn't popular in the workplace? Steve, do you live in America? That's our calling.
loadedjogger 2 hours ago
nice bolo tie gordon gano :)
clutter177 3 weeks ago
I tried this Y? thing once. Didnt work. They just threatened to fail me
toasted84 5 months ago
Wow! Love the Steve Buscemi as the guidence councillor, also how eerily familiar it was as essentially thats all the career counsellors at my school used to do. Just plug in the career carousel and see what popped up (although in my case the options did seem to be a bit more limited I was never given 'fungus' as a career option, though I was offered options that bought a phrase connected to human faecel matter to mind). What a non job! Funny how a non job gets to determine real jobs!
BelatedCommiseration 5 months ago
Ellen is a Matheist.
translucentorb 7 months ago
haha what the fuck, Janean Garafalo and Steve Buscemi?!
Kieran84ire 7 months ago 2
if steve buscemi was my guidance counselor i probably would have done a lot more with my life
newbeachinvasion 8 months ago 10
@newbeachinvasion I hear ya beach! If he was my counselor I would've become an anti-tipper in public restaraunts, and possibly a great bowler too lol!
TheGonzoArt 2 months ago
omg, i see a small boom mic sticking out @ 1:36 literally under the-n channel logo
squall600 8 months ago
i want to create my own W.A.R.T. radio station
squall600 8 months ago
wow Janean Garafalo epic
Ablethe7 10 months ago
I don't recall ever realizing that Toby Huss (Artie) played the chef in this episode.
rayalvarado2010 11 months ago
Ellen: "Why does this matter, Mr. hell5309?"
Me: "It doesn't. The whole point of this course is to teach you how to do algebra; the word problems are just aids, and not very good ones at that. Whether or not you relate it to your life is up to you. I hope you're able to, because that will mean you have something of an interesting career."
hell5309 1 year ago
When Gordon Gano came on, I totally thought he would start singing "Add It Up".
C'mon, he was playing a math teacher. That joke nearly wrote itself.
SpyGuyPers 1 year ago 3
shrek????
chattychar 1 year ago
Violent Femmes!!!!
hellofaname 1 year ago
@hellofaname I wish Gordon Gano's part was longer or that he had come back to sing the X song!!! Violent Femmes rock!
KeepMusicking 1 year ago
that dude that plays the substitute is from violent femmes
phishman706 1 year ago
Home Economics teacher = TOBY HUSS :D
travelsonic 1 year ago
[Phone rings in the teacher's lounge]
Ms.Brackett: It's them, don't answer. They keep calling and saying I'm a blowhole. I know it's defined as a muscular flat on a sea mammal, but it scares me.
ladyfire44 1 year ago 2
The Home-Ec teacher is the same guy who plays Artie, Toby Huss.
JumpingGermans 1 year ago
@JumpingGermans Toby Huss appeared one last time in another episode of "The Adventures of Pete & Pete".
GreenPencil305 1 year ago
dude mrs. fingerwood is hot as fuck.
DANxHALEN 1 year ago
a face job???? lmao
vampirehunterme 2 years ago 4
I love the home-ec teacher.
stuntmanmike37 2 years ago
Facepalm. Those teachers need to back to school to relearn math. *SIGH*
matthias720 2 years ago
It's funny cause all the questions Ellen asks are math questions. Fix the ozone layer? Icecaps melting? Malls going up? Volume, rate of change, and surface area ratios. :p
puberis 2 years ago 15
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@puberis that's what I am talking about. Dumb americans... Sorry if you are american))))
MrAsiansunite 2 years ago
@MrAsiansunite What!? What does that have to do with anything he said or the episode?
1supermike1000 2 years ago
@MrAsiansunite obvious troll is obvious
afkwtf 2 years ago
@puberis Yeah, but does solving a word problem actually result in those problems being solved? No.
hell5309 1 year ago
hey thats janeane garofalo
artfan101 2 years ago 2
Jesus, Zank is Gordon Gano!
xchoexhoecxoechx 2 years ago 2
5:56 *scottish accent* DONKEY!
JW2285 2 years ago
i love that laugh!
Kabman89 2 years ago