Omid Djalili in Jack Dee, Live at the Apollo (1)

[victigr]

240p in disguise

[whotaughtyou]

WHEN WAS THAT TODAY YOU PAKI CUNT

[whotaughtyou]

HUSBAND BLACK HAND MOUNTAIN PLASTIC TUBE WATCH BLOOD BODY RADIO HI DAD

ROGER DALTREY

SO WHY ISNT MARIBEL HERE NO

SCOUZI THANK YOU

[whotaughtyou]

CLOCK 759

[whotaughtyou]

WILDCHILD KILL THE DEAD LEG

WHAT YOU MEAN LEFT EAR NO RIGHT

[whotaughtyou]

LEFT EYE WILD CHILD

DO YOU BEG FOR YOUR LIFE OFTEN

OR JUST TRY TO BREAK PEOPLES LEGS

[PraTaeTae]

we're getting arab money!

[DemonSquirrel96]

Seeing him live in February, can't wait!

[Asuleno]

Just having a greeting meeting and things where a bit CRAZY and, I somehow lost my pants!

[Shabrak94]

VERY misleading title..

[OliG312]

@Shabrak94 Pahahahaaa!

[jfoley715]

WWWALAH!!!

[sonuEEE]

what is the name of The sound track??

[0SukMunky0]

I sure didn't know his real voice was Yusuf Amir's!!!

[mj20092009]

What is the name of the music in the beginning? It is so beautiful!

[vcchurch]

@mj20092009 Loreena McKennitt- Santiago

[whotaughtyou]

OMID DIJID OUTPUT £103

[Arcadiah]

british comedians > american comedians.

[MrBobbi1980]

one of the things I love about Britain is that an Iranian has a white British audience....this would NEVER be the case in the USA, our country is so segregated!!!

[tomboy287]

@MrBobbi1980 i notice the same thing when i watch african american comics - the audience are useally black and hispanics

[MrBobbi1980]

@tomboy287 absolutely, this is so great about Britain, glad you noticed this. A lot of Americans call the USA "the melting pot", this is a lie. I am saying this as a white American!

[SaiE8]

@MrBobbi1980 i think its because his more middle class i assume the audience are kinda are too, but his hysterical

[IranianComedy]

all iranians watch this prank call its sooo hillarious!!!

/watch?v=9HXJRHGuSNM

thumbs up so everyone can see

[theleithboy1]

to,lordunfucky, what a sad name ha ha. bet you have got aids, you mong cunt. bet your daddy give you it, ha ha.

[93eastham]

cannot wait to see him on the 25th <3

[k19921992k]

fuck ur mother at all sterotyping about iran fuck u stupid motherfucker british



[Veyneru]

@k19921992k He IS Iranian, idiot.

[fayyad8]

when he first appeared he shoulda said "what is up homies?" from tbogt

[theleithboy1]

got a great life, thank you for your concern. i just like to say how much this sad, fat, mong cunt is unfunny.

[TheCookieCrunch]

@theleithboy1 No one fucking cares you mong.

[Nivaton]

Filmed with only the highest quality potatoes...

[theleithboy1]

i am ok , but thank you for your concern. this sad cunt is funny as aids

[CdrJamesCool]

@theleithboy1 If you don't find him funny then why are you wasting your time watching and commenting on them, surely you have something better that you could be doing instead.

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

@theleithboy1 I would find it pretty funny if you got AIDS.

[Mallus01]

Omid is great!!

[realmadridkm]

LOL



[theleithboy1]

fat useless cunt.funny as a broken leg

[theleithboy1]

wow scotgeezer. i should be put down. now now, dont have a hissy fit you sad cunt. you probably want to fuck this thick boring bastard ha ha, you thick mong

[88JimJam88]

man is a LEGEND!!!!!

[peter7409]

is that right he is fucking stephen amos.

[theleithboy1]

to esukxgamimg. how can you talk with your sad name, ha ha. no i wont, bollocks ha ha ha

[eSuKxGAMING]

@theleithboy1 Shut up.

[scotzgeezer]

@theleithboy1 You should be put down you sad gimp.

[deouwehoer]

Djalili is looking like Meher Baba!!!

[whotaughtyou]

TAPE

[ancientsea1]

a

mother fucking!

NOOSE TANK!!!!!!

[lVicSl]

YUSUUFF MOTHERFUCKERR

[jimmy2k4o]

haha love this guy and love his whole pretending to be from another country the start shame that Stephen K Amos who i do also love had to steal that bit

[peter7409]

sad fat cunt

[probrojeffro]

I love it when people 'have to make fun of themselves for others to laugh.

[zjmcr]

I hate it when people have to make fun of themselves for others to laugh...

[Midisurf87]

He's a bit annoying and the jokes had a formulated feel to them.

[WoopaTV]

This is one of the best acts I've seen on Live at the Apollo! :D Brilliant bloke!

[peter7409]

i hear what you say. but i will watch it. and then say he is a fat ugly useless cunt. have a good night. ha ha

[probrojeffro]

@peter7409 douch

[peter7409]

funny as fucking toothache this sad little cunt. what a wanker and a fat cunt too. ha ha

[sandynathan]

@peter7409 dont watch it then!!!

[draculon5]

LOL 'Death to America!'

[k19921992k]

fuck off  his bloody accent is not like a person who is persian he kurdish

[ixkipe]

ARAB MONEY

[TheResurrection93]

hahahaha his just as funny as his charactor Yusuf Amir in GTA TBOGT!

[skullkid1323]

Yusuf Amir arab money niggaz lol

[hugwhoreprincess]

I want to see him fight with Dara O'Briain

[youngbreezy57]

like how the americans need reminding what their watching half way tthrough the show

[symustafa1996]

I am expecting him to take out a golden Uzi any moment now........

[murfyness]

BBC America? LOL!!!!!!!!!

[thehogfam]

"you wont find bin ladn in their" I know this sounds mean but its a bit to late

[Konartwist]

@thehogfam *2006*

-_-

[thehogfam]

@Konartwist hahaha didnt realise sos

[bestman20000]

YUSUF AMIR FTW

MY NIGGAS

LMAO

[ur7maa]

@bestman20000 i am so tempted to say 1 min? alison

[Moderm101]

Yusuf Amir ;)

[SeeingNames]

go ed Omid lad, is right fella!!!

[leviathancom]

YU$UF FTW

[TheBalaclavaGuy]

@leviathancom TBoGT Reference!

[amycleverblonde]

"Hot Docs - My husband is gay" LOL at the random pop-up!

[Douglas88595]

funniest guy in the world even beats frankie boyle

[cheesy911]

"you sold me queer giraffes, i want my money back"..."not a chance...."

[RinK0KORO]

YUSUF AMIRRRR

[Tubenuub]

I love his fake middle east accent!

[Awayze]

This show on Comedy Central is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[hizb3177]

it has an arabian or persian style?

[TheHazratbilal]

its the eye of the Tiger

[mccavanad]

he is so good



[hizb3177]

what is the music as he appear on scene

[rwilliams35]

Why god did u save me, i had one of u last year and my arse is still burning lol

[sirdutcher]

Just comment on what you see. He is great and amazingly Sharp

[0snakebit3]

3:34 - They DID find him in Omid Djalili's ass. NOW HE DEAD.

[peter7409]

ooooh are we having hissy fits then. now calm down and take your prozac. you must need it to watch this fat cunt ha ha

[peter7409]

no as this is a forum for comments, so you can go fuck yourself

[idaaaa118]

gotta be one of the funniest people alive!

[Seonaidlove]

he went from the mummy to stand up to insuarence adverts -,-

[xfaznbudx]

he's brilliant!!

[crustynuts]

the likes bar looks like a joint

[slumdogbillionare1]

@crustynuts LOOOOL

[Chingophia]

@crustynuts i thought it looked a lot like my dick

[peymaania]

Shouldn't that be One thousand and ONE welcomes?

[peter7409]

spell jealous properly you thick cunt. jealous of what, a sad, thick, baldy, useless, cunt ha ha. like you.

[cezaroza]

Arab money :D

[peter7409]

fat bald ueseless cunt

[pureapples123]

@peter7409 lol haha you jeallous peice of shit

[xfaznbudx]

@peter7409 your the useless one sending negative comments where there not needed so go take our fat arse somewhere where people want it!

[theciaram1]

@peter7409 omg ur a disgrace

[Tzimnewman3]

"Omid Djalili in Jack Dee"

Didn't think he would fit inside Dee

[AnnetteLaReveuse]

wondering if people actually know how long it takes to write a good stand up routine... it's not short

[ThePoshTurtle]

@AnnetteLaReveuse jack dee is

[cowoffate]

Even if it's old material, he's still brilliant to come up with this in the first place

[SaharGhadirian]

my very kind useful uncle!

Don't disrespect anyone whoever calls anyone a 'useless cunt' count how many films you've been in first pal.

[SemihUysal96]

yusuf amir :d

[L4ZORHD]

Djalili IN Jack Dee? GAY RAPE

[peter7409]

thank you for the kind comment

[daveygravey123456]

video starts at 0:50

[peter7409]

what a sad talentless fat fuck

[snackersnew]

@peter7409 you are a stupid sucker

[xfaznbudx]

@peter7409 stop sending shit like that!

[ilovenorwichcity]

100 people obviously couldn't complete the Ballad of Gay Tony

[joel8152]

fat useless cunt

[WraithzRS]

Money super market .com

[818doodooroo]

not the best..

[haveabanana100]

for laughs search youtube 'the xxx factor - fowl play'

[FeNsTa]

funny fucker

[UpgradeUnicycle]

YUSUF!!!! brother!!!!we're gonna rule this city!!!!...lol

[b200605222]

imran yasuf!...check him out quality!

[Goonercurt]

Can see where stavros flatley got there idea now!

[aida744]

Yusuf Amir LOL

[yummycocacola]

Yusuf: Whats up my niggaz! LOL

[keyblade280]

fuck me why are people so racist in their comments, this guy is genius yeah he from Iran but why should we single out an entire nation for the religion they follow to put a finer point on it i don't think we as British have ever been at war with Iran

[Mehranrokh]

@keyblade280 actually britain has been in war with iran many times and kicked irans ass really bad and offcourse it allways was Britain that started the wars.

[pouyaraha]

@keyblade280 u have 1s or 2ws

[keyblade280]

@pouyaraha yeah sorry my mistake i wasnt sure, anyhow the first part of my comment still stands about the fact that we should not judge this one man for a what an entire nation or religious group has done, does man not have a right for redemption

[pouyaraha]

@keyblade280 i know my friends dont know were iran is so they call me a arab

[Falisia11]

@pouyaraha isnt iran part of the arab nations? techicaly u r arab accordin to the rest of the world

[pouyaraha]

@Falisia11 no dude iran isnt part of the arab anation jeuses chrsit its liek saying americas is part of the french speaking nation dude u dont know what your chatting about any person whos smart knows iran has its own culture

[meatisdeliciouse]

@pouyaraha Iran was part of persia at one point, they were only invaded by the arabs. I know this because I like the horible histories books. Zerccies, excuse the spelling} was a Persian Ruler, the Arabs hade totaly diferent customs and culture. People always think that Iran is Arab, it's not. Micronesians, Asians, Persians, Arabians Baznatiens, Tamizight, Minoans and Egyptians were all separate people, some people think their all the same, it's just what some people think unfrotunately.

[pouyaraha]

@meatisdeliciouse mate hh gets things wrong like apparantly phalanx was roman thats wrong itsd actully greek and r u dumb iran got taen over by persia IRANISNS are perisa persia is iran get it into ya head arabs took over but mostly all iranins are pure and they failed to damage our culture .A so are u baking me or going afanst me i cant make up

[meatisdeliciouse]

@pouyaraha I'm trying to back you up, I don't know that much history, but I know enough to know that Persian are not arabs, they mearley were converted to islam. If the Persians gade won the war they would not be Islamic and probualy have some other religion, or even be an athiest state. I don't know who was in Iran before the persians. It's like people asuming that Jamacans are the natives, their not, some American Indian tribe used to live there until we came along.

[pouyaraha]

@meatisdeliciouse then i thank you

[meatisdeliciouse]

@pouyaraha your welcome.

[Peykan47]

@Falisia11 according to your not existing brain yes, iran is a arabic country :-)

[TownPiligan]

@keyblade280 don't get cocky with your deep sentiments now ya hear

[keyblade280]

@TownPiligan hear what i'm actually deaf and cant hear nothing

[TownPiligan]

@keyblade280 you could still read my writing idiot

[keyblade280]

@TownPiligan and when the wind does not blows and the tress do no creek all will be silent for it will be his time to return all on earth will know him as the one.

[TownPiligan]

@keyblade280 and why the hell would a deaf person be a youtube?

[keyblade280]

@TownPiligan your soo funy just want to squuze those lil cheekys of yours aww

[keyblade280]

@TownPiligan i also like the pictures (by the way i'm not atually deaf) its just seems fun to annoy you

[TownPiligan]

@keyblade280 i know your not deaf because a deaf person wouldn't phrase it like "shut up man pity me i'm deaf" and i'm not really sure how your gibberish is supposed to be annoying

[keyblade280]

@TownPiligan oh he sees the light and makes commerth the sands of time

[TownPiligan]

@keyblade280 ya.....

[RajDrummer1]

@keyblade280 he isn't even muslim which makes it even funnier

[TheCredibleD]

its the money supermarket guy!

[KimberleyASamuels]

@TheCredibleD yeah!!!!!

[plugee]

1:00

You're welcome.

[UKallday1]

he never once in his career changed his material

[thesamdogxx]

@UKallday1 That's how good it is.

[McDubbnCheese]

@UKallday1 Would you have him talk about being married? Or perhaps bad airline food?

[randomface54]

@UKallday1 Most comedians recycle material, it would take too long to constantly change and rehearse the jokes plus there is only so much stuff happening which they can take the piss out of at any given time.

[Hesam0000]

@UKallday1 Could it beeeeeee.....because you've watched all of his 200 acts and 500 jokes here on youtube?!

[KingHarkiniann]

What's that song at the beginning?

[fireyulia]

@KingHarkiniann It's called "Santiago" by Loreena Mckennitt.

[KingHarkiniann]

@fireyulia

tyty

[hizb3177]

@fireyulia thank you was looking for the song

[1Brownziie1]

BBC America, the British Broadcasting Corporation America of course it makes sense

[phrophannus]

Let's bounce, my nigga!

[razva81]

name of the entrance song pls

[sk8tyfil]

CRaaaaZyyy maaataa-fakaaa!! GTA IV !! xD

[MegaPrinnyDood]

''i had one of you last year and my ass is still burning'''

the eye of the tiger.........

LMAO

[MegaPrinnyDood]

Yusuf Amir lol

[665tr]

he did one of the yusuf amir cut scenes at his comedy show i went to see not to long ago and he has the guy who did nikos voice and everything, lil jacob was funny he walked on with a massive joint

[m3sopotamian]

honestly your a funny man but your jokes are getting so old, old, old, old

[jimmy2k4o]

havent seen him doing stand up in ages :(

[kevintinoco2005]

Lol Yusuf

[sakinehbs]

You jokes are old you need new one.

[TheDCPersian]

i had sixteen chickens,a horse, a fired egg..i lost 2 pounds, COME OAAAN! hahahahaha

[momo52519]

I am living in Iran and I have not seen him at all. and he says he is the "only" comedian in Iran! There are many other comedians in Iran all of them more funny than him!

He might be the only one that the non-funny British can laugh at!

[RhianJosieRose]

@momo52519 please tell me you put this comment as a joke... are you seriously stupid? tis a joke obv