Meet the Demoman

[chapinmc2]

That Sentry had a mind of its own. It shot at the granades. Who knows if it had feelings....

[HIffeTehSauce]

I love how there's a dispenser next to the sentry, but when the sentry blows up, its gone.

[DrEthanAsia1]

Disclaimer: All information regarding Demoman grenade behaviour was obtained from Australians believed to be reliable at the time. It is submitted subject to possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice.

[EmilMacko]

(1) Wait for the Intro Music to end

(2) Press 9

(3) ???

(4) Profit

[Darkfoxz8743]

OH it looks like they are going to have to glue you back together.......IN HELL.

[ivancho596]

0:36 demoman smokes

[DownWithSopa1]

Anyone else confused why a black guy has a scottich accent?

[stupidinternetman999]

@DownWithSopa1 Black family moves to Scotland. Problem solved.

[666ManDeath]

@DownWithSopa1

Because he's from Scotland.

[MadSpectro7]

T'are you fine dandies so proud, so cock sure? Prancin' about with a head full of eyeballs. Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting yonder with a whiff of the old brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end.

And that is Demoman's amazing monologue.

[uberstrikegame]

lol

[WoAProximity]

0:53

HOLY FUCK. after YEARS of seeing this video, i just noticed, he turns the grenade on, and knocks it off the table, O_O

[AdmiralZhao007]

They got more ???? then they got the likes of me.

Bleep guessing contest, go.

[brunettevideos]

cannot....stop...laughing....a­t heavy + medic's face....oh god x3

[SavageGamer423]

Why is their blood orange???!!!

[Filo127]

0:57 censored by SOPA

[TheGrayReapers]

Why the demoman looks like Niko from GTA IV ?.

[MrKevinsaid]

@TheGrayReapers cuz niko looks like demonan? this game has been released first than GTA 4

[InhonourofHim2012]

@jhonyK07, this would answer ur question, go to here - 0:53

[JanembaDude72]

Press 6 and whenever he makes a quote about someone or something press 9

eg. PRANCING ABOUT WITH YE HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS *press 9*

[SeikenLegend]

Sometimes I think Valve hates the BLU team more than cancer and hernias combined.

[FrostemberCA]

@SeikenLegend Actually, if you look into the story RED (Reliable Excavation Demolition) team works for the administrator, making them the key team in the story line

[EchoBoomer1987]

@SeikenLegend

You forgot to add counting to three.

[Swiftywish]

0:43

how does demo survive, but not scout? (after seeing meet the scout, and him dodging EVERYTHING.) lolwut

[smurpjy365]

oh thier gonna have to gloo u back together, IN HELL!!!!!!

[theman3199]

1:28 flying gibs are better than fireworks

[LordVeldrin]

tinkin' he may be a wee bit sensitivitive about havin' only one eye...?

[desmondli007]

(Press 9) HAIL,

(then Press 5) a black scottish...

(then Press 1) old man.

[mjojni123]

demo man is the black scottish cyclops X3

[IcrapOnU2be]

Is that the Scottish person that voiced that Scotsman in Samurai Jack :D:D 

[pro13245]

this is just from my point of view so don't be beech: Demoman is a drunk ass Scottish with a pirate looking Engineer is obessesed with killing ppl with machine Scout is a American punk Sniper is a stressful Australia Pyro is a maniac Heavy is a Russian obessesed with his Sasha Spy is a French stalker Medic is a psychotic German Soldier is the second maniac who like to shoot rocket to his feet LOL this is why this game is so much fun

[JanembaDude72]

1:11

LOL AT HEAVY'S FACE LOLOLOLOLOL

[SpitFireShorts]

lol at 0:50 he activates one of the grenades

[66Metallicaman66]

I noticed something:

1. The BLU Medic is not healing the Heavy

2. Medic and Heavy have a horrific rape face

3. The Demoman has SIXTEEN stickybombs on the wall.

4. The BLU spy is not disguised and is just running with the entire BLU team like a retard.

And this is why we NEVER meet the BLU team: THEY NEVER WIN.

[boredninja12]

@66Metallicaman66 they do do that in meet the spy but.... they spy wins

[WoAProximity]

@66Metallicaman66 1. Clearly a free to play medic, :P

2. We all have rape faces on.. deep down inside..

3. I believe there is a weapon to increase the amount of stickies, I BELIEVE, not sure,

4. Dead Ringer/Your Eternal Reward?

:3

[kdsproxima]

@WoAProximity at 3: scotish Resistence only has them up to 14 not 16, so maybe a second demoman?

[66Metallicaman66]

@WoAProximity Iz nawt possible:

F2P wasn't existing then,

The rape face thing is somewhat true,

I think so too. But as you can see, it's the original sticky bomb launcher,

And the Dead Ringer and Your Eternal Reward? I'm somewhat sure that they weren't out then. (NOTE: And plus, all the people on the trailers have original weapons--except Meet the Medic--so yeah. No special weapons here!)

:3

[WoAProximity]

@66Metallicaman66 CURSES!!!!!

you've foiled my clever plot.

D:

[ogichiseo]

@66Metallicaman66 obviously, the F2P thing was valve predicting what may happen if they do that and so made it into the video

:P did not read the comments leading to your comments

sorry

ya

fetus

[ref4nej2]

@66Metallicaman66 Battle medic?

[ChristoExecutor]

@66Metallicaman66 don't forget the sniper in the frontlines

[XanithTheSilencer]

@66Metallicaman66 that and the first pyro is w + m1ing like a retard

[pokepal24]

@66Metallicaman66 Also

at around 0:53 Demoman activates a grenade and it falls on the ground O.O

Oh and I think bagpipes are in the outro song thingy.

[dragontyron]

@66Metallicaman66 you forgot that the BLU turret tries to shoot the granades.

[sounnikoura]

@66Metallicaman66 A lot of things in the trailers, like Scout dodging sentry fire and Spy oneshotting Engineer with his revolver, reference the unlocks that they got during their updates, like Bonk!, the Ambassador, and the Scottish Resistance. The real question here is why the hell wasn't Blu capping the damn point.

[HDjono]

16 sticky bombs... i call hackz

[Electraline]

@HDjono perhaps he shot some of the grenades unloaded the magazine and whipped the rest at the wall

[Sanghelios5]

@JohnyK07 He's scottish mate. It sais so in the video.

[SIRKIRBY111]

He is right ! He is the best Demoman ever i mean have you ever seen a demonman that good ?!!!

[Antimanele104]

They should've renamed him to:Meet the spamtard.

[neyko64]

the devil:we are out of glue

[paintballslime]

0:52 live grenade falls off table

[hunterlumrocks]

GOD DAMN IT IM TRYING BUT I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL HE SAYS

[MrCrossoverer]

@hunterlumrocks Valve had a contest for that, the winner was:

They got more "fucking monsters in Locke Ness" than they got the likes of me!

[RaenefWyvern]

demopan? :3

[xx3070]

I like that they put bagpipes in the music rofl

[xJoeyy420]

They should have got Sean Connery to play the demoman

[BruceLeeKot]

realy niger :)))

[masterofre51v2]

@BruceLeeKot *sigh* dropping the n word isnt cool...

[DivineSlayer1]

@masterofre51v2 Yet 95-99% of African Americans do it every day, and no one cares. You're on the Internet pal, don't bitch about simplistic things.

Besides, the idiot spelled it wrong.

[masterofre51v2]

@DivineSlayer1 whoa whoa calm down man....

[SeikenLegend]

A black scottish cyclops. :D

[FlameingHairedRat]

1:38 troll face

[Seedotguy]

Looks like 34...wait a second...UUUUUUUUGH NOT RULE 34!

[katiebug897]

Awesome

[theconcernedbanana]

It takes 400,000 bottles of whiskey to keep a demoman drunk for 12 seconds.

[celestla]

@theconcernedbanana *scrumpy*

[dariathephantom]

Wow...Did not expect him to be Scottish.

[BamfIamone]

@dariathephantom derp

[ickytc]

Anyone notice at 0:54 the nade activated but didn't explode

[linkinparkkiro]

@SwiftBladeHD Well that was a fail ..

[sasukeandme1]

oh they're gonna have to glue you back together... EEN HELL!!!

[sasukeandme1]

ONE VITTLE TWITCH AND KABLOOEY!

[grayfox311]

damn noobtuber

[pinguinulzburator]

satan : "WE NEED MORE GLUE !"

[MegaTheTruth777]

@pinguinulzburator Lol stealing someone top comment to get thumbs up. What a fucking noob.

[Rodry3360]

COPYRIGHT LOLOLO 0:00

[kresimirkovacic]

how come the bomb he activates at 0:51 doesn't explode?

[tim2slimjim]

Just noticed after watching this for the billionth time that when he takes that big swig, there's some sort of weird discoloration/scar thing under his chin.

What is it... I'm intrigued.

[Slyer089]

Meanwhile in Hell ...... WE NEED MORE GLUE

[SwiftBladeHD]

What makes me top comment? IF I WASN'T TOP COMMENT, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE BEING READ NOW, WOULD I?

[LeonardoROFLCOPTER]

This just goes to show how awesome the demoman is.

[Xanashay]

i love the game

[iWapeChuonce]

Demoman is Shrek :P

[thebigMaxD]

demopan

[TheSpartanLAWyer]

Okay but...the question is...wheres the asian guy?

[Drunksonic]

@TheSpartanLAWyer Announcer?

[nielsisback]

"I'm a black, scottish, Cyclops"

What's so wrong about beign scottish?

[TerribilisScriptor]

DEMOPAN ?! =D

[iloveredalert3]

Sniper Huntsman good job mate!

 ~ ~ ~ >~~>

[OLH064]

I wonder what he's saying from 0:51 to 1:01 besides "I'm a black Scottish cyclops"

[KingHarkiniansBoi]

@OLH064

He says that scotland "has got more motherf___ing lochness montser than the likes of him"

[MrSHORYUKENS]

0:35

Danger! Explosives.

I see what you did there Valve.

[JohnyK07]

I can't decide if this guy is a scottish, canadian, a pirate, samuel l. jackson, or all of them at the same time...

[LOTO020]

@JohnyK07 Canadians talk just like any non-southern American.

[halocdr]

@JohnyK07 he said he was scot. , but i think he is chuck norris's twin black brother :P

[Drago2529]

@JohnyK07 Canadian? What gave you the idea of him being Canadian?

[LtCrunch42]

@JohnyK07 A little obvious it's ALL of them...

[BigFatSean]

@JohnyK07 Clearly Scottish

[BakaSamaC]

What makes me a good Demoman? Swords :D

[Gameshunter92]

What makes him a good Demoman?

I know!!!

SCOOTALOO!!!

[ANYMAN22]

What Makes Me a good EGGMAN by Rubberfruit

[TheBatmanSmells]

YAY I FINALLY MANAGED TO FIT MY ENTIRE HAND UP MY ANUS! :D

[AuronTheMaster]

achmed the terrorist was a bad demoman :o

[ramnauthful]

i know achmed he's funny

[FlaminNinjaaa]

lol, he activated one of the grenades at 0:52

[unitron2005]

This guy needs his own animated movie ^^

[TeeVeeInc]

I see a lot of running towards or near sentries in the "Meet the" videos. What are they teaching kids these days?

[TheBatmanSmells]

32 people need to be glued back together... IN HELL!

[Tagman1996]

funny how operating Explosives like that, he needs the most spacial awareness, and depth perception of any character. but he has 1 eye.

[Helixburst]

Hell is going to need a lot more glue.

[MASKIN321]

32 people are raciest

[Ratciclefan]

32 people are bad demomen

[FreakyJake85]

awesome scotish :P song at teh end

[TheIcecubelover]

play 1:31 to 1:33 over and over. rofl scottish orgasm xD

[TheRealawesomeguy]

They got more f**king monsters in the loch ness than they got the likes of him.

[Phuuer]

0:50 lol at the armed bomb that he elbows off the table

[shoocharu]

a scottish black man...u dosnt see that everyday

[Kaczer94]

0:50 Try the the 1/2 Speed on this scene! :D

[EasyGameStation]

۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞۞

click like to detonate :P

[ColdplayfanFelix]

@EasyGameStation thanks man my screen exploded -_-

[PartTimeZombeh]

@EasyGameStation you have 8 more bombs than a usual sticky launcher.

[pndeg108]

@PartTimeZombeh i think he has the scottish resistance.

[robcio150]

@EasyGameStation Fake, demoman cant plant that much bombs at once.

[TheJeffster23]

@robcio150

16 bombs, it's 2 demomen!

[OrangeJuicePanda]

@EasyGameStation KABOOM!

[killermafia100]

oh there going to glue you back together IN HELL!

[MrShnoxdog]

Just before he says "I'm a black Scottish cyclops" he knocks one of his grenades, which turns bright red and makes a nosie as if it's about to explode.

[kronisy]

KABLOUEEEEE

[theguywhoannoysme]

Click 1:08 over and over.

'Ants in a boot!'

[Leheadshotsniper]

MICHEAL BAYSPLOSIONS

[temperature222222]

that got more what now?

[MrMaestroMan101]

Um... The black man has a Scottish accent... Well, just serves to emphasise the fact that we're a multicultural society! :)

[symonsolar]

@MrMaestroMan101

That is a damn good thing! AYE MATE

[GuttenSnorre]

@MrMaestroMan101 well, he said that he's a "black Scottish cyclops!"

[SovietMasterFunk]

@MrMaestroMan101 i think that the bottles of scotch in the beginning have something to do.

[cloud314231]

@MrMaestroMan101 a black man has a Scottish accent voiced by a white man who also voices a russian heavy.

[edgarob437]

scout is the only red dude to die in one "meet the...", plus the demoman's voice actor isn't even Scottish.

[WolfStorms44]

INTERVENTION

This week DemoMan, an alcoholic since his early teen years this Scottish immigrant has only weeks to reverse his lifetime of alcoholism before possibly dying of cirrhosis of the liver.

[TheIcecubelover]

The finish melody sounds off track, retarded compared 2 the other 'meet the' vids

[Sniper2053]

@TheIcecubelover It has a bagpipe so kind of like a nod to his Scottish genes.



[laitela01]

@TheIcecubelover It sounds like it's played by drunken orchestra for a reason. Valve did it because Demoman is drunk all the time.

[deraidos45]

The grenade is not explode when the Demoman bumps the grenade O_O

[yeayea916]

lol prancin' aboot with your head full of eyeballs

[symonsolar]

Liked the Irish bit too. Granfather once said" Would you like to see my Irish"?

[symonsolar]

Wife thinks I'd be handsome sailing a boat.

[symonsolar]

Demoman is cool. However all he really has for supplies these days is a 2 year old 2 litre bottle of Coca-Cola and some role- aids for that heartburn and advil for the back injury. The 20 ASTM A36 W-18x 119's that that you want to demo are beyond his capabilities. Just fuckin with ya.

[NoHeadsProduction]

They've got more fucking monsters in the Locke than they've got the likes of me.

[Slapperfish]

I've got a manky eye; I'm black Scottish cyclops. They've got more plans to make Half-Life 2: Episode 3 than they've got the likes of me...

[gamergirl4132]

at 00:28 there is no demo sign on his arm badge

[Sonicfan1396]

audio transcribe 0:32 "crossed wires what we want the job but i think lawmaker wonder traits"

[RandomZace]

"they got more (bleeped out) fucking monsters in the loch ness(normal again) than they got the like of meh"

[Clyman974]

I wonder which part of the bodies he is talking.

[theorigin97]

where would they get glue in hell?

[joman394]

I think the scroll bar that shows where you are in the video should be a demoman sticky bomb!

[Raax95]

A black Scottish guy with an eye patch and obsession with explosives. What a dude.

[GongHawkeye]

0:50 Why the bomb did not detonate O_O

[ThePop102]

Demoman is probably the most annoying character I versus in TF2, Like really, I always died from them and they always ruin my plans xD

[WeDogsHowl]

@1:23 how does he have 16 stickybombs when ur aloud only 8?

[GongHawkeye]

@WeDogsHowl In the old version, you're allowed to placed 16

[WeDogsHowl]

@GongHawkeye oh lol why'd they take it out?

[TensionAirsoft]

1:09 dat face

[ZvloHD]

0:52 activated

[Gallagz]

1:09

Heavy's Rape Face

[itsbillytimenodaddy]

0:52 did that just activate?

[McFenzel]

@itsbillytimenodaddy Ill be damned, but yes it did

[TheCol111]

Bagpipes climax

[AcousticGuitarFTW]

They've got more f~cking monsters in the loch ness than they got the likes o' me. Best line ever.

[LOBSTERPwn]

And also the blu team is coming from the red base!



[Splaaaaty]

1:07 why not just shoot him, heavy?

[kidfreashxful]

at 00:52 the bomb gets detonated

[Goripatapon]

BLU Team disliked this video.

[link4585]

hes a Black Scottish Cyclops

[6442kityue]

Did anyone notice that he set off the explosive when he was talking

[chebus]

Meet the Demoman taunt 1:25, I would be demoman for a month straight just taunting people with that.

[hopekee]

thumbs up for the scottish bastards XD

[TheKennyMaster1]

Crap. BLU scout and engineer are probably like, "Hey! Where is everyone??"

[TheDevinShaelyc]

0:54 They got more f***ing Loch Ness Monsters back in Scotland than they got the likes of me!

[RECKOGNING1]

i'm a black scottish cyclops! they got more fuckin idea of L4D3 than the likes of me!!!