Dr Mario with Lyrics

[supersonicROCKES]

Holy shit wario doesn't have a penis that means he's a GIRL

[Cellsior]

This really shouldn't be up here, mainly because it's infringing on a youtube created song/video that's also being sold on itunes. It's by brentalfloss. I'd suggest taking it down.

[sweetie8623]

um lol

[ProtestantsRUs]

I like this a lot, really good lyrics too.

[mahogony4]

take off your pants ...good now lets see XD

[BaileyiCountryWolf]

very funny, creative and awesome!! this will be my favorite song!! haha, but, i'm agree with the other guys, what the hell is HPV??

[RhamanaChan]

@BaileyiCountryWolf Human Papillomavirus, its an STI :p

[BaileyiCountryWolf]

@RhamanaChan oh, really i don't knew that because i don't know very well english, thanks, you helped me :)

[Acedemonlord]

@BaileyiCountryWolf human peploma vires

[thewinnerchef]

0:24 Pill beam!

[OVERWRONGTHOUSAND]

what is HPV?

[OVERWRONGTHOUSAND]

what the fuck is HIV? O_o

[Codymixmasta]

Wait wait im wrong. *sticks hand in girls part* u has crabs :3!!

[nikko8P]

33 people have crabs

[tottimushroom]

joey du geile sau

[Checkerjoey]

@tottimushroom ich weiß :3

[TheEliteDrake]

TV Show?

[TristanCometComedy]

pause at 0:32 as soon as Dr. Mario goes to check his clip board.

[starkiller1289]

suprising dr. mario has a smile on his face when giving bad news to everyone But Peach

[outlawjuan]

I KNEW IT PEAH DOES HAVE CRABS I WAS RIGHT

[Scorpion03001]

lol university of phoenix they give anybody degrees nowadays

[Taybagg88]

Anyone else notice how he examined warios junk with a magnifying glass? Fuckin diss lol

[Scorpion03001]

@Taybagg88 cuz its scientifically proven fat people have small junks

[Clemerlen]

Anyone else think Mario looks crazy 80% of the song, or is it just me?

[yackshmee]

do the crabs come out of the womanz as

[MrMaKaRoNiEiS]

0:40 trifoce ? o_Ô

[ChibiTails]

@MrMaKaRoNiEiS

Yeah, that's a tramp stamp. How did you think he knew about Link's hepatitis?

[HitmanReborn9999]

Hes the best doctor since he's the only doctor in Mushroom Kingdom

[richboy2217]

his degree on the wall said association of pasta

[hocuspocusskill]

0:39 at Marios back: Triforce from Zelda

[llutubero999]

I like this because he makes fun of toad

[MrBlazer12411]

:39 mario has a triforce tatoo?

[spinemelter2000]

Wario not wearing pants is something I never needed to see.

[Wolf5Fig]

LAWL!



[GTSRyan]

Thumbs up if you watched the credits because of Mario

[awesomenarutokitty]

@GTSRyan I thumb'd down. c:

[pattypeeps666dude]

Brentalfloss

[Kaisarfire]

Holy crap I saw an awesome video on youtube. I liked it so much that I uploaded it to youtube because I'm the world's dumbest tool!

[arthaskiller1]

type this but put in g major at the end in is funny

[chaster321]

Link has hepititus

[Uberdoctorwhofan1]

Eye roll

[superwowman100]

25 people were diagnosed with H.P.V. wait wait!..i'm wrong!..they have... CRABS!

[skrivbok]

@superwowman100 And now they're 33... it's epidemic! 

[XxIAmPistonHondoxX]

ummmm.....is this.....a real song?  x_X

[JBRewind]

What about the lyrics to his little song in the credits?

[TheZunar123]

My favorite parts are when he slaps Toad, knocking him off; when enemies pop up with signs like "Lies!" and "Hack!"; when he stuffs Toad's mouth full of pills; and when he slams the jar on Toad.

[JBRewind]

@TheZunar123 You sure hate toad, huh?

[TheZunar123]

@JBRewind No, it's not Toad himself. It's just what Dr. Mario does to him.

[JBRewind]

Listened to it about 20 times so far.

My favorite part is Bowser.

[MichaelCox]

it figures brentalfloss made this. Love the witty lyrics :D

[ShadowRocks25]

04:8 0:54

Reasons Never to touch,Gay people,Fags,Noobs,And Shit.

[spritefan10]

thumps up if its your ringtone

[123stephenno]

hey to get a cathchy tune press 2 in little screen and then ater he says E.R press it again repeat the process and bingo the catchy tune!!!!!!

[spartakid1130]

Wy can't I stop watching this!?!?!?!?!?!

[wbercy]

Why would ANYBODY want to sing to this?But it is funny as SHIT.

[Kisame128]

@ultimategamer150 it's also on newgrounds

[mivetpro]

that was so funny i love it did mario have a tatoo of zelda

[ieatflood]

If anything, I'd say that Wario is the wan with hepatitis; look at how damn yellow his skin is!

[bloopboy12]

BWAHAHA!!!! you fell down!

[Zman7981]

thanks for uploading this because brentals is erased

[MarioFan124]

Alright kiddies, try not to flag this one like the original got flagged.

[Dpyrt]

@MarioFan124 Why was the other one flagged?

[MarioFan124]

@Dpyrt Probably because Wario pulled down his pants. I don't know, it's stupid really.

[Dpyrt]

@MarioFan124 Wow , " OMG AN ASS IT LOOKS MINE !!111one REPORT"

[MarioFan124]

@Dpyrt Yeah, some people on Youtube these days.

[nikko8P]

@MarioFan124 Why should it be flagged? o_o I don't see the offensiveness.

[MarioFan124]

@nikko8P It really isn't offensive in any way. My guess is some adults don't want little kids finding this video(since it is Mario) and seeing Wario's animated ass. That's the only way I could see.

[nikko8P]

@MarioFan124 Ah. Poor parents who can't laugh.

[MarioFan124]

@nikko8P Yep.

[videomakingnoob]

@nikko8P Some people have Crab's :O

[nikko8P]

@videomakingnoob crabs* ;3

[BoomBoy13]

@MarioFan124 Flagged.

[MarioFan124]

@BoomBoy13 Faggot.

[BoomBoy13]

@MarioFan124 I do believe you are the faggot in this situation.

[MarioFan124]

@BoomBoy13 I see what you're doing, nice attempt at trolling.

[BoomBoy13]

@MarioFan124 What the fuck is trolling?

[MarioFan124]

@BoomBoy13 It's when you try to make someone mad over the internet.

[BoomBoy13]

@MarioFan124 That's dumb. You can't even see if they're mad, it's just text.

[MarioFan124]

@BoomBoy13 I guess, you can usually tell by what people type though.

[BoomBoy13]

@MarioFan124 ITS NOT THE SAME

[MarioFan124]

@BoomBoy13 I personally don't do it but a lot of people do.

[stuntdude64]

38 people had crabs

[Checkerjoey]

Ok, the lyrics are corrected!!!

[yoshi12345786]

this should be the beginning of a cartoon

[KyogreAjc]

(Enter Obligatory Left 4 Dead joke here.)

Cause laughter the best medicine so-BAHAHA!!! You fell down...

That is the best line ever.

[7XxshadowxX7]

i wouldn't want him to be my doctor

[james739123]

Dr. Mario: Britly collord pills

Louis: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZ HERE

[mrfoozy47]

why does he have a triforce on his ass?

[SuperMarioman89]

Take Off your pants. Good Now lets See. Turn your head and cough. *cough* *cough* *cough*. Good now do it to me!

[PhiDeltaTau]

@girrocks12 It's because the original was flagged -.-

[GaaraVargas93931]

this is really cool and funny as hell.

[JoshCube2]

lol, I thought he said "If you get the dreaded disease from your cousin's teeth", I was like WTF?

[ropzu]

@CodeLimit ok thanks. At first I thought this was reposted just to get views, but if that's the reason then I understand. :P

[ropzu]

Why the heck do you repost other's videos..

[YourFather143]

21 people have HPV

[donnyosmand86]

i never get tired of watching this!! XD

[YourFather143]

Lol, Bowser and Peach. Those are the two best parts.

[RobeonMew]

Why do people upload shit that already on youtube? waste of fucking bandwidth

[marlene41901]

Wait wait.....I'm wrong....You have....crabs.

[TardisOMG]

BAHAHA you fell down xD

[DIsturbios1234]

I cant get enough of this song

[ipaqmaster]

Lyrics does not mean Description. learn to use it.

[link13r2]

lol i was playing Dr Mario wail watching this

[megamanrocks99]

Lyrics,please?

[MrPhantaze]

Idea of 0:38

[MrPhantaze]

what is idea of 0:38 marios striptease? I liked this, best is You have.. crabs!

[SonicShadowSilver543]

i see it on newgrounds ^w^ it's so awesome XD

[oblivionclan5]

a shoop-a-doop wop doopa doopa doopee doo a shoopa doopa doopee doo....if you get the dreaded swine flu from your cousin steve just come to dr. mario.....[faded] dr.mario

[Roonifer]

Mario sure is naked a lot in this....Oh Floss. XD

[RaidarStudios]

Btw, what's hpv?

[TheAnkkafani]

I singed this at school :D

[JaphethMario]

Censored!

[it202020]

The world doesn't need health insurance,it needs brightly colored pills.

[nintendoninja9000]

1:23 Credits!Begin

[uscdrew1]

I find it funny how this video was already on youtube yet you decided it would be a good idea to repost it.

I mean, it's freaking hilarious.

[ttisawolf]

Noob you copied this from one of the best youtubers on YouTube make your own videos ya fag

[PikaPower131313]

@ttisawolf i agree if ur gonna make videos make them ur own, faggot

[sonicfan19941]

@ttisawolf he gave us lyrics to it so we can be lazy and not find it out ourselves...lol please no flamewar though... just making a point....

[ttisawolf]

@sonicfan19941 i was making a point

[nintendoninja9000]

So BaHaHah!You fell down.

[kokid0013]

peach has crabs OoO

[xXIliketoflyXx]

14 people have crabs

[FleskTheHedgehog]

peach has crabz? i thought she had clomydia :3

[PurpleKirby54]

okay, now do need.

should be replaced with

okay, now do me.

[thevisualboy37]

Brentalfloss's video was flagged.

Thanks for the re-upload!

[Punchydroid]

So that's why bowser keeps coming back.... dr. mario feels bad for him that he lost so that he patches him up. then after a few days after he captures peach again and again....

[TheKshow101]

THIS WAS GREAT! MAKE MORE MAKE MORE! BEST FUNNY MARIO MUSIC MOVIE I SAW!!! EVERYBODDY WHO DOESN'T LIKE THIS ( 11 PEAPLE ) NEED TO GET SOME COLLORD PILLZ :D

[Checkerjoey]

@TheKshow101 Oh...sorry, but i don't do this video...it was brentalfloss^^ the video is so funny :D thats, why i upload this video

[TheKshow101]

@Checkerjoey oh okay... can you get contact with the guy to ask for more??? i FREAKING love this :)

[Checkerjoey]

@TheKshow101 xD you can contact him too^^ his name on youtube is brentalfloss :D

[dalejxp]

@TheKshow101 here's something

watch?v=a_JzwGwb7yk&feature=re­lated

[TheKshow101]

@dalejxp oh thanks man! i will give it a try

[superwowman100]

@TheKshow101 he has tons of videos on differnet games includin some more mario, castlevania and mega man

[Ealija]

@Checkerjoey you know he uploaded it to youtube too -.-

[PikaPower131313]

@TheKshow101 he didnt make this it was brentalfloss but the vid was flagged so this guys being a fag 4 taking credit 4 his work

[TheKshow101]

@PikaPower131313 realy??? wow... that sucks!

[MastaGambit]

lul awsumm

[B4im81]

11 people need to see dr.mario

[rirrd]

what are lyrics for the credits??

[MichaelFdeGodoy]

It's like the intro of a show. XD Awesome! XD

[nataliemccloud]

BEST.VIDEO.OF.ALL.TIME

[DicoSpeedLeader]

if this were a Saturday morning cartoon, i'd watch this every day!

[zabeon]

lol. this looks like it would make a cool cratoon

[chevalobispo]

dite moi j'aime mario ( je ne suis pas amoureuse) mais la désolé mais on se fous de sa poire il n'ai pas aussi bète aller voir mario world

[Halo2588]

Of course peach has crabs she's a whore

[GreenCheeze96]

I'm really digging the Mario dance in the credits...

[schwagz124]

its "now do me"

[TheArmandoRomeroShow]

Hella Funny

[schwagz124]

@Traxxious idk?

[SpeedStrike7]

Unbelievable how many fags flagged these videos.

[stuntdude64]

pause it right at 15 seconds.

dr.mario looks like he's ready to snap.

[dazzifhr]

ok alittle wierd.wait is that mario or something?

[SuperMarioAngel123]

love it

[coolkeyblade]

I wish my doctor prescribed High-fives and then pushed me off the table. D:

[SparrowHeart1]

Shudder....

[soupspoonproductions]

EPIC

[DarknessMushroomKing]

LoL legend of zelda tattoo

[InuYashafanboyee]

I can totally see this as a cartoon opening.



[matejdurosi123]

I am doctor mario and i am Grabbing Pillz!

[megamaxmax4]

The lyrics are alittle wrong, "okay, now do me." Me, not need "I am diagnosing you with HPV (bowser: Aw.)" Aw, not oh

[FastFirefly1]

Dr. Mario have a triforcetattoo?

[Rovo188]

Dude u REALLY should ve mentioned Brentallfloss somewhere. not only in his own credits in the vid.

[wownerdFTW]

AHAHA you fell down

[MajoraProject]

this is by far the best thing I have ever seen on youtube.

[Shoopboi]

I CANT STOP LAFFIN AT "I prescribe hi-fives laughters the best medicine so HAHAHAHA U FELL!"

[numberjack1980]

ha ha ha Mario wants Wario to do him

[crazypikachulol]

@numberjack1980 no he wants wario to touch his balls idk if its for the illness or if hes gay lol

[numberjack1980]

@crazypikachulol lol im sorry i have a dirty mind

[rawrlz]

0.O Everyone already knows Peach has crabs X3 

[AceJrJerkz]

y? do they have to make peach a ho