spind4...I would like to point out that this video was uploaded 1 year before Billy Mays died so to not READ the date and to whine like a little baby that CastingOutTheShelf is mocking Billy Mays death is pretty stupid and kind of rude...
P.S If you reply and rant how i replied to your comment 2 months after posting I am just going to laugh and call you a "fukin fagget" so chose carefully
- Big city slider sneezy 0:05 - The fast and easy way to press and cook delicious slide-eggs. 0:15 - Slippy Slidey Sneezy 0:22 - Chain Miller on the flipper 0:27 - It's lederhosen It's lederhosen 0:29 - 85 billion dollar ancient vagina 0:35 - Chocolate Pickles 0:39 - My eyesight bleeds 1:01 - and then classic diner tits 1:07 - It likes tits 1:10 - FIVE FUCKING EGG SANDWICHES IN AN INSTANT!
@sunshine35anddaffy depends on the person. I don't respect a person for being dead, i might respect for what they do when they are/were alive but not for dieing. Everybody dies, that does not mean that they deserve special respect. And i could not respect a person for being a TV advertiser. Do you respect any other dead TV advertiser? Same for presidents/leaders. I do respect presidents because they take a great responsibility, no matter whether they are alive or not.
Billy Mayes here, with the new Borg (tm) Assimilator! Join the collective, and have your mind and individuality be merged with the hive to become a superior being!
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
CALL IN NOW AND YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL ALSO BE ASSIMILATED ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just had -MY- brain altered by the new Borg™ Assimilator! It has changed my life for the better and it's fun for the whole family! Thanks Billy Mayes!
i dont understand why hi screams ...
TheDarknezzking 6 months ago
LOL.
JETLI2012 10 months ago
did not have to be so satanic with this
sgjacksonguitarwar 1 year ago
I MADE THE 666 THUMBS UP oKLopsd;g
Benjie654 1 year ago
LETS MAKE THE LIKES AND DISLIKES 666 JUST FOR FUN!
xxporthlioxx 1 year ago 2
i swear i heard that voice in a dream or somthing...
GrabbinChikinz 1 year ago
656 vote up and 656 vote down. I don't know who should lose their voice!
Nevetsboy2 1 year ago
Looks like Satan endorses Big Satanic Sliders now.
WingWangDooFoo 1 year ago
650 likes and 650 dislikes. :S
I guess my vote breaks the tie. I vote up.
SouthwesternEagle 1 year ago
649 likes and 649 dislikes
ozzybrandon2000 1 year ago
ooh exactly equal ratings
I'll fix that *likes* ;)
samsbabejr 1 year ago
this video made me laugh more than any other youtube video! you shall be known throughout the universe as EPIC!!!!
banjotenie 1 year ago
636 up 636 down. Someone divided by zero?
DaKluwn 1 year ago
Disliking , to keep the balance!
(But i like though :) )
hlaver 1 year ago
Holy crap! 631 up and 631 down. The choise is mine! Muahahhahaha
Mi3kka1S4 1 year ago
631 up? 630 down?
god dammit now I'm forced to give it a down even though i don't want to
bobmuffins 1 year ago
0:13 who the fuck would throw their steaks from the frying pan? I just hate so much how they praise their products.
DaKluwn 1 year ago
0:27 85 Million dollar ancient vagina!
blass87 1 year ago
626 likes and 626 dislikes... TIME PARADOX!
cdrom302 1 year ago 2
lulz 626 like it and 626 dont like this video^^
Solid3Snak3 1 year ago
This is weird.....
neoshogun42 1 year ago
it's all right he'll respawn soon
pankakesforlife 1 year ago
PROTECT THE HIVE CLUSTER. SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS.
ChauncesWindow 1 year ago
hmm 615 up and 615 down..
TheWormHorse 1 year ago
@TheWormHorse
626 up
626 down O_o
7677876 1 year ago
613 thumbs up
613 thumbs down
LTChaosLT 1 year ago
0:50
NO FLIPPIN YOUR DICK OUT ASSHOLE
EATshitanddrinkbleac 1 year ago 2
@EATshitanddrinkbleac I read that, and listened closely... I freaking ROLF'D!
jordandalawngreen 1 year ago
I never thrust television sellers.
trondy89 1 year ago
spind4...I would like to point out that this video was uploaded 1 year before Billy Mays died so to not READ the date and to whine like a little baby that CastingOutTheShelf is mocking Billy Mays death is pretty stupid and kind of rude...
P.S If you reply and rant how i replied to your comment 2 months after posting I am just going to laugh and call you a "fukin fagget" so chose carefully
Deblano 1 year ago
HHHNNGGG.
Silentdawns 1 year ago
Lmfao
Dragonphix 1 year ago
5 fucking eggs sandwiches in a instant XD
TheDorkySquirrel 1 year ago
601 VS 601
WHO WINS??
95Navigator 1 year ago
OMG 600 likes 600 dislikes. the end is NEAR!!
Bloodrun069 1 year ago
This actually scared the living crap out of me.
memyselfdinges 1 year ago
lol 596 likes 596 dislikes
EN1GMA79 1 year ago
That was funny
Dalek22Suspended1 1 year ago
oh no! a demon is possesing billy! someone do something! XD
mythbusters28 1 year ago
he talks like a Robot
anka326 1 year ago
omg... the likes and diislikes are the same number... divide them by 0
rluix 1 year ago
psaile93 1 year ago 6
578 Likes, 577 dislikes.
Wow
EdelSeriman 1 year ago
0:35 "Chocolate pickles" eww
ownednerds 1 year ago
573 likes
573 dislikes
No one wins but no ones lose!
Teams must be scrambled!
FilikB 1 year ago
572 likes
572 dislikes
Lazermuffin 1 year ago
i lold so hard throughout the entire vid
Tyme2Die 1 year ago
This is beyond creepy.
foxxtraught 1 year ago
566 likes, 566 dislikes
Hueian47 1 year ago
lol, even when he lost his voice, he's still screaming XD
GoOutwittaBANG 1 year ago 2
Billy UFO!!!!
qest333 1 year ago
LOL 1:10
TeddyBearFreaks 1 year ago
0:07: to piss and cook and publish vaginas
0:43: not even burnt cat cheese will stick...
theYTPmaster1 1 year ago
chocolate chocolate disco XDDDDDD that made me laugh soooooooo hard!
theYTPmaster1 1 year ago
dude respect the guy he's dead
R.I.P
spind4 1 year ago
@spind4
This video was uploaded 7 months before he died.
I have nothing but respect for the man.
CastingOutTheSelf 1 year ago 68
@spind4 Yeah you just watched this today and thought he uploaded right this minute.
ResidentEval619 1 year ago
@spind4 -.- dumbass
DeathBuffalo 1 year ago
@spind4 why would you respect a fucking tv advertising guy just because he died?
Kamshak1337 1 year ago
@Kamshak1337
Why would you respect a fucking president guy just because he died?
/sarcasm
Respect the dead.
sunshine35anddaffy 1 year ago
@sunshine35anddaffy depends on the person. I don't respect a person for being dead, i might respect for what they do when they are/were alive but not for dieing. Everybody dies, that does not mean that they deserve special respect. And i could not respect a person for being a TV advertiser. Do you respect any other dead TV advertiser? Same for presidents/leaders. I do respect presidents because they take a great responsibility, no matter whether they are alive or not.
Kamshak1337 1 year ago
@zavoty LOL i heard the chocolate chocolate disco but i couldnt hear chocolate chicken or whatever
slimey103 1 year ago
i smell a meme
meanberganimation 1 year ago
@zavoty CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHICKEN INVISIBLE!
lostasians 1 year ago
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah i will just uhhh RUUUUUNNNNN and this is giygas's voice
iamloganharris 1 year ago
worst poop ever.
ZeldaKrazy 1 year ago
this was stupid
82DAIRBOURNE 1 year ago
"and when your dont, clean ups a bic#!!!!!!!!!" I think billy mays is Satan.. O_O
LoliConSkullz 1 year ago
Not even burnt of jizz will stick.
youthboy14 1 year ago
it cost 400000 dowars to advertise hamberger,for 12 sconds
anthonio98 1 year ago
so much cocks in your mouth makes that
elpadilla86 1 year ago
I'm skared, now... D:
LemonatoR32 1 year ago
It sounds like a demon.
Electronic897 1 year ago
Demon Mays
Greenflashblur2 1 year ago 2
1:04 Burger Piss
AndreasL22 1 year ago
1:10 five fucking dick sandwiches in an instant
farter1a2b3c 1 year ago 46
@farter1a2b3c MOMS YOUR GOTTA LOVE IT
jedihunter176 1 year ago
@farter1a2b3c
I probably would have never laughed at this video as hard as I did until I listened for that. Wow.
Fucking lol'd
Odin50Cal 1 year ago
LOOOOOL!
WarriorGirl1001 1 year ago
All i keep hearing is "it's classic cock and tits, fucking tits, tits and vagina tits, five tits, cock vagina tits..." and so forth XD
mutedevil 1 year ago
oh my god it's my lucky day!
JackLovesTheDoctor 1 year ago
lol sounds demonic
ManningFan33 1 year ago
0:33 lots of veggie dipers
chrisiscool575 1 year ago
1:07 "It likes tits"
GraterFace 1 year ago 5
1:00
"Fuck that ass vagina tits"
mario1136 1 year ago 5
I only heard "vagina tits", XD
FireToFlame 1 year ago 4
lol must be in my imaginattion only lol
mario1136 1 year ago
Five mouth-burning side eggs. Yum.
jinxedmodder 1 year ago
Oh god someone help I'm laughing uncontrollably at the comments right now (in a good way)
mario1136 1 year ago
0:13 shit fuck
SamZucchini 1 year ago
no it's "Five Fucking Egg-Sandwiches with an Ass-Spit, Balls are Gonna Love It!"
LeeKuper9808 1 year ago
five fuckin egg sandwiches in an instant
kgsolaman5000 1 year ago
wow, Billy woulda been pro for some cruddy Black Metal band lol
jesusstapler 1 year ago
0:54 Enjoy Chocolate Chip in Ketchup from Ass!
LeeKuper9808 2 years ago 2
Sounds rather demonic?
VASH1291 2 years ago 5
thats Billy mays for you.
kesson12 2 years ago
Even sounding like that I am tempted to buy that shit :( Billy was the best.
EliteDoomer 2 years ago 4
Sounds like a dalek with a throat infection
valentiam 2 years ago 5
3 more Dragon Balls to go. Billy's coming back.
FireProMMA 2 years ago 60
@FireProMMA make sure Buu doesn't beat you to it.
zombieeatyourear 2 years ago
I wish I could thumbs-up this comment a thousand more times, omfg.
Kaek01 1 year ago
@FireProMMA lol
OMJosef1996 1 year ago
I want a demon-burger now. :(
only $19.95 plus your soul... but it's a gooood burger.
tirsden 2 years ago 5
1:10 and watch this, im fukin that sandwich and i got ass spit, balls are gonna love it :D
ewjf 2 years ago 2
Decepticon Billy Mays o_o
DecepticonDevastator 2 years ago 3
sounds like preadator
MaximumDmon 2 years ago
William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 June 28, 2009) advertising will never be the same without you T.T
TheWeponDealer 2 years ago 2
rip man you will be missed
xxmob 2 years ago
0:53 Chocolate Chip Adventure from Ninja Cookies
citkat974 2 years ago 4
XDDDDDDDDD
andarsjukir 2 years ago
im scared
manwithbananaphone 2 years ago 2
Sounds more like demon billy to me.
ShukakuSleeps 2 years ago
Rename the video as Billy Mays accidentally swallows the little red guy from his shoulder....
Tykell1 2 years ago
Five FUCKING egg sandwiches in an instant. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Luieburger 2 years ago
0:50 If you don't like it then, you're an asshole!
blass87 2 years ago 7
lol 1:48 that music sounds like a metal song with the volume turned way down.
ElBarto3131 2 years ago 3
0:34 Chocolate Pickles
JPstupidS 2 years ago 4
@JPstupidS LOL You're right! Chocolate Pickles :D HAHA I can't stop laughing.
Luieburger 2 years ago
at 0:08 he says "don't mess with mini donuts" :D
kiskiukas666 2 years ago 4
ahhahahha
RossHildick3D 2 years ago
@kiskiukas666
DUDE! You are right! I never noticed that
ShukakuSleeps 2 years ago
at 0:49 he says " you are indescribable asshole"
omg icsl :D
kiskiukas666 2 years ago
0:29 he says "85 billion dollar ancient vagina" :D
kiskiukas666 2 years ago 57
@kiskiukas666 my mom has one
ownednerds 1 year ago
@kiskiukas666 XDDD
mcrubxpcod2 1 year ago
@kiskiukas666 true lmfao xD
Lonehwolf1 1 year ago
@kiskiukas666 OMFG ITS SOO TRUE! JUST FOR THAT LIL PART OF THE VIDEO, IM FAVOURITING THIS! XD
IveSoGotThePow 1 year ago
lol
SoggyWeetBix1 2 years ago
not funny
lvs1 2 years ago
lol
goosebumpsfanxxx 2 years ago
Has Billy Mays come back from the dead to do this commercial?
NissanDriver15 2 years ago 4
Nope, he is no longer with us now. remember, he died a few days after Michael Jackson died.
GamesVlogSpecials 2 years ago
And I heared nothing about it.. :(
kverheij 2 years ago
coincidence, I THINK NOT
122312241225 2 years ago
Those mouth burning side eggs are good. They sell them at the Chocolate Chocolate Disco in my town, along with invisible chicken.
CastingOutTheSelf 2 years ago 11
@CastingOutTheSelf and the chocolate discos
rocky4life6 1 year ago
@rocky4life6 i mean chocolate pickles
rocky4life6 1 year ago
Pime Taradox
Cancoria 2 years ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
He sounds like hes possessed!! XDDDDDD CHOCOLATE PICKLES!!
XDDDD
When he says Billy Mays i laughed so hard
citkat974 2 years ago
HMM! >_>
Everormal 2 years ago
This is hurting my throat.....
ABEaglesfan1000 2 years ago
RIP Billy
Sev660 2 years ago
LMFAO its just hilarous l9ike watching his face while that voice is on im literally cryin at this
17gordo17 2 years ago
i think hes syaing by the power of lucifer buy my products lol
ApocTiger 2 years ago
0:35 - Chocolate Pickles
1:08 - Five f**king egg sandwiches in an instant!
reaperman2010 2 years ago 11
Haha oh my god I can't unhear it!
grune89 2 years ago
@reaperman2010 I laughed so hard at 1:08 I literally thought I was having a heart attack LOL!
squid262 2 years ago 3
I don't think billy list his voice... he got possessed.
Neglen932 2 years ago
The spiret of christ compels you!
ha10dud3 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahbahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah soooooooooooo funnnyy
jesus christ lmao XD
Baggydawg1 2 years ago
I don't know why, but I just laughed my ass off.
chemicalXbride 2 years ago 2
this vid scard me the fuck out
TheRyan2455 2 years ago 5
RIP Mays :(
jamends1220 2 years ago
He lost more than just his voice ;<
Golemoid 2 years ago 4
i hear satan lol
ninfan1989 2 years ago 2
woah. what happened to billy mays? did he eat too many billy burgers?
BRIANSALAMENCE1997 2 years ago 2
Billy Mayes here, with the new Borg (tm) Assimilator! Join the collective, and have your mind and individuality be merged with the hive to become a superior being!
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
CALL IN NOW AND YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL ALSO BE ASSIMILATED ABSOLUTELY FREE
PeterDivine 2 years ago 4
I just had -MY- brain altered by the new Borg™ Assimilator! It has changed my life for the better and it's fun for the whole family! Thanks Billy Mayes!
jamends1220 2 years ago
It sounds like a devil speaking.
TheNewMightyChalaza 2 years ago
Uhh.. More like demon Billy Mays
ItsShredTime 2 years ago
fucking nightmares man
emokid991 2 years ago
I want a hamburger now.
IIRtArDII 2 years ago 2
Sorry, but I didn't like it .. at all. But that's just my opinion.
bunnythibault 2 years ago
funny!
Corkoth55 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA holy shit
EnigmaEvocative 2 years ago
stupid
kylegraham88 2 years ago
The Strogg from Quake are translating Earth's commercials.
MutantBadger 2 years ago 10
HAHAHA THAT WAS SO ACCURATE!
MeheartSoad 2 years ago
This deserves five stars, not three!!
Hauntzor 2 years ago
ghost mays?!
kaflunker 2 years ago
From Beyond the grave...O.O
XwaylongX 2 years ago
lolol, favorited
lyonsuteo 2 years ago
Youtube Revenue Sharing thing?
He sounds like a ghost.. TAKE IT OFF YOUTUBE!
CarrieLynnRP 2 years ago
I have no idea how this video was nominated for that Youtube Revenue Sharing thing.
CastingOutTheSelf 2 years ago
Thank Google and their money-grubbing hands.
Bl00dyCh33rry 2 years ago
mehh
dydge 2 years ago
Umm i would like some of theese burgers
smukkekevin 2 years ago 2
LOL at 1:07 he says "5 fucking egg sandwiches in an instant" or at least it sounds like it
MrBigfatturd 2 years ago 6
Holy crap! I agree! XD
reaperman2010 2 years ago
OH GOD ITS TRUE! haha
carnavalmad 2 years ago
0:44 I WANNA SEIZE THE MEAT
ItsuB1tsu 2 years ago
funny
Who2Blame 2 years ago