Cirno is a Genius: Body Massage in HD!

[Solarchos]

Body massage me, Marisa! BODY MASSAGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!!­!

[claustheemohedgehog]

body massage!

[stuarticus]

This is like Touhou's answer to SBaHJ

[KokoChan28]

@stuarticus I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY AND PLAY ALL THIS TOUHOU

[Goldenleaf123]

What the hell is does a subway sandwich in a toilet plunger have to do with 'body massage'?

[deadguyx12]

@Goldenleaf123 Lots of stuff :D

Like 東方紅魔郷 and 妖精大戦争　～ 東方三月精 and also 東方神霊廟

[RyanA136]

@Goldenleaf123 You're going to question logic in Gensokyo?

[gmazin]

*higurashi eyes* BODY MASSAGE

[BakaofLulz]

i watched this. 100 times. it's a new record.

[UltimaGardevoir]

BODY MASSAGE.



[burnerthehedgehog]

0:24 EXTREME POKER FACE GO! (daiyousei)

[scarletpikawolf]

marisa i want one .........i think



[TheHamhamman]

@scarletpikawolf did u not notic the plunger

[scarletpikawolf]

@TheHamhamman I did and i said i think..........now imma no sure O_o

[TheHamhamman]

@scarletpikawolf if want a body massage like that go on craigslist

[scarletpikawolf]

@TheHamhamman I-I don't no anymore O_e

[anihilator100]

I thought Marisa said BLOOD MASSAGE at the end... derp.

[ThePsychoKitsune]

I want my body massage. NOW.

[maddielue28]

0:12 oh god that face.

:33

SHE'S STALKING ME.

-Listens to blood on the walls- DO NOT KILL ME NEPETA DO NOT KILL ME NEPETA DO NOT KILL ME NEPETA

[Solarchos]

@maddielue28 Ooohhhhh, if only I could be stalked by Marisa...but alas. T__T

[maddielue28]

@Solarchos I'm actually talking about Nepeta from Homestuck. :U

[ilikebleach02]

OMG MARISA HAS SCARY HIGURASHI EYES!!!!!

[DisturbedMooCow]

*wants a body massage from reimu and suwako* :P

[amirakitty]

"body message GO!" hehe

[gizmohollow]

13 people don't want a body massage from a deep-voiced Marisa

[Solarchos]

@gizmohollow But...how could anyone NOT want a body massage from Marisa?! It boggles the mind! D:

[gizmohollow]

@Solarchos It's madness! How could you deny those cat-eyes?

[basch720]

Hell, i want from them all! Except from the dude who works at the shop and genjii ofcourse, id take every risk for it!

[Solarchos]

*wants a body massage from Marisa too. And from Keine and Sakuya and Eirin and Yuugi and Yukari...* >_> <_<

[leonidash15]

Oh Marisa!~

[234Spotman]

0:24 Body Massage!

Epic. Win.

[RikimaruTsuki]

First i was like :D? then i was ಠ_ಠ;....

[DjHika111]

Mr body massage machine...

GO!

Err...What a hell?

BODY MASSAGE!

[NeroNightwind]

We all know Alice want a body massage.

Marisa, go grant her wish!

[laughingfurry]

@NeroNightwind

Shock therapy is perfect massage.

[RedGemAlchemist]

OMG It's the Broodwich LOL

[Zant5976]

BODY MASSAGE.

[OOZ662]

Electric. Sammitch.

[Ultimatemage13]

Marisa definately had a deep voice of a black man, and Cirno definately thinks sandwiches are gods and Marisa is going to jail.

[amirakitty]

Body massage? Rape? hard to tell the difference with Marisa

[Kohdok]

If knowing is half the battle, then we've already lost.

CHIII-RUUU-NOOOOOOOO!!

[hikaritsubasa3]

omfg the evil eyes from higurashi! 0:26 - 0:27

[gillstar34]

Daiyousei has a funny (and idiotic) face

[OlivanderTrinity1397]

@gillstar34 That's the "Not as Planned" face XD

[adamuler]

Who want's a body massage? Mr. Body massage machine go! Body Massage!

[oclictis]

I can't read what reimu says, it's too blurry.

[25HAKU25]

@oclictis watch in higher quality 

[KittyCatRat]

@oclictis After looking REALLY hard I figured out that it said, "You do realize that you're going to get locked up someday for this kind of stuff..." XD I try too hard

[DKDioKlau]

"Oh NOW you kwon. Stupid white kid."

[Musicman6454]

instead of GI Joe it should be "Cir-i-nooooo!"

[ZeroGForce]

@Musicman6454

Correction: It should be "CHI-RU-NOOOO".

[Musicman6454]

@ZeroGForce Correction It should be Marisas "Body Massage" :3

[unsf8518]

I lol'd so goddamn hard XD

[MrXlisam]

WTF

it is so much WTF that it's funny XD

~body massage~

[G40rc3]

loooohohohohoooool

[etherealfrog112]

It's fitting because Marisa's a pimp.

[aznr4v3m4st3r]

Bottom massage!

[TasamiOkami]

weed

[SkeletonMr]

what is this i dont even

[LifeWaste1618]

BODY MASSAGEEE

I am just sure marisa wants to fap cirno.

[uberfishcakes]

wat

[ClRNO]

yay!

[3iHard]

wtf is just going on:)))

[nuttygirl100]

wat the heck, body massage.

[themettking]

0:04 Cirno looks more like she saw some kind of god, as opposed to some kind of electric...sandwhich...body massaging...thing.

[RubyMooncats]

ahhh marissa is my favorite but her voice is kinda weird in this one.And why dose she have a toilet plunger?lol

[PepeChanCp]

If you see a picture of Marisa with a plunger on youtube you just gotta click it :P

[psychomelody]

Ya know, even if I didn't make this I would most certainly have done the same thing on that same principle.

[Zenakufuni]

haha... Marisa fits that soo well..

Especially in the end. Bodeh massage :D

[Fredrik1ST]

SO.. PERFECT ಥ﹏ಥ

[thefinalpie]

Let's launch over it

[TouhouMariku]

Problem solved :D

[Fluid4]

Daiyousei's face at 0:24 is pure gold.

[VampireCrazyness]

Cirno's too XD She's like "WTF"

[SuperJonnyMario]

BODY MASSAGE! XD

[roxorsoxor]

LOL

[neckbeardpride]

I always imagined Marisa to have the low, deep voice of a muscular black soldier.

[msh11201996]

@neckbeardpride from the fanfics I've read, I thoought the opposite... XD

[SauruKakera]

@msh11201996 I've always thought that Her voice was alot like that "Mi" Girl from "Magical Do Re Mi"... But a little lower.

[UnclePutte]

What did I just watch?

[OmegaChosen0]

I´d tottaly go to CIRNO IS A GENIUS university!

[Zigzag5002]

ಠ‿ʘ LOL!

[zigzagoon92277]

mmm eletric sandwitch

[Bokutou]

For some reason, it IS more fitting with Marisa!

[Thenuki]

Body massage! |=D

Man I cant say that without braking innto laughter now.

Thise are better than the "orginals", keep up the good work.=)

[alphazeuri]

body massage machine GO!

xD

[hado123]

G I JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Quietpower99]

CHI RU NOOOOOOOOOO

[StrawberryMirror]

mr. body massage machine GO

[snager80]

what the hell in DEED.

[Infidel775]

*wants a body massage from Marisa*

[Ogihci2]

@Infidel775 uuuuuuuuh What the hell?

[MeykTaruka]

@Infidel775 And I want one from Cirno~ *⑨*

[5CentimetersPerSecon]

Oh man. Yeah. Touhou + Anything makes it better, right?

Man. My sides are literally splitting in laughter. I do not know how how the original can possibly stand up to this. You are truly a master of non-sequitur comedy. I wish I could be as funny as you. Really. You see, the main reason it's funny is because, you see, Marisa, Daiyousei, and Cirno, they're like, you know.

Oh, us Touhou fans sure do have a great sense of humor, right?

[TheOrangeClockwork]

<3 If I could fave comments.

[TundraBlitz]

For some reason, this is actually better than the original GI-Joe version... Must be the faces and such.

[No1RockLeet]

Is that so?

[Grahckheuhl]

That and it's Marisa.

Seriously, why is this so fitting for her? WHY I SAY! XD

[bronxkidd4]

So random and WTF But I like it that!!!

[satsugekibukouken]

what is reimu saying?

[Rekkes1]

"You do realize that you're going to get locked up someday for this kind of stuff..."

[stringumsomg]

Its the Body massage machine GO~!

[ZENGO366]

OMG ending awesome CIRNO a real gensokyo genius

[IchigoArlekin]

EPIC BODY MASSAGE

Never considered to do a Touhou + This is SPARTA!! WMV?

[Winterjourney]

BODEH MASSAAAGE.

[Kizluk]

You, sir, are a genius.

I look forward to more of your videos.

[Pingchan1]

Marisa is a pervert. :o

[TabooIsMattHouser]

Naturally, Marisa portrays a big black man. Of course.

WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?!!?

I'mma say that whenever I walk into a room now... Damn you.

[WeakArc]

Row row fight the power

And Marisa's now a "He"...

[SolRosenberg84]

Jesus H Christ, what the fuck was that!

[touhoufreak]

You ARE a GEnius!!!

[Membrane556]

Well she's a comic genius since she always makes me laugh.

[SoJekzy]

WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE~!

[Chibity]

Uh... What did he just say to us...?

[Derlunia]

Ohhh... Mr. Body Massage machine GO!

[Kevinblue035]

Eeeeeuuuuuuhhhh... What the hell?

[JollyWare807]

BODY MASSAGE~!

[Kevinblue035]

G~I~JOE~!!

(or mabey CHI~RU~NO~!! )

[Lumina66]

Body Message!