TOP 10 DIRTY SPONGEBOB JOKES

[xEpTICSHOTZz]

@generalguy55 its a period joke Bro. It means don't have your... never mind

[ALCvideoprofile]

Oh my, these are why I still watch cartoons. If I were a cartoonist, id have so much fun subtly hiding these jewels in every cartoon for the older audiences to laugh at while the kids in the room scratch their heads in confusion.

[cokblocker8000]

Don't drop the soap and he winks.... buttrape... wow.

[gingerisevil02]

Don't drop 'em! Rofl. I don't think all of these were dirty jokes. Can someone explain #9 to me?

Defiantly a show for older kids and young teens!

[cokblocker8000]

@gingerisevil02 It's a period joke. Once a month women... nevermind. It doesn't matter. Clearly shouldn't be in a childrens show.

[vondl6]

he winked when he said dont drop em .lmao

[Generalsguy55]

I may sound stupid but what does the soap one mean?

[Smokehn12]

@Generalsguy55 in jail you're not supposed to drop the soap in the showers.

[Coconutszz]

@Generalsguy55 if u drop the soap in prison, some black dude named bubba will butt rape u

[38clonetrooper]

did they purposely want people to find this?

[tylerk128]

u forgot the 1 when krabs say dont go section 8 on me

[scorp1357]

OMG

[jbfan1234589]

U Have Got to be kidding me,,, KIDS STILL WATCH THIS SHOW AND UR MIND IS HALF PERVERTED THE OTHER HALF O WAIT THERE ISNT ANOTHER HALF ITS ALL PERVERTED!!!!!!!!!!! GET A LIFE!!! AND STOP PUTTING THIS CRAP IN CHIDRENS MINDS!!!!!!

[thegearking123]

@jbfan1234589 LOL your name is jbfan i dont think anyone cares what you say

[Truth3DD]

thumbs up if you could survive a zombie attack

[keaokole1]

i hate when my top comment gets deleted

[Snozberriezz]

rofl"don't drop em"

[CrazyClara101]

Frilly things :)

[consintrovy]

Spongebob turns 60 today so if you see her, make sure you sing Mnohaja Lita to her.

[Jattmafia313]

lmaooo #1 proves hes is a gay sponge

[Nodog799]

you forgot firmly grAsp it

[druid299]

Ah dude!!! You forgot the best one....."Who wants to lick my cheeks?!?!"

[wattsupfreakypeople1]

hey guys remeber that episode where spongebob says" patrick, ur genious is showing " and then patrick is like "where????" cuz he thinks something else is showing!!!! lol

[HanzoHattori15]

2:13 XD When I saw the #2 episode I completely missed that joke.

[HyperChocolateCookie]

I don't get # 9 ...

[xLILJaCKASSESx]

@HyperChocolateCookie THEY THINK THAT SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK ARE GAY SO HOW THEY MADE A BABY CLAM

[Scruffy0105]

i don't get number 6

[isaiahd07]

Kinda disappointing :/

[masterleonnoel]

I don't think those last two were intentional XD

[doglover1087]

He forgot wen sandy and spongebob were at the beach and he was going to attack her when she was off gurd then sandy said "Spongebob r u done changing into ur bathing suit" Then he said "Yes im ready...ready to get it on":D ;]

[deathnote36O]

@Dororoisepic Dont drop the soap it is from jail and it' means if you drop it in the shower with other men their has not had sex for a while you bend down to pick it up and you're done. Lol

[TheSondiame]

you missed the one where Mr Krabs says. "So what are we doing looking at porn?" On the same episdoe as number 5

[Channiej93]

HAHA the last two were so fucking cheesy xD

[SweetPeachCreamPie]

I don't get the last one.... Btw, super cooks spongebob thing!!! Really cool, idk how u did it... But it looks like pictochat....

[AppaloosaDreaming]

@SweetPeachCreamPie The last one is because of jail lore... apparently, if you dropped the soap in the showers and bent down to pick it up, you would be ass-raped. :/

[PegasusBigBang]

what was #2 & #1 supposed to mean anything dirty?

[Dororoisepic]

@PegasusBigBang "that time of the month" is when girls get their period,and "dont drop the soap" is some sorta jail joke thats suppose to mean something dirty but i dont get it...

[rasashai7]

@Dororoisepic when u drop the soap and pick it up u get a dick in ur butt

[crazydudetz]

It's missing "TEX-ASS". Episode where Sandy wants to leave Bikini Bottom.

[JKCDLT]

@Melbelly98 in prison if you drop the soap and you bend over to pick it up you opening yourself to rape

[Melbelly98]

I don't see how number 1 is dirty.. o-o someone please explain? LOL

[eliteorphan]

come on....you forgot the BEST one.

Sandy: spongebob doesn't have hair....or does he?

[BlackRosesWeep]

Squidward's eyes and nose look like....uh......dirty things....and in the episode with the conch shell, Patrick was.....sucking on his nose..

[FragileLilPenguin]

Lololol.

[Iceh1337]

lol'd

[crazyhugzlol]

no weenies allowed: sandy- spongebob, are you ready yet?

spongebob: ready! (lower voice) ready to get it on.

[randir14]

I just saw an episode where some customers say "Maybe Squidward should get size reduction surgery so he can dance better."

[LisaChuUK]

"PANTY RAID!

You mean... girls right?"

That's quite disturbing LOL

[PerrettaProductions]

the whole premise of the show is dirty ... the crusty crab is in the bikini bottom ...

[lilbit15210]

@PerrettaProductions i NEVER thought of that 0_0.. this sir(or ma'am) is the best comment ever. :)

[ska8er4myholelife]

The end was funny he put down the soap and said don't drop emm.

[andrewisaguyname]

and?



[dbalban1]

Funckin retarted

[dbalban1]

This is gay

[Kaufhiq]

I like spongbob and I watch spongbob squarepants

[MegaScream1991]

@Paris8681 you obviously have a problem

[squibbley6]

Even funnier about the time of the month one is that the blimp is red.

[JETWoodrow]

What episode is 2 from?

[JTKatz07]

The most adult reference was Spongebob on his roof and Patrick telling him to say he's "Ugly and Proud" and while shouting that Squidward says "Is that what he calls it?" Obviously referring to "Gay and proud"

[Paris8681]

dying in laughter

[GPischke]

I never realized how dirty this show can be.

[Aflay1]

>Click this --------> 2:13

>close your eyes

>shit brix

[BellzTechnicolor]

1:26 Ohh Yeaaaaaahhh....

[DunnNoAName]

when spongebob and patrick found that pearl and the merchant was like what was it doing there ans spongebob said choking a clam i died

[lizz11]

you forgot when spongebob forgets how to do everything & wears his underwear on his head & his nose is sticking out...

[SseeingRred013]

I feel young again!!

.....EuGEnE?

[xXTheMizSucksXx]

LMAO The one where Spongebob says "Don't drop em" mad me die laughing!

[BryanGameMaster]

0_______o

[SylentSparrow]

Dude you forgot "Patrick, your genius is showing!"

"Where!?" (covers crotch).

[cartoonkid814]

@SylentSparrow he also forgot when Mr. Krabs said, "Any porn in this store?!"

[UBTrollinMe]

@cartoonkid814 what?! which episode!!!

[hallee1231]

@SylentSparrow hahaa i remember watching that when i was a little kidd :D lol

[marcdification]

the old spongebob is better than the new one

[brandonrohs1]

i dont get number 9

[droptheleash1992]

@brandonrohs1 it's implying that Spongebob and Patrick are a couple, and the clam is their child.

[LittleSpookyGirl15]

I wish my parents would get cable soon. I miss all the funny adult humor in the shows like SpongeBob and fairy Odd parents. I do have to say that SpongeBob is the most adult humor filled kids show i have ever seen.

[troopman4]

wait dont forget "oral report" when spongebob saw everyone in underwear! lol

[champdude17]

What about spongebob are you ready? Yes sandy I most certainly am ready, ready to get ti on!

[mrgame221]

in the end of rock a bye bivalve patrick says to spongebob that they should have another one,and possed like he wants to have,you know

[sethssth]

what about "eat sperm" from choclate with nutss ?

[OMGitsbacon24]

LOL!! dont drop da soap!!! :D

[warpedcomedy]

The ultimate joke would be for Mr. Krabs to say "Shalom"!

[keaokole1]

i was watching an episode with my daughter where spongebob was watching a spanish dancer on t.v. (its like a swimming sea slug). gary came into the room and spongebob turned the channel to football. gary meowed at him and spongebob said "what, i wasnt watching anything!". i laughed my fucking ass off!!....my daughter thought i was weird....(she was too young to understand luckily)

[Aflay1]

@keaokole1 That is the best of the dirty jokes in my opinion.

[KC816VB]

@keaokole1 i laughed hella hard on that part too

[HunterOSerna]

@keaokole1 spongebob said gary i was just looking for the sports channel

[keaokole1]

@keaokole1 sorry my discription was a bit OFF...haha! havnt seen the episode since it was new i guess. just seen the clip and my memory wasnt up to par...still funny as hell

[AceofDlamonds]

@keaokole1

Yes, I wondered why that one wasn't on the list.

[SNICKERZ159]

@keaokole1 LOLOLOLOL THAT IS SOOOOOO MESSED UP!!!!!!!!! it was like watchin sumin he wasnt supposed 2 watch!

[megustaqueso2mill]

@SNICKERZ159 hehe got yoooou

[xLILJaCKASSESx]

@keaokole1 I KNOW I WONDERED IF IT WAS A STRIP DANCER OR SOMETHING CUS HE WAS REAL ENTERTAINED

[theartfever]

"Were gonna make this whole weeny thing blow up in his face."

[Kayley199514]

@tokyomilkshake2 they never said it was hidden, they said top ten and most of them are relatively mild

[godlessgamer24]

I miss the good Spongebobs ...

[techfreak51396]

1:37 No thongs?

[techfreak51396]

1:37 No thongs?

[yellowcorba1]

I don't get the last two?

[PrettyPrincess2614]

@yellowcorba1 Why would Mr. Krabs's mother own any thongs? LOL that's his mama's house!

[ilikeGorillaz1]

@yellowcorba1 time of the month - a womans period

dont drop the soap - you would have to bend over to grab them, and when in prison youll get raped.

[ImmaTFSFan]

@Thefurchild1204 Ever heard of "Don't drop the soap"?

[xxxBreBugxxx]

I think you missed the best one. It's not a video clip butttt, Spongebob live in Bikini Bottom and works at the Krusty Krab.

[CPZombieClone]

0:53 I Don't Get #6?

[supersentai1975]

@CPZombieClone Refers to the 7 bad words you can't say on TV (George Carlin)

[tokyomilkshake2]

How is any of this, with the exception of the soap joke, hidden or sexual?

[forevasnoclaf]

1:25 = patrick with his rape face, mr.krabs surprised and spongebob just standing there all happy and stuff haha

[TheGacktfanatic]

OMG I DIDN'T THAT THEY WHERE HIDDEN DIRTY JOKES IN SPONGBOB! XD

[thedreamsinger02]

lol number 2 is funny

[jillnz45]

LOL @ #7 PERFECT CENSORSHIP!

[rainbowpantz3]

when tony fast jr.comes 2 mrs puffs boating skool and two guys ask 2 sign a book and a steering wheel then a girl comes up and goes "will u sign my..." *arms spread out* then some1 interupts her LOLOLOL

[yobekans]

dirty joke #1 should be the fact that Mr. "Krabs" (crabs) lives in "bikini bottom"

[20001javed]

thumbs up if you saw all these episodes

[Tardisbluee11]

OMG u missed out teh one were patricks says lets have another

[anemone9]

"4. refers to the 'underwire' bra, which works like a pushup bra to enlarge and support cleavage"

Uhh FYI, an underwire bra doesn't work like a push-up bra. An underwire strengthens the frame of the bra's cups. This lets the bra support more of the chest's weight and stay in place better. It does nothing at all to enhance cleavage. Of course, a bra can have both an underwire and push-up cups.

[BoboBear22]

Wtf did I watch my whole life

[bunnyyummy123]

"We score here allllllll the time."

[Gypsyfeel10]

I looked in the History. Why was my brother watching this?

[tipofmytongue1024]

What about "Can you feel it now Mr Krabs?" and it looks like Patrick is having sex but he's on a seahorse ride.

[RetroVideoFan]

@tipofmytongue1024 Actually he was riding on a customer's back, who then responded by saying, Get off of me!

[fhskater222]

What about ... "I think it goes stuck up your"

[xyzmaster86]

this the reason why spongebob is on mtv

[jillnz45]

@xyzmaster86

He's on MTV?

[xyzmaster86]

@jillnz45 mtv owns some rights to air spongebob

[Dangeronthetrack]

this is stupid as hell

[chelseapaytonlarry]

Whats so wrong about # 6

[ZachD8]

You should of added this quote... "With all these holes.. the possibilities are endless!" (from the colored krabby pattie episode

[012libby]

what?! you didnt even have "Patrick, your genuis is showing....."

[qwe6348]

its weird because viocam or whatever makes really naughty toys/novelty items of spongebob and patrick

[989FOX989]

@Scarlin424 Dropping the soap is an euphemism for anal rape.

[blademegaman]

@989FOX989 i thought was the only one who got that in that episode.. seriously he told gary not to drop them while winking lol.

[DiamondPrincessCayla]

Some of the jokes were kinda corny

[MrBlackhawking]

you dont think about these things as a kid :0

[iwatchvideos57]

Crabs in bikini bottoms. think about it. there's something wrong with that sentence.

[LivingLikeSlaves]

omg what about that part where he has the pearl and the guy's like "thats a nice ball" XD

[adacom1000]

make out reef,  awesome

[Ventedlemur44]

you guys forgot the best one ever

ITS NORMAL SIZE AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL, LOOK

[worldterror2012]

my vid foze at 0:07.. there was a creepy man with a heart surrounding his head.. lol

[TheAdam1995]

South Park had the balls to use those thirteen bad words on television. Seth Macfarline... eat your heart out.

[NiddiQifa]

Spongebob is the only show where they can use gore,violence, and dirty joke and gets away with it as a children show.

[SugarRuneStarNut]

I never notices the last one o.O omg, that had to be intentional

[mrarviso76]

Here are the one's you missed:

1. Sandy asks "spongebob are you ready?, then spongebob says " Oh yes sandy, I'm most certainly am ready. Ready to get it on!"

2. Spongebob says to Patrick " Your genius is showing patrick covers that are becuz he thought spongebob said penis.

3. In the episode secret box after spongebob opens the box patrick laughs like a rapist

4. In ghoul fouls a giant hand grabs spongebob and then it sounds like he's getting raped

5. Spongebob says where did our balls go?

[GarretSlarrity]

Where the hell is "ESCALATORS ESCALATORS ESCALATORS.......Eels?"

[comrade127]

lol "its that time of the month" *giant bloody flying tampon*

and what about "ANY PORN IN THIS STORE!?!?" from mid life crustacean?

[bigmeknurgle]

@comrade127 I think its "any port in this storm"? From the old sailor saying "any port in a storm" where they would head to the nearest port, regardless of their intended destination, in dangerous weather rather than risk sinking.

Mr. Krabs use of it makes me think he's using it in the same way as "any hole is a goal". Look 'em up.

[fatgamer176]

@comrade127 The Spongebob Wikia transcript for that claims he says "Any party to sta--!" but I hear "Any port in a storm!" Maybe it intentionally sounds like that but that's not what he's saying.

[SpychoSpy]

@comrade127 BarneyIsPerverted.

[comrade127]

@SpychoSpy hahahahahaha yeah my fave spongebob pooper

[TheHulkster1234]

any one no this for adults and kids so they put adult stuff in it

[NaffPronk]

The last one made me laugh into my drinks and now I have juice on my face :D

[pokegamer123]

ROFL if you pause at this EXACT spot in 1:25, You get Patrick with his rape face and Mr. Krabs surprised.

[SammiCakesAdventures]

who's the dumb bitch who wrote that crap? she must be religious..Spongebob is awesome.

[GirlEdward]

What About SANDY CHEEKS ? XD

[GhostDrow]

1) I am pretty sure its referring to the fact that soap is hard to pick up if you drop it, not the jail joke

2) 'Time of the month' can be taken many different ways(aka anything that happens monthly), considering what happened next this joke is not dirty.

I could go on for each one but because of the youtube comment length I wont, but I hope you get the point. Taking things out of context doesn't help make your point..it just makes you look retarded..oh and by the way..you are a retard.

[dftew53]

This is the reason I still watch Spongebob.Thumbs up if you agree.

[chipmunk101ism]

i don't get the "don't drop the soap" part :(

[LCFinley23]

@chipmunk101ism if u go to prison you will find out

[NaffPronk]

@chipmunk101ism "Don't drop the soap" is actually pretty well known. It became well known because of when you go to prison (if you're male), people say "don't drop the soap" because that would mean in the shower bending over naked, and then another man comes over and I'll let you guess the rest. It's also used as a way of discriminating against gay men, they say "Don't drop the soap" as an insult to them.

[chipmunk101ism]

@NaffPronk oh!! haha thanks so much! :D

[NaffPronk]

@chipmunk101ism lol you're welcome :D

[videosofclanmatch]

wtf?

[chillywillis1]

What about when it showed the flee give birth

[Blackopsplayercards]

2, also he does the nazi sway

[butterfingers50912]

what about the "ghost of squid" when squid says "and tickle my fancy undermanned"

[predatedklmn]

patrick you ate my ball

[predatedklmn]

patrick you ate my balls



[corvettefunstudios]

looks like i'm on the wrong side of youtube again

[greenim]

Your order was a little wack, but not bad selection.

[zzranmazz]

too bad you didn't get the one where spongebob says "patrick, your genius is showing" but patrick thinks he said penis, and is why he covers his private area.

[XBOX360FOEVA]

Patrick your genius is showing... where! Referiing to his penis

[bloodboy227]

@XBOX360FOEVA i know where is that

[HotShotOmega]

#1 should count as 3.