Dylan Moran - Australians

[Beaniekid99]

LOL! Yeah living in Australia is a bit...isolating but we're all cool with it.

[funkyironman69]

I would hate to be Australian... oh wait... never mind

[DeeSparticus]

LOL Worooloorooloo... Sounds like Worooloo... A jail? Really? LOL! This guy is so funny.

[LRRSPVUP]

lololol im aussie and this is fucking funny, cos you know he doesnt mean it

[originaldahha]

thumbs up for the the comment " because i want to kill a wiggle" =P

[OleNieling]

whats australians?

[MuN3rZz]

@OleNieling are you fucking with me?

[A16AdamWalker]

wow.. it's amazing to see he him semi-sober... few years back saw him at the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, he was absolutely hammered, to the point where he needed his dressing gown on in case he fell asleep on stage

oh and btw, who the hell is Charlie Pickering?

[aaronmcintosh26]

@A16AdamWalker look up 7pm project. he is the guy in the middle mate.

[VictoriaFTW66]

@A16AdamWalker He isn't drunk. That's part of his act and why people go and see him. Derp.

[A16AdamWalker]

@VictoriaFTW66 Where your there in Edinburgh? Nah, he was bladdered, not fuckinh acting, bladdered. He admitted it ya pompus widdo

[VictoriaFTW66]

@VictoriaFTW66 Herp, you seem to not understand being either a comedian or the arts.

[sw96]

I got to see this Live, best night ever :D

[mynalone]

I love jokes about Australia, it just makes living here funnier because you're like, "Oh, it IS like that, isn't it?"

[ScarletHarlotry]

I love how offensive he is. I am English-Australian, I must be a masochist because I love that he's making fun of my dual heritage xD

[slebleb]

@stinkbra he's Irish, not "a brit"

[stinkbra]

LOL y are u complaining ppl!!! im australian and i was pissin myself =] ... its not THAT hot tho, its just because hes a brit and lives in a dark freezer lololol

[MrNzguy1]

so the wiggles feel no pain didn't one of them get like aids or something

[deurage1523]

@MrNzguy1 haha no it was brain disease i think

[planetshakerxx]

that description of australia in the beginning was actualli pretty accurate if you think about it... hahaha never thought it that way :D

[0MyChemicalRomance3]

Haha. I'm Australian, And not offended at all.

Lighten up people [:

~Monique-Rosee. <3

[mgo26]

@0MyChemicalRomance3 Exactly. I find our 'renowned' sense of humor often doesn't extend to jokes made about us.

[benjyyy]

Dylan plays on these stereotypes that's the whole point! If you take any of it seriously then his comedy is obviously too dark for you

[chaosengineer84]

@benjyyy i am an aussie and this guy is fantastic just makes me laugh great comedian :P

[elpumpkino06]

Awesome comedian one of my faveroutes seems like hes drunk lol

[TheSpiritOfJazz2]

The wiggles are our way to sublimanly send all the children in the world under Australias control!....via brainwash!

[TheTerminalMoose]

"I don't think crucifixion would tickle a Wiggle." :D

[jiimbobb678]

what the fuck is a wiggle?

[HIMROCS4eva]

ita a kids tv program that comes from austrlia and yeah

they been round for like 15 years ae.

they just guys that do all this dancing..... in hate them, lol.

[satanpie666]

if your aussie then you wouldve been their groupie when you were 3. every kid was. personally i was into thomas the tank engine haha

[RhinoGreymist]

Hells yeah. Thomas was the highlight of my childhood. That and Brum.

[ledimsk]

an Australian children's music group

[HarukaGum]

I think a Wiggle is one of those guys from the "Wiggles" kids show...

[KevinKij89]

he needs to walk around more on stage

[fitlyf08]

hes a comdeian not a dancer

[KevinKij89]

yeah but he is not a corpse either

[fitlyf08]

no that is true, just different style to lee evans and such, his humour isnt based on running about and stupid actions

[minidazzler]

He's pissed, if he walks he falls:D

[mmmtriplem]

did he say kill a wiggle?

[SupermarketsRevil]

lol I can sympathise with his desire to kill wiggles..as an Aussie I am used to the use of the comedic stereotype of Australia as a prison, but I can't say I found this to be particularly funny.

[themanfromthehouse]

It is a prison.

[SupermarketsRevil]

Non of my ancestors came to australia as convicts, bitch. Australia is hugely multicultural, just like the US, and to a lesser extent the UK.

You're just jealous cos no one knows where the fuck your little country it and no one gives a fuck.

Do I say all people from your country are bad because of the governmental corruption and fraud that has occurred recently in Azerbaijan?

What about the high crime levels? Surely you are all criminals.

The lesson- get an education & do not stereotype

[brainwasher9876]

whoa calm down dude. He's just commentating on Dylan Moran's analogy. I'm Australian too, and speaking as one I honestly think you are taking this a little bit too seriously.

[SupermarketsRevil]

nah fuck that... There is no fucking humour in this at all. He is just perpetuating a negative and untrue fucking stereotype. Having a laugh at our expense for the sake of cockheads like this fuckign azerbaijan bastard here

[brainwasher9876]

he's just repeating what the bloke said. You may as well say dylan moran's terrible at jokes.

[SupermarketsRevil]

in this case, yes he is....except what the fuck does some kid in a tiny country on the other side of the world know about australia? There is no common heritage like with th UK, so he can piss off

[brainwasher9876]

I'm curious mate, how do you know he's from azerbaijan? what if he's australian and can take a joke?

[SupermarketsRevil]

Cos thats what his profile says.. If he is Australian he obviously doesnt give two shits about his country.

[brainwasher9876]

you checked out his profile? lol ur taking him way too seriously :) and he obviously didnt take thsi seriously either. I mean come on, everyone knows (except perhaps the most ignorant of Americans which sadly make up a large portion of the US) that australia's not a penal colony anymore.

[SupermarketsRevil]

It doesnt take a private investigator to look at his profile, just a click of the mouse. But yes, I agree thost most non-retarded people today know that Australia's short history as a penal colony gives no bearing on what it is today. Any, enough complaining lol

[Soccerpersonz10]

@SupermarketsRevil Ahhh fuck off ya cunt, Dylan Moran rips on EVERYONE.

I'm Australian, and you shame our bloody country, so FUCK OFF

[SupermarketsRevil]

Yeah he rips on everyone, but these stereotypes were fucking stupid and blatantly false. Go fuck off to ur girly boy punk music from americs that and ur pansy skateboard tricks that you clearly love so much...Move to America if you want that shit you fag.

[Soccerpersonz10]

@SupermarketsRevil ALL the stereotypes he uses are blatantly false and fucking stupid. You are clearly someone who's not especially gifted in the intellectual department, so fuck off, and stop acting like you are.

P.S I hate the vast majority of Americans, and okay, I will fuck off to the 'pansy skateboarding tricks i love so much'

Think of a smart insult/argument next time instead of just embarrassing yourself.

[SupermarketsRevil]

No point using an intellectuaal argument against a fuckwit like you.

I simply said this cunts not funny - you can laugh while you play with ur skateboard and listen to the jonas brothers if you want but fuck off and leave me alone.

[Soccerpersonz10]

@SupermarketsRevil Jonas Brothers are the death of music.

You spelt intellectual wrong.

[SupermarketsRevil]

Wow, i guess you win then. I was typing quickly and held the a button down too long. Gee, that makes a HUGE difference to the sentiment of the reply. Oh wait, no, it makes fuck all difference.

Get a life spelling nazi, this isn't a fucking spelling test

[Soccerpersonz10]

@SupermarketsRevil Obviously not, but spell check IS useful sometimes. When you're trying to prove a point about being smart, like.

[SupermarketsRevil]

Dude, I've got better things to do than spellcheck youtube comments, like scratching my balls.

If you were a hot chick, maybe I would spellcheck.

[Soccerpersonz10]

@SupermarketsRevil And if you we're a hot guy maybe i'd think more of you.

You don't even know what I look like cause the pixels on my videos are the size of lego blocks.

[Soccerpersonz10]

@SupermarketsRevil HAHAHAHAHA EFFING LOL.

I'm not emo, in fact, if I could kill one type of person on this earth, it would be emos.

How do you know I skate if you haven't seen my vids...Do you even know how old I am?

[Soccerpersonz10]

@SupermarketsRevil And I am noticing that every time I disprove a point you say you make some retarded fact out of nothing up.

'Go listen to the Jonas Brothers'

Yeah, cause I love them...

'Go be emo!'

Totally...

[ecbfilms001]

@Soccerpersonz10 Spelled*. Spelt is a type of wheat.

[mmmtriplem]

calm down! hes a fucking comedian! get a life!

[SupermarketsRevil]

Fuck you. If he's a comedian maybe he should say something funny. His other stuff is good, but this is shit. Go fuck your mum triplem you commercial radio fanboy slut

[mmmtriplem]

you wish

[SupermarketsRevil]

Your mum wishes her kid wasn't a retard.

[tjkin2]

haha i think everyone who reads these comments will realise you are a colossal douche. nicely done.

[LRRSPVUP]

@SupermarketsRevil hes joking. troll.jpeg

[SupermarketsRevil]

@LRRSPVUP the suffix for jpeg files is .jpg. You're doing it wrong.

[LRRSPVUP]

@SupermarketsRevil i just got out trolled and destroyed

[SupermarketsRevil]

@LRRSPVUP Don't fret. Many others have also tried and failed.

[96aromaz]

@SupermarketsRevil lol ur a phail

[SupermarketsRevil]

@96aromaz You spelt "fail" wrong.

[yroslav]

what is a wiggle excatly ?

[GoHomeTed]

They're a childrens musical group from australia. World famous, they have various theme parks, toys, cds,dvds and other fun things aha :)

[crazynighthawk]

When I was in Oz, I was amazed to find out The Wiggles were the highest-earning Australians of 2008!

Ahead of the likes of Nicole Kidman and Kylie Minogue!!! O_O

[GoHomeTed]

Really?

Jessh thats encouraging,considering they started off as teachers.

[crazynighthawk]

"THE Wiggles have topped BRW Magazine's top 50 Entertainers list for the fourth consecutive year.

In the 2007-08 period the children's entertainment group grossed $45 million dollars to beat pop princess Kylie Minogue's fortune. "

What makes it more hilarious is I'd never heard of them before I went to Australia! XD

[GoHomeTed]

Well if your not a 6 year old kid, i'm sure it shouldnt phase you too much.. unless of corse you're into that sort of thing ahaha.

But man is that impressive. :D

[xXxGutlessWonderxXx]

@GoHomeTed shame that Greg left :( and his replacement sucks >=(

[Matteger23]

@yroslav i used to watch them when i was a Kid..... SCARY!!!

[ThePilbaraPrince]

@yroslav I remember Chris Martin from Coldplay complaining how the The Wiggles outsold them at New York's Madison Square Garden - 12 consecutive sellout concerts lol.

[aidyanimal]

view 2000

[phallyvin]

hahaha.

[GoHomeTed]

Brillaintly comic.

[ChevyGrubb]

"the real reason im here is to, is to kill a wiggle" hahah gold!