Big Macintosh - One pony plus hundreds of appletrees just doesn't add up

[batboybun]

Eeyup

[Scarredgraymouse]

as a straight female, I find this voice EXTREMELY sexy.

[arnyjk]

Wow, back when he actually knew more than two words.

[royaltyler1]

pony + 100(s)appletrees = 101ponyappletrees = 101fluttershys = Co

Co = Cuteness Overload

[royaltyler1]

@royaltyler1 Wait, there was an error. The answer should actually be:

Co to the 101th power.

[Piccadillyo]

ARGH CUTE EAR THING AND EYE ROLE HEEEEE ^_^

[RocketpugX]

DON'T USE YOUR FANCY MATHEMATICS TO MUTTER THE ISSUE

[LanceII]

And then Applejack cut his tongue out.

[avrilrocks55]

I wish they would feature Macintosh more.

He's my favorite pony. D:

[EliteSlayer004]

@avrilrocks55 but he's not a pony.

he's a horse

[avrilrocks55]

@EliteSlayer004 I advise you to go look at a picture of a irl horse and a pony

big mac is not a horse

[PoutingXEvoke]

Holy balls, he speaks.

[chadkoel1]

I just have to do this: don't you use your fancy mathmatics!

[guitarpotato444]

math shows that The Pony is Equal to or greater than 100 apple trees

numbers don't lie people

[adshield]

One pony plus hundreds of appletrees?

Random friend: What is that?

Me: I'm not sure! I'm afraid we need to use... (pause for dramatic effect) MATH.

[soniczdawun1]

If there's one pony and a hundred apple trees being added up, then you could define that as

100x + y. Rearrange that into a linear function, and you get y = -100x, which is a decreasing function. Yeah, she's never gonna get that shit done.

[GearShotgun]

this is the longest thing he's ever said

[AnonBrony]

Thanks G.I. Joe! Now we know!!

And Knowing is half the battle!

[TobiMcgoodboy]

Hmm…. Jack and Silent Mac anyone?

[daphill]

hmmmm anyone else wonder this?.....big mac apple jakc apple bloom and GRANNY smith....where are the parents to apple jack and apple bloom?.... oh no....DID THEY GO IN FLUTTERSHY'S SHED?!?! O_O

[JesterUK2]

one grown man plus hundreds of pony figures just doesn't add up

[Theroxurworld101]

I cant watch this without hearing big mac say "im so fresh you can suck my nuts"

[newsearching]

I would've much preferred this voice to the one in Hearts and Hooves Day.

[Katana314]

Woah god...this VA definitely sounds really weird after seeing so much of season 2.

[RedSpiderZero]

Wait a minute....is this the same VA from season 2?

[zerowazhere]

@RedSpiderZero ya only talking in baby talk cause of the love potion

[GThing64]

@RedSpiderZero Eeyup.

[xNebulan23x]

@RedSpiderZero SHMOOPY

[Nmason78]

His voice here sounds different than his voice in Hearts and Hooves Day

[Apollomasque]

I like to think that Macintosh is actually very articulate and smart, but he just doesn't say much because he usually doesn't have anything to add to the conversation (His sisters do plenty of talking)

[Allday524]

@Apollomasque Well according to Appleloom he's just really shy.

[harlescay]

@Apollomasque

"Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

[StarfoxHeadbanger]

@Apollomasque Why would you "like to think" that? It's the truth.

[twilitbeing]

@Apollomasque That would explain why he got Discorded into behaving like a dog: he had his common sense removed.

[Shiirow]

@Apollomasque ;: I know, sometimes a simple "A'yup" speaks volumes.

[nickyv917]

@Apollomasque Confucius once said: He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.

[duranls1]

biggest sentence Big Mac ever said in 2 seasons so far heh

(besides "I have a Special Somepony")

[duranls1]

@duranls1 and "how you like them apples" lol

[Rangersleadtheway233]

yes it does... but only if applejack is made of dark matter

[XxKawaiiCookies]

what episode is this

[AndItAintNoMan]

@XxKawaiiCookies Season 1 Episode 4. Applebuck Season.

[2DMax99]

Why are you guys making a mess out of this equation? It's quite simple:

One Pony + Hundreds of Apple Trees = An army of Fluttershys.

Pff. And I thought I was the dumb one around here...

[DJDeadca7t]

This is like more than BM has said other than Yep!

[ApocalypseMoose]

Am I the only one that thinks Big Mac sounds sort of like Tom Hanks?

[TheNapoleonnerd]

@ApocalypseMoose Eeyup

[Kyronea]

Why can't we have this Big Mac voice back? I want him to be soft spoken, not completely unable to speak except in gibberish and the occasional drug trip!

[MeowthRocket]

@Kyronea 4 words...

Hearts and Hooves Day.

[Kyronea]

@MeowthRocket Yes, that would be what I was referring to when I spoke of an addled drug trip.

[Putridprudential]

Am I the only one hearing the awesome soundtrack in background when he's talking ?

[TheEvilTater]

Longest sentence ever formed!

[MareInTheMoon]

I'm not sure...I'm afraid we need to use

MATH!

[firelightyear]

I want him to talk more often.

[Resurrectedfantasy]

We needz more horse power!!!

[MaceTheBarrowsLord]

And then Big Mac became a parrot for the rest of the series.

[AnonBrony]

1 pony + 100 trees = 101 Fluttershys.

[Xidphel]

SHO MINAMIMOTO APPROVES! APPLEJACK IS A YOCTOGRAM COMPARED TO BIG MAC!

[Oatmealareyoucraz]

Sure it does...1 P + 100x apples= BEANS OR CELERY?!!

[TheEvilTacos]

One character plus hundreds of "eeyups" just doesn't add up

[ASmackOfJellyfish97]

STOP WITH THE FUCKING MATH PUNS!!!! I JUST FINISHED OVER 30 GRAPHING EXERCISES IN A FUCKING HOUR!

[TehTy777]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness p + 100a = X

100a = X - P

a= (X – P) / 100

...

It just doesn't add up.

[gracebasherguy92]

Holy shit! He said a full sentence!!!

[HyperActiveMexklok69]

@gracebasherguy92 Eeyup! XD

[JohnTheBrony]

How many apples could applejack buck if Big macintosh helped? all of em.

[Bakorafanboy13]

Big macs only full sentence EVER

he needs his own episode but next season season 2 has had too many apples already

[silverblondguy3]

@Bakorafanboy13 the upcoming episode will feature him XD

[peepsbates]

remember when big mac used to speak in full sentences? yeah niether do i

[HypnotizedDream]

Actually it would be 1p + (a < 9) x 10^2 = ?

wait I think what big mac means is one pony as in one force so that would make it 1(ma) + (a < 10) x 10^2 = ?

and since we don't know Applejack's force or acceleration it doesn't fucking add up at all, you don't have enough data. also since you can't add up an amount of force to an amount of apples to get a reasonable mechanic, it can't be solved no matter how many ponies there are.

[HypnotizedDream]

@HypnotizedDream I made a mistake Its supposed to be (0 < a < 10) in the first and second one :)

[SCaitan]

@HypnotizedDream Dont you use your fancy mathematics to mudder the issue!

[tonyanthony8]

@HypnotizedDream Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue!

[sonicspartan2013]

@HypnotizedDream DONT YOU BRING YOUR FANCY MATHIMATICS IN THIS!

[pipuk3]

@HypnotizedDream would he being applejacks big brother who work side by side know how much she can handle ?

[DeathBlade182]

@HypnotizedDream ...you just reminded me why I decided not to study engineering .__.

[MareInTheMoon]

@HypnotizedDream Though a pony is more than just force or acceleration.

[BronyHeretic]

@MareInTheMoon Are you retarded?

[MareInTheMoon]

@BronyHeretic You may just not get the joke, which may mean that in fact the retarded one is the person I've just replied to.

[BronyHeretic]

@MareInTheMoon Jokes usually are humorous.

[MareInTheMoon]

@BronyHeretic And humour is a matter of taste.

[Sneaky1711]

@HypnotizedDream what

[CovertAgentSkittles]

@HypnotizedDream

Mind = "KABOOM"

[nathanielwhitt222134]

@HypnotizedDream are you a god?

[TdafanficReal]

@HypnotizedDream weno speak your big smart talk

[TuxedoClam]

@HypnotizedDream I'm hardly an expert at math or physics, but wouldn't you need a different variable to differentiate a, apples, from a, acceleration? :D

[Arrbee0072]

@HypnotizedDream i got something like this in a physics test, was apart of the solution



[DRAGOON2ONIONKNIGHT]

@HypnotizedDream Even though I know your language, I still don't know what the fuck you're saying!

[shelby4369]

@HypnotizedDream I don't get it...........OH, Now I ge-*head explodes*

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

@HypnotizedDream Fuck Common Sense, we will do it difficult way!

[HyperShadic89]

Back when big mac used to speak.

[thatpenguingirl]

@HyperShadic89 I'm so excited for the Big Mac episode next week...

[Shenty117]

@thatpenguingirl There a Big Mac episode? *shits in pants*

[thatpenguingirl]

@Shenty117 This Saturday, "Hearts and Hooves Day". Spoilers on Wikipedia. :3

[ArmorTalons310]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness Algebra godamnit! MAH MIND IS FULL OF FUCK.

[Charmolution]

I love AJ's hair in this clip.

[nigahiga68]

"Bir brother, do you think I can harvest all the apple trees on my own?"

"I'm not sure. I'm afriad we'll have to use... Nnnope."

[HiddenFacedMatt]

Well, of course it doesn't add up, you're adding unlike terms!

[SonsOfSauron]

@HiddenFacedMatt

Just need another equation involving ponies or apples, then we'd be golden...

[the0007lord]

@HiddenFacedMatt No. Using the Fluttershy theory, one pony could potentially be a tree. Therefore, the answer is 101 trees.

[EXRazeBurn]

@HiddenFacedMatt And people wonder why the civilized world stopped using analogies and abstract concepts around mathmaticians.

=3

[PinkyMagenta]

@HiddenFacedMatt School broke up for half term... yet even on pony videos I can't escape maths class!

[Arrbee0072]

@PinkyMagenta i understand, it's the last thing you'd ecpect

[6thhokagephil]

For those who don't know, The valentines episode will have the cutie mark crusaders trying to pair up big mac and Cheerile, I am not kidding.

[Shamelesslilly]

@6thhokagephil sad! ..... it should be Big Mac and Fluttershy :(

[ThePolkaDottedOctopi]

@Shamelesslilly I just thought of that, but you're right! They would make a good couple :) oh an dmaybe they'll earn their cutie marks... A nood on each one. >.>''

[BadskillsVengance]

1 game plus hundreds of angry gamers just doesn't add up

-Valve

[YoshiHDify]

You can't these are not like terms

[jedihunter176]

Big Mac later had a stroke at the end of the episode.

[PygmyPuffPie]

Big Macintosh; Ph.D in Theoretical Mathematics

[Palkia614]

big mac never talked that much ever again

[cheezmasterz1103]

1 + 100 = No addition

PONY LOGIC.

[ThisJustOne]

well first you've got to convert your apple trees into ponies for it to become a proper equation.

[ThePolkaDottedOctopi]

@ThisJustOne it'd be 101 then. DURR no jk.

[LightningFastStudios]

Big Mac got an engineering degree from the University of Waterloo.

[ShoopDaWoosh]

Remember when Big Macintosh had lines??? ... niether do I...

[hugegummybear]

Apple Trees- X 1+X

[CaptainAlliance]

Damn, a full sentence.

[gingersnap1212]

DEAR SWEET CELESTIA, HE HAS SPOKE FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS!

[CrazyJuancho]

yes it does!!!, 1 pony 100 appletrees, 1*100, great i know math THNX MACINTOSH!!

[MultiKukri]

Hundreds of appletrees. NO. OVAR NINETHOUSAAANNND APPLETREES!

[Angeliclily]

I MEAN....EEYUP.

[AnnoyinDutchComments]

''One pony plus HUNNNDERDS of apple tree's...''

[NoUserNamesLeft007]

.... what is that thing Big Macintosh wears around his neck? I never figured it out.

[MrMaxaminus]

@NoUserNamesLeft007 It's a horse collar. It gives the horse something to push against when it's pulling a plow or cart.

[NoUserNamesLeft007]

@MrMaxaminus Oooh, that makes sense. Thanks, that was bugging me.

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

Pony squared + apples squared = celery, big mac. Eeyup.

[EnvoyOfFabulousness]

p + 100a = ?

You can't solve that shit.

[Samail666]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness

lol'd.

[Juliansnake1000]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness It's easy

P + 100a = 0.1.0111.10101/P=5=0.1.1.1.0.1­1/P=1 x 0 = 000000000 /1 = black hole + p= p + 100= P=1 + 100 = 100 + 1= 101

[YoshiHDify]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness You can't these are not like terms :3

[YoshiHDify]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness You can't these are not like terms

[megajebus]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness Hmm, p + 100a = Doesn't add up.

Problem solved.

[TheAle89515]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness Ahhhhh, high school. Where I actually had to give a shit about math.

[BlueSpeedDemon13]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness dude i busted out laughing at that shit

[LovedByLoss]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness I wish someone would explain that shit to my math teacher....

[AeroRanger100]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness -1/100p = a So...for each apple there's -1/100 of a pony...wait...wut?

[EnvoyOfFabulousness]

@AeroRanger100 Noa Noa Noa man, It would be a = -p/100 so for each apple there is a negative hundredth of a pony. So that would mean there are 100 apples for each pony. But this is all speculated, and if i can't staw then gravity can't apple.

[AeroRanger100]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness Um...-p/100 and -1/100p are the same thing.

[EnvoyOfFabulousness]

@AeroRanger100 CURSES don't make me think when watching ponies

[AeroRanger100]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness XD yeah maybe not the best idea...LOL

[Shenty117]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness Let's replace those variants by something more concrete. AJ + 100AT = 101A x J x 100T... Dammit I fail.

[ThePolkaDottedOctopi]

@Shenty117 I wanna try!! AJ + 100AT = 101A x J x 100T = (wait what's j??)

[Shenty117]

@ThePolkaDottedOctopi A = Apple, T = Tree and J = Jack.

[frypoddie]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness Math it hurts it hurts!!!

[wown00bify]

@EnvoyOfFabulousness p = Applejack and there is 1 Applejack so p=1

1 + 100a

A = apple trees so A = 1oo

1 + 100 x 100

100 x 100 = 1000

1000

+ 1

____

1001

so it doesn't add up

[HeroUltraOmega]

@wown00bify 100 x 100 does not equal 1,000. it equals 10,000

[FluttershyTheGamer]

I checked the math and you are wrong Big Mac. 1 pony plus 100 appletrees equals Pinkie Pie

[operationkilled]

Hmmmm, Get Big Mac to get injury so he can Talk, WAT!?

[doaconstrictor]

Let p represent the number of ponies and let a represent the number of apple trees.

p+a=?

He's right. First ponies and apple trees are different units.

Secondly, there are insufficient values, so therefore the expression cannot be calculated.

Big Mac knows his Math.

[GamerOnly62]

Your Math fail my friend Big Mac.

[Vendetta162X]

It takes 2 to make things go riiight!

It takes 2 to make it outta sight!

[LoLBus69]

Big mac really needs more lines

[K9RacingAndStuff]

assuming that b>1, p=pony, f=1 tree, and h=100, p+bhf=non-existent number.

[RunsWithScissors61]

Applejack's death glare was so effective it killed off his ability to speak normally.

[chakolatechip]

Translation: eeyup

[AnonBrony]

yes do they.

1 pony + 100 appletrees= Fluttershy

[Pwiddu]

[insert funny one-liner]

[PandaChonny]

LO AND BEHOLD,

BIG MACINTOSH HAS SPOKEN

[Kari166]

#FactsWithoutWikipedia

[noreason343]

Me: Well scientists, what are your results?

Scientists: After months of calculations, it would seem that 1 pony plus only a few hundred apple trees don't add up.

Me: No, that can't correct! It must be hundreds of apple trees! Hundreds! Check the math again!

[50Dashes]

1 Pony + 100 Apple Trees=

MATHS ERROR

[Shadario777]

Big Mac? you seem nervous, U SCARED??

[Electricpraise777]

I never noticed that AJ was in this scene

[EinLienZ]

Im going to use math...

100 Apple trees + 1 Pony = 100 Apple trees and 1 Pony!

[NajoTheWolf]

I think that injury is what gave him the intelligence to say anything other than yes or no...

[MEGATRYANT]

i am sorry but i will have to use... MATH!

well its pretty simple he just did a mistake lets do the count its easy look!

1 pony would be like the number 1

hundreds of apple trees would be hundreds of apple trees

now divide hundreds of apple trees by 1 = hundreds of apple trees for each pony

conclusion applejack needs to buck hundreds of apple trees

[malcolmmorin]

Big Mac, Y U NO SPEAK FULL SENTENCES NO MORE!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[Jodar5]

This is like the longest line he has ever had...

[slitor]

Applejack, your maximum velocity cannot traverse the displacement to in the given time factor.

[UntitledKirk]

Woah woah woah MACINTOSH stop talking so damn much! Jesus!

[Hikarianotsuki]

@UntitledKirk I know! that asshole hasn't shut his mouth ONCE in this entire series!