Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis - Subtitled

[Hydrocefall]

it's not the real translation

[Zero0097]

sss checkmate for Gary....

[jmlpublishing]

Man, when I was a kid it was just an arms race.

[lonewulv13]

"Today I propose a massive..." *Incomes flying cock*

A more perfect phrase, could not have been said on his part.

Oh... That guy that knocked it down mid-flight... What a dick....

[slavixtube]

That's pretty much all Russians think of Kasparov. He is a dick.

[lamicorp]

id sue that bodyguard for destroying my roflcockter :) he shouldnt have stepped on it :((

[123norway]

hahaha "Is it dead? Let me feel" hahaha "I NEED MORE COCK"

[AIDSworth]

My penis-copter goes SKEET, SKEET, SKEET,SKEET, SKEET

[vatacom]

Bishop b4, check.

[xXlolxtechXx]

of course you can only see the american laughing!

[wGoozy]

@xXlolxtechXx I'm German, and left to me is my Thai friend, and right to me is my French friend, and we're all laughing.

[kalimaganeshshivan]

If Arnold S. was there, well you know what he would have said!

[123norway]

@kalimaganeshshivan GET DOWN

[kalimaganeshshivan]

@123norway No, "GET TO THE CHOPPER!" LOL

[123norway]

@kalimaganeshshivan HAHAHAHA :P GET TO THE HELICOCKTER

[kalimaganeshshivan]

@123norway  LMFAO!

[kalimaganeshshivan]

Good job on the subtitles, that was funny hell!!!

[wampawampa]

eww, the bodyguard touched the penis, it was in some truck driver's ass a few hours ago.

[0Shank0]

lol why did people freak out? Did they think it was a flying penis bomb?

[TheGhostfreak212]

Why King Kong why?....

[wulf02]

Oh Anon, now your just not trying anymore.

[kerkyrakis17]

Gorilla WIN at 0:37 :P

[angelmtza]

It's a chopper? No its a chocker!!

I thought it was a helicopter No it is a hell-of-a-cockter!

Bon apetit!

[Khboy93]

Hope this happens during my boring school assembly

[nibbler125]

lol they killed a scout 

[xAEMxBlankAngels]

Wat wen he smack thy penis, it exploded?

[Raptorel]

@xAEMxBlankAngels Good point, seriously. That wasn't so smart.

[sandrious]

100% DAMAGE

COCKALITY

[lDesensitized]

I have got to get me one of those...

[radioheadfan235]

hahahahahahahahah

[nicocola1]

lol he actually found it funny

[IBOUGHTYAMOM]

shit that was funny

[ab9957]

peniscopter advances to podium, CHECK! Knight attack peniscopter, CHECK averted, i say it's a draw.

[oreotrent]

if there was a book named Gary Kasparov and The Flying Penis i would read it and buy it in a heartbeat

[northernsoul44]

Disgraceful. Could have had someones eye out. Someone please think of the children.

[blahcomando]

its funny, Kasparov is a chess player

[superzsolt]

LOOL Kasparov is an intelligent man he got out of the situation well :D

[lesleyhenriquez]

Are those the actual subtitles? Russians are very dirty people. They are like the Serbian.

[arc130130]

@lesleyhenriquez

Not actual.

[encarcelado2]

@lesleyhenriquez The subtitles are not actual, it's a fake. Russians are not like Serbians, and they are actually quite clean. They are also generally not as racist as you are.

[PsychoticSnake]

The end is a real cock-slap.

[MrOdinsan]

Co za asy!

[djroberts07]

This may be humorous because the RC had a rubber phallus upon it, but it is a serious security breach. Imagine if that RC had an explosive device.

[nagyonkicsibagolyka]

@djroberts07 You are completely right. Considering the importance of a person and/or the event, the amount of people, if it had something else inside, no one could be saved there.

[CaptainFluffy6644]

@djroberts07 why the hell would someone wanna kill a famous chess player???

commit a crime that can land u life in jail just so ur ranking goes up by one?

[LithuanianLabas]

@djroberts07

Right cause someone is going to put a fucking foot long rubber cock on top or a bomb.

[RHCPfan458]

LMFAO at the way the security guard jumped when he noticed the penis. he was like "Holy shit a penis!!! Thats not good"

[copperkipper1]

If only he managed to fly it into somebodys mouth!

[YouKnowMyName000]

ROFLCOCKTER!

[erer174]

In soviet Russia, flying penis smacks YOU out of (the) air. Guy ruined all the fun:(

[jesushit]

lmao funny subtitles!

[VladiMatt]

"5.1 inches"?

FAKE, AND GAY.

Everybody knows that the Ruskies use the metric system.

Brilliant video, though.

[CityofLight11]

@VladiMatt So does Australia, but a number of things (like dick length, height and a few other miscy things) are all discussed in inches.

[VladiMatt]

@CityofLight11

Really? Interesting... :O

I figured everywhere else would measure in CM, simply because the number is larger :D

[CityofLight11]

@VladiMatt

It's a matter of Americanised culture, I think. You guys are almost as contagious as herpies ;p

[MuffinJinReturns]

@CityofLight11 Which is less contagious than a cold or a fever...

[VladiMatt]

@CityofLight11

It's true, we are :(

Taking into consideration what MuffinJin said, we're more contagious than a cold, too D:

[Archimonde259]

Gotta love the penis handling expert. This guy obviously keeps his cool in the face of any situation.

[ANZology]

Why? How? Ah, who cares? It's the most random thing ever, and it's fucking hilarious.

[DictatorRoB]

Ehm, that was really random, I wouldn't ever expect that.

[pr0sn1p3r]

Falcon Punch!!

[Suitecake]

Fantastic.

[Alawar2804]

It was the conference of leaders russian opposition.

And pro-government youth movement tried to derange it.

This flying dick  represents their level of culture.

[Adam19822000]

That's the fucking greatest invention ever.

[vlad5548]

Молодцы ребята !

Жид Каспаров ! Пиздуй в свою Жидо-Америку и оставь Россию в покое.

[20324758]

In Soviet Russia...Dongcopters!!!

[MrSandman150]

0:38 COCK BLOCKED! Lol I want one of those, where can I get one? I'll fly it around my school. Haha

[PLibonatti]

That was genius. A hand to you, sir. Oh wait... 

[TheAdskidids]

Today, i propose a massive... PENIS?!

[Xecutionner2K]

KASPAROV RUSSIAN PRESIDENT OR NO PRESIDENT

[EIoweiss]

LOOOOL who would even buy that shit

[redreaper2020]

if it were Bad Vlad, it would have been flying pussy and tits...and pure win.

Or Vlad've shot it down with an AK47.

[Alawar2804]

WARNING!

The real words Garry said dont correspond to these subtitles!!

[vlad5548]

@Alawar2804

Yes ! Garry said "Fuck me ! Fuck me ! "

Закрой ебальник, вонючий жидёнок !

Всех вас скоро задавим !

[miguelitoelhuevon]

 ja ja ja el maricon de kasparov se asusto , creyo que era la morronga de bobby

[chaosfood]

Wow, he must have had some great penis puns to make the crowd laugh like that!

[clpness]

"Brought down by a penis handling expert". Priceless.

[q1111w]

that's the new KGB information machine

[99007003]

i am POSITIVE that someone probably put this before i did, but

"i propose a massive..." *penis flies in*

MADE ME LAUGH HARD!

[IntelArt]

by the way, the CIA, MOSSAD, MI5 & Brazil won the war against USRR influence in South America... BOTTOM line

[IntelArt]

RUSSIAN freaks

[Ki11agramm]

Subtitles are fake...

[midnightassassin13]

@Ki11agramm No shit.

[silverstarinthesky]

When the noise comes in the security freaks, but when they see what it actually is...

[stanthology]

Where can I get one of these?

[equal1916]

COCKCOPTER:D:D:DAHHAAAH

[manimajra1]

What an out of box idea - flying penis, hahhahahha

[sithXrebel]

ROFL...

[Persia2005]

Cockblock!

[Mackey1377]

Please tell me you guys REALLY don't think these subtitles are real.

They're obviously fake to add extra humor to the idea of a FLYING DILDO, which is already incredible.

[Arc9er]

DURRR

congratulations genius. You stated the obvious

[Mackey1377]

@Arc9er

Of course I was, you moron. Take a look at all of the serious responses below thinking the subtitles are wrong (not on purpose).

[0baadassss0]

those who's subtitled this, don't even know Russian. Subtitles're completely wrong

[TinyWeasel]

@0baadassss0 You're stupid.

[thehippoman1]

NO SHIT

[ablonstein]

@0baadassss0 i think they made them wrong on purpose. If you noticed, the subtitles say exactly the oposite from what Garry says. This video was probably uploaded by another Putin lover

[flud17]

Well video sure is funny,but omg if you dont know what they are talking about why you trying to translate it ? you know many ppl would think that it is what they are talking about,but srsly its not funny

[TinyWeasel]

@flud17 You're also stupid.

[ChantandCo]

LMFAO

[Saifloveslife]

dickMATE

[drumsreignsuperior]

dude. lol. that dude was just up there making innuendos in front of all those politicians and they laughed. i thought they would make him sit back down for doing that, lol.

[NYanarchy08]

In Soviet Russia, cock blocks you.

[0zmeath]

He'll go far, a sense of humour in politics is a rare thing. No idea who he is or what his stance is. I'd like a response to that if anyone would like to enlighten us =]

[TinyWeasel]

@0zmeath Oh wait, you're stupid.

[SubmergedMoth]

Now i know how the flying penis would look and sound like

[tindremene]

that guy was a cock blocker.

[IntelArt]

The Russians LOST...

[wotzhisface]

Whar a kill joy wanker at the end spoiling all the fun...slappin someones dick who does he think he is!!

[spaceman1605]

Never thought KGB had a sense of humor

[SilvaShadow1990]

MAH DICK!!!

[fhadj]

LOL! It has propellers!

[DanDood11]

I wish there was a vid with the REAL subtitles.

[lgarvey]

This certainly is a legal matter - the man's cock was inappropriately touched.

[khaloo66]

HELICOCKTER

[SilvaShadow1990]

LAMO

[khaloo66]

was he sying something againts russians?

i didn't get it.

[orkorkork3]

does anyone know where I can buy a flying penis? ;)

[Robotman42]

Not real subtitles, are they...

[duriandecay]

Penis handling expert?

[Nadia1erai]

hey the subtitles don't have a relation to what he says

why didnt u translate it as it should be translated

[goatseobama2009]

lol would be funny if it flew into someones eye

[xirta1]

the only way to get it is to have 300 engineering and it takes some time to build now what happened here is that the raid leader was talking on vent and then he unleashed the copter but the tank got pissed and took it down XD

[DisAggreement]

0:55 made me ROFL for 15 minutes straight.

Dongcopter.

[otkare]

lol 0:41 "COCKBLOCK"

[Enisey]

Contra-rotating rotor blades? Designed in Kamov bureau? :)

[rodman332]

no shit dumbass its a joke...if you seriously did not know that your retarded

[khomatech]

"you're"

[DrMotorDude]

You're russian and subtitles DO fit what he says at all because Gary Casparov IS a flying penis.

[xlemetzas]

heartleszz you're officially an idiot, it is supposed to be a joke not a translation

[AtticusChan]

neh.... smells like a translation.

then again i am not russian(?) and will not give any further thought to this as i am not intrested the slightest in whatever he is involved with.

[goomboss01]

lol u dumbshit *facepalm.jpg*

[xxxOMGSweetxxx]

Moar liek BLACK COCK DOWN,amirite?

[PhilipEbanks]

Poor dongcopter got Falcon Punched. D:

[xlemetzas]

This is classic! EPIC WIN.

[tvfan777]

hilarious subtitles!

[Nassault630]

Heli-cock-ter.

[doctorvocho]

LOL

[0147x]

I'd like to see the real subtitles, to be honest. I want to know what in the hell he was talking about :P

[Transfectingood]

digg said he was a chess player

[warnndya]

me too

[Foxiesz]

Did the peniscopter die?

[jluce93]

I can just imagine the headlines:

Propeller Powered Penis Plays Powerful Part in Politics

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Am admiring your astute alliteration!

[Membrane556]

This type of stuffs needs to happen at political speeches in the US.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Naw, you think?

[copperblade]

It was so good up until the point he used "inches" then I knew it was fake.

[berryhill88]

What, the first line of "my strategy alone will win the war against this flying penile menace" didn't mean anything to you?

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

So, before that point, you thought Gary Kasparov would have been holding a press conference to talk about flying penises? Really?

[copperblade]

Sarcasm can go over some people's heads so easily. Don't you think it's a better way of saying, "hey you should have used centimeters" ?

[BAWBCABOOSE7]

where the fuck do i buy one of those!?!

[CurseOwnz]

i wanna know that too

[mrvalero305]

this is the funniest shit ever

[MistressJoysquirt]

Is that the brave CEO knocked down the enemy spy HELICOCKTER? Gee, I want one of those ! What a way to make for better presentations!

[hoboishjoeishme]

You mean "penetrations".

[gamer025]

neeeeeevermind...

[gamer025]

Are these proper subtitles or joke subtitles? (I haven't watched yet...)

[4cellar2door0]

Watch first comment after.

Dipshit.

[nocturnezero]

Phailic.

[LexiTheShortOne]

thst's the chess dude, right?

[felphero]

i found this on some web site, this is what he acctually says:

After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, I think we have to be thankful for the oppositions demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt. Someone in the audience shouts, Finally the political power shows its face! Kasparov quickly replies, Well, if thats its face to laughter from the audience.

[vhimself]

The original still sounds funnier than these "funny" subtitles.

- The government has shown its true face!

- No, that's not exactly a face...

[Jampaa6]

LMAO at 0:57

[Antje14]

Who ever did this is a genius!

[Somethingreat]

Wow. He seemed to be taking that rather well.

[caffeine305]

can someone explain me what has Kasparov to do with the "Verga Voladora"?

by the way, is the same Kasparov Chess Player?

[scouthenge]

yes it is him, the one and the same

[LeonOverkiller]

My penis can detach itself and fly

[hcig]

THIS IS A VALID FORM OF DEBATE

[giantlike]

New Putin's weapon against oposition ;DDD

[hol9672]

To revolt, is to exert tje people's will

To PUTSCH, is a smal clique to grab the power

George Soros is a PUTSCH FOUNDING ZIONIST

No surprise that his offices were overrun by national security forces in Moskwa.

[NerdstatuZ]

He wacked the cock

I jump up and hit the flying penis and it...

JIZZED IN MY HANDS

[Leffe81]

Haahahahaha good one!

[Maschinepistol]

He's good at knocking cocks out of teh air.