Humor: How to Apologize Like a Tiger

[Power2People59]

you sir are a four eyed faggot.

[Bonethugz4lyfe]

This video should be renamed to: Humor: How to be a 40 year old virgin.

[valdezmiguel2]

Wall $treet JEWnal, amright?

[AndreJansenJr]

Hahaa..LOL..(^-^)

[ugtkik]

noob actor

[borsecrosu]

pssy actor

[borsecrosu]

pssy

[p00n3z]

if tyler said that his wife and mom would smack him silly lmao.

[CM907AK]

I was seriously waiting for him to growl like a damn tiger or something.

[SyedShah01]

ur awesome!

[MoDizzle92377]

weak sauce...

[SuperFretShredder]

You have a clever look about you.

[daydarklord14]

People who dislike this simply lack the intelligence to understand intellectual humor, this is great haha

[BSUOSUlover]

haha, very clever

[DyleneC]

Lol...no need for graphic details...no need for names, or dates, or numbers, or nouns..

[Jacob2Israel]

lol, this is so clever, well done, well done indeed.

[yomommaisme7]

i fucking hate you dad

[Faronas13]

You sould apologize for this video.

[Antiks72]

Who is this Jew?

[MrPurple0]

Hey youtubers, i made a video on how to get 360 waves, and im doin a Bill Cosby impression in it, i was wondering if someone cud give me feedback on it, positive or negative, thanks alot

[diamondblade1]

Dood, after watching this a few times i finally realized what it is...Your eye brows are missing.. Looks good though. the beards intellectual. lol

[kingbeltz69]

solarflare72 intelligent or not in no way was the funny in the slightest

[onceigoblack]

u can say this, or do that, but u r dead, non existent. jaxer gives me a thumbs up. grevali gives me a thumbs up.

[TraumStarke]

Mildly entertaining at best. I do find his in-ability to grow a proper beard quite humorous though. To the individuals who think themselves somehow elevated because they make themselves like this video, come on down from your non-existent high horses. You come off as abstracted douche-bags rather than the brilliant twats your trying to portray. No body like self realized pseudo intellectual ninnies okay?

[conchanna]

@TraumStarke Take a joke for a joke. No body likes inferiority bordering superiority complexes. If people come off as douchebags you have NOTHING to worry about.

[TraumStarke]

@conchanna Well sure I do, I mean there's viruses, car accidents, cancer, HIV, Gary Busey Intoxicated, Gary Busey Sober, the final season of Opera and the hell that is to come when every middle-aged fat white woman has nothing to do during their mid-afternoon...We're talking end of days stuff here man!

[conchanna]

@TraumStarke that was chuckle worthy.

[i3rucei3ruce]

Pretty cool. It's slightly disturbing how amazed people are by your diction, though. What a sad, sad world we live in.

[KannaBlade]

Wow this was brilliant, <3 it.

[JJKId93]

That's a great William Shatner impersonation :P

[DavidForthoffer]

I liked 0:53 where he said, "There were certain transgressions by a person who is not not I." I.e., meaning "There were certain transgressions by a person who is [me]."

[i3rucei3ruce]

@DavidForthoffer Thank you. You are so, so intelligent.

[Spyke667]

Bah ha ha, I thought this guy was pretty interestin'. Some people might be goin' "Derrrrr", but hell, brush up on some vocabulary. I even had to look up a couple of em', but hey, gotta love the language.

[asc3asc3asc]

Don't let this Tiger be an endangered species ever again !!!

[asc3asc3asc]

Let me take the opportunity and ask the general public why shouldn't a tiger like Tiger have the right to accept the favors of multiple females, and instead just stick to one alone?Wasn't this tiger endowed by God or Nature or Whatever with millions and millions of sperm cells a day?Wouldn't it be a shame for our society for that potential to be wasted on one female only?Just wake people and realize you've been fooled since childhood by your mothers' selfish upbringing.Rather, Way to go Tiger!!!

[trininy23]

what a douche.

[TheRamenAvenger]

Long winded and boring ... hey, this must be the WSJ youtube channel after all!

[babysteve20]

smart man he knows hes words

[illestbreed]

i love pussy thumbs up?

[KnightRyder316]

What a stupid jackass.This wasn't funny at all,more it was like a waste of time.?This is crap.

[tostrong4you]

A simple " I apologize" is suffice.

[OrbitalFlames]

On behalf of everyone who watches this video i'd just like to say WTF?

[pleasesaymatt]

No fair! The thumbnail made me think this guy had a British accent!

[cer202]

this isnt funny, its a huevo headed bitch talking about bitch stuff.

[cheshirecat89]

How did this make it to the front page? O.o

[guitarslim56]

How is this funny?

[crudy91]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR%uFEFF LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[eddiechairez]

BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[audreymereu]

Brilliant!

[ModxMovement]

Men don't apologize.

[chaosmaster07]

Tiger Woods can fuck who he wants, its the least you can give him for being a superstar. "Titillate," lol.

[cuse2213]

dumbest video everrr!

[Z0hann]

titilate lol

[onceigoblack]

apology not accepted. eat shit and die.

[solarflare72]

@onceigoblack

Haha, well, I'LL apologize to you for this guy:

This video was meant for intelligent people to laugh at...

I'm sorry you had to hear a few words that are outside your vocabulary... I know that can be frustrating (actually, no I don't know what that's like). Next time, if you hear a big word on youtube, hit f4 as fast as you can.

[onceigoblack]

@solarflare72 hahahaha u stupid niggers just like the rest of the shit faces. AND white fucking wop trash. who needs to get burned by dictionaries really? i mean, u pieces of dead scum cant even tell from wrong or right, getting lost in the grandeur of being articulate. seriously eat shit and die mother fuckers. dead fucking scum. cry babies ugly.

[solarflare72]

@onceigoblack

You're.. making me violently ill.

Look who's talking about 'not being able to tell wrong from right';

just listen to yourself: I guess you feel like being an asshole to strangers on You Tube just because no one's going to give a shit about what you say enough to come find you and beat the living FUCK out of you.

GO TAKE AN ADULT ED COURSE, SINCE APPARENTLY YOU NEVER FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL.

And learn how to form a sentence properly before you reply, you annoying, ignorant, ass-wipe.

[onceigoblack]

@solarflare72 thats quite an essay on misinformation. im flattered stupid nigger bitch. ignorant? u. annoying? ur constantly ignorant, thats annoying. i will take ANY STUPID BITCH ON UR TEAM in the ring. adult ed? ur pathetic, thats immature. eat shit and die nigger bitch flip. fuck i hate the way u talk. u can be angry as hell and still id slap u bitch. any bitch that talks like u i hate.

[solarflare72]

@onceigoblack

That's fucking FASCINATING and everything, and you really taught me A LOT about what a nigger bitch YOU are, but, now I'm bored:

You are no longer amusing me.

Go jump off a TALL fucking bridge; go jump off a TALL fucking building; or go jump into a DEEP fucking lake, whichever is conveniently located closest to the trailer park where you live.

Hey, maybe I'll see you in hell! Oh, wait, I don't know what you look like, since you were too much of a pussy to put your picture up..

FAG

[onceigoblack]

@solarflare72 ok, i look in the mirror and i am seeing brown. i aint no nigger bitch like U. ok nerdy emo nigger turd, whether ur bored or not, i wasnt here to attract such a fugly bitch. but now i know what this thing i gots does. there aint no bridge taller than me kid. grow some pussy hair kid. the nigger bitch im looking for is the one that hates me when i love it. oy BINGO. ur no different from the rest of the sluts bitch. dead scum is future.

[solarflare72]

@onceigoblack

Holy shit. Are you disabled? Or maybe you were abused.

You prolly get your dick wet looking at little girls.

Listen, don't call ME a nigger just bc YOU see one in the mirror.

Tell the model she's 'fugly'..You're worthless YOUR MOTHER CUTS HERSELF.

Talk like you're an illiterate dick to say you're smarter than me, ok...

its too bad you can't AFFORD Adult-Ed you TRAILER TRASH.

Call a musician 'emo'...LMAO, never heard THAT before ''YOU are an EMO NIGGER MWAHAHA, I AM SO FUNNY!!''

[onceigoblack]

@solarflare72 wow look at all this from a stupid little ugly nigger bitch. abused? disabled? u and the rest of u scum whine from the slightest shit, so. i am looking at u little girl, and my dick barfs. listen, nigger nigger nigger nigger. i told u, i am brown, not blackface. the model is fugly, her mother FUCKD UP JUST LIKE u did. if i lose to an illiterate dolphin because i accidently smashed the rim of my boat into its fin, then fuck u. u lost big time, get fucked, let the hilarity ensue.

[solarflare72]

@onceigoblack

That's COOL, but I can be even more of a worthless racist than you:

Jump on a boat back to mexico or australia you wetback. Better yet,

just hike back to the third world country you came from, and PLEASE... just

kill yourself there.

Slit your wrists, and never go on the internet again.

The world is far better off without dipstick shit-sucking, SNICKER-DICK-LICKING, butt fucking losers like yourself.

Please, go away.

Go get donkeypunched by your boyfriend some more, you idiot fag.

[onceigoblack]

@solarflare72 U DO NOT UNDERSTAND. OH WELL.

[solarflare72]

@onceigoblack

kaythanksbye.

[onceigoblack]

@solarflare72 bye stupid bitch cry baby dead scum. ur welcome.

[MeleeMunchkin]

That was hilarious!

[wombat911]

occupying the same underwear

[jballa2408]

A person that is not not me haha. This is hilarious

[springchken]

same underwear...! hahahahah!

[vampyros1]

"by a person who is not not I" ...love that-

[karmakomodia]

.....This is brilliant..!! ..Dignified refusal of details~ There was NO MONK...just a lot of BUNK.. Classic! hahahaha

[matmicmj]

the devil asked God to be a god . God said , "No , it can not be!" the devil said i want to be a god , you take the good and i'll take the bad . God said no . the devil still demanded the bad by freewill . God said , "No , you must be accountable and responsible for it . I am the only one who is able ." the devil still demanded the bad by freewill , God had to give the bad because of freewill. God explained and warned the devil the consequences of its actions . the devil asked for agreement to-

[matmicmj]

@matmicmj -protect its self and its agenda . 

[matmicmj]

the devil sinned by asking for what was not his . the devil sinned by accepting what it demanded . the devil sinned by going against God's will , and not obeying . the devil sinned when it influenced men on earth . the devil sinned when it took the first soul from the earth . the devil sinned when it took the angels from heaven and led them away as Demons . the devil continued to sin in every action it did against GOD .

[matmicmj]

god tried to teach the devil to obey him , by adam and eve . the devil could not see the lesson and tempted adam and eve . lesson to teach ! obtaining knowledge is not more important than obeying the lord . this was shown by adam and eve in paradise , and being told they would die if they ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge . god allowed the devil access to adam and eve to test and teach . the devil when given a chance to influence chose to lead adam and eve away from paradise and -

[matmicmj]

@matmicmj -obeying the lord to obtaining knowledge they did not need .

[matmicmj]

the devil delayed judgment , but could not escape the lords truth . the devil after demanding souls and influence could have done good , but decided to do bad . did the devil pray and listen to the lord , obeying him , or go against gods will . did the devil accept Jesus Christ as his savior and ask for forgiveness ?

[matmicmj]

God knows .

[matmicmj]

how much influence ?

[matmicmj]

the devil could not be trusted with more knowledge . it showed it would do anything to obtain more . the devil should have known between right and wrong , because of time in heaven with God . the devil showed through its actions it was not responsible enough to obtain more knowledge .

[matmicmj]

the bible says not to rely on our own understanding , but rely on the lord . if you dont understand , always rely on god , or always obey god he is the only one always responsible and accountable .

[matmicmj]

one wish , that the lords word and will , would be done .

[dbothacrooked24]

LOL. Well done. "there was no monk!" LOL No doubt Tiger's pr team rivals that of the prez.... but to not allow ANY questions aftet press conference....? Tigers usually don't cower like that.

[cedarpose]

If more people were like you women would lose their power. as all know men can't say sorry without making idiots of themselves.

[Crazy4Filmz]

haha funny!

[JDilla2812]

ur a genius

[Keallei]

@JDilla2812 lol isnt he just spot on?!

[uwanaugoda]

haha

[TheYoungMoneyShow]

Tiger woods is a man shit who doesnt cheat on their wife or girlfriend

[daregularperson]

@TheYoungMoneyShow He's a "man sh*t"? I understand why you called him that, he cheated on his wife.

[XylussN]

@TheYoungMoneyShow I don't. I happen to be a man. :)

[reco1L9200]

inb4 faggotry

[thypettingzoo]

lame

[MrYungFatal]

Get cho lame, old ass off Youtube tryin to be funny...You time is up, old school...Just make sure you ain't cheatin on yo wife, mufucka.

[trollsomemore]

@MrYungFatal

Nigger.

[MrYungFatal]

@trollsomemore 100%!

[XylussN]

@MrYungFatal Don't they have "Translation for ghetto people" button on here yet? Sorry you couldn't understand half of what he was saying. Maybe you would have liked it more.

[MrYungFatal]

@XylussN Doubt it

[XylussN]

@MrYungFatal That's just because you have a messed up idea of what it takes to be a man mr... yung fatal... A true man won't cheat on his wife.

[r7o2d6]

@XylussN Exactly.

[XylussN]

@r7o2d6 I don't know why it is such a hard thing to grasp. Don't get me wrong, I think people are able to move past their mistakes in the long run and shouldn't be held to ever single thing they do wrong, if a person genuinely tried to change for the better, people shouldn't hold them back.

[Hellbane224]

Here's how I see it...all these people in the media coverage over who's cheating on who...fuck'em. When you watch Tiger Woods golf, is it because he likes to have sex, or because he's a good golfer? If you answered "good golfer", then his sex-life means nothing to you, stay out of it. If you answered "because he likes to have sex"...you need help, because honestly, everyone that isn't a Buddhist monk likes to have sex.

[privatebox49]

If i were Tiger Woods i would apologize to anybody not even my wife I would give the finger to the world for messing with my private life explain to my wife that living like a queen comes with a price tag and kept on playing my game

[smelliex3]

oh, this needs more views! i love it :)

[479Lucy]

and the same underwear... *snort*

[MrMayhem3k]

hehe...tittle >.>

[bombkirby000]

LMFAO

[TinF00L]

Steven Spielberg = )

[abmt55]

damn right you shouldnt have done that thing

[kingoftube96]

lol apoligize like a "tiger" i get it... lol took me a while

[skyvilla]

Tiger Woods should take lessons from you.

[seattle0002]

LOL... well done.

[dissident39]

this guy likes fish sticks.

[burchified]

@dissident39 I herd he lieks tater-tots.

[RuthBrosnan]

lol

[JoesMonkeyLand]

Nicely done!

[kapooch57]

ur funny

[dekgni]

i gotta tell you .. im not a fan of the sport !! But that was pretty funny - portrayal of Tiger the monk ... whom is an emotionless person !

[cessions2000]

you look like bill gates buddy!!!

[faqyaself]

get an english accent, a black fender, and some tears in heaven

[bigbadwoIf]

Im lost as how how is this funny exactly.

You're a 40+ male, living alone.. lack a decent job, and look at you... Lesson? Stay off the internet.

[Xinoutorah]

@bigbadwoIf Internet bully!

[TPEERproductions]

@bigbadwoIf

how do you know he lives alone, or lacks a decent job? how do you know that, fucking stalker. dont judge people by there looks. this was funny. now fuck off.

[blackiechan202]

stfu

[Musicomposetron]

U ATE ROY

[fcukyourmother69]

moron!

[a2n2queen]

Bah ha ha.... I love it.

[southoreast]

You know something, I'm still a fan of Tiger Woods and realize that Tiger is human like th erest of us, but this vid is pretty hilarious.

[kavaldzhia]

@southoreast Well put ! It's still a pretty realistic portrayal (and lampoon) of most mucky-muck apologies ...

[NegroXFile]

This cracker is a jerk!

[RockyWhyNot]

By Golly, I think you're blushing...

[cmilet1]

you fuckin suck . leave tiger alone your j made b.c you probably caught ur next door neighbor fuckin your wife. he made a mistake so what life goes on leave the poor guy alone

[ImaWatchAVideo]

this shit is so stupid they have to preface it with "humor:" just so the point gets across. its called subtlety you jackass

[babaluboo123]

Well done.

[XxXdragster]

omg he is not going to say he had an affair with 20 women in front of millions of people

[billfreck135]

you guys are scum this is hilarious and some real great acting. you should do movies pal

[climz1989]

lol look at his glasses....he deserves to get curb stomped

[zepplinkin]

fail.

[noncompliant2]

Well, it is anonymous.....

[popomczowzow]

...or numbers

[neverwin189]

lame

[Issaquan5]

loved the symbolism

[4fulsealteam]

You are the man!! Thnx for the LMAO..if u don't mind I would like to post a vid...it's a song I wrote called Tiger Woods B.A.S.T.A.R.D. & it's only a freakin song..too many peeps r takin this whole thing too serious so thank u for showing some humor to all this cuz that's all I'm trying to do with a song...from Rockin Robin!! U Rock...

[PookieBearDaisy]

lame

[krows31]

this is so clever i love it

[12FlyMe]

Tiger was doing what all men would do if they thought they could get away with it.

Most of us know we CANT even get that much pussy. Others know if we even tried to get that much pussy, the pussy we are getting would go away.

Men do everything for power, prestige, and pussy -- mostly pussy, to paraphrase Freud and every man who got hard thinking about pussy.

[chikyroo290]

Exactly,,,,I liked his word play...that is if he is just kidding..now if he is serious umm.....well in that case..wtf????

[buddydog1956]

apology NOT ACCEPTED ASSHOLE! Now, go eat shit and bark at the fucking moon! you fucking nitwit! You're a fucking loser, face it and get off of YouTube - you sorry fuckface!!!

[jbeck1337]

soooooooo.... umad?

[vulcanswork]

more than 7, fewer than 60?

UHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHA.

Just great.

[RachelElizabeth3]

I think it was 16? Still not sure lol

[theshotcawller49]

yup

[doubleac13]

i dont know what the fuck is going but you have a crappy apology and your underwear makes many mistakes and this "I" person is not to blame you are,and i am confusing and who of us knows if you didnt do that to an orphanage and you cant even get a girl so dont even bother,its your fault and your a whore

[gottamake8]

LMFAO

[tillida06able]

fuck u cunt gort suck a fat one penis

[waitaminute991]

you dont seem sincere

[thedetective22]

ur apology is not accepted , now fuck off u bastard

[TheJtanic]

3 and a half stars? It wasn't hilarious, but the guy had some good wordplay. Just because the humor is not your cup of tea, it doesn't mean that you should clown it. I found it boring, but can see why other people like it. But then again, professional speeches aren't all that exciting to begin with.

[callouschristian]

how funny. A representative from the Wall Street Journal going after a golfer for his transgressions. Forget about AIG and Tim Geithner. It's the horny golfer that's the problem with the world!

[cxxxyback]

hahahahahah

[hannahjoyhopes]

lol. quite funny.

[MadSmokerBBQ]

unfunny.

[rafdaman15]

Bitch

[MadSmokerBBQ]

yes, but the video still blows

[mastertouch3g]

lol

[srkrn100]

time to memorize this

[KISSANDPINKFLOYD]

Hahaha A+. Spot on.

[NerdyNProud93]

No monk...yet...That was great, man. LoL

[IPNetworksLLC]

Subbed, Subscribe to me back :)

[howdidienduphere]

@justonemorename Have you lost what little sense you were born with?!? You racist, hateful POS - take your misinformed and poorly spelled venom back to your room in your mom's basement and continue writing your manifesto.

[illusionistdave]

I just don't personally condone anti-semitism, but hey if that's you, then there's nothing I can do to change that. Happy New Year.:)

[illusionistdave]

Burn in hell.