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  • Kentuckian Optimus Prime.

  • jared is adorable lolz IMMA MUTHA FUCKIN SEMI TRUCK MAN!!!

  • This is "PISS MY PANTS" awesomely hilarious-

  • And be like, "Look! I killed all them motherfuckers." xD

  • 34 people can't haul shit

  • New solo-artist,Ransley.Check out all uploads on this channel.

  • Idk if that's rlly him but wat evr

  • @baileyfurb1 It was uploaded by the bands channel dumb ass lol

  • He actually gives a pretty nuanced performance of a redneck trucker

  • You gotta haul shit.

  • and i thought this was a music video .... hahahaha

  • gotta do somethin to make money, shit! noone pays you to save the humans.

  • Haha that's funny!

  • I HAVE THAT HELMET!

  • That lady behind him is awkward

  • where can I buy me one of those!?!?!?!

  • lmao awesome, i'm a killin machine hahaha

  • ah man tht fucken Hilarius

  • optimus prime, I Am Your Father. *tense music*

  • You said thank you to us in your last album but we should say thank you beacause you are so fucking AwEsOmE

  • Good times

  • haha!funniest video ever!i watch this every day."no one pays you to save the human race." (:

  • i killed all these mutha fuckas ima killing machine mutha fucka!

  • I'm a killer and a saver!

  • I gotta haul shit, No one pays you to save the humans.

  • This is what happens when you take acid you get a video with 288,237 veiws and you become rockstars with money that you use to buy more acid with....... wait wheres my acid

  • i have watch this an unnecessary amount of time

  • hes going to kill the bodies and save the souls

    best video ever

  • i want one

  • Thts hilarious, and at the end "Hehe, That's funny". Great job Jared. AwesomeXD

  • how, in the name of god, can this be related to lil' wayne....

  • 30 people can't make a living being semi-trucks

  • Ahahaha

  • i love how he's contradicting himself

  • Im gonna take em back to my home planet, show them to my home-boys, id be like: look I killed all these motherfuckers

  • YE IMA KILLA AND A SAVE'A XD!

  • love this band... theyre that rare group that not only makes music that borders on perfection (not just some fanboy, im a musician myself and EXTREMELY picky about music), but are just great people and have a great sense of humor. unlike most bands they DESRVE success

  • @OllieTheBum8182 *deserve, and yes i agree :D

  • MAN LOOK AT ME I KILLED ALL THE MOTHA F***AS, IM A KILLING MACHINE!

  • Dude I have like. The Exact same helmet.

    Tototally awesome. we should meet somewhere sometime, with those helmets. and then TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Mwuhawhamhuwahaha.

  • THis is really hard to understand. lol But it's funny. Haha

  • 0:21 "im a fuckin semi-truck man" ROFLMAO

  • lol 1:05 best part evar

  • ILL SAVE THEM SO I CAN KILL THEM MYSELF!!!

  • hilarious!

  • That helmet, DO WANT!

  • hmmm so i guess thats how they sound when their cursing 

  • So your gonna kill them and then your gonna save them?

    Yes... i will kill them to save them.

  • he is bipolar

  • Optimus is gonna curb stomp ur face in...

  • matt is hilarious. GET NEKED.

  • I'm a fucking semi truck

  • rofl

  • So your a killer and a saver (Dramatic) yes

  • Cool!

  • My name's Brandon! Shut the fuck up homos.

  • where can i find this mask?

  • @SpyroL33t Walmart

  • i want this mask

  • MY NAME IS JARED TOOOOOOOO :O

  • FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • "I'mma take them back to my home planet and say look at all these humans! Sheeeet!" hahahaha

  • guuuyys.. hahah he says "i'm a killing machine", not 'i'm a killer in jeans' or 'ima kill 'em with cheese.'

    looollll. (:

  • oh dear :L

  • my japanese teacher had one of those in class one day. by our request, she taught us in it.

    couldn't understand a word because she kept laughing, but it was by far the best class period ever.

  • @psychoKATTY

    Lol, that is awesome.

  • my names Jared!!!!!!!!!!

  • I want that helmet, haha.

    They seem so fun to hangout with.

  • Get naked bitch xD

  • Who is jeered?

  • I H8 THA DECEPTACONS

  • lol

  • IMA KILLER IN A JEANS!!!

  • @crimson00100 nah its i'm a killin macheen

  • Such random stuff.. 'ima kill that moths fuckin truck' xD this is why CTE rocks lol :P

  • these guys remind me of my band lol, like how we just find shit around and make the funniest thing we'll ever see out of it

  • Lol, why is it that the guys from C.T.E NEVER fail to amuse me ? :P

  • i saw the title and went cool a new cage the elephant song i havnt heard

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  • Oh u gota luv Jared lol Optimus prime? oh so childish lol thats wats great about this band and the ppl in it, great personalitys n fuckin hilarious! lol :) luv cage the elephant with all my heart, they own my soul mwahaha ! lol x

  • optimus prime!!! hes gonna kills everyone!!! aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

  • you can tell they are from kentucky

  • I'm a mother fuckin semi truck, no one pays you to save the humans. Gotta make a livin some how... lmao

  • i love these guys theyre awesome!

  • LOL i killed all of theese mother fuckers with cheese!

  • Not only are you guys sweet songmakers but you guys are HALAIRIOUS!!!

  • hahahhhaha

  • I'm so glad they arent uptight douche wads. I love a band who knows how to have fun!:)

  • Exactly

  • LMAO!!!!

  • Jared Champion. a.k.a. The drummer

  • this band fuckin kicks ass best rock of my generation mother fuckers!!!!

  • great point

  • witch ona ye is jared annyway ye guys are asome

  • Look i killed all dese muda fuckas Im a killin' machine! LOL

  • @wolfpackleader6 no they're real they just havn't got that popular yet but they should be with they're kind of talent

  • there aint no rest for transformers... somehow they dont run out of gas... they dont hold back they rape like shaq... they dont got ball sacs they dont have wieners to peee so then I seeeee.... there aint no rest for transforers inspired by CHAYSE31

  • "Im a motha fuckin semi-truck."

    That was amazing.

  • awesome

    killin' n' savin'

  • imma killin' machine xD

  • their aint no rest for the robots...dead bodies dont grow on...nvm wow

  • Dead bodies dont grow underground , I got shit to eat , I got vaginas to feed (lol) , aint nothing in this world`s for free.

  • lol optimus has a fuckin day job!! XD

  • lol. Jared isn't in disguise, Optimus is! Look at the body! xD

  • *claps* This is great! Good job man. "I'm a fucking semi-truck man" I swear I will find a way to use that line. That is sooo classic. Good job.

  • I love Jared. Great beats and shit like that. I need them in WNY. "Imma kill 'em, then im gonna save 'em." Thats great.

  • ha this is pretty cool, i want one of those ha

  • I'M A MOTHER FUCKING SEMI TRUCK SLUTS

  • I want one of those now!!

  • hahah

  • funnyness

  • "Ima Kill all these mothafuckas" : D thats classic

  • fag.

  • I'm A Mother Fuck'n Semi Truck! Gotta pay the Bills Some How!

  • just saw them at how the edge stole christmas bad a

  • OMFG i love jared he's the hottest one

  • awesome you love me XD lol jk my name is jared i live in kentucky :)

  • Look I killed all these motherfuckers! > -- Funny motherfucker. Lmfao.

  • l{}l

  • "I'm a motha fukin semi truck, man!" xD

  • I got bills to pay I got mouths to feed

  • @youtubhatesme

    But there ain't no rest for the Wicked.. Money don't grow on trees.

    roflmao

  • haha at 0:14 "GET NAKED"

  • Haha Nice catch. I didnt even hear that until you pointed it out.

  • @Dragoon4832 lol u can jsut hear it in the background.

  • Awesome.

  • Imma killin' machine!

  • @Bookwormgamefreak Like your username?

  • haha funny!

  • I want an Optimus mask, I 'm a Fuckin' Semi Truck!, LOL!!!

  • "look i killed all these mutha fuckers"

  • Im a Fuckin Semi truck

  • LOL

  • funny shit man

  • the semi chainsaw masacre

  • funniest thing ive seen in awhile, totally made my day thanks for posting =)

    lol and i really want one of those masks now

  • Imma motherfuckin semi truck

  • IM A KILLIN MACHINE LOL

  • i killed all these muther fuckers

  • ima mutha fuckin semi truck maynnnn

  • HE WORKS AT UHAUL

  • im crying...this video made me and my boyfriend fucking laugh hard :D i love thisss!

  • Lmao!! love it

  • I'm a killer and a saver!

  • "todays a good day...to DIE!" lol

  • I'm a fuckin' semi-truck man!

  • jared is my name

  • HHHHHAHAHA

  • lol, that was really funny, when I saw you guys at Xfest in Ohio, you and the band Red were probably the ones that were the smileyest. =D

  • im gonna kill the bodies then save them thenll go back to my homeboys look at all these motherfuckers i killed lmao

  • deadheart thats so freacken creeeeeeeppppy but damn jared is funny as shit

  • im a mother fucking semi truck i got make a day job living some how they dont pay to save the humans

  • I lol'd. Like alot.

  • im a mother fuckin semi-truck

  • OMG i totally saw u at Lollapalooza and i didn't know it was you! pretty sneaky sis.

  • do a music video with the helmet on

  • Jared's got the touch!! JARED'S GOT DA POWAA!!!! *G1 series theme song*

  • remember optimis Prime died for your sins

  • lmfao died your so right

  • my brother has one of these and I opened my door and my dad was standing there with it on saying, I am optimis Prime and I have come to save you. then he did that "Fire Power" pose and walked off ha ha it was so fuckin random

  • im a killin' machine!!

  • lmao "Nobody pay you ta save tha humans."

  • Uh!!!! Druming and killing

  • im a mother fuckin semi-truck i gotta have a day job man.. i killed all these motha fuckers

  • lol rolf

  • im baked and this is fuckin hilarious

  • lmfao at 20 im a fucking semi truck lmfao that was hilarious

  • BAHAHAHAHAHA @ 0:20 im a fuckin semi truck man that was classic

  • lol biggest key yea look at the big rectangle jturoldo and press it next time...