How to Get Your Kids Out of Bed and Out the Door

[0nlyTheVeryBest]

did you see the crocs at the end? ... lol

[kuteasabutton56]

Awww that kid is ADORABLE!

[emmafunkyfresh]

oh my fucking god that girl is frickin adorable

[PozzBox]

breakfast is the most important meal of the day my ass. I haven't eaten breakfast since year 4. Im now in year 12 and I'm top of most of my classes.

[random911ful]

Who feeds their kids pasta for breakfast :$

[Schneider1051]

just beat the crap out of your kid so they will get out of bed :)

[Esorassen]

Step 1: Abuse the kids from an early age so they learn to fear you.

For tips on abusing your children watch the film Precious.

[blackjidragonchoas]

I sleep for 1 week I have a disease and I'm 12

[norxcontacts]

@blackjidragonchoas lucky

[HeyItsMeNora]

My parents just turned on a megaphone, put it next to a cd player, and played justin bieber right next to my bed.... yep, that got me up. :P

[Librulz1]

im lactocentolerent (geez thats a big word)

[andreasomke]

Im 16 and my mom is dead so i just dont wake up

[nintendolover2000]

@andreasomke im 15 my sis is 11 and we both need woken up

[FluffyBunny3451]

what if youre allergic to eggs and doesnt eat meat??? *like i care

[TheLonersManual]

So the answer is.... Use common sense? Damn, why didn't I think of that? D:

[egarcia513]

i tryed this and it really works. but i use a alarm clock

[jessicahatting]

im 17 and my mom wakes me up

[rsnerm543]

i dont have kids

[Rancidrules123]

That little girl is so freaking cute!

[Kelltestell]

since i'm 13 i've been the one to wake up my mom...

[monkey1832]

You will need:

-A Boot

-A Belt

Optional:A gun

Step 1: Yell "WAKE THE FUCK UP"

Step 2: Kick the person out of the house

Step 3: Threaten to whip or kill the person.

[DizerPro]

@monkey1832 OMFG LOL that made me laugh hard for 2 mintues!!! LOL

[sethlovesstars]

a gentale nudge?

i have to be DRAGGED out of bed in the moring....

[andy255661]

i threw a Toy Bug And She Ran out lol..

[bublez411]

When I was a kid, my mom would bonce my head of the pillow until I woke up because I was such a heavy sleeper.

[ninjaguyYT]

I'm 24 and my parents still wake me up. But then I lock the door and go back to bed.

[losatta123]

Step 1: Throw them out the door.

Well, technically they're out of the bed and out the door right? :P

[jasonx0017]

@losatta123 hahahaha

[SkyBuster3000]

@losatta123 xxxxDDDDD

[UnkownFears]

Step 1:Put smoke on the fire alaram.

Step 2: Wait until alarm goes off.

Step 3: Scream "THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

Step 4: You're kids should already be running for their lives.

Did You Know That Most Fire Fighters Are Volunteers?

[fatemah4444]

@UnkownFears lol

[ChainsawJulietx]

Step 1. Pick that mother fucker up and throw them out.

[TheGameSnooper]

alarm clocks don't do shit

[turbochargedfilms]

I'm 11 years old. And I sleep 6 hours a day. WTF-BOOM!!!!

[koollad0321]

that girl is so cute

[morikahjo]

How to get your kids out of bed: as told by my mother:

Step One: Sing "Time to get uuuuup!"

step two: Say :Get up! and open the curtains

Step Three: Pull covers off and scream " GET UPP!!!!!" like a wild bear.

Step Four: Get your belt and beat your child awake.

Did you know that your kids move as bionic speed once you say the word "belt"?

[slingshotcarter]

step 1: buy a .44 magnum from your wal-mart

step 2: shoot gun above bed

step 3: profit

[thelegendarylord]

Ever since I was 12 my mom has been trying to kick me out of the house unless,I get a job.

[wjm1406]

9 hours when your 10-12 when your 13-19 you should be in a coma practically, like sleeling 20 hours a day

[EmericanGangstarr]

@wjm1406 yeah and school ruins your sleeping habits. like I should be sleeping 10 hours not 5

[555feride]

bu polatin kizi degilmi

[TheNightsMoon]

Step 1....

WAKE YOUR ASS UP LAZY ASS FUCKING KID BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!

Yeah, they are up.

[A4L1000]

My method:

Step 1: "JIMMY WAKE THE HELL UP!"

Step 2: Watch Jimmy rush to get everything done.

Step 3: Laugh because you're a horrible mother.

And I'm not even a mom.

[funhippo132]

@ 0:58 PAUSE! Lokk at strawberry shortcake in the baq round! :)

[century172]

ya u sleep longer whoa

[Furbalicious9000]

0:53 epic face

[TeaStrawberry]

I'm 12

I get 7 hours.

[pieISgood46]

Oh I wake up in time, I just lay in bed, and then I'm late.

[AndreProductionVideo]

im in college and i still need help getting out of bed in the morning

[antijelly]

why are they feeding that poor girl raw meet for breakfast!?

[RectumRomper]

Just do what I do. For males take their cloths off and begin sucking them off. When they're hard begin giving them a rough hand job till they wake up. For girls(this only works if they are virgins) Take the cloths off and just jam your finger in their pussy as fast and as hard as you can. This works for kids under 10

[Diamonds6Bxxth]

Im 12 and my mom still has to wake me up. And I only get about.. 2 or 3 hours of sleep a night. Depends.

[animekittycatgirl]

damn and i only get like 6 hours of sleep....well unless i oversleep and sleep 8 of 9 hours

[DeathSlay320]

I'm guessing TheBlocka is a average chavy kid who swears at least twice in every sentence.

[TheBlocka16]

bitch what you talking about i'm 13 and i only need about 6-4 hours of sleep to go through the day

[TerryVideoDiary]

@JustinBieberGirl169

because ur tired in the morning and want to know how to prevent it.

[MegaRandomSilence]

Press 6

I AM SPARTAAAAAA

[nunoyobiznis]

easy if they won't get out of bed yell "I MADE CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES!" don't worry, they'll get up ;)

[TheParkourlover18]

0:45 wtf i dont think she was asleep

[123sandari]

what happend to taking a shower

[MsBusyizzy]

Aww it's the girl who changed her name to Rainbow Puppy Dog!

[nothingfunnyleft]

@MsBusyizzy :-)

[nintendolover2000]

I'm 14 and my mom still has to wake me up...

[airmadigan]

@nintendolover2000 I'm 17 and my dad has to wake me up XD

[bethanygarrettt]

@nintendolover2000 neat sis lol i know we live together

[leialeon123]

@nintendolover2000 sadly me too

[baradock100]

@nintendolover2000 me to and when thae fales she use a show

[fatemah4444]

@nintendolover2000 ya me tooo

[egarcia513]

@nintendolover2000 me too

[QwertySkill]

@nintendolover2000 I'm 16 and my moms still wakes me up too :3

[pokelover66544]

@nintendolover2000 that isnt so bad im 16 and my mom still wakes me up

[TheMegamania]

@nintendolover2000 im 17 lol

[Ploopfany]

@nintendolover2000 i'm 15 and my mom allways wake me up xd

[TheOliminator]

@nintendolover2000 im 54 and my mom still needs to wake me up =/

[LarryBmx1]

@TheOliminator your mom isn't dead?:))

[nintendolover2000]

@TheOliminator im 15 now my sis is 11 her username is bethanygarrettt but i wake up at like 11 am on weekends

[mscheerleadinggirl10]

@nintendolover2000 Im 12 and if i ake up late I blame my mom O.o lol

[nintendolover2000]

@mscheerleadinggirl10 im 15 now and my mom still wakes me up

[mscheerleadinggirl10]

@nintendolover2000 :D

[auttomstar481]

how to get yours kids out of bed

you will need: your fists

step 1 tell your kid TO GET HIS ASS OUT OF BED

step 2 if your kid rejects drag him/her

step 3 if he rejects while being dragged punch him

step 4 if he starts crying his mucles will loosen making it easier to drag

step 5 if your a parent who would never do that make him laugh same thing will happen

fact: did you know 55% of americans lose mucle power when talking?

[mcfcMacy]

i get up at 7:30 on a school day and 9:10 on a weekend or school break

[MegaWhatdidyousay]

Im a 11 and wake up at 5 : 00 , i feel like some one is going kidnap me if i sleep too long

[iSTRaG3GY]

i like how the top comments has the same likes

[TheFunnybunnylove]

my parents never bought me an alarm clock so ya they have a process on waking me and my sis up.

Mom: tells me to wake up if i don't she hugs and sleeps and then i wake up.

Dad: he tells me to get up i don't he pulls my feet while i hold on to a pillow ( doesn't help ) then i fall on the floor and go get dressed.

um ya i like when my dad gets me cause i get to know that he can protect me kinda weird

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

well some ceareals have wood shavings 

[Icarus19911991]

And once they get to college, they're lucky to get 4 hours every night :P

[vaemor]

@valdezmiguel2 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Mas2oo9]

young kids can be woken with a gentle nudge? wdf? I cant even wake up my hamster that way.

[Diamonds6Bxxth]

@valdezmiguel2 Sick creep. Your like fuckin Jeffrey Dahmer but in reverse. And how are you gonna hurt a little girl with a male chicken. Come on, that's stupid.

[webkinzandmore7]

0:48 she wasn't even asleep. how is that supposed to help kids wake up?

[hottopic852]

The little girl is soooooo flippin cute

[Mrspidey457]

i need tv to sleep

[bixtch]

WHAT we teenagers neeed more sleep. 

[piplu213]

This video is most popular with: Female 13 - 17

FREAKING TEENAGE MOTHERS

[Hadra568]

@piplu213

Or girls that age think the little girl in the video is adorable?

[TheHannahmmorgan]

healthy breakfast? she had fliping sugar puffs!

[HaydenBlakeShow]

where cani buy this patience

[snickerdoodles24]

i'm sure 3% of the people watching this are parents and the other 97% are random people with no kids! thumbs up if ur 1 of those people!!!!!

[adamissofreakinhot]

@snickerdoodles24 No, the 97% Are the KIDS! XD

[snickerdoodles24]

@adamissofreakinhot thats what i meant!

[spencer9167]

Thumbs up if u thought it was gunna be a comedy

[TheAGFOREVERSTUDIOS]

my 4 year old brother gets up at 11:00 A.M. to go to Kinder-garden, I get up t 6:00 A.M. to go to 7th grade, Lucky little brat

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

@TheAGFOREVERSTUDIOS You're lucky too, I get up at 5 a.m. to go to a religious class - and I'm an atheist. I go because my mother makes me.

[NomRavr]

step one: make a catapult bed aimed for the door that is set with a cloak

[32CoolestDude]

Farting shuld help getting them up

[32CoolestDude]

FART!!!

[ILoveDuckieOfAwesome]

0:58 the kid is so cute!

[tinycrown8]

when i was little i got 1 hour.

[screamogirl56]

Why is she feeding the kid? Does the kid not know how to feed herself? Why is she picking out her clothes? Why is the kid sucking her thumb? What is wrong with these videos? The word may never know.

[Carlos328]

turn the TV off? NOOO NEVER NO! 

[gab1971]

my mom yells at me "GET UP" *sigh*

[Coolstorybrolawl]

how to get kids and teens to walk up

Step 1:throw water

did you know:School isn't worth waking up for

[Coolstorybrolawl]

@Coolstorybrolawl *wake

[Mariaelizabethg]

0:43 My pencil case is exactly the same. XD

[helipro555]

Step one: Pull there hair and get them up. Step two: Smash your fut up there ass until they fly out the door

:D

[KatNipper8745]

15 year olds need 14 hours of sleep. Fall asleep at 1 and get up at three... my daily life

[VithStudios]

Awwwww she is so cute!!!

[Ladygagafan752]

really?? 9 hours?? i sleep for more like 11 hours.

[wwilliamsjr]

I just yell FIRE and they run out the house in they're pjs xD

[BubbleGumBubbleGirl]

What? I need 9 hours of sleep? Pfft... Sleep doesnn't exist anymore.

[BCete]

im a kid?

[chazmania2010]

they said whole grain breakfast not coco pops!



[flippy123100]

0:16 the dogs like, " im not in this" LOLOLOLOL

[HeyItsTyler2000]

im twelve, I Freaking need 12+ hours!...if i could

[astroguy211]

Thumbs up if your the kid ;)

[zoeybatterup152]

@astroguy211 hey. . i was gonna say that :(! i reported you!

[nothingfunnyleft]

@astroguy211

ha !

[highlighter274]

how to get kids out of bed.

(you will need) shot gun and kids

step one: point gun at kid and tell them to get up

(fact) 99% of kids will get out of bed when they have a gun in there face

[azzaz691]

@highlighter274 ya my friend tried that hes i the er now know why.... i have a 9mm lugar conseld carry...XD that fuck deserved it

[blattermaster]

@highlighter274 1% will flip you off and tell you to pull the trigger

[problemofficer]

@highlighter274 1% Dont survive

[ashleylloyd8]

@highlighter274

That made me laugh so hard.

[brittanybug10]

HOLY CRAP YOU HAVE SO MANY FREAKING VIDEOS

[wojtuniakfrog]

Step One: Purchase an AK-47

[gene042141994]

step 1 : use an air horn to wake them up

step 2: give them some clothes send them outside and slam the door in their face

[monicades2008]

retardsWRONG kids from 6-9 need 9 hours of sleep kids 12-18 need atleast 10-11 hours of sleep

[azzaz691]

all i did is say if you dont get um me and mom are leaveing 

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

My dad just yells... And yells... And yells...

[jimbowie09]

Excellent .

[soluvepink]

i sleep at least 12 hours xD

[SuperGamerNinja]

That little yawn and strech at 0:53 made my day.

[ilovedonuts2011]

hey, thats Rainbow Puppy-Dog!

[nothingfunnyleft]

@ilovedonuts2011 :-)

[xxmakeuploverxxisa]

sometimes i sleep 12 hours per day and im 14 lol

[Luv4lyrics3120]

My house:

Mom:Bianca r u up sweetie?

Me:.....

5 mins later

Mom: Bianca Get Up!!!

Me....Ok mom im up! Falls back asleep.

Mom walks throuqh the door. And hits me with a pillow

Me: OK OK im UP!

[4i4l4u4v4c4p4]

Fuck paitenits this is what happens in my house:

Mom: charlene wake up…

Me: …

Mom: charlene!

Me:…

Mom: *pulls blankets off*

Me: *gets blankets back*

Mom: *gets pillow and starts beating me with it*

Me: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT IM UP!

[TheDennyhere]

Heey im a kid do i need this??

[101hew]

this is what happens to me\

mom:wake up honey.

me:just one more minute please.

mom:fine.

one min later

mom:wake up baby.

me:just one mo-

mom;I SAID GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-pulls cover off me-

[settigirl1998]

@101hew lol that is totally what happens to me

[L0ve4Cookies]

@gboy610 O-O

[L0ve4Cookies]

i don't understand how people have like an hour to get ready. I need my sleep. I have ten minutes( because I sleep) . Need to take my shower the night before. Eat a granola bar, juice bow or banana on my way to the bus stop. Do my hair on the bus. Miss the bus? WALK 3 MILES!

[PrincessPeach59]

imma kid but a 5th grade kid so why am i watching this

[GenesisSuperStar]

i dont have patience

[x7Degreesx]

yea the first step didnt work 4 me im 12 it's 5:19 in the morning and im not yet sleeping

[ponyxtwilightx]

not all little kids can be woken up like that. love her face at 0:52

[GreatBlueKnight]

How awesome is this little girl lol

What an awesome actress :D

[nothingfunnyleft]

@GreatBlueKnight

:-)

[lamarheath]

if I set an alarm clock , im still not gonna wake up - ___ - .

[ponyxtwilightx]

@lamarheath me 2.i just fall back asleep.

[nintendo768]

awwww that little girl is so cute :)

[nothingfunnyleft]

@nintendo768

:-D

[misscupcake48]

i dont even have kids why am i watching this

[sara77881]

@misscupcake48 i am a kid

[misscupcake48]

@sara77881 so am i lol

[tcinque]

@sara77881 me three!

[callofthedeadcod]

step 1:dont wake up from alrm

step 2:when parents are saying to wake up try to not wake up cuz u want to go to school

step 3:make your selfs sick

[5233484]

*takes out Bazooka*

wake the fuck up, sweetie!

[dieApfelsine]

isn't it obvious things? why there is a video about it?

[jenna756]

1: get ice.

2: dump ice on child.

3: If they still are not waking up, you will need your fist. Plunge it in their face

[aeroaa2]

im 15 and i need attleast 7 and a half hour of sleep to be good all day long

[Mixypixyg]

CROCS

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

Shit i still need 9 hours? FUUUUUCK I HAVE ONLY SLEEPING 5 or 6 Hours!

[klye256]

Step 1: Grab them and throw them on the lawn. Step 2:Lock the doors. If they throw a fit call the cops.