Jerry Seinfeld I'm Telling You For The Last Time Part 3

[badwolfMU]

I like to Dislike good videos just so the " X people blah blah blah" jokes will be about me!!

[huhoyman]

it's a race to drink it all before the experation date lol

[volbox]

"I'm not ready for you yet, why don't you go back to your little office, I'll be in in a minute, and take your pants off"

lmao....

[aceofspades477]

i love his voices

[ASDF123428262]

SEINFLED FUNNG GUY

[SoCalDualSport]

@ASDF123428262 The letter "G" is near the letter "Y".

[AngelEatos]

i like the guy who claps when jerry says "my friend is going to get a nose job"

[Cooorsin]

where is part 4??? I didn't find it???

[LukeDaDuke2]

the waiting room at the doctors office is vrrrry old, he's been doing that bit since the 90's, but he's still very funny.

[BrickAndBeyond]

@LukeDaDuke2 lots of comedians re-use jokes because its hard to come up with good comedy for 30min-1hour

[XtjprodigyX]

@LukeDaDuke2 you do understand what the point of this show was right? It was to use all his old material for one last run....

[tayypatt15]

I wanna know how he can keep a straight face during his acts!

[MrPixarGuy]

Can you make this and all your other Jerry Seinfeld videos avaliable on mobile?! PLEASE!!!!!

[ajoysk]

now that he mentions it

i need milk

[cajoby]

"OH NO!"

Lol

[firefalcoln]

find out what will kill me, and then back it off a little bit. lol

[timtimtimmaah]

I'm watching this while drinking yogurt that is one month past it's expiry date.

[MrStotheT]

@timtimtimmaah not cool, not cool at all.

[timtimtimmaah]

@MrStotheT I felt fine and am still feeling fine.

[SilentPercival]

some of these guys who think taking God's name in vain is ok r re-DICK-ulous, or just plain dicks.

[CalebO1996]

@SilentPercival Fuck your non-existent God.

[hb818283]

I've seen milk wth a time on it. Like- January 3rd 2011, 6:42 X)

[harrisontan]

WHERE THE FUCK IS PART 4!!!!

[Hannodb1961]

HELP!!! I CAN'T FIND PART 4!!!

[ModestDeity]

1:47 Quoted for anyone who ever says he doesn't need to curse to make his jokes good.

[MrDownwardSpyral]

@ModestDeity lol your missing the point he cursed once. he could and has many times not cursed at all and made millions of people luagh while everyone else has to curse every other owrd and thats its practically visible how much funnier he is than most comedians.

[Garamiah]

@ModestDeity

'god damn' ain't a curse.

[SilentPercival]

@Garamiah it is actually, the literal meaning of it is "God damn you." It is a declaration of a request to God to send that person or thing to Hell (i.e. damning them). Therefore it is a curse because it is a request to God to condemn that person by sending them to hell, which is the literal meaning of "to curse".

[Garamiah]

@SilentPercival

If you're going to take that meaning, then sure. But I think ModestDeity was using 'curse' in the same vein as 'swear', in which case my point still remains.

[trequor]

@ModestDeity He doesn't NEED to, it just makes it better when curses are used sparingly

[skymanross]

"Figure out what'll kill me, then back it off a little bit." hahahahaha

[uuttuaate]

i heard this supermarket thing on a internet radio :)

[michaelk123eh]

jerry seinfeld is a GOD

[ninjayang]

I just finished a gallon of milk 10 days after the day. Smelled bad, but tasted fine!

[richshaugh]

haha was just literally watching an episode of Seinfeld an hour ago from season 2 where he did the cold medicine bit about the "long lasting fast acting" at the beginning of the show lol weird

[pdavda86]

The rhinoplasty bit always gets me lol

[julittok]

2:30 to 2:45 hilarious xD

[718Gilbert]

Thats gold jerry gold!

[hautxtalons]

So true about the milk. "Mom do we have milk? No? Ok. Where's the goddamn milk??"

[giantsfan2744]

5 people dont know what comedy is

[armenac92]

i'm haveing milk the day after the day today :O



[thusplaidcabin77]

We watched this in my Language Arts class and I instantly fell in love with comedy :)

[718Gilbert]

THATS GOLD JERRY GOLD!

[TheXscielh]

haha 6:40 so true

[GSWaaa]

...pickle... lol

[mgbradshaw1]

Nothing controversial, nothing rude, nothing crass. Just pure comedy.

[jackbliss]

No swearing. No racism. No vulgarity... the KING of pure decent comedy Seinfeld :D

[Broons2112Bane]

@jackbliss well he says small swears like hell, god, and damn. But yea no F-words or N-words.

[SilentPercival]

@Broons2112Bane uh, taking God's name in vain is worse than any swearing, id rather he used f and n bombs instead of taking God's name in vain

[Broons2112Bane]

@SilentPercival Well thats your opinon, god damn it.

[triple8]

@SilentPercival you still believe that crap? have you been under a rock? fairy-tale bro.

[KinyoobiYoru]

@jackbliss

Sure he does. Not as much as most, but he swears. As for racism, Kramer's got that covered.

[ceerocky]

@jackbliss I agree...a comedy show that the whole family can watch.

[MrBlazerblaze]

howloween

[3301ttp]

Jerry is the only comedian who makes dry humor hilarious. Pure comedy.

[candyperfumeboy2]

He is so right on! Observational comedy genuis!

[wolverinefangowings]

4 people are goners

[alkallabeth]

Seinfeld is can come up with some terrific comedy, the thing is he does re use a little bit too much some gags, he;s great at flowing with the public but he must always have his bits prepared, which is why i wonder how would a totally unprepared seinfeld show be

[HorseMan50]

It's gold Jerry, gold!

[joseg1984]

"too light"  hahahaha

[Noxaerus90]

OMFG ! He is so good ! Hahaha

[emoturbin]

Not to mention it took place in New York. I LOVE NYC. Every time I see it in the media, etc., so many things go on in my mind knowing that how much stuff actually takes place there. The Curb Your Enthusiasm reunion seemed so foreign, and new. It was a modern day version of it. They were talking about iPhones and all this stuff that is much different from the Seinfeld universe that we all knew back in the day, yet it still felt great to see our old friends from the 90s come join us in our time.

[emoturbin]

He is a hall-of-famer in the comedy business. Number one show on television of all time, every one knows his name. He had his own show for christ sakes. Seinfeld was such an amazing show, it had what no other show had: Nothing! To this day I still get excited when I watch it. The fact that it was in the 90s is one thing. The 90s were fucking awesome!

[emoturbin]

A comedy genius. He had his own show, wrote a best selling book, did one last HBO show after Seinfeld ended to retire ALL of his material, then started all over to relive the life, aka: HE PRETIGED. That's how good he is. He could be ripping fat blunts in the Caribbean right now, instead he goes back to do what he loves the most, making people laugh. Dedication, right there. I only wish I could be like him.

[AZWIN90]

@emoturbin from what i know he has no kids and no wife, im sure bangs chicks regularly, he is livin the life.

[emoturbin]

@AZWIN90 Dude, he has a wife and a kid. He's a boss

[terminator8610]

seen all these acts in different Seinfeld episodes

[supercrazy]

"That's the god damn day right there" lmao!

[MBTorres3]

1:45!!!

[monksy69696969]

1:26 is soo funny

[ronpaul2008rocks]

I love Seinfeld.  The guy's great.

[Kando0615]

"Figure out what will kill me and then back it off a little bit"

hahahahha

[autobzooty123]

WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE

[bigtimerushgirl123]

the milk routine is hilarious. i also luv the halloween 1. hilarious.

[axxrulez]

this actually reminded me i have to buy milk xDD

[axxrulez]

@axxrulez just bought some milk.... and gues what... i still had milk xD lol never happend before ><

[mus59]

im a pharmacist and the drug part was hilarious to me

thanx for postin

[AKQJ40]

cueballectomy! lol the doctor bit...funny! He takes in a pickle and sits on the butcher paper in case the doctor decides its a 'to go' order!

[AKQJ40]

cueballectomy! lol

[bizzybone951]

the milk part was the best hes so funny

[Kakuoteyalu]

I have done that milk thing, where everything's set up and I've already poured the cereal and all, then the carton's too light. It's devastating.

[Karzaveer]

It would have been funny at 8:43 if Jerry pretended to call the MD Professor and was like "i don't know what it is? "yes i took his pants off" "iv got nothing" "What should i say?" "mhmm mhmm" "yeah i understand, tell him to comeback in a couple of days and then get the hell out of there.." LOL just saying

[alex0888]

July 3rd.....

[YouthEnergy]

I need to pick up some milk.

[ROCKINmusicFOlife]

that thing about people not knowing if thay need milk is soo true haha my mom duz that all the time =) and she makes a list of things she needs and ands up buying 3x more then she said she needed in the first place lol

[spjfrat]

I have pain, but no lightning bolt.

[hawaiichic405]

give me the maximum allowable human dosage. figure out what will kill me and back it off a bit.

[MrSOCOMguy00]

He's right I should go pick up milk.

[roxingmysoxing]

'get back over here' LOL!

[mrtryps]

i guess he doesn't want other ppl to see him lookin stuff up.... "Jesus Christ, what the hell was that!?!?!"

[joannasrants]

@mrtryps that made me laugh INSANELY hard "that wasn't the tube or the circle!"

[Mermaid1517]

my dad told me they used to have strength and extra strength

[6dawg]

too light!

[affudgy]

he is sooo funny i have watched this a million time and it is still hilarious

[joshcowman]

@affudgy If you have watched this a million times, why is there only 56K views?

[Princeshelby]

@joshcowman Really? You just had to post that?

[sidewaysonhighways]

He's right about the issue with waiting to see the doctor. One time my GI was 3hours late for a procedure and none of the nurses would pay any attention to me, so I figured i would draw some attention to myself be breaking the heart monitor I was hooked up to. "Where'd you find this piece of shit?!" Smash! jk. lol. They made me take my pants off too. lol.

[07dajones]

this guy is good

not as good as other comedians that i know

but his still good

[vincentistari]

¿Like who? Please...

[07dajones]

lee evans

or

michael mcintyre

maybe

[juancamilogg]

I love the milk routine. Gold

[twillyforever101]

same

[puntano85]

@juancamilogg gold jerry, gold!!!