Neil Hamburger's favorite joke

[Kromsmitesyou]

36 people aren't laughing on the inside

[kizzybixum]

He's laughing on the inside.

[benkata]

LoL - the dog is not not amused. (But I am)

[glottis5]

get your vcrs ready lmao

[DavidWicked]

neail is the best comic genius since andy kaufman

[legg0lamb]

this is a steve martin bit

[Jcolinsol]

When a dog laughs, it just looks like it's panting.

[stone3510]

@Jcolinsol When the dog piqued its ears, it was .saying, "hey! Don't be talking about 'special people'. I'll tear you a new one, now." LOL

[stone3510]

Steve Carel's alter ego!  What a dick!

[kithkinavrien]

@stone3510 Actually, Neil Hamburger is Gregg Turkington, not Steve Carell. There is certainly some resemblance though.

[stone3510]

@kithkinavrien Well, at least you didn't assault me when I DIDN'T get his humor and what I left. I thank you for that.I guess I'm just getting too old LOL I think I may leave half of what I do fior shock value only, what returns in a reply, I'm the one who is actually shocked LOL

[killerskillet]

joke doesn't start until 1:40. Then it's not funny.

[MykulJaqsun]

Good man!

[CupOfTeamOfficial]

I just keep repeating the bit where he says 'sex video tape' the random tone he puts on gets me every time :')

[zodiacchiller]

CANCEL IT!!! NEEEEEIIIIIIIILLLL HAMBURGER'S IN TOWN HAHAHAH

[terrybrass]

25 People masterbate to the Paris Hilton Sex Video tape.

[Kromsmitesyou]

23 people are cocksuckers

[bigbadbrolly]

The way you can tell this guy sucks is that good comedians don't have spams of comments about the way it's supposed to be funny, they have comments about how funny they are...

[JHornevideo]

@bigbadbrolly we only have people explaining why it's funny because of people like you

[bigbadbrolly]

@JHornevideo you are so right! its funny to be mentally retarded! HAHAHAHA! RETARDS ARE FUNNY!!!! I LOVE LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT!!!! *wipes tear from eye* oh my god, seriously they should learn their lesson and stop being mentally retarded! (thats sarcasm btw you moron)

[JazzNick67]

@bigbadbrolly so by your logic daniel tosh is also funny? HA

[Ksimp9]

haha make a dog laugh, hes great



[forman1200]

I still remember seeing this 4 years ago in Summer, watching with my friend online. Good times.

[HomebrandMusic01]

neil shitburger more like

[acrobaticcyclops]

@HomebrandMusic01 Dude, NICE !!!! 

[TheyCallMeMrHappy]

@HomebrandMusic01 you probably don't like T Green either. But Bobby McFarrin gets a like from you? It takes all types I guess. Go eat a sheeps colon will ya.

[IronMaidenDoD]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Decelerated]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in 2011 so far BY FAR. HOLY SHIT... God I'm still belly laughing and wiping tears from my eyes while I'm typing this

[UrinationNation]

Well done Hamburger, Well Done!

[smmmokin]

hahaha. Neil is fucking great on Toms show.

[AnalFuckingCow]

hahahahahaahHAHAHAH

[forgottolook]

fuck you hamburger

[dartfrogger]

That's not gold, that's dung!

[TheMichiganStatement]

lmaoooo

[mokershipping]

:-|

[Liarma91]

that was so fucking gay. neil hamburger isnt even funny, neither is tom green.

[SkaPow138]

@Liarma91 You're probably one of those people who actually thinks Comdey Central or Family Guy is funny.

That's the point of Neil Hamburger. He hates comedians and the stupid prerequisites that society demands for "humor".

If you don't like it, go back to what you do like and leave different genres alone

[Liarma91]

@SkaPow138 I think you're just one of the mentally retarded people he refers to that masturbates to the paris hilton sex tape.

[awesomefrankrapid]

@SkaPow138 but you cant object to comedians by becoming a comedian and just being not funny, thats just shit entertainment

[FunnyCowboyDance]

@awesomefrankrapid Well... that's not true. Neil Hamburger has a massive following, and tons of people find him funny. So, you may think it's shit entertainment, but your absolutist tone is off. In fact, I find him hilarious and incredibly entertaining because he's something that's entirely taboo: he's bad comedy. Nobody wants to be bad comedy, and everyone strives NOT to be bad comedy. Let's just toss this term out now, so no one else has to be the guilty offender: *postmodernism*.

[awesomefrankrapid]

@FunnyCowboyDance I understand your point and thank you for making it in a non-aggressive tone. I appreciate all i have is an opinion and i'm happy you appreciate that too. I do understand the genre to an extent but i feel comedians such as Steve Coogan does it so much better with his Alan Partridge character. Also, if i may ask, what's an absolutist tone?

[crimplemania]

@awesomefrankrapid I think it means you're either right or wrong and there is no room for opinion. btw I love Neil and Alan. Go look up alan partridge soccer goals..... good stuff.

[SillySantaHat]

@SkaPow138 Don't lump people into categories, the waters are muddy enough as it is. Comedy is meant to bring people together to laugh with one another, yet folks like you feel the need to make everything divisive. Does it make you feel superior to tell someone that his opinion is somehow wrong compared to yours? Is that what this is all about? You think ragging on CC and FG is somehow radical? If we were all like you, well, I know I'd kill myself. Anyway, Hamburger rules.

[Destructor50000]

That was fucking stupid

[ModelOrange]

Get my vcr ready huh?

[buffedbob]

bad combover, looks like a slimy used car salesman

[jesusjuyce]

@buffedbob

Hmm seems like that's you know..the point.

[Waterpaw1]

his hair looks as though a dog shit on his head and he smeared it all over

[g0ing2n0where]

really?

[AICSLUDGE]

one of the most funniest joke ever

[baioken]

this it? really? pathetic

[ROYALNOZGUL]

His joke was so disrespectful it wipes the smile off your face before he's even through half of it.

[xdeadwaterx]

......zach galifianakis best comedian.

[pinkcigarettepf]

stevie brand dresses in women's clothes

[funnyhead6]

to everyone who doesn't get this comedian, he is a character created by actual comedian Gregg Turkington... Look him up

[NATAS0m3n]

get your vcr's ready! win.

[thedarklingthrush]

You probably won't get this unless you have at least a good college level education. And I don't mean a degree I mean actual good critical thinking and analysis skills...

[MrNclaw]

@thedarklingthrush umm i really want to get the jk can u explain please?i feel like im missing out

[trailersic]

@MrNclaw He's a comedian, with the persona of a shit comedian, that's the joke he tells crass jokes that don't really make sense or are funny. That's the joke, it grows on you.

[10lettername]

@trailersic

or maybe he's just a shit comedian?

[johnny1893]

@10lettername

or maybe you don't have taste

[handymandan100]

I can't help my self,,,, Neil Hamburger is halarious

[sr3jr8]

From what I've seen, this guy is unfunny in an unfunny way... Norm Macdonald's anti-comedy is 1000x better

[BreakNentrMeLykAThef]

As a huge fan of Norm as well, it bothers me you couldn't have plugged him and avoided the tension of putting down Neil. Both are wonderful deadpan/anti-comedy performers.

[sr3jr8]

Sorry. I'm not trying to hurt anyone's feelings or anything, I just don't see anything funny about him. Something is off-putting to me. probably just a matter of personal taste

[themarxmarvelous]

Norm MacDonald if fucking nuts now. It's just sad to watch him.  It's sad to watch Neil Hamburger but in a hilarious way.

[WhosGotsTheBigsK]

hahaha! yes! that caught me off guard.

[shelooksthroughme]

that was hilarious

[nonchalantsf]

this is the least funny man i have ever witnessed in the history of non funny people in the hisory of the galaxy

[orionion]

he is laughing inside :DDDDDD

[oldsamhaine]

This guy was great at the Pucifer show. It gave me the perfect opportunity to get up and get a drink without feeling that I had missed anything.

[JazzSheep]

HAHAHAHAHA

The dog's actual reaction really sells it

[Necrosadistic123]

jajajjajaja neil hamburger is funny as hell

[constert111]

Dog lol.

[thekuddels]

Our hero!!!

He makes me understand

the english/american english.

Fuxx how good is this!!! never you're able to make jokes like this in german.

Thank you Neil for being on Planet Earth at the same time... The biggest fan out of the states

The Kuddels..

[azrial4421]

she does look a lil down sydomey

[TrekkerP1]

Sydomey?

[azrial4421]

oh god go fuck your self lisa simpson

[TrekkerP1]

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Some Trisomy-21 action going there. Bitchin!

[DamagedF0X]

That dog was beautiful. o_O

[Emilin8r]

Thats an awesome dog

[PandaYogisha]

This joke is really funny when he does the big build up to it like he did at Comedy Deathray but it sucked just now.

[TomBr4dy]

This guy is hilarious..... He's an anti comedian....but thats why he's God!

[beleSLO]

He`s a anti-comedian that`s way hes sucks so much

[oliveastone]

lmao why is this so funny.... I don't get it! ...but I like it

[markx64]

is it just me, or does this guy suck???

[jpm7018]

whats the difference between neil hamburger and a pile of shit?

I would hate to step on a pile of shit.

[VonHOG]

HES LAUGHING INSIDE! LOL!

[FunerealMorn]

haha, that was very funny :)

[ButtlumFem]

Oh christ im in stitches. ive only checked this guy out cos im gona be seeing him live this weekend....i can now not wait! So bad its good !

[Bullzeye95]

His real name's Gregg Turkington. Neil Hamburger is his stage persona. His act is all anti-humor and parody; he's the King of the hackneyed, drunken, greasy comb-over wearing lounge comedians. His show is actually even better, because it consists mostly of him badgering the shit out of his callers, 95% of which are dedicated internet trolls. Lulzy as hell. His act requires a bit more open-mindedness; it's not Dane Cook humor.

[Beck436]

Bullzeye95

the finishing touch is that he isn't even american, he's australian. his choice of accent is surreal, i must say

[Sasa42]

Gregg's accent is American, he's Australian but grew up in the US, though it's way softer than Neil's.

[duder6666]

He got his hair from an Aussie talk show host from the 70's called Norman Gunstan , a little bit of his act comes from him.

[theoriginal72]

I thought his act comes from Andy Kaufman's persona Tony Clifton.

[thelove999]

It is not funny. Neil is a clown

God created us to worship, obey, love, know and praise him.

[BananasockFlapjacks]

Way to go, you're totally reaching people.

[00614549]

this joke was not funny at all, and the man is not funny at all...he sucks

[saberliner14]

thats the point, anti-humor..

[frytechnician]

Exactly.

[mattincalifornia]

anti-humor = Drama

[Jonkmaster]

but it's easy not to be funny.

[saberliner14]

To the uneducated it would seem so.

[mycheezyhelm]

neil turdburger

[primitivelink]

Neil Hamburger RULES! ha ha ha!!!! cracks me up

[Makron5]

I love how the dog looks immediately after the joke is told.

[michealboltonMI]

Hilarious.

[frege666]

this is so funny. thnx!

[ec100]

The dog's ears moved.

[ec100]

Neil Hamburger is his act. That's not even his real name. Check him out on Wikipedia under Neil Hamburger.

[robrobrob456]

oh really? i actually thought his second name was hamburger

[gmcurrie]

phone book has him listed : "Neil Hamburger Yonkers 555 555 5678"

[DinosaurCop]

Yeah! If you dummies don't get Neil, why don't you go Youtube yourselves up some Dane Cook?

"look at me, I'm Dane Cook! I can scream and wear a big stupid grin! I'm a comedy Icon!"

on an interesting side note, "Youtube" gets underlined by the spell checker

[screwuguysgoinghome]

haha love neil hamburger. f all the dummies who dont get it

[fleeperzonk]

hahahaha

[inanimateinsights]

This is not funny. A lot of corpsing.

[absolom9]

this guy is a twat i would grab him by the ears and headbutt his fucking nose into his neck.

[DonaldBumsfeld]

no you wouldn't

[hoopapadalpoopa23456]

he's MEANT not to be funny, twats

[Skakidinabox]

Well that sure seems to be working for him, as he doesn't seem funny at all.

See Also: A waste of space.

[jesusranchdressing]

Neil Hamburger was so awesome in Brighton. He called me a cocksucker, cos I told him to take his clothes off.

[misspsycosexy]

aw i found him funny, i saw him in hammersmith

[Lolocalypse]

Yeah, there is a reason he's so awful - it's his intention. The guy playing the character of Hamburger wishes to be the world's worst stand up comic. Him being so bad makes him funny.

[mikepetercummings]

must...kill...hamburger...must­...kill...him

[bamslipknot]

tenaciousd in glasgow he supported and he sucked balls

[satan666himself]

lololol this guy opened for tenacious d in glasgow last nite, he got boo'd off the stage

[fagiomcleperacy]

Haha he got booed off in dublin too.

[ady24]

i think this guy's great-he'd go down well in uk.

nice dark humour-and slaggin of z list types like paris hilton can't be a bad thing either.

[jioann00]

actually i went to se tenacious D in manchester (U.K) and he was the opening act. he got booed off. he then slagged off the crowd especially the people at the front, then he stayed on, he woudlnt go even though 15000 people were chanting GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!

i think hees an arsehole.just my opinion

[BlargMonkeys]

Lmao what the dog did was funny it was more like a "dont quit your dayjob" look

[robbiejohnson2001]

This is the best ever.

[emsbenz6]

Such an annoying man and while I'll never understand it, I'm still laughing. (I started before he told the punchline...) I do know that my dog would have bitten him. Heee. Worth seeing.

Eva

[mcbizkit]

hw the hell was that funny this guy is crap !!

[JakeRazor]

Pool's closed Neil

[marryinchains]

that's soooo not funny :P

[RosieProbert]

poor dog :p

[charliechill]

funny joke? i think funny is stretching it a little. ;)