George Carlin - Losing Things

[CheeseyBurger202]

cus its like, where is it??

[drumbot739]

I agree with everything this guy says.

[RogerabbitGosu]

7 people are mad they couldn't find the like button

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

I swear the other day I put my keys on my bed, came back and they weren't there. After destroying the room, I found them, UNDER the bed!!!

Please explain to me how the fuck that happens???????

[tjtheplay]

I fucking hate losing things.

[mkhedart0mt0avari]

That very first random-ass bit with the 'NYURGH NYURGH NYURGH' is just about the greatest Carlin bit ever.

I don't even know why.

[zelalem88daw]

@mkhedart0mt0avari agree!

[DwarvernEpicness]

love him he tells the truth with great detail

[LightningIrving]

"I can't." "Why not?" "I sleep on the couch." lmao. Ahhh, Carlin, Carlin, Carlin... xD

[newgaara37]

Im over 6 feet guess I'm not coming back from where ever it is I left from. XD

[raeven1212]

"you what? I lost my yo-yo. well its gotta be somewhere" wow thanx I thought I was looking for something that didn't exist

[TalesTyrone]

this video has a 177.625 L/D ratio.

Like / Dislike ratio :D

[w123boy]

@TalesTyrone lool, Formula plz!

[TalesTyrone]

@w123boy 1,420 likes divide by 8 dislikes

answer = ratio :D

[w123boy]

@TalesTyrone and I wonder why I almost failed my GRE :) allow me to be a bitch about it tho : Ratio is written as such ( ~ 178 : 1 ) ... thanks for reminding me of my misery! :)

[VioletVeil1985]

what's with the eyeliner? :D

[zwippie92]

When were this show? What year?

[azerovc]

Were was he buying his eyeliners?

[bosman1988]

George's humour became so much darker, abrasive and political as he aged. This shit is quirky.

[Kadyium]

THAT is the FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!!! (J. Kadyium drummer)

[MarshallLore]

quality. funny how he highlights the things we all do but arent aware that others do too. Kinda like Michael McIntyre but much less camp lol

[lukeloseth]

He wears the SHIT out of that sweater.

[robmadore1]

the intro is the best part.

[bsgtrekfan88]

The crazy thing is...every step he lists...WE ALL DO!!!! CRAZY!!!! ;)

[xPicklexTicklex]

......*points down* at that point, it is no longer religion, it's obsession. No one should believe in something through a book. What one really should believe in, is them self. What's really frightening is billions of people who don't put faith in them self. It's okay if you put some faith in God or Halla or Buddha or whatever but put most if it in yourself. By the way. Armageddon means new beginning. Not destruction.

[corycivi]

0:14 is that nick swardson?

[liliumreiven]

Looks like 8 people lost their sense of humor.

[Mr70sFunk]

HA HA What an amazing guy. Even though George has left us to go to his pile of lost things; people around the world are still laughing with him and will do so for many years to come.

[thingermahjig]

i lost the dislike bar :(

[james68279]

its like 2 personalites in person.....where is it itss gone could be anywere i know.....xDD

[divineobliss]

Art is only a way of expressing pain.

[TheLockon00]

@divineobliss Do I detect the loathsome stench of an antinatalist? Oh, never mind, you're an Osho fan.

[Grimno]

Tell me about it... i lost my cellphone. No clue where it went at all. Called it with another phone, nothing. Never found it. Had my provider disable the phone completely and bought a new one and transferred the info over, but I still wonder where the fuck that other phone went...

[michaelbianchi22]

That beginning always puts me in stitches!

[Trinitysx]

man when was this video recorded in the dark ages?

[EssDubNZ]

Holy shit! Look at the size of those spectacles! O___O

[catiebugg1998]

george carlin is hilarious and cn be considered a role model

[katiexsevens]

when you lose something..check the garbage..did you throw them in the garbage by accident??

[RaitoYagami88]

There's something nostalgic about seeing that audience at 0:14.

[BlimeyGames]

That's the manliest lavender sweater I've ever seen.

[nathanieliscrazy]

Any body else found lost things in the Fridge.

[llcasanova]

Simply one of the GREATEST of Comedy!

[grommet1987]

One place i always check for when looking for my keys is on the outside of my door in the lock.

[bloodpollution21]

Dat shirt

[xPicklexTicklex]

7 people were laughing so hard, they accidentally pressed, dislike.

[bsgtrekfan88]

@xPicklexTicklex and then one came back and watched it a again...and DID it again!

[xPicklexTicklex]

@bsgtrekfan88

I know right?!

[DwarvernEpicness]

@xPicklexTicklex 8 now



[GreyLabyrinthine]

"There's a big pile of things that are lost - you lose something, *whooo-k* it goes to the pile. Then you say 'Oh look, there it is!' *noise* and there it is, right back from the pile... and where is the pile? In heaven. ... first thing that happens to you when you go to heaven, they give you back everything you ever lost."

I'm still waiting for the Neil Gaiman book that expands on this idea.

[TK125000]

0:39 --> I ♥ it.

"Where is it? I just had it. It was just here! WHERE IS IT?!?! I don't know. It's gone. That's true. It's lost. I know. Where could it be? could be anywhere. Maybe it will come back. Maybe, but not yet. It's gone. That's true...are we gonna go trough this shit again?"

[metalgirl280]

lmao i misplace my keys and stuff all the time lmao



[Lapulechkaksu]

I want to talk to him so much right now!

[Emrovsky]

7:32 LOL XDD

[EasyExpertVillage]

@Emrovsky not cool dude. 0:00 - 8:52 lol dude.

[Emrovsky]

@EasyExpertVillage

HAHAAAHA ..Absofuckinlutely dude your right

[MrRooney182]

2:03 the face he makes looooool

[annamarierichards67]

This man is brillant .....This skit is my life on a daily basis and some people wonder why I am still single .....really ?

[sariyordi]

You can tell how old the video is by looking at the audience

[ShortFingeredShreder]

I SLEEP ON THE COUCH!!!

[zibberebbiz]

nude pics of ernest borgnine? BASEKETBALL Y'ALL

[MONSTERJAMFAN86]

"And of course if you're looking for car keys, your pocket is one place you have to look at least six, or seven hundred times." my favorite George Carlin line.

[Thatguywiththelaptop]

I love the way he says "FUCK YOU I"M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!"

[MrBlah15000]

1,072 people yelled GIMME A BALLOON!!!, 1065 people got one and 7 people didn't

[Nextstopearth]

His hand at 1:06 haaaaaaaaaahahahahaaha

[JudasAngel666]

Wich one is this from?

[xiaoxiaostickguy]

@JudasAngel666 "Playin' With Your Head" One of his best, in my opinion.

[JudasAngel666]

@xiaoxiaostickguy Okay. Thanx.

[TheSeanoftheBread]

Oh FUCK!! I accidentally hit the dislike button.

[Stockfield]

@TheSeanoftheBread it's allright, man. I pressed Like to even it out :)

[izvunzemen]

the guy on the right at 0:13 is like "LOLWUT?"

[GoblinXXX]

I believe the second voice George is doing at the end, with the missing couch, is his cat. That's how MY cat sounds, anyway.

[GoblinXXX]

GIMME A BALLOON!!!

[WesleyJYvideoclip]

young George Carlin is just every bit as funny as old George Carlin..... RIP dude...

[nukeurhouse12]

Nice Heaven.....I'll get my 6 iPhones back!

[Dominique913]

i lost my wallet today :(

[Odakicity]

6 people lost stuff.

[ProtestantIRA]

Heaven sounds a lot like CIF...

[sikeologist]

LMFAO!

[ronaldcorreatv]

Lost my camcorder and came to this video for comfort.

[chromoid]

the pile is called a lost&found.

[Captinyromaniac42]

it is ALWAYS in the last place you look for it... DUH!!!

[questionablemakings]

Lost my fuckin' phone. Pulled out my keyboard to find this video and I found it. Thanks Carlin.

[dcs290]

i didnt get the beginning...

[dcs290]

that guy at 0:13 was luck MWMNKJJNBSDJGFBD:LK> BVGDSKBVGK:NDS

[109367]

I found my long lost Ray Bans in the fridge behind a bottle of Pinot Noir xD

[LosAngelesLion]

Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages? And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!

[EasyExpertVillage]

this looks nothing like the guy. IDC, im watching it anyways. we love you george

RIP Fillmore(cars)

RIP Fufus(bill and teds adventures)

RIP George(comedian)

RIP The Wizard(happily never after)

RIP Munchie(the simpsons) episode 209(D'oh in the wind)

all of these i've seen before several times. i never noticed the voices.

[NoisyNinjaSC2]

George Carlin currently has 79 pairs of sunglasses, 212 cigarrette lighters, 4983 ballpoint pens, 1 jockstrap found on the Golden State Freeway with hoofprints and chocolate sprinkles, and a room full of balloons.

[VelvetTearsNana]

fuck you i'm tired of this shit why don't you take your logic and go to bed? i can't

why not?

i sleep on the couch

[MusikGRock]

Guys help me please. English is not my native and i can't understand what is he saying at 5:39, and it freaks me out

"let's keep looking in obvious places, i'll look in the furnace, u check the WHAT ? "

[MetalHound91]

@MusikGRock Cesspool.

[joelcookie]

@MusikGRock Cess pool. Look it up on Wikipedia.

[MusikGRock]

@joelcookie It'll be enough just to translate it )

[MusikGRock]

@joelcookie thanks

[nelsonr12]

GIMMME A BALLON!!!

[steven1one]

 haha I love the mini balloon skit in the middle. R.I.P George

[Vinhaay]

Hate it when I lose my dildo then when I go poop I realize that it's still in my asshole.

[AnonymoussourceL0L]

holy shit how old is this?

[flassk7]

@AnonymoussourceL0L 1986

[silentbl00d]

missed one, look for sunglasses that are on your head. only to find them after you reach a anger level of "rub you hand through your hair front to back"

[wbaranful]

OCD... Monk would understand

[TheMytuber]

I lost Carlin and still haven´t found anything resemblant...

[Drutten87]

@TheMytuber You should check out Bill Hicks and perhaps some Louie ck :)

[LE0NSKA]

@TheMytuber not really resemblant on content but on laughters: Louis CK

him and Carlin are my favourite comedian

[CoolToobmovie]

@TheMytuber 2 Sense is pretty good. Close, but not exactly the same. Look up ranting gryphon studios on google to get to his website. It's not too bad.

[wildtatz]

@TheMytuber george is one off!

try billy collonny , dave allen, jim jefferies ,bill hicks ,

[PaintedSavages]

@TheMytuber Penn Jillette; he's the nearest I've got. Smart guy...also amusing.

[LE0NSKA]

@PaintedSavages Louis CK

[credalthefirst]

@davidkowalski11 maybe it went to the bathroom when they searched for it where you lost it

[mortartin]

He is right. I could have handed him the keys before the battle of Verdun...

[Fatass1774]

Those 4 people's cats just walked away.

[antiHUMANDesigns]

I think I'm cursed: If I touch something, it disappears. Pretty much every time. I know where it is until I touch it, then it's suddenly not there anymore, and it takes me a few minutes to find it. :/

[17mushalko]

1:06 i love that

[johnjnukemsheridan]

Did you ever have one of those days where weird shit just keeps happening? I come to youtube, I watch one vid, there were 333 likes. The one before this had 666 likes. This one had 888 likes....WTF?!

[pectinmania]

@davidkowalski11 Well, you hadn't been drinking enough.

[FvantomX]

GIVE ME A BALLOON!!

[kottonklown]

AND WHO BRINGS IT THERE AND BACK?????? LOKI!!!!

[Brollyssweetface]

Honestly, 2 or 3 years ago I lost my phone and had not a fucking clue of where I lost it. Now that i've had more complex and high tech phones, I don't give a shit if I ever see it again, I just wanna know where the fuck it went! XD

[Thefighterspider]

What year is it ?

[TonyShow82]

Good thing Heaven is not real. I'd nuke god and his fucking kingdom for stealing half my fucking shit!!

[Blinx15Death]

"There's something in life that i donty care if i ever get them back, I JUST WANNA KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THEY WENT!"

[ViperMach5]

I lost my video camera a week ago. I put this video on as a bit of motivation as I decided to look through my bedroom. My camera was found minutes later under my binoculars.

Things are good again.

[dratyats]

when i get to heaven im going to get a dickload of homework

[bttffreak4]

So I lost my hair brush a few days ago, I look on my desk where i always put it. Right after watching this, i kid you not, I see the brush is on my desk! Must have just gotten back from the pile in heaven! Haha

[SergeDude82]

@davidkowalski11 your full of shit.

[daftong919]

take your logic and go sleep!

-i cant..

-why?

- i sleep on the couch XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Sutskoen]

lol... god.... I actually left my car keys in my freezer once

[SergeDude82]

does anyone catch that he's talking to himself at 0:44 ? when i showed this to my friends...they didnt realize it...lol

[wilrocksz]

GIMME A BALLOON!!!

[sd110055d]

So fucking epic 0:04-0:08 :D

[thegeekifier]

Here's the trick to finding things. 1) Stop looking for it. 2) Wait until you don't need it anymore

[gregchance324]

sometimes u find something exactly where u looked and u know it wasnt there!! lmao

[109367]

I found dad's sunglasses in the fridge, I was like xD thought about this bit and found it :D

[angelwolfchild16]

We lost the bench in our back garden once. I imagine it's crushed the pile by now. :P

[TwistedxFate666]

HAHAHAHAHAHA SOUNDS LIKE ME 

[pdbabe]

You always find things in the exact same place ... everyone finds it there ... the last place you looked

[7525727]

- I was reading a book.

- My friend said something.

- Then I asked 'Where's the book'?

- My friend: "It's in your hands.."

[Youngblood1701]

When was this? 90s?

[phatalbert73]

@Youngblood1701 This is from 'Playin' With Your Head', which is '86 or '87.

[mostarshqipe]

"ARE WE GONNA GO THROUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN? " HAHAHAHA

[Teri0is0Resa]

Oh look there it is! ... Nope. Still gone. Damn. Thought that would work.

[Gearsdisraeli]

The way he says "that's true" is so odd..

[ThErApYizTrIcKsHoT]

i sleep on the couch haha ftw<3

[impiousLion]

0:04 - 0:07

I want a gif of this. SO BAD.

[QuantumEagle17]

I like that smirk he made at 0:12

[IzzyInc27]

When I was about 6, I was really in to Thomas Trains. (Well who wasn't) I'd often lose different trains or cars, and I would walk around my train table forever looking for it, and when I finally find it, I'd swear I'd walked by it the last 13 million times.... LOL

[Fedorasnesguy]

@IzzyInc27 Hey! Fun fact, George Carlin (This guy, duh) was the narrator for The Thomas show, I'm pretty sure...

[IzzyInc27]

@Fedorasnesguy I knew that, but thanks anyway.

[Jlowe258]

@Fedorasnesguy He was the Conductor for a season or two.

[IzzyInc27]

LOL

[IntEngT]

SO TRUE. But where is it????

[Nahriel]

anyone know which one this is from?

[vail0318]

"Fuck you I'm tired of your shit. Why don't you take your logic and go to bed"

"I cant"

"why not"

"I sleep on the couch"

[rogeredtabbit]

Just been watching George Carlin videos and it seems the audience gets better with age. Carlin was as funny and thought provoking as he started.

[Youngblood1701]

I just hate when i give up searching, glance over, and low and behold. There it is.

[badDrMadMax]

@Youngblood1701 tha'ts why i never search for anything; i don't find the things, the things find me

[axcertypo]

@Youngblood1701 Me too. By the way, it's "lo" and behold* :P

[XAttaHabibX]

coincidentally today I lost my flash drive and that was EXACTLY how i looked.

[Mandragara]

Why does this guy weirdly remind me of House?

[deinvadder88]

@Mandragara One great and funny person reminds you of another great and funny person. Makes perfect sense to me.