I'm Gay

[VeganVirginVaccinatd]

LOL!

[SantaClawz000]

ide be a lesbian

[SkyBear182]

mindfucked lawl

[doctorwhofanist]

gay is happy

[The1STEmoChick]

I like how an advert for the gay stage is at the side of this :3

lol heehee:3xxxxxx

[lllllllllll10]

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[Adamocracy]

Yeah I'm not gay! But if Onision says it, it must be true right?

[Adamocracy]

Im pretty sure im not gay

[BellaMissTrix]

I'm actually viewer 300,000!

[Grandaddyfan209]

@BellaMissTrix no ur not ;)

[boosam2]

i am viewer 300,000

[OnTehHorizon]

Wow good use of Physiology

[TheGreenOcelot]

Well... I totally agree with the message, but I think it could have been presented better. What I mean is that he contradicted himself by saying hypothetical and... Ah screw it, Gay people are fucking awesome either way :3

[TheJesssk]

anyone else see he was wearing a different shirt at 1:35?

[ReptarCraft]

@TheJesssk the front of it is just shadowed :3

[TheMuslimStoner]

omg this onion fucker is still alive

[DiduknowIisepic12]

He should should of said "Get out of my MIND!"

[GoogleVideoMan]

Best Onision video yet! lmao

[MaxMikescrool1]

ahahahahah!DWSDFFB

 TOTAL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[I2ayy]

It all makes sense now.

[ScreamingPain19]

I am going to confuse someone now using this logic

[spinyfan15]

onision mixed reality with hypothetical situations. What the other guy was trying to say was: in reality, he wants women. in hypothetical situations, as a WOMAN, man would be the choice. Onision just confused the guy.

[ScreamingPain19]

@spinyfan15 It seems only me and you truly understand the video

[spinyfan15]

@ScreamingPain19 yes, we're not all really gay. that guy was just stupid.

[TexasToast09]

Maybe you are...

[fuglyandsmexybitch]

I  literally laughed out loud. I love you so much Onision. XD

[BANANAPHON3333]

1:30 - 1:40 best part, ;]

[MrIandude]

so its gay if your a woman and you like guys ?

[justrayy123]

Tbh if I were a guy, I'd probably be bisexual.

[JessyGirl002]

Your logic is completely twisted. If I was a straight man I'd want to be with women. If I was a gay man I'd want to be with other men. I'm a straight woman, I want to be with men... How does that make me gay? I'm "gay" because I admit that IF I was a straight man I'd obviously want to be with women because biologically that's how it works...

You're an idiot.

Get off Youtube.

[matthewthereviewer]

@JessyGirl002 It's just to fuck with some imbreds mind, not to be taken seriously. :P

[JessyGirl002]

@matthewthereviewer haha sorry, I get passionate over opinions and silly logic :P

[themyrashow]

@JessyGirl002 u mad bro?

[JessyGirl002]

@themyrashow nah, just dislike this guy and his logic :P

[marshmallowthreat1]

A woman wanting to have sex with a man in not gay, which is what you're insinuating.

[marshmallowthreat1]

This is so stupid. I'm not christian or religious, but your logic on this is completely wrong.

[thebrawlgamerxD]

Im a guy and Im NOT gay... "If you were a girl would you still love girls?" Look... I'm a guy and I've been raised as one. If I was a girl I would be raised like a girl... But I'm a guy that has a dick. "if you were..." Oh come on... Im a guy and thats it. Im a Christian also.

Lev. 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"

[Rawr8987]

People who use this logic are fucking retarded. "Well if you were put in a womans body you would want penis" is dumb as shit. You would have completely different hormones. The science doesn't work.

[JellyOxide]

*love button*

[computernerd051]

@TDGpwner Yes that what I meant to say so...thanks for explaining me lol...

[computernerd051]

I just owned this whole video :L

[computernerd051]

It;'s not gay if hes a women :l

[ImNonk1]

Woah O.O

[TheDrakerdog]

you are im not :S

[itashiousboy]

haha you tricked him XD

[xoxemoloverxox1]

has anyone else noticed how in every onision video in the comments there is a fight going on? well i want one! jk i like twilight! if that doesnt start a fight i dont know what will lool

[ImmNotWired]

MINDBLOW! xD

[paintitblack757]

MINDFUCKED!

[JoeyR571]

I just subscribed

[JoeyR571]

I love this... its exactly what imma say to all the straight douches xD

[lonermon]

@JoeyR571 exscuse me ? straight douches ? i could care less weither somone is gay or straight but your an ass . i do hope you start goign around calling people a douche cause there not gay . and i hope they then beat you to a gay little pulp.

[wakemeupdude]

Whats really funny is that in the top right corner there is an advertisment for a getaway for gay couples...

[MrGoats123]

But he's saying if he was a woman dumbass

[ferrypanda]

@ThexBlackxCherry ...it was a reference, calm down.

[EmziiZemzii]

`what camera are you using???

[iAmRelmfu]

that argument was bullshit, but funny as hell.

[YouungMoneyCashMoney]

i'm SOO CONFUSED .. -.-

[kilkolio]

what i got from this video is that onision is gay and he wishes everyone else was gay so he can have sex with everyone he meets

[hakime666]

i hate fags



[viaxoxovictoriaa]

@hakime666 Cool story bro. Idgaf about your opinion of me. ;D

[hakime666]

@viaxoxovictoriaa ok fag ^_^

[Stordrage]

@hakime666

Who cares.

[hakime666]

@Stordrage you do for replying

[sugelanren]

I'm not Gay....i'm Takei.

[tombj388]

Ty i did no how to spell it.and OK,good video

[Dajah42]

Okay first off how are we all gay??? You can be gay all you want 2 but DON'T go saying people is all gay &&' they aren't, but the video was still kind of funny!

[xElectricRaiinbowz]

@Dajah42 gay = happy

[Stordrage]

@Dajah42

Being gay is not a choise x)

[tombj388]

women can not be gay there a Lebanese

[RayannaHearts]

@tombj388 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I LOVE GLEE

[Downtownpatrol]

@tombj388 lesbian*

lesbians are gay. o.o

[Centari0217]

Gayception

[dr3an18]

True!!!!

[TheOriginalToxicaq]

I love this

[lalaproduction4]

Mindfuckk & if you didnt get it dont go bagging on him, just go find another video...

[baconimos123]

okay? makes no sense but... okay...?

[22Hypergrl]

lmfao

[drcoconut99sbro]

Mind fucked....

[ElTorroXL]

lame. you tried to be serious and funny it didnt work

[AshleyJosephine1234]

OMG I LOVE THIS!! :)

[luriemu1]

I TOTALLY LOVE THIS!!!!!!! but...a little boy from my school shouted "i hate fags!!!" at my school, and i asked him if he was a girl if he wanted to have sex with men or women...and he just got mad and said i was a pervert and said "ew, sex!!" xD...so it didn't work....

[zengod861]

i had this conversation in 5th grade with my friend lol

[LullabyOfZombie]

lol this is totally nothing. The point is he is not gay and Jack just made it twisted. Silly.

[zevans0]

I LOVE THIS

[TXXKingXX]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL win

[lollalytasagittarius]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[OoEpicPandaoO]

I Guess You Cant Take A Dang Joke. First Of All, Im Only 11, SO Calm Your Nipples. Second Of All, All I Was Trying To Say Is To Stop Bothering Onision. He Did Noting To You. Finally My Mother is a Preacher. SO God Bless Your Soul. ANd Please Stop Being A Jerk...

[mrvideogamevideos]

@OoEpicPandaoO Look At My Grammar, I Capitalize Every Letter!

[mrvideogamevideos]

@OoEpicPandaoO Look At My Grammar, I Capitalize Every Letter!

[OoEpicPandaoO]

@mrvideogamevideos Well, Thanks For Pointing That Out. I Actually I Really Dont Type Like This. Its Jusst For Fun

[expedion]

Is this supposed to be like a mindfuck? :/ pssh, its fucking stupid. I would soo shred onision's arguments, they are totally dumb and gay.

[OoEpicPandaoO]

@expedion Like Your Mother?

[expedion]

@OoEpicPandaoO No... my mom is a loving person. But u must have one mindfucked mom if u joke around like that. And if u aren't joking, then u are really fucked up.

[jojoladibazo]

this was too much for me to handle...

[inuyashalovesme213]

If he said Asexual he woullda won

[TDGpwner]

if i were a woman then my brain chemestry would be different so chances are i would be straight

[DarkInfernoMK2]

when you say "that's so gay", do you realize what you say? KNOCK IT OFF!!! XD

p.s. Oprah's a pimp

[beethovensfifth5]

Yeah that reverse logic bs is just a bullying mechanism. So he's a arrogant dick. He's going to be a arrogant dick till the day he dies b/c people don't change. Meh.

[lonermon]

@beethovensfifth5 not only that but anyone that disagrees with him he calls haters and bans them . he loves to spout off his beliefs and critasize anyone who disagrees with himn .

[WingWeeMovies]

I pissed my self

[z1d]

crazy teori?

[lolitamisa77]

dont like girls and dont like guys

i win

[IjustLickedYourEar]

Mind=Blown

[SammeSumiko]

either way 1 You're Gay.

[Gigixlove15]

u bastard.

and u gay. LMAO!

[Ichiz98]

They are having quite the fight under me .

[newgroundscrazy]

I'm feeling rather gay today

[vizhtor77]

Jack's reasoning sucks..same as this video, no worth to see.

[rikki123456788]

owned.

[TheMisscharisse]

Shame this wont make people back of real gay people, :(

[zombiiexmassacre]

playing with his brain XD

[ManicBoii39]

Haha he said "Hard On" ...lol

[Mirandasmusic100]

lol

[miabobia101]

your hair is greesy as fuck

[BlueBallinAlpakka]

@miabobia101 and this is coming from someone who cant spell a simple word properly, smooth

[miabobia101]

@BlueBallinAlpakka Why thank you spell check I didn't know you went around youtube annoying the fuck out of people. Good looks ;D

[BlueBallinAlpakka]

@miabobia101 no problem! and i cant believe that your a sadistic self centered whore who thinks its fun to make a mans life more difficult than it already is! kudos to you! gold star and such.

[miabobia101]

@BlueBallinAlpakka Oh shit watcha gonna do next? Caps lock my ass? idgaf. I didn't know telling someone they have greasy hair was gonna ruin someones goddamn life haha. Oh and btw calling me a "sadistic self centered whore" won't make you look any more like a hero for backing someone up who probably doesn't give a fuck just as much as me. CALM THE FUCK DOWN BRO! Have a fanfuckintastic day ;D P.S. you might as well stop arguing now, being a jackass finds you too easily.

[BlueBallinAlpakka]

@miabobia101 okay.... never said that greasy hair ruined my life. im not trying to look like a hero im just stating facts and who is the one using noob lock? yeah thats waht i thought. might as well stop now because you arent going to win this one. and btw. "being a jackass finds you too easily", i don't know what you are implying there but if you mean it suits me, thank you. its what i do best. your act in this argument is the typical "im the mature one" bullshit and it never works

[miabobia101]

@BlueBallinAlpakka I'm not trying to be "mature" at all. I'm just trying to get your ass to shut the fuck up haha. Obviously you don't get the fact that I really don't care what you think nor do I understand why you felt the need to reply on my comment in the first place. But I'm glad you think being a jackass is a good thing, I guess the world needs people like you to show what not to be. So I don't need to "win" this conversation. It's fucking youtube. Get over yourself bud.

[BlueBallinAlpakka]

@miabobia101 fact: one can't stop talking by "shutting their ass" as you say it

another fact: me openly admiting im a jackass may be true, yes, but guess what "bud" its corporate jackasses like me that keep the world spinnin' now, im done here.

[miabobia101]

@BlueBallinAlpakka That only took forever. 

[Smileprettyyousicfuc]

@miabobia101 shut up

[yuliebabieTeenMommy]

lmfaoooo

[Hollieaaxo]

Mindfucked.

[xSuicidalCries]

+ I'm gay and I found this HILARIOUS!

[xSuicidalCries]

I actually thought Onision would've gone naked.

Well...

[DDTPZX]

okay, wait. That was... redundant. You can do better than that.

[Frankieloveyou6161]

This video is the stupidest thing ever. It completely fails at being funny or deep. You are attempting to prove a point on something you clearly no nothing about.

[CBPCorps]

@Frankieloveyou6161 You clearly didn't recognize that the video was a joke. You sir, are a complete idiot and deserve to be punched.

[pspurs1]

#mindfuck

[MundoFalls]

@pspurs1 nnnot really...

[pspurs1]

@MundoFalls but it is

[MundoFalls]

@pspurs1 not when you realize that what hes actually saying makes no sence.. if youre a straight girl, youll like guys... and if youre a straight girl you would like guys... as easy as that....

[captinchariz]

That offensive 2 me and the gay community :( 

[roryfitzpatric]

@captinchariz I'm gay and I find this hilarious.

[iluvqueen101]

@captinchariz yea how does this offend you?

[fuzzyrhino5]

I love this vid. red neck gets owned.

[SYRUPNDINOS]

what if ur bi

[ChrisWATAFAK]

das juss wrong

[superyomomma101]

IM GAY!

[XLindsayxLachrymoseX]

"Don't be so hard on yourself" XDD

[anjabuscus]

TROLOLOLOL

[kayteebluebird]

WE PEOPLE ARE NOT ALL GAY

[CoDxF4TH3R]

@kayteebluebird dont be so hard on yourself

[cheetaclaw]

>Onision uses a story that he didnt make himself and doesnt give credit to the original author

Yeah okay

[Frost4k]

OnisionTrolls

[SuperCarebearKiller]

Lolololololol

[RRapDiss]

lol

[Luvmariohatekikyo2]

MIND. FUCK.

[13eldest]

i presented this to the entire class, everyone shat themselves, and looked at each other wierd making sure no-one else was gay lol

[StarrSprinklez]

I love this soo much XD "Don't be so hard on yourself... :)"

[dasia343]

any body else realize cyr wasnt really in the room?

[MsGuesswhat123]

onision looks so hott in this vid!!!!

[NixxJade]

@MsGuesswhat123 IKR XD

[999MadMatt]

I do the same thing everyday. But then i end up sleeping with them and some Chinese girl we find on the streets..

[thgckali]

lol

[animelove2021]

I understand now.....I loved your David Caruso moment

[soso121500]

IM SO CONFUSED 0.o

[MARIA230499]

AT THE END LOL

I LOVE HOW HE GOT TROLLED

[hyphyhicks]

Omg you guys it's a joke. Typing out a whole paragraph saying that this isn't correct is so unnecessary.

[AnarchyWings100]

Mind Fuck....

[ImJaffaah]

He's a fucking walking paradox

[MrNickjrich]

This is about the dumbest argument for gayness I've ever heard. I'm 100% for gay rights and 100% straight. To say everyone is gay is a retarded statement. @guilelessnocturne what he said

[guilelessnocturne]

Just because a man would most likely be with men if they were a woman doesn't mean that they're gay. If they were born a woman, they would have been raised differently. Gender specific clothing for small children. Different interests when they're little (little girls tend to like girly things, little boys tend to like boyish things). Girls tend to hang around other girls, guys tend to hang around other guys. Their whole mindset would be entirely different. Their life would be /different/.

[auron2214]

@guilelessnocturne I was about to type the same exact thing. Glad to see someone else here actually has a brain.

[thronelez]

@guilelessnocturne Orly? U must be so smart then..

[lovelyemosweet]

@guilelessnocturne O.o well, I grew up being girly and only hanging out with other girls, but I still turned out to be bi, so your argument is invalid :)

[guilelessnocturne]

@lovelyemosweet I wasn't saying that it's a definite that if you were the opposite gender you'd be interested in the opposite kind of people, but that just because someone thinks that they might it doesn't make them gay. There are a lot of changing variables. Who's to say that a man who is interested in women won't be interested in women as a women? It doesn't make them gay in their present life.

[rtsovesya]

I'm going to do this to a homophobic lololol