Portal goes totally spare - Completely broken physics

[URreadingmyaccname]

that cube was all like

"OMFG A Mac USER KEEP HIM F**K*NG AWAY FROM ME. COME CLOSER TO ME AND I WILL STAB YOU!!!!!"

[TJojo27616]

THE CUBE IS ALIVE!

[0takuMetalheadGamer]

NakedCreep has one point correct: a non physics cube clone is created. That or it didnt want to be taken with you.

[SelkitFox]

@0takuMetalheadGamer I'm pretty sure it was just the companion cube hating me. :(

[123123sora]

it must be a windows vista companion cube.

hurr hurr.

[MelissaTheGnome]

@123123sora Hey, I'm using vista, what's wrong wi... Oh.

[xbelladancerellax]

I had a similar problem with the turret level once. The turrets were fine and then when I knocked one over it would go flying through a wall. This happened with the cubes and such.

[dragonfang231]

OKAY, so,

The begining quote plays twice (the very first one did), Physics are oppisite, Solid objects pass thorugh the floor to the other side of the level or to nowhere at all, Turrets falling to nowhere, Portals trigger the vent or the vent triggers from nothing...

Some serious cheats have screwed you up or,

GLaDOS : Fu*k Physics! Time to trip chell out...NO COMPANION CUBE FOR YOU >:3

[GlitchMasterSonic]

@dragonfang231 lol

[dragonfang231]

@GlitchMasterSonic

:3

[Thek213]

I ain't getting euthanized! Not this time!

[weinerschnitzelboy]

the companion cube certainly is giddy.

[SelkitFox]

@NakedCreep There's a fly in that ointment, I'm afraid: This happened at the start of the level with no portals pre-existing.

[veraphine]

Now you can take the cube with you on your noclipping adventures!

[macic666dp]

LOL, The companion cube DID accompany you!

Me: What cube?

[kuchie9]

haha wcc hates u

[KillerModem]

This Is Hella Funny!

[KibaWolfKing]

Yeah, .... this happened to me just before now. I started looking for broken Portal physics videos. It's actually helpful on the previous advanced level.You can actually kill the turrets.

[gmodman999]

XD 1:45 u beat it in 2 sec with the flying cube

[mtylerryan]

lmfao thats what happened to me

[Yoshemo1]

That happened to me in smod =/

[jpfarina]

Did you figure out a fix? I can't get past this stage because of the same issues...

[SelkitFox]

It only fixed itself when I finally restarted the test chamber from scratch. Obnoxious.

[tycandybot]

uh oh... thats BAD. r u rly a scientest?

[Conkerfan364]

Weird...same thing happend to me after I messed around with chamber 16...guess Im not the only one who got this glitch... O_o

[perli55]

wtf

[GlaDiosFreeman]

loool

[cody10ha]

Wow, that's really buggy. Funny how at the end it just bounced out of the delivery chute and just flew past you.

[DannYmac2pac]

fuck of and die

[ttheboo]

3:04 - It was just TOO excited to see you~

[inuyashaobsesser101]

AHahahaha. That's fucking hysterical xDDD

[Monuver]

"You did it!"

"Uh, I did?"

[x0ForeverHate0x]

Well.... that's interesting. Never seen a game do that before... I'm sorry, but I had to laugh when it went throught the wall.

[elysiumrage]

cl_ragdollcollide 0

[1337blahred]

rofl... ifthis isnt on a computer thats just wrong, computer rules (you dont need reasons if you have a brain)

its your console or comp

(no offense) your comp(or console) cant handle portal :(

[SelkitFox]

...You're an idiot. <3

[AtoZTricks]

@SelkitFox

...thats legit.

[powerful47]

@SelkitFox Nice comment. lol

[DJdeaddude]

i had a similar problem.i found that the advanced stages (the ones with the spheres instead of the cubes) worked ok, but the standard cubes clipped.

[glitchvid]

you probly got ur computer overloaded it happens

just restart the game and it will fix itself

*unless its a save i think*

B/C source has this limit thinggy eh nvm

[ErisSpartan301]

WOW. I think it's time you get a new game disk, re-install, or SOMETHING, because that's some really screwed up physics.

[p0iit312]

now the cube can noclip...and the cube has been incinerated too many times...it doesn't want to come out of the safety of the Aperture Science Vital Aparatus Vent

[GLaDOS08]

OMFG :D

[icecream1012]

this happened to me on the xbox vertion of portal, WIERD.

[Corey897]

Don't get too close. It'll stab you.

[pdan4]

Sometimes this happens to me in Gmod with Hl2. When I touch/shoot/hit a corpse, it has a seizure and then freezes the way it is. (halfway in the ground.)If throw a grenade, it goes through the ground. If I shoot an ar2 altfire, it goes through walls. Usually this happens if there is too much stuff.

[WackoMcGoose]

Normal cubes do it as well. And when I spawn a cube on the floor, it "floats" for a few seconds before vanishing, or it flies away like in the Logic Portals mappack. I wish I could post my own video of Portal going crazy, but... my HyperCam is a failboat. Whenever I try to record games with it, it makes the video grainy.

[00Kirby0]

WackoMcGoose. Stop using hypercam and get fraps nao.

[WackoMcGoose]

Fraps contains fail, because the most you can record at a time is 30 seconds on the trial version, and my dad won't let me buy the registered version.

Also, something I finally found out: HyperCam corrupts videos far less than what YouTube does. So on YouTube, you can't tell a Fraps'd video from a HyperCam'd video, unless it's a video that has high quality, which you can never get with a videogame video. (Ignoring the watermarks, of course.)

Why can't I upload videos with a high-quality option?!

[EvanYogus]

lol @ the notion of buying software

[WackoMcGoose]

yeah it's funny

Oh, and I figured out how to upload high-quality videos. There's a setting in MovieMaker for saving as a high-quality video.

[WackoMcGoose]

Okay, I just got exactly the same failure of physics. Except in my case, the Vital Apparatus Vent is stuck in the open position.

I think what happened was, when I used portals to fizzle EVERYTHING from Testchamber 16 (including the Turrets and the stuff in the so-called Ratman Den), I may have overloaded the Source engine, causing Funny Physics (as it is called in Roblox). And the weirdest part is, the Companion Cube isn't the only thing to wall-phase! Normal cubes do it (cont. in next comment)

[Theonlyultimategamer]

yeah dude, there is a forum about this somewhere, i cant remember where, but it turns out that GLaDOS has decided to get back at unsuspecting players. Valve is working on a patch. so in the mean time, noclip it.

[tigeren400]

it just dont like you :D

[flashpointgames]

good science ... NO! .. apertare science

[WackoMcGoose]

PLX PLX PLX tell me how you broke Portal!

Although, I've already found out that if you use bind [keynamehere] ent_create_portal_weight_box, then spam a testchamber with storage cubes, you make uber lags. And using sv_portal_placement_never_fail to put portals where they don't belong is also lulz.

[AndyGoRAWR]

Haha that's messed up

[reki107]

Has anybody else noticed that the aperture science "Emergency Intelligence Incinerator" Makes EII when used shorthand, "Eii" being the sound of pain. I.E. "EIIII! THE PAIN!!!!"

[blackandbluestar]

2:31 - 2:50 Most epic way to complete a test. XD

[Hawkfrost18]

what system is this on?

[troels555]

im thik the cube have a bad day so it go crazy (im just make fun)

[Animator135]

This happened in Testchamber 16 for me. I was playing advanced mode, and for the life of me couldn't figure out how to get through the level (because the turrets are in mesh boxes). However, when I picked up a cube and threw it at a boxed turret in anger, the cube floated in zero-gravity and whacked the turret into the air. It then proceeded to float around the room. :P I later found if I so much as just walked into a box, the turret would fly out and bounce everywhere.

Pretty fun.

[BDNproductions]

Pyxaron or whoever probably activated cl_ragdoll_collide. I saw a video of HL2 Episode 1, one guy tried activating it and ended up breaking the game's physics.

[Militant183220]

that happen sometime in TF2 just restart the game

[cargoboom123]

i mean penis not peinis

[SelkitFox]

And I'm sure a great many terms (or in the case of lulz, linguistic bastardizations) in the English language are highly offensive somewhere. Given that there are hundreds of nations and thousands on thousands of cultures out there, many with their own language... no. Sorry.

PS: If penis offends, you're a prude. :)

[cargoboom123]

its not affencive, its jus hilarious.

[crazystuffproduction]

did you ever get it fixed?

[cargoboom123]

take LULZ!! out of the description, it means PEINIS-Z!! in dutch

[bowzerpi]

LOL!!!!!!

[spoon527]

i messed with the consle physic comands to fix that um i for got link for the consle command u put in to fix it was on a forum

[JessiDlux]

First thing that would of came to my mind;

Shit, Cube's gone rouge. I'm all alone in this world now.

"There's only enough Apature for one of us, cube!!"

[HighonFire420]

Dude, similar shit happened to me. It was on the advanced level with the caged turrets and everything bugged out, all the cubes went all floaty-like. The shitty thing is that it stayed like that even when I started a completely new game. No matter how many times I've loaded saved games or tried starting new ones it's still broken. Random death of physics ftl.

[RedneckvilleTV]

lmao wow

[dailyblabbity]

Companion Cube died and became a ghost! :O

[kelazun]

LULZ I hade the same problem

[Minimat5567]

i KNEW th companion cube was alive!!

[muffliato2009]

haha your companion cube is running away before you kill it

[bitcoredotorg]

lol whaaaat?

[TheMagicNumber1337]

i had exact same thing happen to me on 360 when i was going for achievements-very annoying.

[JediCire]

I can tell you what is going on...

your companion cube HATES YOU!

[undedz]

The companion cube hates him, GLaDOS hates him, the turrets probably hate him, Aperture Science hates him...

[denhamrp]

aint life a bitch?