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  • are brian quagmire friends again or is this before that

  • Just saw it on TBS too!

    #classic!

  • looking at it right now at tbs

  • Forever alone guy + Trollface = Quagmire

  • HAHA

  • This actuallly makes me wonder....How do all those magazine companies stay in business?

  • @xKlieverx They stay in business due to the vast number of perverts, believe it or not, the internet is still not enough.

  • @joepinkful There are definately... Special cases...

  • @xKlieverx many people over the age of 25 arnt that tech savy

  • He uses the same arm i use even though im a righty

  • lol his a lefty xD

  • Behold! The only funny thing in this entire episode.

  • @Thomasathanasioy S8: E2 OR S8: E3

  • lol.. this is so funny lmaf jaja.

  • fapfapfap -_- oh yes, real workout

  • who else but Quagmire!

  • do we know season and episode ???

  • Does Quagmire jerk off with his left hand....?

  • @nkella17 Yepp. Im right handed with everything except for that one thing haha

  • After seeing this video, I got the urge to stay home all day tomorrow and check out some pornos.

  • lofl wtfff

  • Who knew Quagmire was a lefty

  • @cvarese145 my thoughts exactley hahahaha

  • GIGGIDY!

  • The pen is blue

  • Duh he's all muscly cuz he's been jerking off!

  • @egurl99 Thank you Captain Obvious

  • WE GOT A LEFTY!!!!

  • 33 people dont found any internet porn :D

  • MY UNCLE?!

  • Which episode?

  • Quagmires a lefty??

  • 33 people checked their e-mail.

  • Seriously what season and episode is this from?

  • GIGGITY BEST EPISODE YET

  • He's a lefty? Never woulda thought

  • same vid but better quality in here

    /watch?v=z9nc1VoXpU8

  • Why does Joe look at porn?

  • @StuffedMannequin why wouldn't he?

  • @Kimipeikko Because he's paralyzed from the waist down. I thought that would be evident enough.

  • @StuffedMannequin well he knocked up his wife so apparently his dick still gets stiff even though he's paralyzed...

  • @StuffedMannequin because "HE CAN DO IT HIMSELF!!!!!! ARRRRAUUGH!!!"

  • @StuffedMannequin idk maybe the women remind him of Bonnie

  • @StuffedMannequin That's...a really good question e_o

  • @StuffedMannequin FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL..THE SEXUAL THRILL!!!!

  • @StuffedMannequin Maybe when Joe is in the mood the wife isn't he look at porn.

  • geez... that guy has been fapping alot @ the ending XD

  • i wish my arms could be that big from jerking it

  • @jigglybacon seriously... wtf... someone should work on this...

  • GIGIRI

    

  • he never did check his mail

  • Quagmire is LEFT HANDED ????

  • @7372009 Not necessarily. People don't use their dominant hand for everything.

  • @2wingo but i'm left handed and i do.... O_O

  • @7372009 Everything? I doubt that. I'm also a lefty, but I use my right hand to do a lot of things.

  • @2wingo i guess my right hand is the mouse hand :P

  • @7372009  i think i know what hes talkin bout

  • @2wingo True. I'm left handed but I use my right hand for two things: whacking off and wiping my ass... which should give you some idea about how much respect I have for my right hand.

    Oh wait! I also use my right hand to shake hands with people, of course... so make that three things.

  • What season/episode is this?

  • Just use the other hand so it's equal

  • lol he uses his left arm so much that its buffed lol

  • @AwsomeAmber12347 god your an idiot. Only a blonde would take that joke seriously. Brunettes ftw.

  • Story of my life

  • 1 handed increased!

  • @Chrono Achnologia no fricken duh retard

  • @xxmuggler15xx Mother die isit ? knn...

  • XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • The Muscular arm is the arm that he used to jerk off with.

  • @ChronoAcnologia Thank you Captain Obvious!

  • @CoNiGMa Shut the fuck la pua chee bai -'-

  • @ChronoAcnologia well done...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 32 people dont know why Quagmire has a buffed left arm..

  • @tonib000y lol yea, I have always used both hands. Never once out of several thousand times did I ever just use 1 hand.

  • wait till he discorvers lidsay lohan playboy

  • did anyone notice that his left hand was the muscular one?

  • take that P90X

  • Oh my...Broadband will kill him.

  • What season and ep is this

  • @Jamestordoff season 8 epsiode 2 , at about minute 6 ^^

  • And thus, after several years without sunlight, food or human contact, Quagmire evolved into a Charger.

  • Great Video Mate

  • lol @ 0:47

  • VIEWER 606666 WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU !

  • what episode is this?

  • so hes a lefty...who new?

    

  • who els but quagmire  giggggtyyyy gigggtyyy gooo allrite

  • 0:59 thats what my right arm looks like

  • @EternalUnfinity Your right arm has the finger arrangement of your left arm and is cartoony?

  • Omg lol, best family guy moment ever

  • Peter : Hey Quagmire you wanna go out for a beer?

    Quagmire : Aaa no.

    Peter : Oh ok what are you doing then?

    Quagmire : Aaaa nothing and im definetly not watching that internet porn you were talking about.

    Peter : Ok (backs away slowly)

    Quagmire : Gigiti alright.

  • Apparently Quagmire cranks it with his left hand..Ambidextrous?

  • what the heck his left arm is like ...... ahhhahahahaha

  • wait i'm on the internet....i'm just going to go....check some out...some of that..internet porn

  • he jerks off whit left hand? O.O

  • didn't know he was left handed aswell

  • lmfao, omg I laughed SO hard when he showed his left arm.. wow Quagmire!

  • I laughed at 0:58

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  • Quagmire is the story of my life(:

  • Last night. I had a dream. Where I lived with Quagmire. Awkward dream. xD

  • and now we know quagmires a lefty

  • you been lifting weights? 

  • wtf is peter doing?

  • @Ludwaister peter is burying a ripped cut out

  • Shouldn't his pants have white stains on them?

  • Ha-ha that's funny

  • Hahahaha. I just died. Wow.

  • Best episode yo omfg

  • He didn't even get his mail . . .

  • Any one else notice the girl in the dirt!? Lol

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAS

  • this video is most popular with:

    male 18-24

    male 25-34

    male 35-44

    WORD!

  • @fury098 Oh my God yes! Your reference made my day!!!

  • I'm gonna lose my laugh voice soon if I have to keep hiding my laugh so I don't disturb my family.

  • 29 dislikes which means 29 people dont masturbate...

  • my trainer told me..u need to practice it with both hands!

  • Not funny

  • @CamiloSanchez1979 Than don't click on the video dumbass...

  • @RipEddieAndChrisLov How am I supposed to know it sucks then?

  • @CamiloSanchez1979, RipEddieAndChrisLov is right, senor sanchez

  • wait till he discovers 2 girls one cup...

  • @tdsupersaiyan

    ^^ Stewie already saw that:)

  • @tdsupersaiyan ewww haha!!!!

  • Huh, Quagmire is left handed..

  • why cant blondes count to 70?

    cuz they got a mouthfull at 69! gigity-gigity-goo!

  • @zKlawz stop i am a blonde & i cam count to 1 million

  • @AwesomeAmber12347 It's a joke noob.

  • @HypedKyohte

    So was her response, genius

  • @p3rs0nan0ngrata Haha, guy trying to troll/nazi me, you fail.

  • @AwesomeAmber12347 Seriously? -___- did u not get the joke....

  • @AwesomeAmber12347 Of course you didn't get the joke, you're blonde..

  • @zKlawz YEA FUCK OFF I AM BLONDE

  • @AwesomeAmber12347 calm the hell down. its a joke,.

  • @zKlawz ITS FUCKIN RUDE

  • @AwesomeAmber12347 just stfu. its a damn joke. if you dont get look at the comments. why u looking up qaugmire vids if u dont like sexist videos?!?!

  • @AwesomeAmber12347 ok alright. you want to know what's another better joke? women's rights. nah i'm just kidding, we're all just trying to have a good time

  • @AwesomeAmber12347 PMS?... why do u even look at quagmire videos if u dont like sexist jokes?

  • @dudly14 WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

  • nippples

  • the "what" at 0:26 kills me

  • he is a lefty just like me

    right hand for writing and for using the mouse and the left hand for others

    that's why my left arm is as strong as my right arm

  • Bathroom's that way

  • Silence.. What?

  • THAT'S why my left arm is more buff than the right...

  • 0:25 ... Classic

  • Que chorro de puñeteros hay aquí...búsquense una verdadera mujer y ya dejen las puñetitas...

  • HEY IM LEFT HANDED TOO!

  • I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I discovered internet porn.. :/

  • Rule 34: If it exists, theres porn of it.

  • That is me after watching Heather Vandeven.

  • he went back inside to use the right hand

    

  • @ 14acid lol

  • hahaha which episode is thisone?

  • @meatbrainnerd1 family goy

  • @ToshLover96 And so is incest, but still we are all related to eachother in some wierd kind of way...

  • lol!

  • I should be studying about my french test right now...

  • Hey, he's a lefty! Just like me!

  • I'm offended by this. Porn is wrong.

  • @ToshLover96

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you watch a family guy video and didn't plan on being offended or read to take a JOKE? You trolling? TROLLZ TROLL

  • @Dakumonki Hey fucker my sister was a porn star. she was raped and killed so fuck off. I fucking hate porn because of that shit. it ruined my god damn life so leave me the fuck alone

  • @ToshLover96 Wow that really sucks. :(

  • @ToshLover96

    Oh you tell me all that thinking im supposed to feel sorry for you? As I said before why, THE FUCK would you search a family guy video featuring quagmire and leave hate comment? You need depression or something dumb ass?

  • @ToshLover96 sorry to hear that dude

  • @ToshLover96 hhahahaha this made my day

  • Why does Joe look at porn?

    Hes crippled from the waist down -_-

  • he's left handed

  • @Saintrancis Not necessarely :) I'm right handed, but for ... "liftin weights", I use the left hand. It feels better ;)

  • I think everybody guy here knows what quagmire is going through. Don't worry, you'll slow down to once a day after 5 years or so... XD

  • @crued45 Yeah, hell stop wanking forever after seeing that disgusting shit. XD

  • QUAGMIRE! NOW WITH PUMP-ACTION JACKING ARM!