@2wingo True. I'm left handed but I use my right hand for two things: whacking off and wiping my ass... which should give you some idea about how much respect I have for my right hand.
Oh wait! I also use my right hand to shake hands with people, of course... so make that three things.
Just because he beats off w/ his left hand doesn't mean he's left-handed. A lot of people beat off with their left hand even though they're right handed because they use their right hand to move the mouse and type.
@AwesomeAmber12347 ok alright. you want to know what's another better joke? women's rights. nah i'm just kidding, we're all just trying to have a good time
@MrSvantee Hey fucker my sister was a porn star. she was raped and killed so fuck off. I fucking hate porn because of that shit. it ruined my god damn life so leave me the fuck alone
@Dakumonki Hey fucker my sister was a porn star. she was raped and killed so fuck off. I fucking hate porn because of that shit. it ruined my god damn life so leave me the fuck alone
Oh you tell me all that thinking im supposed to feel sorry for you? As I said before why, THE FUCK would you search a family guy video featuring quagmire and leave hate comment? You need depression or something dumb ass?
are brian quagmire friends again or is this before that
ogbkballa 1 day ago
Just saw it on TBS too!
#classic!
danielwa82 1 day ago
looking at it right now at tbs
peapeeman 1 day ago
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isnt it supposed to be the right arm that's buffed?
OmarkMousa 5 days ago
Forever alone guy + Trollface = Quagmire
s0zhL 5 days ago
HAHA
Vcaster5271 6 days ago
This actuallly makes me wonder....How do all those magazine companies stay in business?
xKlieverx 1 week ago 4
@xKlieverx They stay in business due to the vast number of perverts, believe it or not, the internet is still not enough.
joepinkful 5 days ago
@joepinkful There are definately... Special cases...
Darkoslayer 4 days ago
@xKlieverx many people over the age of 25 arnt that tech savy
basketballjocks 4 days ago
He uses the same arm i use even though im a righty
KrA881t 1 week ago
lol his a lefty xD
Arturo9128 1 week ago
Behold! The only funny thing in this entire episode.
imdb88 1 week ago
@Thomasathanasioy S8: E2 OR S8: E3
fruvalcaba57 1 week ago
lol.. this is so funny lmaf jaja.
jubyvera662 1 week ago
fapfapfap -_- oh yes, real workout
epicfrieddonut17 1 week ago
who else but Quagmire!
NationDumb 1 week ago
do we know season and episode ???
thomasathanasioy 1 week ago
Does Quagmire jerk off with his left hand....?
nkella17 1 week ago
@nkella17 Yepp. Im right handed with everything except for that one thing haha
7Beltane 1 week ago
After seeing this video, I got the urge to stay home all day tomorrow and check out some pornos.
DontRepYourCity 1 week ago
lofl wtfff
MrSandNaggar 1 week ago
Who knew Quagmire was a lefty
cvarese145 2 weeks ago
@cvarese145 my thoughts exactley hahahaha
TimoneProduction 1 week ago
GIGGIDY!
Zonex123 2 weeks ago
The pen is blue
TheDagman1000 2 weeks ago
Duh he's all muscly cuz he's been jerking off!
egurl99 3 weeks ago
@egurl99 Thank you Captain Obvious
lookaguru 1 week ago
WE GOT A LEFTY!!!!
hishouse36 3 weeks ago 2
33 people dont found any internet porn :D
Bazooka2cm 3 weeks ago 2
MY UNCLE?!
sherifam 3 weeks ago
Which episode?
theyamahatyros4 3 weeks ago
Quagmires a lefty??
No1twelshy 3 weeks ago
33 people checked their e-mail.
sanctuaryforthelost 4 weeks ago
Seriously what season and episode is this from?
arcticsoulja 4 weeks ago
GIGGITY BEST EPISODE YET
desolategrey 4 weeks ago
He's a lefty? Never woulda thought
bojoman18 4 weeks ago
same vid but better quality in here
/watch?v=z9nc1VoXpU8
jaguar123987x 4 weeks ago in playlist family guy
Why does Joe look at porn?
StuffedMannequin 1 month ago 77
@StuffedMannequin why wouldn't he?
Kimipeikko 3 weeks ago
@Kimipeikko Because he's paralyzed from the waist down. I thought that would be evident enough.
StuffedMannequin 3 weeks ago
@StuffedMannequin well he knocked up his wife so apparently his dick still gets stiff even though he's paralyzed...
Kimipeikko 3 weeks ago
@StuffedMannequin because "HE CAN DO IT HIMSELF!!!!!! ARRRRAUUGH!!!"
mmmmmarcus 3 weeks ago
@StuffedMannequin idk maybe the women remind him of Bonnie
PA3fan19 2 weeks ago
@StuffedMannequin That's...a really good question e_o
Whazzupie 2 weeks ago
@StuffedMannequin FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL..THE SEXUAL THRILL!!!!
wweadx2 2 weeks ago 13
@StuffedMannequin Maybe when Joe is in the mood the wife isn't he look at porn.
OfficialJerla 2 days ago
geez... that guy has been fapping alot @ the ending XD
theDeathJoy 1 month ago
i wish my arms could be that big from jerking it
jigglybacon 1 month ago 2
@jigglybacon seriously... wtf... someone should work on this...
monkeetime 1 month ago
GIGIRI
hilariousben 1 month ago
he never did check his mail
clspence96 1 month ago 2
Quagmire is LEFT HANDED ????
7372009 1 month ago
@7372009 Not necessarily. People don't use their dominant hand for everything.
2wingo 1 month ago
@2wingo but i'm left handed and i do.... O_O
7372009 1 month ago
@7372009 Everything? I doubt that. I'm also a lefty, but I use my right hand to do a lot of things.
2wingo 1 month ago
@2wingo i guess my right hand is the mouse hand :P
7372009 1 month ago
@7372009 i think i know what hes talkin bout
clspence96 1 month ago
@2wingo True. I'm left handed but I use my right hand for two things: whacking off and wiping my ass... which should give you some idea about how much respect I have for my right hand.
Oh wait! I also use my right hand to shake hands with people, of course... so make that three things.
Marc3c 3 weeks ago
What season/episode is this?
TheUselessNoob 1 month ago
Just use the other hand so it's equal
Unit987654321 1 month ago
lol he uses his left arm so much that its buffed lol
XSuperNinjaExtremeX 1 month ago
@AwsomeAmber12347 god your an idiot. Only a blonde would take that joke seriously. Brunettes ftw.
MIKUIEL 1 month ago
Story of my life
kmoney890 1 month ago
1 handed increased!
Mapcrasy 1 month ago
@Chrono Achnologia no fricken duh retard
xxmuggler15xx 1 month ago
@xxmuggler15xx Mother die isit ? knn...
ChronoAcnologia 1 month ago
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Mr0Justice 1 month ago
The Muscular arm is the arm that he used to jerk off with.
ChronoAcnologia 1 month ago
@ChronoAcnologia Thank you Captain Obvious!
CoNiGMa 1 month ago
@CoNiGMa Shut the fuck la pua chee bai -'-
ChronoAcnologia 1 month ago
@ChronoAcnologia well done...
sirpizo555 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DonDeivide22 1 month ago
32 people dont know why Quagmire has a buffed left arm..
tonib000y 1 month ago 133
@tonib000y lol yea, I have always used both hands. Never once out of several thousand times did I ever just use 1 hand.
Ac1DGoD 1 month ago
wait till he discorvers lidsay lohan playboy
Vman286 1 month ago
did anyone notice that his left hand was the muscular one?
Chocl8215 1 month ago
take that P90X
Wildwildwes7 1 month ago
Oh my...Broadband will kill him.
JamieLandan 1 month ago
What season and ep is this
Jamestordoff 1 month ago
@Jamestordoff season 8 epsiode 2 , at about minute 6 ^^
TheRealCattraighe 1 month ago
And thus, after several years without sunlight, food or human contact, Quagmire evolved into a Charger.
Soyneil 1 month ago
Great Video Mate
AFLVideos2011 1 month ago
lol @ 0:47
colinrocksursocks 1 month ago
VIEWER 606666 WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU !
non6000 1 month ago
what episode is this?
m7rr0flsten 1 month ago
so hes a lefty...who new?
jonahinfo101 1 month ago
who els but quagmire giggggtyyyy gigggtyyy gooo allrite
gogginslkhari 1 month ago
0:59 thats what my right arm looks like
EternalUnfinity 1 month ago
@EternalUnfinity Your right arm has the finger arrangement of your left arm and is cartoony?
dsidewd 1 month ago
Omg lol, best family guy moment ever
manlywego 1 month ago
Peter : Hey Quagmire you wanna go out for a beer?
Quagmire : Aaa no.
Peter : Oh ok what are you doing then?
Quagmire : Aaaa nothing and im definetly not watching that internet porn you were talking about.
Peter : Ok (backs away slowly)
Quagmire : Gigiti alright.
CrAcK123Cr 1 month ago 16
Apparently Quagmire cranks it with his left hand..Ambidextrous?
teamramrod27 1 month ago
what the heck his left arm is like ...... ahhhahahahaha
raifUSA 1 month ago
wait i'm on the internet....i'm just going to go....check some out...some of that..internet porn
GeneralPainClips 1 month ago
he jerks off whit left hand? O.O
siimpanii 1 month ago
didn't know he was left handed aswell
TheSilverwolf679 1 month ago
lmfao, omg I laughed SO hard when he showed his left arm.. wow Quagmire!
warsilver99 1 month ago
I laughed at 0:58
Stickgoncraz 1 month ago
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Just because he beats off w/ his left hand doesn't mean he's left-handed. A lot of people beat off with their left hand even though they're right handed because they use their right hand to move the mouse and type.
0o0Nightmare0o0 1 month ago
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0o0Nightmare0o0 1 month ago
Quagmire is the story of my life(:
slapoop 1 month ago
Last night. I had a dream. Where I lived with Quagmire. Awkward dream. xD
BurningCigarette 1 month ago
and now we know quagmires a lefty
MrElijah27 2 months ago 2
you been lifting weights?
XxGDUBxX7 2 months ago
wtf is peter doing?
Ludwaister 2 months ago
@Ludwaister peter is burying a ripped cut out
SuperJinKisaragi 2 months ago
Shouldn't his pants have white stains on them?
Ottavio139 2 months ago
Ha-ha that's funny
Vampireak 2 months ago
Hahahaha. I just died. Wow.
iggybabe1 2 months ago
Best episode yo omfg
Unknownsoldierv2 2 months ago
He didn't even get his mail . . .
sk8erkid6485 2 months ago
Any one else notice the girl in the dirt!? Lol
MRALEX351 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAS
mialop07 2 months ago
this video is most popular with:
male 18-24
male 25-34
male 35-44
WORD!
xJaYk1llax 2 months ago 2
@fury098 Oh my God yes! Your reference made my day!!!
Haikgh 2 months ago
I'm gonna lose my laugh voice soon if I have to keep hiding my laugh so I don't disturb my family.
planetary109 2 months ago
29 dislikes which means 29 people dont masturbate...
willsmith920 2 months ago
my trainer told me..u need to practice it with both hands!
flam3b0ne 2 months ago
Not funny
CamiloSanchez1979 2 months ago
@CamiloSanchez1979 Than don't click on the video dumbass...
RipEddieAndChrisLov 2 months ago
@RipEddieAndChrisLov How am I supposed to know it sucks then?
CamiloSanchez1979 2 months ago
@CamiloSanchez1979, RipEddieAndChrisLov is right, senor sanchez
Spr1ngHeelJack 1 month ago
wait till he discovers 2 girls one cup...
tdsupersaiyan 2 months ago 125
@tdsupersaiyan
^^ Stewie already saw that:)
krammy11 2 months ago
@tdsupersaiyan ewww haha!!!!
phoebelee55 1 month ago
Huh, Quagmire is left handed..
VibrationsDrawn 2 months ago
why cant blondes count to 70?
cuz they got a mouthfull at 69! gigity-gigity-goo!
zKlawz 2 months ago 88
@zKlawz stop i am a blonde & i cam count to 1 million
AwesomeAmber12347 1 month ago
@AwesomeAmber12347 It's a joke noob.
HypedKyohte 1 month ago
@HypedKyohte
So was her response, genius
p3rs0nan0ngrata 1 month ago
@p3rs0nan0ngrata Haha, guy trying to troll/nazi me, you fail.
HypedKyohte 1 month ago
@AwesomeAmber12347 Seriously? -___- did u not get the joke....
kittttygirl5 1 month ago
@AwesomeAmber12347 Of course you didn't get the joke, you're blonde..
MrRandom460 1 month ago
@zKlawz YEA FUCK OFF I AM BLONDE
AwesomeAmber12347 1 month ago
@AwesomeAmber12347 calm the hell down. its a joke,.
zKlawz 1 month ago
@zKlawz ITS FUCKIN RUDE
AwesomeAmber12347 1 month ago
@AwesomeAmber12347 just stfu. its a damn joke. if you dont get look at the comments. why u looking up qaugmire vids if u dont like sexist videos?!?!
zKlawz 1 month ago
@AwesomeAmber12347 ok alright. you want to know what's another better joke? women's rights. nah i'm just kidding, we're all just trying to have a good time
Spr1ngHeelJack 1 month ago
@AwesomeAmber12347 PMS?... why do u even look at quagmire videos if u dont like sexist jokes?
dudly14 1 month ago
@dudly14 WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
AwesomeAmber12347 1 month ago
nippples
heyyouyayou1 2 months ago
the "what" at 0:26 kills me
insane250 2 months ago
he is a lefty just like me
right hand for writing and for using the mouse and the left hand for others
that's why my left arm is as strong as my right arm
ShihaPein00 2 months ago 2
Bathroom's that way
MICHEN3SEAkaFrank9 2 months ago
Silence.. What?
Killcycle1989 2 months ago
THAT'S why my left arm is more buff than the right...
chuckwagon1645 2 months ago
0:25 ... Classic
coiso00badjoras 2 months ago
Que chorro de puñeteros hay aquí...búsquense una verdadera mujer y ya dejen las puñetitas...
ricardopr54 2 months ago
HEY IM LEFT HANDED TOO!
TheChealseaFC 2 months ago in playlist Family Guy/South Park/Simpsons Clips
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I discovered internet porn.. :/
Mordinoid 2 months ago
Rule 34: If it exists, theres porn of it.
AntiTroll101 2 months ago
That is me after watching Heather Vandeven.
AntiTroll101 2 months ago
he went back inside to use the right hand
Billy543212345 2 months ago
@ 14acid lol
100mastercheef 2 months ago
hahaha which episode is thisone?
meatbrainnerd1 2 months ago
@meatbrainnerd1 family goy
chavezjigg 2 months ago
@ToshLover96 And so is incest, but still we are all related to eachother in some wierd kind of way...
MrSvantee 2 months ago
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@MrSvantee Hey fucker my sister was a porn star. she was raped and killed so fuck off. I fucking hate porn because of that shit. it ruined my god damn life so leave me the fuck alone
ToshLover96 1 month ago
lol!
MrKilla39 2 months ago
I should be studying about my french test right now...
HELLINACELLCENAYEAH1 2 months ago
Hey, he's a lefty! Just like me!
WhatTheFnu 2 months ago
I'm offended by this. Porn is wrong.
ToshLover96 2 months ago
@ToshLover96
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you watch a family guy video and didn't plan on being offended or read to take a JOKE? You trolling? TROLLZ TROLL
Dakumonki 2 months ago
@Dakumonki Hey fucker my sister was a porn star. she was raped and killed so fuck off. I fucking hate porn because of that shit. it ruined my god damn life so leave me the fuck alone
ToshLover96 1 month ago
@ToshLover96 Wow that really sucks. :(
ikeelyou21 1 month ago
@ToshLover96
Oh you tell me all that thinking im supposed to feel sorry for you? As I said before why, THE FUCK would you search a family guy video featuring quagmire and leave hate comment? You need depression or something dumb ass?
Dakumonki 1 month ago
@ToshLover96 sorry to hear that dude
Sisound 1 month ago
@ToshLover96 hhahahaha this made my day
B17shoota 1 month ago
Why does Joe look at porn?
Hes crippled from the waist down -_-
solocat007 2 months ago
he's left handed
Saintrancis 2 months ago
@Saintrancis Not necessarely :) I'm right handed, but for ... "liftin weights", I use the left hand. It feels better ;)
Motorskallen 2 months ago
I think everybody guy here knows what quagmire is going through. Don't worry, you'll slow down to once a day after 5 years or so... XD
SeriousGamer2009 2 months ago
@SeriousGamer2009 LOL
tatunine 2 months ago
@crued45 Yeah, hell stop wanking forever after seeing that disgusting shit. XD
MickehDaHuskeh 2 months ago
QUAGMIRE! NOW WITH PUMP-ACTION JACKING ARM!
AstraVex 2 months ago