Annotation Video - Jesus kills a fig tree

[bellyofadolphin]

lolz

[smaakjeks]

Will Adam & Eve be of middle Eastern ethnicity in a future remake? That would be nice and cheeky for many who seem to think of Jesus and his entourage as white chaps from London.

[pornoopel]

merry xmas you fellow heathen! :D

[kalsolarUK]

likewise, merry christmas to you too...I'm off now to watch a "its a wonderful life" and cry buckets

[Green4321]

Wow! You just disappeared at the end of your video! I think Jesus used to do that.

[ashboxtoo]

Haha, nice reply.

[justintempler]

Oh no chronological version......

Ummm next you'll have to do seperate versions for each sect.

Re: The Last Supper. One where the bread and wine are the literal body, and blood and one where it's only the figurative body and blood.

[palmtreez101]

"lalalalalalala....the bible never contradicts...lalalalalalala..­.I can't hear you...lalalalalalala"

-some fundamentalist

[Aumbomb]

Well Said.

[QualiaSoup]

*gasps*

You don't mean to say the bible isn't completely internally consistent?!?

Brilliant as always, Kal. Both vids made me laugh out loud. ;^>

[kalsolarUK]

thankyou kindly sir! It seems the internal inconsistancies are no match for blind faith.

[sharpie443]

good job on the last one BTW. Keep it up.

[romanoskar]

I like it how in one version it takes a whole day for the tree to wither, and in the other one it IMMEDIATELY withers, and the apostels go "omg jesus how did you make it wither that fast?!!one!"

[saxmanchiro]

Yes, we must get these fairytales straight, by golly. If we don't we might get all flustered and anxious and headachy and sweaty and crazy with fever and upset with gawd and pissed off at all atheists for pushing the envelope of 'truth'.

PS. He is a bastard.

[thatgaybloke]

Do I have this right? Someone has commented on a flaw in the chronology your story? So we can overlook any incredulity we might have regarding the virgin birth, walking on water, raising the dead, coming back from the dead - but if you forget the ORDER that these things happen, you're talking out of your arse?

Nice to see the focus is in the right place.

:-)

[rednecktrucker1969]

what I would like to see (from you) is a gospel of John story. Where Jesus ALWAYS says, "verily verily, I say this unto you." Although you can set it to 'row row row your boat'---- like verily verily,verily verily, I say this unto you.--- now that would be funny, and you have the proper facial expretions for it.

[kalsolarUK]

lol, sounds like another musical number that could be written by nick gisburne.

[philhellenes]

An excellent way to take correction and still leave that middle digit fully vertical. :)

[rednecktrucker1969]

yea i've gotten that complaint b4 as well. I just usually remind the viewer that its all fiction anyway, so it is creative licence!

[ASithTheyCalledEmo]

WOAH!!! JESUS HAS RETURNED!!!!!

[corridorofpower]

Omg, this is the first time anyone has ever said my name in a video! Maybe I should upload something?

[kalsolarUK]

maybe you should - just check your chronology first. lol.

[CousinoMacul]

What are you talking about? I've heard plenty of people say "bastard" in their videos. ;-)