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  • Going going going, jump .....SQUERL!!!!!!! Ohh wait ...F•••k squeals did that shit right??? Agh yeah

  • o yea, let me show off for this hot girl... ollie...grind...bamm. I dont care anyway it was just some fat dood with man tits

  • Hey let's see if i could do that hall of meat challedge i did on skate 3 with this back side 5-0

  • im retard!!!! film me!!

  • now i know why im on Metro

  • Wait was that just a fucking barrel roll...I think i nearly shit my pants!!!!!!!!!

  • Going good, rollin well, pop, yupp 5-0 shitfuckslipfallbackuhh. Tits that sucked.

  • Awww shit I remember my first slip and slide. That was fun!11

  • Weeeeeee.......slam.....CARTWH­EEL

  • i wish i got paid to fall :(

  • Frontside five OH.... OH shit..... I like sliding on my shoulder weeeeeee

  • OMG i did this yesterday it is so sik get this on film ouch a wall got in my way that idiot

  • I used to be able to land this, but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • Ive got this... wait... shit someones calling me one sec... shit wall.

  • skater:did u get it???....butt hole!!!

  • top comments are soooo boring as shit

  • "Ow."

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  • i did this on skate 3 yesterday...

  • i got this, it going to look so cool omg!!, awwww balls fuck skateboarding man its to hardd :(

  • I am so cool and steeze HAHa im going to land this...Oh shit stop recording ass hole! Fuck This!

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  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­.....

    That was the biggest pounding my ass has ever taken!

  • Oh man, I'm gonna shr.... OH SHIT. OH SHIT. OH SHASIOT;TAIUMNA.

    don't cry. don't... cry.

  • no im not gonna land this im gonna fall and scratch my face to get sympathy from the ladies!!

  • i did that on purpuse! to look cool

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  • I Did This On Skate 3 Yesterday!

  • I should probably bail to avoid the arrow gliding towards my knee..

  • wow! those merlin twists are so much harder then they look!

  • "I'm done guys, lets just cut off that last clip and write swag in front of my feet"

  • after he's fallen he's look like he craped his pants. guys i think i just sharded in my awkwardly skinny skinny jeans.

  • excuse me you have a little body on my pavement!!!

  • THEY CALL ME NAAAASSSTY,ouchthat was nasty!!!

  • ouch

  • Daniel! I can't believe u forgot the broom

    DAniel: It's ok i'll clean it up!

  • He ate more shit than two girls one cup!

  • what was that one, Chinese fire drill? wait, no no no STOP DROP AND ROLL!

  • oh yeah this is gonna be butt...shit i fell down its okay ill just laugh it off like a boss.....oh yeah im the shit

  • hey guys I think im gonna play slip nslide on the concrete ! :D

  • lets powerslide with my body!!

  • ohhhhhh man i look like a retard now.  :(

  • Slip and Slide ain't fun no more.

  • aww that hurt aww shit aww...wait...where is my penis WHERE IS MY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­IIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS

  • daniel:AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUAAA(cryi­ng)

    filmer:what why are you crying??

    daniel: what!! i´m not crying i´m devoloping a new way to laugh

  • oh!, im sliding, hahaha

  • fuck

  • Daniel: Yo You Ready 5-0 Right Here

    Cameraman: Ok

    Daniel Falls

    Cameraman: How Does my Dick Taste?

    Daniel: Repeat 1:37

  • "my face, goddammit!"

  • BWWAWAWAWAWAWAAWAWA-chewbaca

  • "i got it, i got it, i got it! ah fuck"

  • "slip n slide!!"

  • ow that really hurt

  • "oww fuck haha"

  • Fuck yeah i do a bail yeah bitch "!

  • "my penis is as small as justin bieber"

  • F**K YOU CAMERAMAN why did you put the used condom on the ledge?! IT WAS SO SLIPPERY!

  • daniel: hey you moved

    cameraman: Who

    daniel: The ledge

  • daniel: hey you moved

    cameraman: Who

    daniel: The ledge

  • ok going up up up no no not down !!!!!!!! memories aaahhhhhhhhhhhh s@$t

    u guys have a sick channel

  • DID YOU GET THAT!

  • Lois Lois Lois Lois Lois Mom Mom Mom Mommy Mommy Mommy Mama Mama Mama Ma Ma Ma Ma Mom Mom Mom Mom Mommy Mommy Mama Mama Mama....................HI! HEHEHEHEHEHEE!

  • Y U NOO BAIL

  • Ooooo look at me in Canadien, eh eh eh

  • mmmmmm cement

  • While he does the trick he sees a girl and goes damn thats a nice ass then the girl looks up and its a dude.

  • PIKACHU: USE BAIL!!!!!

  • oh wtf man, first my parents have just splitted up, then my sister bit my balls while giving me a blowjob, and now this?........ holy shit this is the best day of my life

  • MUM MUMY WAAA

  • hey what did i do with my elbow 2day

  • "There's not a whole lot on my body that's just... skidagged. Dinked, danked, gidagged, dooffed, banked - you name it, it's on there." and this is one of my little additions.

    ( my email is antoniob08@yahoo.com) -I hope on everything I win

  • Respond to this video...

  • IM BEGGING YOU ILL EVEN BRIBE YOU AND IF YOU WANT I CAN HUSTLE YOU TO LIKE MY COMMENT!

  • Remember smile from the camera

  • WRIGHTS TO RAY WILLIAM JOHNSEN

  • YO FACE!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!

  • HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO, *ollies up* "Five-o here we go, ow! O.M.Jizzle! Do i still get my taco....?"

  • one time i ate some pizza then tried to skate and ate dog shit

  • (Insert funny caption relating to this video)

  • crocky i gosh don just slipped and shot me pants

  • this is gonna be sooooo buttery oh shit i ruined my toast :(

  • 5-0, 5-0, 5-0

    bail! ouch, ouch, ouch!

    

  • one trick more for a taco, let's try a five ooooooh sh*t...damned

  • swag

    

  • Let's try 5-0, oh shit! damn let's get a taco

  • whats you favorite part of the salad......i freaking hate salad

  • END THE COMP NOW I CAN'T BARE IT ANYMORE :D:D:D

  • eat shit and slide away!

  • five-0, ok im ready,,, lipsliiiideeee FUUUU

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. FUCK.

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  • Why the fuck did I ever try this?

  • feel the pain

  • fuck, is my toe ok?

  • ow shit:( ! No taco for me ): !

  • first try bitches :) ! ow shit!!! cal my mom ..! fuck !

  • damn no beef in my taco now, fuck its gonna have to be tofu

  • Like my comment now

  • WHY I DIDN'T do the trick OMG. I will go fingerboarding now...

  • Gimme a mellon, i cant be assed with thees tacos

  • Ahh man i forgot my hat, i even hid my tacos in there man whats going on ??

  • when does it end its 12 50

  • BITCH DICK PENIS CRAP!

    

  • hey guys wanna see somthing cool ...shit

  • my balls!!! 

  • dam that really hurt but im just ganna smile to the camera

  • Damnn i wish i had some Ham Aye Dann Do u love ham?

    Dan: Who doesnt

  • Mother of god!!! oh wait no my legs still work...

  • daniel:FUUUUAAAA!!! 3 seconds later... :  haha​I fell ...

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  • Its weird the contest was closed on Christmas then being annoced  today but people are still commenting for the contest

  • @MattSk8s39 closed on chrismas day at midnight so california time it just ended not too long ago.plus i love you thumbs my comment :D swtrc87

  • I do not know what to do what about fall daniel said this

  • It past midnight who won?

  • camera dude:I am so dum I forgot to put wax

    daniel; what is wrong with you I do not care I am going to try

    camera dude: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm

    daniel;OXNARD is bad luck so fffffffffff you camera dude

  • push 3 and 6 for "chodes gonna pee in cider"

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  • I like how the concrete makes my face feel.

  • Okay so you see that ledge over there? I made it into a slide!

  • I only fall on wednesdays.

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  • fuck this shit im gettin some french toast !

  • i know im not gonna get this trick so im just gonna slide down this bank like its a slide at the park

  • sooo... that counts right?

  • what happened ?? did you get twat blocked or something ?!!?!?

  • hopefully i land this so i can get the damn taco ive been wanting noooooo my dreams or shattered no taco

  • watch this guys first try.. what the hell!?! im gonna beat the shit out of whoever buttered the shit out of the ledge. jk ill play it off like it did hurt

  • ight camera dude im 1 trick away for my ten tricks for a taco i gotta land this one! dammm thiks hurtss and doesnt taste as good as that taco....

  • Lets go say hi to max! wait... no I wanna go this way!

  • Oh damn, I think I popped my nuts between my thighs

  • I think I just shit my pants.

  • hey i think ima try to 5-0 this im feeling kind of hungy i think i mite eat.. wait i think im full now i just ate concrete dang

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  • Most People swim through water but i can swim through land. ouch that didn't work

  • i hope i didnt brake a nail!!!

  • k so im in the 5-0 ummmm im gettn a littlehungry, guess ill just eat the bank(fall) mmm that taste good

  • " i hope they don't know i'm crying on the inside."

  • I'm so full of tacos right now, hmmmmm....... five- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shitttttttt...

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  • Ok all im going to do is go up this concret wave, ok got that part, then ride the top of the wave,so far so good, OHHH CRAP NOT AS PLAN AHHH OOHHCCHH!!! how come the concret WAVE didnt feel like water?!?!

  • J. Casanova (0:15) UHHH

  • Man, I could of used that taco. This concrete doesn't taste too good.

  • damn my booty whole hurts

  • who in JEREMY ROGERS NAME!!! PUT THAT BANANA PEEL THERE!!

  • "hi my names daniel and i just ate shit"

  • Ouch. Deja vu just like the fall from heaven (:

  • Ouch. Deja vu just like the fall from heaven (:

  • ZAPPY DOOOO

  • uuuhhhh i think it needs more wax...thats why i slipped...

  • Shit Shit Shit SHIT...why the hell did i even attempt this???that friggen hurt man

  • Here i go here i go(fall) BALLS.. i am not staching my crack on my crack .. the cops run!!!!