Are you for real? Do not speak evil against one another brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is "only one" law giver and judge, he who is able to save and destroy.
People who agree with this non-sense make me sick to my stomach and want to actually claw my eyes out with frustration. If it's so wrong to be a homosexual and that we should all turn to Christ, why is it that most perverted old men end up being Sunday School teachers and molesting little boys? -.- It's such an oxymoron. For reals though, I understand the concept of free speech, but seriously, keep rude comments to yourselves, you bigoted fuck-tards!
Your homophobia disgusts me. Love knows no gender. And Wiccans, we don't believe in the devil. We have nothing against Christians. You don't need to hunt us down, make us beg for forgiveness, try to convert us to your religion. It's called COEXISTENCE. You're probably the most rude person on Youtube. Stop trying to convert Wiccans & quit whining about gays! Some people are gay. GET OVER IT!
@umki55es FINALLY!!! dis guy is sick, he shud b band off youtube completely n perminantly n i dnt c how some ppl cn find dis crap funny.... these r real issues n these opinions dat ppl find so funny r some actual views of ppl
@umki55es This video is catagorized under COMEDY. This guy is from Landover Baptist which is a FAKE ORGANIZATION that parodies religious groups that actually think this way. This is all a satire ;)
Who the fuck gives you the right to judge others by there sexual orientation???? You should shut the fuck up because I know that it is illegal to torture people! And god says not to judge people. That he created them and wants them to be themselves
You have to keep an eye on those homosexuals. Theyre in our schools, theyre in our schools, theyre in our bedrooms. Nobody is safe from the homo onslaught.
Yes well said "skunkapotamus" I say round up all those heathen wrong hole users and put sting rays on their penises and jello pudding pops to plug up those terrible sinning bowels to make the world safe for respectable right hole users around America for Jesus, even though he might have been a jew. But at least he was a light skinned jew with blue eyes. And whatever else I may type while I'm drunk killing indians and something, something,something something. amen
Come on It's a joke. It's very easy to tell with how this guy acts. I mean come on, I heard of retarded baptists before, but no one would be seriously this bad. I think he just overdoing the stereotype.
purpleuiop, I want to apologize for calling you a "retard." Retard is a very hateful word, and using that word was not very Christian of me.
Just because you are retarded doesn't mean you should be insulted, so from now on I'll say "for a retarded person like you" instead of "for a retard like you." Jesus loves you even though you did ride the short bus to school.
People like you ent turning up no juice for Jesus Christ, your only pushing people away, causing conflicts, being opinionated and not thinking about other peoples beliefs. Most people are now individuals eventually I expect humanity to move away from religion and adopt science and spirituality. Spirituality is a good thing and it was important to us throughout our history, but there is no place in the future for fairy tales and people like you telling people what they can and cant be
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
So how exactly is Pastor Deacon Fred not turning up the juice for Christ? Christ told us to preach the whole Word of God, not just the bits and pieces that you like.
Are you another one of those stupid Extremist Plebeians???
Well alright then, thats a fair comment to say "Preach the whole word of god and not little pieces you like"
- Only if you where to preach the whole thing, now doesnt bits and pieces all conflict with each other??
so its ok to say, gay people burn in hell, but then its ok to preach about peace, and say love thy neibors, or some other kind of ape shit you want to come out with!
022610, do you even know what a plebian is? You should really look it up in a dictionaryt before you use the word again in public.
The Bible is not at all contradictory, and don't let the folks at skepticsannotatedbible (dot) com fool you with their list after list of so-called contradictions. That's the Devil talking.
Of course it is OK to preach about love your neighbor. You just can't love him by shoving your tallywhacker up his rectum.
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Matthew 7:1-2
Fair enough, you sinning homo. I am willing to be judged by the standards of the Bible, so it's perfectly acceptable for me to judge you.
...he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. 1 Corinthians 2:15
You really shouldn't try to tell people what the Bible unless you've read the Bible.
You see thoe, I wouldnt do that as im not tied down to some bible that isnt written by Gods hand, no! Ha-ha...
Its written by human hand, rules and guidelines designed in the past to control people so that they behave and form civilisation as it is known today, which is a good thing, but there are flaws in human hand, they HATE!
I dont know how you can condole and agree with what he is saying but I dont care, you can shove your negative beliefs up your FACE!
This is so typical. Anti-Christian bigots like 022610 first lie about what the Bible says, and then, when you call them on it, they get all schizophrenic on you, complete with evil laugh and words in ALL CAPS and exclamation points! Ha-ha. Folks, stick with the Bible so you won't turn out like that.
Hey yeah. Why are you here watching these videos if they offend you so? Its people like you who fuck up YouTube. Let us "atheists", who are "condemned to hell", enjoy our life.
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I personally don't have anything against homosexuals, but they bug God to no end, and He has a habit of punishing entire communities in which sin is rampant (e.g., the destruction of Sodom in Genesis 19 or of New Orleans in 2005). Do you think you guys could move to another country? That would pretty much end the issue as far as I'm concerned.
I nevar seen such nuncense. Donte havta be no rokkit- scinetist to knoe that jesus was gayer then a jayebird. he only hung with manfrens cepting 1 fagghagg name Mary Maggleena i think. an she was a x-prastatute.
Since you've obviously never read the Bible (and you're obviously about 12 years old, judging by your choice of insults), I can tell you with perfect honesty that nobody cares what you think.
well considering i have read the bible and i am well over twelve years old what you said is not true and i'm arguing with you because no one cares what you say either you can go cry, back to your pastor. Watch out though don't let his hands in your pants!!!!
Intelligent adults discuss ideas on their merits, whereas you just sling insults. If you're well over twelve, then you're clearly retarded, and I get no joy out of arguing with retarded people. I'm sorry that God decided to make you retarded, but hey, His will be done, not mine.
I hope you'll find God's love some day and earn your place in Heaven.
thats good because none of mine were really insults because you really are an ignorant moron. i hope one day you will learn the art of logic rather than stupidity
1) i can't tell if you are a 100% moron and truly think you aren't insulting me or if you are just lying through your teeth
2) i have read the bible.
3)i hope one day an ignorant person such as yourself will learn to read the bible open-mindedly and be less subject by what other conformist ignorant people tell you
Intelligent adults don't loooooool their own posts. Since you said you are an adult, the only possible conclusion is that you are retarded.
If you have read the Bible, then tell me, what did you think of the story when Ezra ordered the beheading of the Philistines? Was that just a legend, or was it the truth?
what where did that come from you just avoided everything i wrote. i'm starting to win!
oh and as for ezra i don't really remember that but i think there was something to do with interracial marriage or something but in general with most stories of the bible i think they are just to build fear for god so people like the pope can get rich
You can't win an argument when the first thing you say in that argument is "You're fucking moron." There are two reasons for that--first, pulling out the f bomb because you don't agree with someone is proof that you're either a child or retarded or maybe both. Second, it's "you're a fucking moron," not "you're fucking moron." If you're going to call someone a moron, you should do it with proper grammar, otherwise it shows very clearly who the real moron is.
I beg to differ. I win arguments all the time which I start with "You're a fucking moron." In fact, if my opponent is a fucking moron, I'm even MORE likely to win the argument. : )
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.... Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Romans 1:27-32
isn't there a part of the OT vthat says some thing like don't lie with a man as you would with a woman, which is also i big part telling who and what not to have sex with
There are several, fraser, and they're not just in the Old Testament, it's in the New Testament, too:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:30
... the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly... they which commit such things are worthy of death.... Romans 1:26-32
Most brilliant satire on YouTube. All Pastor Fred's clips ought to be required prime-time viewing. Praise the Lord 24/7 ad nauseam & for all eternity! Yo!
I don't like alot of Christian parody out there and I may not like some of yours, but this video cracked me up. Alot of times they are just too blasphemous and I don't know if it's wrong or not, but I just had to laugh.
We're puttin' a green wire ... and a red wire ... on the testicle of every hell-bound sissy boy in the country, and we're turning up the juice for Jesus Christ.
the problem with these guys is that they are implying that God made a mistake by sending his son to forgive everyone of their sins. God knows all past present and future and he would not have sent his son to have our sins forgiven if he knew it was in vain.
it does not say in the bible that God was "HOPING" for Jesus to create forgiveness for sin, it says with his sacrifice he did. So your argument that everyone is doomed is void. powned bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!
As usual christians with no humor MISTAKEN this guy for someone with "real christian values" HAHAHAHAHHAAHA. >_> sad thing is, if i showed my dad this, he'd probably not get the joke and start thinking this is a halfway decent church lol
Well Grateful as usual it would appear you are yet another Christian who seems to have all the answers but with no sense of humor. Your outpouring of Christian love is less than admirable but your devotion to a poorly written,extremely violent and incredibly boring old novel is in itself humorous. You say you have never seen such a complete loser in all your life, well just stand in front of a mirror.
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Pastor who? You sir are an IDIOT and should have been an abortion~ I'm a Christian who hates people that talk the way I have here; BUT you are an exception..I have NEVER seen such a complete LOSER in all my life~YOU FOOLISH PIG HEADED ASS, I believe Jesus will spit you out His mouth and say "I NEVER knew you" so get ready for HELL~
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yes it does and i can accept them as humans but i dont have to approve of their behavior (homos) but in the old testament times they would kill homos, lesbos, sheep fuckers, and all kinds of weird shit for being killed over.
This may be done as a joke, but the country is full of these types of REAL idiots. We ought to give them to the arabs with a box of bibles. And if you remember the old saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", our arab friends, especially in saudi arabia would solve their problem with a quick sword slash to the neck. Good riddance to these freaks.
All these right wing hatefull religions are about is power and money and control. So similar to what drove the nazis.
After watched Pastor Deacon Fred's sermons I realize that I need to repent for my hermysexual behavior. So I called the good church in Freehold and signed up for C.A.S.H, Christians Are Saving Hermysexuals I was promised that after I pay the full balance of $50,000 I'll be able to attend the program and in no time I'll be giving up the pole and embracing the hole all in the name of Jesus, oh glory!
Oh praise the Lard, fywacia! So you're in CASH? Well, I was in BASH (Baptists Are Saving Hermashexooals) and I know what they mean when they say it's safe to bend over to pick up a dollar bill without having fear of being sodomized!
But there's something to this; the nuttiness about fundamentalists gets so nutty it's impossible to tell from parody. I honestly thought VenomFangX was parody, the first two videos I watched.
I am God Almighty, I see all- I know all- don't pay any attention to that little catholic Pedophile of man behind the curtain. Did I mention I was God Almighty? Stop that little dog from pulling the curtain- for I am God Almighty. Catholics are a sick and perverted lot.
Turning up the juice for Jesus, gotta love it.
88DEATHwish08 14 hours ago
LMAO!
kahetel13 5 months ago
ROFL! Love your vids, soooo funny!
paganwheels 6 months ago
HAHAA I love this. Poe's law.
pointful89 1 year ago
Obviously atheists...which is good. ^^
gOtHiCxAnGeLxox 1 year ago
Those dirty, sissy hermesexuals.
hybriddefect 1 year ago
please tell me this is a Joke, because it's fucking hilarous!
bubblet24 1 year ago
@bubblet24 its not.............
kahetel13 1 year ago
@bubblet24 Look up their glorious church on the google internets and see for yourself. Praise!
hybriddefect 1 year ago
Who in the hell is this psychomoron? I'd like to take him out in the woods and tie him up to a tree and give it to him where he needs it!
jjasrob 1 year ago
@jjasrob
Oh for God's sake....
IT'S A FREAKIN' PARODY! They're atheists! And brilliant atheists at that....
Gandalf54231 1 year ago
For judgment is without mercy to one who has shown no mercy. Mercy triumphs over judgment! James 2:13
Where is your love and respect for others? Corruption on all levels are due to this violation of not seeing ourselves in others..
jungian9111 1 year ago
Are you for real? Do not speak evil against one another brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law you are not a doer of the law but a judge. There is "only one" law giver and judge, he who is able to save and destroy.
But who are you to judge your neighbor?
jungian9111 1 year ago
@jungian9111 Screw the law, it phoney and baloney!
jjasrob 1 year ago
This is just...sick
VTS1337 1 year ago
People who agree with this non-sense make me sick to my stomach and want to actually claw my eyes out with frustration. If it's so wrong to be a homosexual and that we should all turn to Christ, why is it that most perverted old men end up being Sunday School teachers and molesting little boys? -.- It's such an oxymoron. For reals though, I understand the concept of free speech, but seriously, keep rude comments to yourselves, you bigoted fuck-tards!
starsoldier2009 1 year ago
@starsoldier2009 this is satire, he's making fun of fred phelps
looolz26 1 year ago
Your homophobia disgusts me. Love knows no gender. And Wiccans, we don't believe in the devil. We have nothing against Christians. You don't need to hunt us down, make us beg for forgiveness, try to convert us to your religion. It's called COEXISTENCE. You're probably the most rude person on Youtube. Stop trying to convert Wiccans & quit whining about gays! Some people are gay. GET OVER IT!
umki55es 1 year ago 3
There talking about shocking the gay out of them..
And you take it seriously!
HILARIOUS!
thefakeyeti 1 year ago
@umki55es FINALLY!!! dis guy is sick, he shud b band off youtube completely n perminantly n i dnt c how some ppl cn find dis crap funny.... these r real issues n these opinions dat ppl find so funny r some actual views of ppl
skaterchick060595 1 year ago
@umki55es This video is catagorized under COMEDY. This guy is from Landover Baptist which is a FAKE ORGANIZATION that parodies religious groups that actually think this way. This is all a satire ;)
HLZoner 1 year ago
hes an actor....i looked his name up and the church does not exsist
2266money 1 year ago
It is your sexual opinion... Straight gay lesbian bisexual.
GuineaPigsRule123 1 year ago
Who the fuck gives you the right to judge others by there sexual orientation???? You should shut the fuck up because I know that it is illegal to torture people! And god says not to judge people. That he created them and wants them to be themselves
GuineaPigsRule123 1 year ago 2
this has nothing to do with God , its social rules . and our social rules say fags need to burn ,along with all other perverts . :)
hell if let people be themselves and have no rules ,we're going to end up like africa .
sewagedweller 1 year ago
@sewagedweller idiot.
Imnotyourmary 1 year ago
@Imnotyourmary fagot
sewagedweller 1 year ago
@sewagedweller Imbecile.
Imnotyourmary 1 year ago
@Imnotyourmary ass pirate
sewagedweller 1 year ago
@sewagedweller We prefer "butt pirate."
Imnotyourmary 1 year ago
@Imnotyourmary ass ranger , anal explorer
sewagedweller 1 year ago
@sewagedweller Butt pirate will do.
Imnotyourmary 1 year ago
wats a sexual orientation?
bigbadhieu 1 year ago
Turning up the juice for Jesus Christ!!!!! lol!!
mikhaelis 1 year ago
This is funny satire!
amorphousguy 2 years ago 3
Way to go, brother!
auriciangelescu 2 years ago 2
Funny!
ericaj58 2 years ago
Was that a facial twitch or demonic posession?
Wh40klorii 2 years ago 17
now, electroshock might be fun in low voltages. Sounds like he got a hardon talking about it.
LokiSilverFlame 2 years ago 10
im asian you dick fuck im taking all of you via satalight back ass hole
roysanshuck 2 years ago 4
im SAtAN you want to suck my evil dick you sick nasty baster you like anal you cant get any pussy
roysanshuck 2 years ago
Electrocute them by their testicles! HAHAHAHA
InternetOccultist 2 years ago
Have you ever read the bible closely?
xj2yzz 2 years ago
Westboro church.
They aren't kidding
They say the same shit
Their website doesn't look as good.
YOUSHOTME4S2 2 years ago 4
no it isnt real but it does show the absurdity of what christianity can be. Lulz
DeathisRedemption 2 years ago
is this guy actually real??? His accent makes me laugh haha its waaaaaaay too thick
MakeMyBrainMelt73 2 years ago
Homotesticals...LOL..that is hilarious! LOL..;) Keep on preaching Pastor Fred! LOL.
chalk20 2 years ago 2
Jesus was gay. That's why he didn't have a girlfriend. GAY POWER!
thefuckingfaggot 2 years ago 3
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
SATIRE
SymmetricPanda 2 years ago
Yes, fuck you too!
Surfarmia 2 years ago
You have to keep an eye on those homosexuals. Theyre in our schools, theyre in our schools, theyre in our bedrooms. Nobody is safe from the homo onslaught.
skunkapotamus 2 years ago 2
Yes well said "skunkapotamus" I say round up all those heathen wrong hole users and put sting rays on their penises and jello pudding pops to plug up those terrible sinning bowels to make the world safe for respectable right hole users around America for Jesus, even though he might have been a jew. But at least he was a light skinned jew with blue eyes. And whatever else I may type while I'm drunk killing indians and something, something,something something. amen
HappyMind621 2 years ago 3
OH GLORY.........HOW TRUE!!!!
coolspindrift 2 years ago
is this...real?
zmw091 2 years ago
no, he's a satire
daydreamerX100 2 years ago
XD I almost thought you were being serious there for a second...you never break character...good thing you categorized and tagged properly
ArrowDel 2 years ago
Butt sex is wild and it don't cause no child.
god2many 2 years ago
um wow is this real or what????????????
vodkaeau 2 years ago
That's what I'm asking!
I have no idea if this is a joke or not, and it's really annoying!
Tnvol123 2 years ago
Come on It's a joke. It's very easy to tell with how this guy acts. I mean come on, I heard of retarded baptists before, but no one would be seriously this bad. I think he just overdoing the stereotype.
SamuraiKnight 2 years ago
purpleuiop, I want to apologize for calling you a "retard." Retard is a very hateful word, and using that word was not very Christian of me.
Just because you are retarded doesn't mean you should be insulted, so from now on I'll say "for a retarded person like you" instead of "for a retard like you." Jesus loves you even though you did ride the short bus to school.
acr08807 2 years ago
If this is what is considered "satire" today, I weep for the future of creative comedy in this country.
Reformchick 2 years ago
Yeah, he used to be my pastor, before I got kicked out. The man sure knows his Bible.
acr08807 2 years ago
thumbs up for satire!
purpleuiop 2 years ago
You know what really sad about this is that the LDS Mormon Church actually did those kind of experiments on homosexuals... It didn't work, though.
fessupjessop 2 years ago
Absolutely not! In fact, ignore everything I've said, if you'd be so kind.
JimShadyUK 2 years ago
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JimShadyUK 2 years ago
this dude is fuccin hilarious
TORLBC 2 years ago
Is this guy for real???
radioqueen46 2 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!!
blupheonix44 2 years ago 2
Jar's full of homotesticles!!! ROTF!!! oh Jesus that's funny!!! I love your Satire.
spiderdudesuper 2 years ago
this is offensive I pray you know that this is wrong even if you find it funny
Vutxzzn 2 years ago
FUCKIN ASSHOLE
SEAMUS501 2 years ago
haha okay lol I figured this was a PARODY lol lol
the things he's saying makes it fake, right
thenewageriseth 2 years ago 3
I feel sorry for the "sissy boys".
Gee whiz is this guy SERIOUS???
:O :O
thenewageriseth 2 years ago
They say religion is peace an yet its caused the most indifferences and problems in the entire world!
I will not believe in what you want me to believe in!
and im too old for fair tales!
022610 2 years ago
2812608584 burned his ass LOL
Streetplayer123 2 years ago
People like you ent turning up no juice for Jesus Christ, your only pushing people away, causing conflicts, being opinionated and not thinking about other peoples beliefs. Most people are now individuals eventually I expect humanity to move away from religion and adopt science and spirituality. Spirituality is a good thing and it was important to us throughout our history, but there is no place in the future for fairy tales and people like you telling people what they can and cant be
022610 2 years ago
022610, in Matthew 10:34, Jesus said:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
So how exactly is Pastor Deacon Fred not turning up the juice for Christ? Christ told us to preach the whole Word of God, not just the bits and pieces that you like.
acr08807 2 years ago
Are you another one of those stupid Extremist Plebeians???
Well alright then, thats a fair comment to say "Preach the whole word of god and not little pieces you like"
- Only if you where to preach the whole thing, now doesnt bits and pieces all conflict with each other??
so its ok to say, gay people burn in hell, but then its ok to preach about peace, and say love thy neibors, or some other kind of ape shit you want to come out with!
022610 2 years ago
022610, do you even know what a plebian is? You should really look it up in a dictionaryt before you use the word again in public.
The Bible is not at all contradictory, and don't let the folks at skepticsannotatedbible (dot) com fool you with their list after list of so-called contradictions. That's the Devil talking.
Of course it is OK to preach about love your neighbor. You just can't love him by shoving your tallywhacker up his rectum.
acr08807 2 years ago
OOOOOHHHHHHH but isnt it said now that it is GOD who judges all of us!
Not you!
So dont go telling me what I can be an cant! It isnt for you to Judge!
You know nothing of life & death, all you know is a load of fairy tales that you where brought up into knowing!
You only know what you have been conditioned to believe!
& I know perfectly well what a plebeian is!
022610 2 years ago
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Matthew 7:1-2
Fair enough, you sinning homo. I am willing to be judged by the standards of the Bible, so it's perfectly acceptable for me to judge you.
...he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. 1 Corinthians 2:15
You really shouldn't try to tell people what the Bible unless you've read the Bible.
acr08807 2 years ago
Sorry, typo. My last sentence should have said "You really shouldn't try to tell people what the Bible says unless you've read the Bible."
But, then, what should I expect from someone who thinks that Evangelical Christians are Extremist Plebians?
acr08807 2 years ago
You see thoe, I wouldnt do that as im not tied down to some bible that isnt written by Gods hand, no! Ha-ha...
Its written by human hand, rules and guidelines designed in the past to control people so that they behave and form civilisation as it is known today, which is a good thing, but there are flaws in human hand, they HATE!
I dont know how you can condole and agree with what he is saying but I dont care, you can shove your negative beliefs up your FACE!
022610 2 years ago 2
This is so typical. Anti-Christian bigots like 022610 first lie about what the Bible says, and then, when you call them on it, they get all schizophrenic on you, complete with evil laugh and words in ALL CAPS and exclamation points! Ha-ha. Folks, stick with the Bible so you won't turn out like that.
acr08807 2 years ago
HOHOHO! YES FOLKS STICK WITH THE BIBLE, HAY HOW ABOUT BELIEVE IN FARTHER CHRISTMAS TOO AND HIS ELVES!?!
JESUS LOVES YOU ;)
& HE LOVES ME TO, THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO ;D
like im going to have a bible argument with you, when i dont want to know nothing about the fricking thing! SILENCE!???? ;P
022610 2 years ago
02, I'm kind of concerned for you now. You really ought to talk with your doctor before you go off your medication.
acr08807 2 years ago
So nice to hear you care**
022610 2 years ago
Of course I care. Jesus told us to love our neighbors.
acr08807 2 years ago
Hey yeah. Why are you here watching these videos if they offend you so? Its people like you who fuck up YouTube. Let us "atheists", who are "condemned to hell", enjoy our life.
sacredistres 2 years ago
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I personally don't have anything against homosexuals, but they bug God to no end, and He has a habit of punishing entire communities in which sin is rampant (e.g., the destruction of Sodom in Genesis 19 or of New Orleans in 2005). Do you think you guys could move to another country? That would pretty much end the issue as far as I'm concerned.
acr08807 2 years ago
i ain't goin nowhere, fuck god tell that nigga to suck my dick
chainzdown2dadik 2 years ago 3
I nevar seen such nuncense. Donte havta be no rokkit- scinetist to knoe that jesus was gayer then a jayebird. he only hung with manfrens cepting 1 fagghagg name Mary Maggleena i think. an she was a x-prastatute.
langleywallingford 2 years ago
FUCK DA POLICE!
oh and lots of innocent people died in Katrina like babies and probably some pregnant women i guess god was doing our abortions for us
purpleuiop 2 years ago
Maybe. God did every now and then rip children from the wombs of sinners. For example, in Hosea 9:14:
Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying wombs and dry breasts.
So what's your point? If God wants to kill someone, unborn or not, He doesn't need my permission.
acr08807 2 years ago
lolololololololololololol. you're very ignorant.
and there are two reasons why god wouldn't ask you're permission
1)you're fucking moron
2) god probably doesn't exist and if he does its very, very, VERY unlikely he's you're god
purpleuiop 2 years ago
Since you've obviously never read the Bible (and you're obviously about 12 years old, judging by your choice of insults), I can tell you with perfect honesty that nobody cares what you think.
acr08807 2 years ago
well considering i have read the bible and i am well over twelve years old what you said is not true and i'm arguing with you because no one cares what you say either you can go cry, back to your pastor. Watch out though don't let his hands in your pants!!!!
purpleuiop 2 years ago
Intelligent adults discuss ideas on their merits, whereas you just sling insults. If you're well over twelve, then you're clearly retarded, and I get no joy out of arguing with retarded people. I'm sorry that God decided to make you retarded, but hey, His will be done, not mine.
I hope you'll find God's love some day and earn your place in Heaven.
acr08807 2 years ago
like that wasn't swinging insults
purpleuiop 2 years ago
It wasn't, because you are really retarded. I'll pray for you.
acr08807 2 years ago
thats good because none of mine were really insults because you really are an ignorant moron. i hope one day you will learn the art of logic rather than stupidity
purpleuiop 2 years ago
And I hope one day you'll learn the art of not lying about having read the Bible. There's some good stuff in there, even for a retard like you.
acr08807 2 years ago
1) i can't tell if you are a 100% moron and truly think you aren't insulting me or if you are just lying through your teeth
2) i have read the bible.
3)i hope one day an ignorant person such as yourself will learn to read the bible open-mindedly and be less subject by what other conformist ignorant people tell you
purpleuiop 2 years ago
Intelligent adults don't loooooool their own posts. Since you said you are an adult, the only possible conclusion is that you are retarded.
If you have read the Bible, then tell me, what did you think of the story when Ezra ordered the beheading of the Philistines? Was that just a legend, or was it the truth?
acr08807 2 years ago
what where did that come from you just avoided everything i wrote. i'm starting to win!
oh and as for ezra i don't really remember that but i think there was something to do with interracial marriage or something but in general with most stories of the bible i think they are just to build fear for god so people like the pope can get rich
purpleuiop 2 years ago
You can't win an argument when the first thing you say in that argument is "You're fucking moron." There are two reasons for that--first, pulling out the f bomb because you don't agree with someone is proof that you're either a child or retarded or maybe both. Second, it's "you're a fucking moron," not "you're fucking moron." If you're going to call someone a moron, you should do it with proper grammar, otherwise it shows very clearly who the real moron is.
And I don't debate the retarded.
acr08807 2 years ago
if all you can do is cry about me saying fuck and explain that i left out the letter "a" because i was typing hastily than I AM WINNING.
purpleuiop 2 years ago
I beg to differ. I win arguments all the time which I start with "You're a fucking moron." In fact, if my opponent is a fucking moron, I'm even MORE likely to win the argument. : )
Sheldonwh 2 years ago
Yeah, you're probably right, but that's because, although purpleuiop really is retarded, you aren't.
acr08807 2 years ago
Good point. LOL
Sheldonwh 2 years ago
Didnt GOD teach you to forgive and to never judge
2812608584 2 years ago
are you seriouse? or is this a joke?
022610 2 years ago
Dead serious. It's right in the Bible:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.... Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Romans 1:27-32
acr08807 2 years ago
isn't there a part of the OT vthat says some thing like don't lie with a man as you would with a woman, which is also i big part telling who and what not to have sex with
frasernater13 2 years ago
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There are several, fraser, and they're not just in the Old Testament, it's in the New Testament, too:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:30
... the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly... they which commit such things are worthy of death.... Romans 1:26-32
acr08807 2 years ago
homo-testicles!
politirel 2 years ago
METHINKS YOU DO PROTEST TOO MUCH.
800665 2 years ago
I almost pissed myself laughing - omg this guy is hilarious!
SuperhumanChichi 2 years ago 3
Most brilliant satire on YouTube. All Pastor Fred's clips ought to be required prime-time viewing. Praise the Lord 24/7 ad nauseam & for all eternity! Yo!
clearvision12 3 years ago
I don't like alot of Christian parody out there and I may not like some of yours, but this video cracked me up. Alot of times they are just too blasphemous and I don't know if it's wrong or not, but I just had to laugh.
liarslayer 3 years ago
OMG! This is the funniest thing I ever heard! This guy is so over the top it's obvious he's b joking)
Fushizil 3 years ago 2
We're puttin' a green wire ... and a red wire ... on the testicle of every hell-bound sissy boy in the country, and we're turning up the juice for Jesus Christ.
Amen, bro's and sis's. Amen.
BurkeMtn 3 years ago
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the problem with these guys is that they are implying that God made a mistake by sending his son to forgive everyone of their sins. God knows all past present and future and he would not have sent his son to have our sins forgiven if he knew it was in vain.
it does not say in the bible that God was "HOPING" for Jesus to create forgiveness for sin, it says with his sacrifice he did. So your argument that everyone is doomed is void. powned bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!
alexrad1 3 years ago
PENISPENISPENIS
Gonnakillyou 3 years ago
homotesticles lol.
veraroyale 3 years ago
You always look as though you are just on the brink of bursting out laughing.
PeppermintDandelions 3 years ago 2
Oh my god. This is so freaking funny!
cowboyrich6 3 years ago 5
turning up the juice for Jesus christ!?
Is this guy for real or a joke I cant really tell... but he is funny as hell
greetingsearthlings1 3 years ago 3
Dude! Make some more videos!!!!
tejaspics 3 years ago
By far the FUNNIEST ONE, especially how he talks in the beginning!
DeathRattleShakes 3 years ago
LMAO god........this guy is great
crazysix0231 3 years ago
Oh god, this is just getting better!
nelsuae 3 years ago
This is propper funny.
bomaoneuk 3 years ago
Poor idiot.
zirkeline 3 years ago
does anyone wanna find this fucking tool with me and show him the real hand of god
phess81 3 years ago
LOL
it's all a big parody
klingondude 3 years ago
excuse me sissy boy? dude i'd fuck you up
sano2000 3 years ago
Oh its a parody! excuse my ignorance -bows head in shame-
sano2000 3 years ago
And Jesus said "children of Israel come on to me any Does one else remember that passage?
adler234639 3 years ago
Im gay and this man is sooo hot.
clarkeybadboy 3 years ago 5
Lol this is a crack up
greekgod41 3 years ago
Good lord go check with a psychology, you need ot rest in a mental hospital buddy....LMAO
katdanmo 3 years ago 3
As usual christians with no humor MISTAKEN this guy for someone with "real christian values" HAHAHAHAHHAAHA. >_> sad thing is, if i showed my dad this, he'd probably not get the joke and start thinking this is a halfway decent church lol
freedomxfighter 3 years ago 2
Well Grateful as usual it would appear you are yet another Christian who seems to have all the answers but with no sense of humor. Your outpouring of Christian love is less than admirable but your devotion to a poorly written,extremely violent and incredibly boring old novel is in itself humorous. You say you have never seen such a complete loser in all your life, well just stand in front of a mirror.
krunchee22 3 years ago
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Pastor who? You sir are an IDIOT and should have been an abortion~ I'm a Christian who hates people that talk the way I have here; BUT you are an exception..I have NEVER seen such a complete LOSER in all my life~YOU FOOLISH PIG HEADED ASS, I believe Jesus will spit you out His mouth and say "I NEVER knew you" so get ready for HELL~
GratefulChristian 3 years ago
The bible teaches us that homo sissy boys must die, doesn't it?
ranwnye 3 years ago
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yes it does and i can accept them as humans but i dont have to approve of their behavior (homos) but in the old testament times they would kill homos, lesbos, sheep fuckers, and all kinds of weird shit for being killed over.
aubhar 3 years ago
That's sick. you religious sicko.
mydogistoofat 3 years ago 5
go fuck yourself
aubhar 3 years ago
Watch it, buddy. Don't beg the lightnin' to strike.
mydogistoofat 3 years ago
Dude it satire!!! lol, i hope!
FuhkTheSystem 3 years ago 2
is this dead serious?? or is he joking??
kchristy 3 years ago 2
he si a cathoic jew making a joke
jewsplottokill2012 3 years ago
Jar ful of homotesticules? Uhmmm yummy, where can you buy one of those?
OSKARHB18 3 years ago
This may be done as a joke, but the country is full of these types of REAL idiots. We ought to give them to the arabs with a box of bibles. And if you remember the old saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", our arab friends, especially in saudi arabia would solve their problem with a quick sword slash to the neck. Good riddance to these freaks.
All these right wing hatefull religions are about is power and money and control. So similar to what drove the nazis.
lookseeme21 3 years ago
We know this is a joke and it is ok to relax and have a sense of humor about Christianity.
nanabonniez 3 years ago
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This is NOT HUMOR this is TRASH~
GratefulChristian 3 years ago
hahaha Nice comedian hahahaha
gabzacpat 3 years ago 2
After watched Pastor Deacon Fred's sermons I realize that I need to repent for my hermysexual behavior. So I called the good church in Freehold and signed up for C.A.S.H, Christians Are Saving Hermysexuals I was promised that after I pay the full balance of $50,000 I'll be able to attend the program and in no time I'll be giving up the pole and embracing the hole all in the name of Jesus, oh glory!
fywacia 3 years ago
Oh praise the Lard, fywacia! So you're in CASH? Well, I was in BASH (Baptists Are Saving Hermashexooals) and I know what they mean when they say it's safe to bend over to pick up a dollar bill without having fear of being sodomized!
LS57 3 years ago
Hmmm, (blushing) I've never needed an excuse to bend over.
fywacia 3 years ago
lol omg , HE'S MY HERO
sewagedweller 3 years ago
I go to the landover babtist site everyday and laugh at them.
They really are a bunch of comedians. =D
gunnels11 3 years ago 4
Amen!
LHMcalindon 3 years ago
Poe's Law's a bitch ain't it?
SiruselVaranus 3 years ago
Mr Fred I'm reporting you to the authorities.
What you are doing to homos is against the law.
ranwnye 3 years ago 2
Pastor Fred is the greatest! We need more pastors like him :-)
jtoksa 3 years ago 10
jtoska, you are right! If there were more Pastor Freds, I would NEVER miss a service!!
coralarch 3 years ago
Fair enough.
SenorJuanDiablo 3 years ago 3
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Honestly, I don't think this is satire. Have you even seen their website?
SenorJuanDiablo 3 years ago
Lol!
But there's something to this; the nuttiness about fundamentalists gets so nutty it's impossible to tell from parody. I honestly thought VenomFangX was parody, the first two videos I watched.
dunnonuffink 3 years ago
heh homotesticles
negrosaurus 3 years ago
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Talk about perverted, he talks of getting rid of homosexuals, but he admitted to handling a mans testicles. Confused. You know i am. haha.
samanthablack13 3 years ago
fuck you
superrainbowmew 3 years ago
I am God Almighty, I see all- I know all- don't pay any attention to that little catholic Pedophile of man behind the curtain. Did I mention I was God Almighty? Stop that little dog from pulling the curtain- for I am God Almighty. Catholics are a sick and perverted lot.
dberry999666 3 years ago