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  • 99% of Christians masterbate

    1% lied.

    :)

  • None of the adults in my life have said anything about it. It's not talked about. :/

  • You are so sexy

  • I am an 18 year-old female and I don't masturbate. Ever. No, I am not asexual and yes I get horny. I just don't freaking want to masturbate. That's my personal decision. It has nothing to do with religion, or because I view masturbation as a sin. I just don't want to. Plain and simple.

  • I live You!!!!

  • I love sex, but don't really masturbate apart from that....I kinda just don't take the time... I don't know why...

  • @user0800 that is actually kind of interesting that we'd have the complete opposite...at least in public. When I go to sex-stores the women are all happy and laughing while the men are trying to be quiet and inconspicuous lol.

  • It isn't more socially acceptable for men to masturbate, it's just that women put up this image of themselves that makes them seem like they don't do it. Don't blame it on society when it's just you.

  • @EvlynArrow

    I love you now!

  • question, you mention as the redneck that masturbation is an addiction, but you dont say anything to contradict it, i find it really hard to try and quit masterbating for long periods of time, like a few weeks, is it an addiction?

  • Not gonna lie, as a girl speaking, I masturbate at least 4 times a month.

  • you make a cracking red neck

  • a person's opinion can't be that bad when there's country music playing in the background

  • Haha my dad didn't tell me anything he just said sex is bad and you have to wait till your married. That mostly what my church said but my mom was very open and told me everything but didnt tell me anything about masturbating but I learned about it when I got older and heard from other kids about porn haha.

  • HAHAHHAA YOUR RECOVERED MASTERBATOR

  • @lacigreen People actually wrote you e-mails asking if they would grow hair on their hands and would go blind if they masturbated?????? o.O;;;

  • does jerkin it cause acne

  • Wait, what?! There are still people who actually believe that masturbation will cause blindness and hairy palms? I always thought that was 17th century fear mongering that everyone just used as joke material these days.

  • Masturbating every day gave me hemorrhoids.

  • 99 percent of people masturbate,but woman who masturbate have higher self esteems?

  • My parents NEVER talked to me about masturbation, not once, and not even now when I'm almost 20 years old. I kinda accidentally discovered it when I was 9 or 10, lol.

  • I've seen my would-be children many times... and then wiped them up with a Kleenex!

  • this video is totally true. i've been wanking for over ten years, it's good, free, safe, clean fun. however, getting laid, doesn't make me not want to wank. ten minutes after getting freaky i'd sneak off for a quick wank.

  • I always used to think masturbating would blind me.

    ...still did it anyways.

  • Every single day... I think that in one year it's like 400+ times, and I have a pretty active sex life...

  • my mom never mentioned anything about masturbating (or gave me any sex talk other than the dont have sex too early or you'll have babies, dont marry someone shitty etc).... I found out everything off the internet LOL.

  • twice everyday.

  • I masturbate. Like every two weeks. :D

  • hahaha your approach is so funny (: Really like your videos and your intellect and humor :)

  • LOL at her fapping sideways in the beginning

  • Well it is addicting... but it's scientifically proven to be healthy, at least for men.

  • @stooge389 That study is often cited out of context. They only found that men who masturbate in their 50's have lower prostate cancer rates, by a margin of only 1%. Men in their 20's and 30's, the same study found, who masturbate most frequently are MORE likely to develop prostate cancer later in life. Its better to do it only once a week, because your libido and energy doesn't get exhausted as much.

  • @JNathanK2011 False. If you don't masturbate every 2-3 days AT LEAST will ejaculate in their sleep. It;s much healthier to be able to wipe it off consciously than to allow it to sit there and be a bacteria pool.

  • @stooge389 I haven't ejaculated in my sleep and I haven't masturbated for over three weeks. If you did have a nocturnal emission, that's what bathing in the morning is for. Frankly, I've never experienced one my whole life. 2-3 days must be a rarity if that's the least. There is value in abstinence in that it preserves more energy to burn, for guys anyway.

  • @JNathanK2011 my first wet dream was a mess. semen was everywhere. it's a darn good alarm clock.

  • @TheFrustratedAtheist beep! beep! beep! SQUIRT!!!!

  • haha who would lie about it

  • I'm a master debater and my boyfriend is a cunning linguist.

  • im a master bater

  • I think it's probably best to share yourself.

  • @2:51 "statisticles" hahahahaha!

  • my parents didnt tell me anything but i do it kinda alot luckily i havent been caught

  • Mother caught me in my younger days. Asked who taught me to do such a bad thing. Asked if I were being molested. Started crying and told me to repent and pray to god. Yep. That stopped me from masturbating for like 2 years. Then when I started again, it was amazing hahah, and I've been doing it ever since. And I'm open about it with my friends. I'm open about a lot of sexual things haha.

  • My parents didn't tell me anything about masturbation and, as a female, I thought there was something wrong with me - like I was some kind of sick pervert for getting aroused. To top it off, I started going to a pentecostal church where they specifically preached against masturbation, so then I really felt bad about it. I wish there were videos like yours available when I was a teen. It really screwed me up not having good info about sexuality. I think it's awesome what you do. Thanks!

  • @Griffox there is something wrong with our if you like to put turtel in your pussy... you sick bastard.

  • lol. Kellogs bran cereal and grahamn crackers were designed by people who thought that high protein diets caused masturbation diseases! Wiki the word "masturbate" its god damn hilarious!

    they even designed intricate chastity belts for dudes that poke you in the dick when you get a hard on! Those motherfuckers!

  • @Sawyeh123 one or two sessions a week? What are you a pussy?

  • my parents said tht i would shrivel up and turn into a raisin if i masturbated nd lookie here 5 YEARS LATER ONE OR TWO SESSIONS A WEEK ND IM STILL FINE!!

  • hey man there are some people who don't masturbate and that's too cool. being sex+ is awesome but it isn't awesome when you erase people who don't fit in.

  • you are so right about everything. I can't stop watching your videos...

  • feels gud man! lol!

  • masturbate once in the morning once when i come home from school and once to help me go to sleep! YOU MAD!

  • not sure this is a good idea... but how about everyone reply to my comment with your average frequency. If I get more than 10 replies I'll post mine :P

  • I'd like to hear your thoughts on pornography. If you already have a video on it, please direct me there. You seem very open minded in the area of sex.

  • Laci, apart from one point I agree with what you had to say. Here in England masturbation amongst women is perfectly accepted, women talk openly about their favourite vibrator and/or how many different types they own. For men it is entirely different, men do not talk about masturbating, it is derided, evidenced by the widely used term of abuse, "wanker" (masturbator). It is said in order to demeen the male it is aimed at and to label him a loser who can't get the real thing.

  • I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ALL UR BLOGS ND ALSO UR SO PRETTY ! ND IM ABOUT TO MASTURBATE o_o SEE I ADMIT IT XD

  • I'm a woman with a sexy boyfriend whom I'm very attracted to, and vice versa, and we have great sex. I also masturbate a few times a week- not because I'm not getting enough lovin,' or because he isn't good enough, but because I want to. It's like I have two different sex drives which both want to be satisfied. He also pleasures himself from time to time, and I don't mind at all.

  • @TheBANZAILUKE what the heck are you talking about? You are definitely not a doctor either, or else you would know that epididymitis is mainly brought about by bacterial infection (chlamydia, gonorrhea, and e.coli mostly) and has little to NO connection to masturbation. Sit down.

  • you funny sweety..

  • You'll shoot your eye out.

  • I masturbate constantly ;) watching porn and your sexy

  • look ur not goin to have a girl banging ur balls or a guy knock down ur walls all the time so put ur dick in ur hand or put ur two or one or ur cooch an masturbate i do it all the time n u dont have to hear shit about pampers later lol

  • laci is pretty cool, most people would suck at explaining things like this, especially on youtube.

  • You Dont Need To Masturbate If Im Around..

  • IM A YOUNG TEENAGE GIRL AND I LOVE TO MASTURBATE! :] It doesn't make me a slut, im just in touch with my sexuality and accepting of my own body and what it does!

  • @justchickin aa jeah im going to find your friends and tell them and then lauf at you hahhahahhahahahhahaha

  • @justchickin haha yeah

  • im late to work WAAAY to often when i go "....yeah, i have time".

  • I love my roommates here. We all admit to masturbation, even our one female roommate. XD It probably helps that we're all gay/lesbian, too. :P

  • wtf??? i want to fap right now!!!!!!!!

    why does my girl gosta be sick??

    fml!!

    well weird side of youtube ill see you latter

    off to find another great porn site!!!!!

  • dont be too choosey, those who wait masterbate

  • dam i killed alot of kittens, but the good thing is i cant see them

  • I just killed a kitten...

  • Does masturbation make your penis small?

  • @MizTuRDoRkY

    No, but drugs that affect your fertility, tobacco and obesity can affect the size of your penis.

  • what mastrubation?

    lets make a experiment!

    meybe it will give an idea for a new video

  • i love masturbating, thanks 4 making this video. informing people.

  • 2:46 'SEIZURE' LMAO

  • Hey not everywhere! According to a study, 20% of Rice students don't masturbate! haha

  • its funny that one has to discuss this topic in our "modern "society

  • ahhah pause at 3:18

    hillarious ;D

  • I materbate like I'm going to win a prize

  • One of my exes (when we were dating) would sometimes touch me and or get naked while I masturbated #betterthansex, but she was never comfortable masturbating in front of me (even while I was maturating) :'( ... I mean, just her existence was hot ;) but it would have been nice (not as nice as her touching my special areas) to masturbate together ... or even get the chance to please her the way she pleased me :'(

  • wtf are preggers??

  • @CODproR19 Preggers = Pregnant/Pregnancy

  • My mom seriously believes masturbating makes you blind and will kill you. She scared me out of doing it when I was 6.

  • sry that last comment just fit so well

  • i find this video hard to masterbait to

  • ur fit

    

  • Hey so, does anybody else think that its kind of weird that she sits in a room filming herself talk to herself while in costume about masturbation? i mean seriously. no there is nothing wrong with masturbating, but what your doing is just weird

  • Hey so, does anybody else think that its kind of weird that she sits in a room filming herself talk to herself while in costume about masturbation? i mean seriously. no there is nothing wrong with masturbating, but what your doing is just weird.

  • its a useful was of forcing yourself to stop freaking out over a test and just get your good nights sleep.i use it to fall asleep,but i just thought it was because you go from really high energy to low,didnt know that was an actual use..

  • I've never had sex, and I've been doing that since 13 '_'

  • um i really don't is there something wrong with me....???? :(

  • I have to masturbate. I'm too ugly to get a man.

  • I am masturbating to this video!

  • i masturbate when stoned ^_^ LIKE A BOSS...helps me sleep

  • i am a proud masturbator

  • Well,who doesn't masturbate?Just asking

  • thums up if you don;t masturbate

  • I masturbate . It's ok to masturbate and healthy . And I'm a girl

  • @nede000 are you hot? if no/maybe then nobody cares

  • @nede000 Not only is it healthy, but if you're a girl you get a shit-ton of thumbs up (mainly from guys as old as your dad).

  • @nede000 *reads comment*

    Boner acheved

  • @nede000 pics or it didn't happen... Sorry, just had to say that :P

  • 99% who have reached puberty anyways.

  • i discovered masturbation even before i knew what it was !!

  • Sorry, Kate.

    I masturbate.

  • fap fap fap fap faping it out

  • I masturbate to your videos.

    I admit it.

    Will you show me your tits now for honesty?

  • @FallOfMind yes

  • @FallOfMind LOOL this guy deserves a medal. I fell off my chair crying xD

  • @FallOfMind you too?

    

  • @FallOfMind haha win. jk fail..

  • @DrLsw Haha yeah I know. Who's got the top comment though, bitch.

  • Kind of embarassing. I learned masturbation from a dictionary. Yep got bored and looked up rude words and found it and tried it and from there well.... You do the math

  • @llllJDOGllll more embarrassing-wikipedia

  • SEIZURE!!

  • My parents taught me about waiting until the time was right to have sex.....i'm not really having sex when i masturbate.... in fact after I would make out with my boyfriend, or he'd ask me to have sex with him... id masturbate to give me relief so it'd be easier to say 'no'

  • @cuterocker98

    Hope he is not pressuring you, I could never do that to a girl! You dont have to go all the way you know!

  • Masturbation is perfectly healthy, for men AND women. There's a simple reason why people who are engaging in "actual sex" masturbate more. Ready? Here it goes... "Sex, especially GOOD sex, increases your sex drive." Seems simple right? You have a bite of cake, it tastes good, makes you want some more. It scares the hell out of me that there are still people in the world who believe that masturbation is harmful. If it were, a lot of us would be DEAD. Myself included.

  • Nice Tits...

    Both Yours?

    :)

  • My mom takes a pill @ night and makes get forget what she does/ talks about 30 min b4 she passes out. She told me about masturbaition.. And now a days u do it 1-3 times a day if I'm bored or have no plans.. I'm a 13 year old girl and no afraid to admit this to my friends if they ask.

  • @TheAlliJohnson Ever tried playing SIMS online or going for a movie? Have you ever asked your grandmother about that subject?

  • I do it at least 5 times a week come on it feels so good!

  • IT FEELS GOOD MAN

  • If I 'stay in my fantasies' and masturbate then there is no chance of disease--so there!

  • Um im a girl and I dont lie abt it.haha

  • damm ur hot

    nd got nice lips

  • lmao at the hillbilly impersonation

  • Dxxxxxxx|}xxxxxxxD

  • you have some nice tits to masterbait to

  • There was actually someone who worked out the statistics of how many kittens die and how often people masturbate and...

    There aren't enough kittens in the world for that to be true, not to mention the fact that the statistics only include people who admit that they masturbate.

  • it is waht teh fukc it is

  • Ur forehead is shiny

  • Get a boyfriend you loser

  • I was masturbating while watching this video

  • i dont give a fuck if maturbation is wrong i like it

  • Women are taught not to masturbate and to not admit to doing it but, studies show that they have higher self esteem!? What!?

    This is good news to me. (:

  • *Raises right hand* I MASTURBATE AND I'M PROUD. I ALSO WASH MY HANDS SHORTLY AFTERWARDS. SERIOUSLY. WASH YOUR HANDS ASSHOLES.

    (PS: Lmao, skipping school to jack off. That would be my definition of rock-bottom.) xD

  • Every time a man masturbates he loses zinc from his body.

  • @daro2096 says who?

  • @daro2096 COME BACK, ZINC... COME BAAAAACK!

  • If I didn't masturbate I would be a bitch because I'm saving myself for marriage and/or love..something.

  • is it really less accepted for women to masturbate? i always perceived it like female masturbation is connotated with feminism, liberation, self exploration while male masturbation is more like the cheap alternative to "real" sex. however, that's how it looks like here in germany but i may be wrong.

  • @WizardofFuzz I'd agree with you on that. Female masturbation has been talked about more then male. And personally I think it goes for the whole sex life. Female sexuality has as a result of womens liberation become something beautiful while mens sexuality is percived as dirty and ugly. But perhaps it's more so in europe then usa.

  • We must prevent women of the masturbating.

    They must cook and wash the toilets

    Clitoff them

    Once upon the time the prophet said - I came from the sky to tell you to clit off...

  • YES I DO WANT GOD TO KILL A KITTIN I HATE CATS THE EVIL FURRY LITTLE BASTERDS

  • How don women masturbate?

  • @neffboy747 lol how old are you?

  • You make perverted videos.

  • There's actually one side effect. keep doing it and you'll lose weight. FAST. i mean do it atleast once a day everyday for one month and you'll look like you havent eaten for... well....uhm... a month :P i know this cuz my asian friend admitted it :)

  • Secrects478 send it to meh

  • my mom walked in on my when i was 13 and said it was normal xD

  • I find this very easy to masturbate to.

  • My parents never really went over it. My mom and dad explained sex but I actually didnt know what the term masturbate meant until like 7th grade. Though I guess I've been doing since I was about 7, weird huh? any of that happen to someone else?

  • I only masturbate a couple times a week and thought that was a lot sort of...

  • Why is this chik not the president?!:D

  • I mastubate every day. I dont give a fuck :) and i'm a girl

  • @secrets478 can you film it:)

  • @XXrustylunchboxXX Sure, why not. ;)

  • @secrets478 ok send me clip in a private pm :)

  • The only problem I've ever found with masturbation are that there are times that, sure, you lose a lot of stress, but you start to lose a sense of alertness or rather, you start to become more inattentive to things like big exams coming up or big school projects you have to finish. However, the only remedy to this is actually to masturbate more, so you get used to balancing your tasks and masturbation. It depends on the person, really, for this kind of situation.

  • -parents walk in-

    FUCK DERRIK LOCK THE DOOR -_-

  • @BanzaiLUKE So what if you can masturbate without lust? Do i need to consider myself asexual ;) ?

    Come on, it's possible. You don't have to think about someone else to masturbate.

  • Im gonna put this in my masturbation folder....

    LOL

    

  • I thought you were miley Cyrus!