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You wretched fucking scotch cunt. I hate every single one of you oily over-rated crooks. 7 million of these dirty critters on faggot island (UK) and yet one third cant stand to live in their own shitty pseudo-country. Faggot island is exactly what you get when scotchos run a country.
He's wrong I love looking at miserable people making the minimum wage, working in the rain and cold. Makes me feel that my life isn't so crap after all.
If he's so bloody great then why don't we see him really handing that free tat out? Maybe it's because he erm... might ...erm... forget what to say without his cue cards!
The last thing I want to see as I'm trudging to waste my life at work in a morning is some cheerfull cunt who thinks he's Timmy Mallet and looks like he's enjoying his job.
By the time he' got round to the "...weekly Shortlist" I'd have already fashioned the magazine with the best cover in the market into a Millwall brick and knocked the cunt out.
I'm very disappointed in the white van drivers that go past him at 2.28. Any decent van driver would've hurled a half-eaten cornish pasty at him and shouted "TWAT". This country's going to the dogs!
And if I can't get to my train station without some grinning Lithuanian in a trainspotters jacket shouting "GOOD MORNING HERE'S YOUR WEEKLY SHORTLIST", I'll be replying with "GOOD MORNING HERE'S YOUR WEEKLY KICK IN THE NUTS!"
Lead by example... where is your hat?? Also, why don't you distribute it in the same way as Metro? This way, people will have the full choice and freedom to pick it up. It's a good mag, so hopefully it won't be rammed in our faces like LondonLite and Thelondonpaper.
Grim, grim, grim
artvandelay1 2 years ago
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Geordiekeef 2 years ago
Can you guess where the prompt cards are?
philipthomas72 2 years ago
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You wretched fucking scotch cunt. I hate every single one of you oily over-rated crooks. 7 million of these dirty critters on faggot island (UK) and yet one third cant stand to live in their own shitty pseudo-country. Faggot island is exactly what you get when scotchos run a country.
akashdeepjabandar 3 years ago
Not unlike the english limey sheep-shaging fags.
Edeltraut3 3 years ago
English??? I would guess this is another example of typical american ignorance, he's not English.
brooko99 2 years ago
The twat i replied to was english an english limey.
Edeltraut3 2 years ago
The guy deserves an Oscar.
Up his arse.
crackedcraig 3 years ago
I will never accept Shorlist again.
Disgruntled of South London.
danhillgooner 3 years ago 2
"Speak a bit slower please Mike, I only climbed out of the lorry yesterday."
spugbugg 3 years ago 3
He's wrong I love looking at miserable people making the minimum wage, working in the rain and cold. Makes me feel that my life isn't so crap after all.
CHIMPLICKER 4 years ago 2
Where's the hat he talks of?
I wonder if it's purple and shaped like a bell end?
jukejoint65 4 years ago
That made SUCH a difference to my day.
rechord 4 years ago
"Good Morning! - Here's your daily punch in the face"
juliane16 4 years ago 2
What a patronising cunt!
lookatmygreatface 4 years ago 2
If he's so bloody great then why don't we see him really handing that free tat out? Maybe it's because he erm... might ...erm... forget what to say without his cue cards!
mikepants2005 4 years ago
'Smile, make good eye contact and say "good morning here's your weekly....shit they've already walked past me. That Soutar is such a cunt"'
digbycoltman 4 years ago
Poxy blue jacket: £12.99
Magazine: nowt
Sales team: minimum wage
Mike Soutar making a twat of himself on YouTube: priceless.
AbbaGabbaHey 4 years ago 3
weak
tomdanvers 4 years ago
great-thats another ad filled rag to avoid.
holestar 4 years ago
He really is taking mental illness to a whole new level.
christlovescrisps 4 years ago
Mike, when you smile and make good eye contact with me it makes me want to lie in the road and get killed.
neilhowie 4 years ago 6
Has that old woman in the pink skirt walking past got Mike Soutar's career in her black binliner...?!
juliane16 4 years ago 2
ha ha ha hahah haha
brilliant
christlovescrisps 4 years ago
"Anyway, we're aware of ShitList now, so thanks for that, Mike - but I still won't be buying it!"
It's free.
boazdisciple 4 years ago
lol what a twat
vanhalen2005 4 years ago 3
what. a .cock.
d0real 4 years ago 5
The last thing I want to see as I'm trudging to waste my life at work in a morning is some cheerfull cunt who thinks he's Timmy Mallet and looks like he's enjoying his job.
By the time he' got round to the "...weekly Shortlist" I'd have already fashioned the magazine with the best cover in the market into a Millwall brick and knocked the cunt out.
kaydubya1 4 years ago 4
Top five ways to completely ruin a new magazine after one issue, by Mike Soutar
1) make a fucking twat of yourself on a video
2) be unable to read simple cue cards
3) Say things like "ooh it's shortlist
thursday!"
4) just be Mike Soutar in general
5) Patronise and alienate your entire distribution team
theforeveruk 4 years ago 5
"Distributed by a good-looking team?"... hmmm - so ShortComings magazine employees people on their physical merits does it?
How lovely of them.
juliane16 4 years ago 2
Blimey, did he go to the David Brent school of sales techniques? Good skills on the subtle autocue reading too. Real good.
SC0RCHI01980 4 years ago
Hubris, meet your nemesis.
eponymous 4 years ago 2
what a knob
mdonor18 4 years ago 2
Sweet Mother Of Christ! What, a 'quality magazine' which treats its readers
land staff as if they are morons? No wonder it's just a bunch of list.
Anything more would be too taxing. When did Britian become a small town in
the mid-West of the US which ignored the real world with a Stepford's
Wife-like glee? I for one will be hip-swerving any kagol-wearing
Scientologists handing ShortLife out every Thursday. I might ecen stop using
the trains on that day. What madness.
fiveminutemile 4 years ago 3
I'm very disappointed in the white van drivers that go past him at 2.28. Any decent van driver would've hurled a half-eaten cornish pasty at him and shouted "TWAT". This country's going to the dogs!
And if I can't get to my train station without some grinning Lithuanian in a trainspotters jacket shouting "GOOD MORNING HERE'S YOUR WEEKLY SHORTLIST", I'll be replying with "GOOD MORNING HERE'S YOUR WEEKLY KICK IN THE NUTS!"
Breathright 4 years ago 2
Sweet windcheater. Where can I get one?
herrdaubs 4 years ago 4
"GREAT! IT'S SHORTLIST THURSDAY!!!"
Ha-Ha - why don't you do the Brent dance?!
juliane16 4 years ago 2
Lead by example... where is your hat?? Also, why don't you distribute it in the same way as Metro? This way, people will have the full choice and freedom to pick it up. It's a good mag, so hopefully it won't be rammed in our faces like LondonLite and Thelondonpaper.
kingofpikeys 4 years ago