NC* Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing (Wii) Review

[Killerthewolfdog]

Modern day Superman 64

[SuperFlameRing]

I've seen nasty comments that were so bad that I swear to god they weren't actually being serious, like they were trying to be a satire or mockery of real trolls.

[Ninetails2000]

The only remotely passable thing about DDI is the generic sounding sitcom background music they make for the games. But then, who actually wants to listen to generic sounding sitcom background music!? At least Phoenix Games gets some nice music for their games.

[classingamer]

DDI isnt even a us company it is in United Kingdom besides it is a disgrace to man kind and should be killed

[SuperFlameRing]

I have no words for someone who uses "gay" as an offense.

[SuperFlameRing]

DDI is the modern day LJN

[LSchoemer]

Their too lazy to make new music huh? Same as Ninjabreadman and Anubis the second

[PirahnaProductions]

I always try to think this is a N64 game to get past the horrible looking graphics.

[superjta59]

DDI Sucks! Of course I can here sarcasm in several parts of this review.

[TheRooster94]

lmao Harry Potter Retard Racing ftw

[32899824]

is harry potter

[burnindriver900]

HARRY POTTER RETARD RACING!!!! YOUR WINNER!!!!!!!!

[Fairytaleprincexy]

I hate this game But you are an asshole!!! talk about the game and not about yourself and how you hate the trolls....

[Blazikenpwnsyou]

DDI has no life. Thank god that I always stay away from those games. I actually saw it next to Sonic Riders Zero Gravity, and thank god that I got that instead of that DDI trash-hole. LEGO Harry Hotter Years 1-4 is better than this.

[GCWiireviews]

when you said dicknut the dragon i spilled my water all over my keyboard laughing

[Virus2020]

you gotta love those guys at DDI seriously

you get to love em so much that you practically want to have sex with them (sarcasm)

Here is my way of expressing love, I get a butter knife and stab them to death while force feeding them my own shit

[pikmin257]

@Virus2020 OH MY GOD, that had me in tears XD

[thewhitetigerpro]

look it's superman 64 but alot more gayer looking lol

[firelord555]

Lol, ps1 games have better graphics

[dannywaving]

@firelord555 these graphics are almost worse than NES

[AnubisMeso]

HAHAHAHA!!! I know that I am seeing these videos a little (really) late after you uploaded them but hell, I have not gotten the chance to surf the internet for a while. I have to say though that this video was hilarious! your more then right about people getting overly pissed cause you dont like the same game they like, its called personal opinion for a reason! but hell, sadly the world is full of people who just dont know how to grow up and take criticism

Keep up the good work :3

[3afterPM]

Waaaaait....this reminds me of another game where you fly through rings.......hm......uh........­........was it...oh yeah! SUPERMAN 64.

[sonicblast2404]

DDI is literaly the whore of gaming they just want to fuck you and take your money >:( i actually buoght ninjashitman FUCK YOU DDI please tell me the DDI website so i can insulting

[Coolboy529]

awesome game!!!! u bitches i <3 DDI FUCK U lololooololol ;)

[jazzman2320]

Billy the Wizard

Pros:

Makes a great gift for someone you hate, maybe your ex?

Disk can be used as a frisbee

Cons:

Self explanatory*

*see pros

[2turbotitaniumxtreme]

The skybox in this game is the only thing that makes me think there could be a worse game out there. 

[64films]

When a game is shit and doesn't deserve to exist, let alone a review, why not rant a little bit?

[Mysteryracerdude]

That was the best rant I have ever heard on youtube. I do feel that people need to stop telling people how bad a review is just because of their opinion on a game. Anyway, I'm glad at least somebody has the balls to review all the shovelware on the Wii.

[Pooky1991]

LOL I love his rant!

[Anthony3PO]

going through rings.....can't miss one....start from beginning....oh no.....superman 64 returns...

[pokemon12ply]

my grandparnets got me this game with my wii my wiimote didint even want to play it so i sold it for $2

[AdamMitchyCat]

DDI sucks!

I think people pick on Neverchris too much. He's not a bad reviewer!

[gurney37]

This game sucks!,

but the graphics are like a PSX racing game: Ridge Racer.

[Schoolzorz343]

Oh my fucking god. I found out the reason why Midway Games Went outta bussiness: THEY. PARED. WITH. FUCKING. D.D.I! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU­CKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

[bioo80]

CRAP TYPO

[bioo80]

Wow, It has the same music has the Platfromers

[UZUMAKINARUTO1907]

"retards will be retards" hahah i love your reviews

[azumban]

hey dont diss the dissers someones gotta do the trollin´ you know

[RadikalRecords]

LOL so hilarious at the end, nice review

[burningember67]

i think that this game will get an 11/10 because of the "awesome" control and "high" frame rate. Plz ddi stop making us kill ourselves with this crap

[burningember67]

notice how there is a version of goku from dragon ball in the bottom left hand corner

[TheKyGuy]

I had to start a new post, since I would go over the character limit.

Anyway, since I like to watch you suffer, I want you to review another "masterpiece" from Dirty Deeds Incorporated: "Kidz Sports: Crazy Golf".

[TheKyGuy]

I agree with you, Chris. There aren't too many games that get a 10/10, and not too many of them deserve them, anyway. Even some really great games aren't perfect, and have a a flaw or two that hinder it from being the perfect experience.

And why do people call others "gay" over things that aren't sexual, anyway? Is it supposed to be cool? People have done the same fucking thing with the word "Jew". I wonder why people who talk like are allowed to have access to the internet.

[windwaker0rules]

LOL...man even if this guy is very angry it still gives the laughter that is pretty much awsome! and plus yes attacking gays just to be a tool is just retarded

[DarkAkatoshX]

"reviews are meant to be a critical analysis, not give you a god damn blowjob"

XFD

[spaminatorz]

DDI games should never sell for more then the price of the disk- and box material.

[DeathSparx]

DDI makes the worst games ive ever heard of, all of there games are horrible, how can they even afford to make more?...

[unknown327]

The reason they can afford to make more games is because of the brain-dead mothers who think that if the cover looks cute, then they think "ITS PERFECT FOR MY 8 YEAR OLD CHILD HURR." Also, Ignoring the fact that the child itself would play this and prolly never pick up a video game controller ever again of because of DDI. DDI's games are supposedly aimed for children, and nobody can stop their dumbass parents from picking one of their games.

[22Videogameaddict]

@DeathSparx  ecause to make there games it only cost about 5 bucks

[unknown327]

OMG WHUT R U TLKN ABUT? THS GAM IZ AWSUM ASDFGHJKLGFDSASDFGHJK. *shot* Yes, usually, the dumbasses that complain about games that are really bad, are prolly 8-12 year olds, You can't really blame them, they are younger than us, OLD school gamers *Hence the OLD* It's just the newer generations perfer new generation games than what we think are good, for exaple, Oldbies admire Megaman 9, but the newer generation will take one look at the game and think, "Ew, it looks ugly, Go away"

[coldkeyes]

I agree this game does deserve a -10/-10

[mayahnati]

I love your sarcasm XD

[b8mb8]

i usually dont see horrible games like this on shelves today. so thats a good sign :)

[tomvilla28]

funny

[sonicfan1984]

whatever happened to your ninjabread review anyway?

[chinezeFURY]

lol, great review!

[kelpoman2]

OMG! I have the same problem on the internet with retards o.o they just complain and complain and use bad grammer and arn't even understandable o.o

[offiicialnewmusicman]

i saw this game at superstore for $3

[Truthfulpietro]

I saw this game for £14.99, along with Klonoa with the same price tag. My recommendation? Klonoa FTW because this game isn't worth £1.50

[spaminatorz]

The second I heard DDI made this, I knew you where gonna butcher it. DDI is the satan of gamers.

[Kelarre653]

I dare say that this game is inspiring.. I am now motivated to make my own game!

Hmmm, now... What to call it?

I know, I'll call it Harvy Porter!

[MadDemon64]

DDI is to the video games as 4Kids is to TV and Uwe Boll is to movies

[Elk810]

This game makes Superman 64 look tolerable.

[00RandomVideos00]

omg i hate this game, i have it....its like a bad N64 game

[KillWario]

Fuck you DDI, you're one of the reasons

X-bots laugh at Wii owners like me.

[gunstar913]

@KillWario yup, wiitards.

[Krakachan]

I agree with that rant you made. A review should be used as an indication of what you're going to get (keeping in mind that there are a few reviewers out there that are incredibly biased), not just to see it get praised or torn apart for the sake of it.

Heck, even I have a few games that I personally find enjoyable that everyone else thinks are average or rubbish.

This game does look cheap, doesn't it?

[TheMikeMachine1]

I played one Data desgin game ever Trixie in Toyland and I just noticed at the end of this game it uses the exact same music as Trixie in Toyland while playing the game

[KawaiiMangaArtist]

when i saw ninjabread man i thought it would suck and i was right

[TheMikeMachine1]

I was talking about Trixie in Toyland also I never played nijabread man beecause I thought well this game sucks because of the box also it's at my blockbuster and would cost 9 dollers to rent

[DrunkRooster]

a race though rings... why does that sound so familiar... WAIT! I know! Superman 64!... They just ripped off one of the worst games ever created. Good job DDI

[villevalo25]

this game is giving me a headache just by watching it

[scorptatious]

Wow, DDI doesn't even try with thier games. They just use the same damned music!!

[bassethoundguru13]

then theres dicknut the dragon. He's flying all around being scary. Oooooh.

XD

[AdpBalla]

Harry Potter ripoff.

everything data design make, they turn it into a ripoff.

examples:

1.Super Kart GP=Action Girlz Racing=worst mario kart ever.

2.Hamster Heroes=Orbs of doom=worst monkey ball ever.

[PuppetMasterIX]

I'd rather have detention with Professor Umbridge than play this game.

[klippklar314]

This game doesn´t deserve a review

[scion171777]

terrible graphics

[sieglines]

wait should i get this or not?

[bolllzack]

... if you do, i hope you don't have anything that you could commit suicide with.

[Danaceb]

I get entertainment with every NC review, thats for sure. Mainly the fact that the Wii has been such a turdfactory is better than comedy. That there are people who actually try to defend such turds is just icing on the cake. If NC finds something worth playing, then I actually have something worth the mental effort to check out and perhaps, buy.

[aleekun]

'Harry Potter Retard Racing', kills me everytime XD.

Why can't DDI just realize the destruction they've caused for the Wii and give up?

[magmadi1]

you are my hero

[Mzege]

man this game looks bad

[redfoxbennaton]

Aren't we all sick of mentaly disabled people? I would like to put them all in a holocaust. I mean c'mon there to hard to cure so whats the point. Here comes the hate mail. LOL. Fresh off the short bus. Thats so funny. It sounds kinda offensive but still a laugh. Hohoho. Swell review neverchris. Those tripletrolls have no idea what they are talking about.

[Pwnzistor]

I don't know if a review on a DDI game is the correct place to rant on youtube etiquette, possibly make a video specifically designed to vent your frustrations about the window lickers.

[neverchris]

My video priorities go:

1. rant and rave about whatever I want

2. actually review the game

Whether other people get entertainment out of it, well, is up to them.

[Visser0x]

Well if you look at it like this 10 people on the development team went took a high school programing class for 2 years then that will make 20 years for total if you think about it.

[Visser0x]

What ever happen to your ninja bread man review?

[TongueSnap]

why do i have this strange feeling that I have played this game before on miniclip.

[rdDolphinX]

I CAN'T STAND THAT CRAPPY MUSIC ANYMORE, IT'S IN EVERY SINGLE DDI GAME!!! PS: I Like your reviews, keep up the good work.

[Elk810]

That's the kind of grade you give games like Shaq Fu and Night Trap. NOT awful games like this that have absolutely nothing likable about them.

[LyokoWarrier1fan]

lol, the wii has great games but it does have a bunch of quick casual crap of 3rd party games

this is a perfect example of a game that makes the wii look bad

nintendo should really make an update to block out all gay games like this one

[ChuckRoast14]

Oh god! They used the same elevator music for every one of their games. Great Review, btw.

[MonsterDany]

Lol. Same music as anubis 2. Fuck DDI

[ainjeldahst]

sarcasm makes me dizzy..

[AtonOFcheese]

i give it 10/10 because its one of those games where its so terrible it makes it amazing.

[WiiL337]

data design better stop making games or somones gonna egg their whole department.

[fluffy2700]

great review man!!

[MonsterDany]

Data Design Interactive reminds me of LJN. All theyr games are a big failure.

[stringanime]

Sin and Punishment 2 will be 10/10. TREASURE wont just make a good Rail shooter, it will redifne the Rail Shooter and hopefully the fact that it's a Nintendo Franchise will raise the sales high enough to get other develpoers thinking that Arcade action is worth checking into again.

[FuckedYourDad]

this is fuckin funny, subscribed definately lmfao

[KillerPlumber91x2]

I'm starting to think they make this crap on purpose just because you review it all so badly lol.

[Nintendoman15]

fucking ddi is bring wii down

[pitismine]

Wow, I actually feel sympathetic towards you. It is stressful to having to tolerate inbread Youtube posters.

[MSkull01]

The sarcasm!  It burns!

[MagnumBill91]

Dicknut the Dragon FTW

[HCSBOMBER121]

ANY GUYS UP?

hi anyone want to chat ZD

[braineaterknux]

I know first-hand how awful this game is, because I got it free with my Wii :(

[Ampy93]

Lol this is like a cash in of a cash in of harry potter XD

[warsman111]

LOL Billy the retard needs a movie. And so does Ninjabread. They would be so bad that people would have to see them.

[Forummaster2]

i smell Uwe Boll movies!

[warsman111]

lol hell yeah i could see a ninjabread movie series.

[Forummaster2]

has to be better than the game at least

[xXyoupooperXx]

lol harry potter retard racing

[jetmanptg]

Hi mate, I have watched a few of your reviews today, but this one is the best. Very very amusing!

I have subscribed to your channel, keep up the good work, very entertaining stuff!

[He11sing920]

This was one of the funniest reviews I have ever seen.

Bravo, dude. I salute you.

[MRWWAYSS]

I Like The Way You Pronounce This Game: Harry Potter: Retard Racing XD, Just Hilarious

[althegamefreak]

the same fucking music!!

[EchoGamer]

What are the other two?

Anubis II and Ninjabread man?

[MRWWAYSS]

You Know, You Sound Familiar For Some Reason...Weird

[RhinoG123]

Because :)

[spam678]

It's just for a laugh

[althegamefreak]

where is your ninjabread man review? i dont see it.

[RhinoG123]

It might have been a joke, but mostly because everyone knows how bad Ninjabread Man is.

[althegamefreak]

yeah i agree the games DDI does really sucks ass.

[RhinoG123]

The only people who like their games are masochistic retards on dope.

[althegamefreak]

i rather play sonic R (sonic R is a bad game but its not all that bad)than this billy the wizard shit!

[mazeofmystery]

im sorry, i had to subscribe due to this review.

best review ever!

[petrcech101]

Then I guess you only have three games (this being your worst)

[garfieldfan11]

DDI SUUK

[MaxTheAnimator1]

lol very true, my dear friend, very true.

[darakong]

LOL! Damn, Chris, your so funny!

[fr1skycat]

I usually like your reviews, particularly Ikachan, old games released on the VC, or Alone In The Dark for the Wii because I find them educational. I find game reviews like this and Anubis II pretty unhelpful because it's pretty obvious games like these suck. All you have to do is look at the back and see the photo of the gameplay to see the game is worthless. Keep up with the reviews as you're a great writer. Thanks for doing this.

[Darkprince561985]

harry potter retard racing for the wii, hahahaha, i love that, you ripped that game apart well and truely, am glad you hate this title so much.

[petrcech101]

The sequel to Ninjabread man has just been announced! Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sarcasm)

[coolestcats]

i hate flamer, btw great review =D

[papercanfly]

this is the funniest review u've done

[DarkArtistKaiser]

Oh you gotta fecking be kidding me THEY USED THE SAME F***ING MUSIC FROM ANUBIS 2 AND NINJABREAD MAN!?

[avenyet]

tell u why because the zool licence was dropped.

[EchoGamer]

What do you want? It's DDI, did you expect something better.

I'm pretty sure they didn't make any new music for Action girlz racing or Rock 'n' Roll adventure.

[DigitalLuke64DD]

"You get to fight Dicknut the Dragon" lol

[thelastgogeta]

Chamber of Secrets (The game) had that but it was actually a great game. The first game (PS1), second (PS2/GCN/XBX) and fifth were great. The third was good but 4 was a flop.

[AtomicLugia]

I give this Game a -10/10!

[iTryProduction]

LOL

i give this peice of shit 0/10 lmao

[pyroburnturhousedown]

thank you for telling us that you hate people calling you gay and btw yeeeuuu awwrrreee aaahh f@g0t and you can goe kill you'are s3lf. r3t@rde

[wealllovepotatoes]

i would post some insult back but is it worth it?

[RhinoG123]

No. He's enough a retard already.

[Elk810]

It really ISN'T possible to write legible insults on YouTube and this guy here only proves that.

[HavikChaos]

Yes, it is.

[Njuman]

Music in this game is the same like in Ninja breadman and Anubis II

[thelastgogeta]

Same with the Reverse side of the boxart.

The same design.

[Onlinemtx]

review? you are just angry!

[SAMSUKKA]

oh my god asddsa

[pencoin]

the wii dev kit is satan

[NicotineAlien]

Damn Chris, I don't think I ever heard you this sarcastic and angry...or curse that much.

[guitargodsr0ck]

its harry pottter

[DEIVION212]

LMFAO XD

YOU ARE FUCKING BRILLIANT!

Best vid you've done yet :D

[maxaboshi]

One reason the Wii's reputaion is low is because they have crappy games like these.

Again, nice review! :)

[hypertreb]

this game just screams DDI shit

[witherspa]

Hey man, any chance you could review "And Then There Were None"?

[warbring1985]

Great review Neverchris you got balls for playing these horrible games lol. And Secondly dont listen to those who bash your work for whatever reason they are just mad because while your editing and making reviews they are trying to still work Windows 95.^^ps..review Alien Syndrome for the Wii^^

[alfredofroylan]

Good review man! and take it easy, some of the guys here on Youtube are just simple trolls taht don't deserve attention. BTW speaking of "perfect" games are you going to review MGS4?? I'm afraid of writting this but ..... I don't think that MGS4 isn't a perfect game. (Oh No the fanboys are comming!!! )

[SWAGshow]

OMG I got so motion-sick while watching this... I think I have to go puke now.

[bashmo]

dude amazing review haha "Critical analysis, not give a goddamn blowjob." haha 5/5

[video64ps2]

damn thats the lowest rating i ever heard damn and this game looks like hell if it was offered to me for free id burn it

[InfernalMonkey]

Oh God I lol'd so much

[chaseedmonson]

dicknut,rofl.fucking 5 starred.