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  • Pardon me ma'am, can I interest you in some Cocoa Puffs?

  • "Like wow, I'm so cleaned up!"

  • Funny how you don't have to pay over $100,000 over time to learn about that Jewish carpenter guy who got nailed up, but you have to pony up that much to hear a 4th rate Sci-fi story.

  • Ooookaaa, so there really is no point in trying to ask any questions, it's all nonsense.

  • Under the Wikileaks "Scientology" section, if you download enough of the stuff, in some of the subsections, will be the "L" rundown processes. LRH claimed, and it is periodically reprinted on the Clearwater "Mecca" church promo, that LRH never supposedly let people who got the Hubbard "L's" spiritual therapy leave the therapy until they had out of the body with visio, thus conclusively proving they ARE immortal souls. But people almost NEVER get full visio out of the body by doing the L's.

  • lol this lady is fucking looney tunes.

  • she cant say anything because if she did it would just pale into insignificance with the other person saying "oh yeah u think you were part of the monitoring beings of this universe & you decided to play small for the sake of humanity etc?". The other person says "what you a god monitor of the universe you got to be fucking joking woman you cant even handle your credit card with Miscavige" Ergo minute by minute you could dismantle all her fabricated wins by analising them & pulling them apart.

  • Pause at 2:29 and look at her face XD

  • L-SCAM

  • Her presentation is quite distracting, so read this transcript and see if you can figure out what she's talking about:

    Okay I did my L setup and I'm like "woo I'm all good, I feel so pure, so cleaned up" and so, um, like, I'm not much of a camera person but, so uh, just like no problems, no.... everything's just kind of done, and said, and cleaned up, and you know I got really stirred up at part of it and then it just got handled, and so I went into my session kind of nervous going "what are

  • they going to say to me" you know, what's going to happen now, what are they going to do to me, right, and so I went in and I learned a couple things, and she ??????? on how to, you know, how to do this process, and we did this process and it was like "oh... my .... god", like I totally.... I wish I could tell you the details but I just signed a thing, waiver saying I wouldn't, but when I realized this thing, it like made me be in such control of it... it made me be handled. It was like "whoa,

  • that's totally up to me", and "I can". And it's um, not a problem. It's really amazing, and you guys totally, everybody has to do this now... just that first thing, that first session that lasted what... 9 minutes? And I'm like 9 minutes, and I'm continuing, now that I know it, I'm continuing to do more and more, so I wonder if there's a confidential place I can keep the paper, where I can remember, cause I really want to continue to, um, think about this, and explore how far reaching this

  • thing, this bit of information is so far reaching, you can't believe it, so I have to keep on like cause it continues to go on beyond and just out forever... it's awesome, it's really awesome, okay, so cut.

    (END)

    She seems far more emotionally attached to the experience than intellectually changed by it. Any good "get your life in order" motivational course can get you fired up about the potential control over your own life... but she can't even explain the basics of it. Chilling.

  • The Ls deal with the reasons why an immortal spiritual being has restrained themselves for eons. That's why this lady is so blown-out.

  • Orly? Tha6t's quite odd, when you factor in not one of scientology's/dianetcs' claims have even been substantiated beyond those 2 words of "it works". 'Reality' by way of agreement makes for the flimsiest 'reality' there is. After all, it only takes one person to cause said 'reality' and its vanishment thereof by not 'duplicating' said agreement. Just goes to show, that "what is true for you is true for you" isnt bound in fact or even 'reality'.

    Ron trolled you and DMmaintains the same trolling

  • I'm not apologist for Scn/Dn...nor do I make any claims about these subjects. I do consider it truly unfortunate that the organization has gone rogue and departed from the intent of LRH's works. As an ex-Churchie and Class IV auditor, I have had lasting wins and insights and cognitions that I wouldn't expect anyone who's never personally studied and/or experienced the subject to grasp or understand. Your point-of-view is understandable, and I respect it...but I disagree with it.

  • You say youre not an apologist nor make any claims about the subjects, yet, you contradict yourself right in the same paragraph. Dude, you can hold onto ron's implanted beliefs all you like, it doesnt change that the problem with Cof$ stems from LRH himself. DM is doing exactly what LRH would have done.Lrh invented the RPF, PTS/SP tech and everything that makes Cof$ distastful to those that continue to exit the cult. Oh, and assuming that I have no first hand experience with both Scn/DN is silly

  • @orbal1

    and the reasons are what?

  • Has she blown yet?

  • Wow, if i didn't know anything about scientology, i would say that this woman is on drugs.

  • It's fine that she liked the auditing. But the fact that she's not allowed to talk about it is the first step in her limitations of thought and expression. Scientology begins it's Orwellian mind control almost immediately.

  • What a fucking nut...

  • she sounds just like Tom Cruise on his famous scientology video

  • Its all very vague and redundant. Two dozen different books, 300 pages long, all the same. Like the success stories are always - "I had a problem and after reading Dianetics it was better".

    PS- Success stories are part of completing a course. No success means no graduation, no refund, take the course again. Yep.

  • LOL, confidential place to write it down? OT levels are supposed to give a person recall abilities. Not supposed to have to write it down....it becomes knowingness translated into beingness. Load of crap, LOL, ever-lasting crap of the world...

  • Lady, do you realize you are not well?

  • every time you need a reminder of just how sick the CULT of scientology is just watch this vid!

  • ..."No you can't talk about that" ;)

    What did you feel?

    I don't know, it was amazing...

    Probably a little electric shock from the e-meter causes this joy! :DDD

    This is not enough for me!

    Doesn't prove anything!

    If you have any questions ask Xenu! :DDDDDD

  • whats the deal here? i just came across this religon..if its so great, why is it a secret from the gen public? do u have to be narsisistic to get in or what?

  • Just keep studying -- from the safety of your home, _not_ by doing any ScientLOLogy. You could become one of these DianADDICTS hooked on Hubbard's giddy myth mazes.

  • You have to be vulnerable to get in. Or rather, you have to be vulnerable to stay. Scientology becomes your work and eventually your family.

    How do they keep you for so long? By putting you through whatever confidential practices make this woman so cognitively impaired yet so sure that she is being benefitted. Once they have made you feel like you are gaining, it's no problem to write more checks.

  • It's amazing how much a person can talk about one thing and say absolutely nothing at all.

  • LRH followers are particularly well versed in said "ability."

  • it was amazing and it changed my life but I can't tell you anything about it or the church will sue me so I guess you just have to pay the church yourself to find out.

    I AM A ROBOT. I FEEL INCREDIBLE. INSERT $100 TO FIND OUT WHY.

  • She's just selling them on the next class... which she's brainwashed to do.

  • she doesnt know any better. she is so introverted and dumb...she is searsching for the answers and truth, what she needs is knowledge of the universe...she needs to expand her mind across the universe and stop being stuck in her head..she cant controll her self yet. she is still un aware.....and doesnt know any better..what is she trying to acheve..what.....she needs knowledge.scientology will make her more mental and create problems in her head.there is no reason for scientology...

  • It's amazing how much can get by you when you get blindsided. The human mind is so susceptible when approached the right way.

    I feel for you, even though I could never truly know what you had to go through.

  • BRAINwashed.

    this has to be seen to be believed

  • she got mind fucked and had a gazm...

  • Wow very scarey........

  • Truly sobering.

  • "Truly sobering."

    Or, for her, just the opposite.

  • You can't tell about it?

  • Sign a waiver?

    Listen to yourself.

    Can't share your faith, huh?

    Doesn't scream cult to you?

    Sad.

  • That's called being giddy. It will pass.

  • She's fucking out of it. She can't even form a coherent sentence.

  • I think she just discovered Xenu... lol. She could have had the same effect watching Southpark.

    If you don't know what I mean search for (southpark +xenu) and enjoy!

  • shes not a scientologist, just a little tipsy

  • Awesome I need I so need that in my life... Like I didn't realize I was free, or happy till someone FORCED IT ON ME... Damn it where'd all my money go.

  • It was great, and I'm all cleaned out, and I can't talk about it, and everybody needs to do it! You can't believe it, but I can't talk about it. It's really awesome.

    Sign me up, here's my cash!

  • poor delusional woman, hope she gets out

  • this wack job is now poorer...thats a good thing

  • SCIENTOLOGY= EVIL DEATH CULT

  • Scientology is an evil cult that is bent on money and greed and should be renounced as a religion and be dismantled ...it is a horrible incarnation that preys upon unwary victims who are generally seeking help and advice on how to live a better life only to be lied to and milked out of all their hard earned money...scientology should be broken up and its leaders thrown in jail for fraud and human abuses

  • Sheeeeeeesh! Scilons are creepy muhfuggers.

  • ".........what are they gonna do to me?"

    i don't know but i bet it will cost a sh*tload of money and involve a

  • religion makes you sign a waiver?

    S C A M and a C U L T.

  • damn right

  • I bet she went external!!!LOL!

    But there's the incident called "The Obscene Dog" with it's just a little bit later than Incident One. And sometimes actually by running it, why you can get the PC into Incident One. The Obscene Dog was a sort of a brass dog in a sitting position and anybody who got around to the front of the dog got caught in some electronic current and passed through the dog to the dogs rear end and spat out. Thetans didn't like this.---LRH

  • Nice! Scientology provides catharsis - now you are hooked and your life is no longer your own! Too bad people don't realize there are so many other ways to achieve this. Its a great method for brainwashing and controling people... I should develop my own system.

  • "It lasted like nine minutes" and probably cost like $20,000

  • what kinda of a religion makes you sign waivers?

  • Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult. Cult. Thank you.

  • I wonder if you can combat the brainwashing if you go in with a negative view. I'm curious as to what they do and would like to see if my mind is strong enough to resist what I know to be BS. But, alas, I am afraid that it wouldn't be and I DO NOT want to end up like this.

  • "Euphoria induced by hypnotic repetetive programming is not uncommon"

    Jason Beghe talked a lot about that fake happiness. (interview clip- v=DZvmvlZM1gw )

    After listening to him describe it and then watching this I am entirely creeped out. Just the idea that there is an organization out there capable of and willing to scramble people's brains like eggs is obscene.

    Tell everyone you know that scientology is not just a quirky, celeb (has-been) infested ufo cult. It's way worse

  • Scientology is great at brainwashing ... as you can plainly see here!

  • She had to sign a waver that she couldnt tell?!

  • They like the way it makes their body feel.

  • The "THING" she's talking about is most likely what they tell you after you are "clear." That of, removing/controlling the thetans and gaining powers. All, of course 100% Bullshit.

  • All this pretense of Sooper Powers, and maniacal laughter too! Well shown.

  • 'THIS THING"?? everything is done..thats for sure..keep secrets from each other....realy....think about it....put the crack pipe down and back away....just keep giving money to this THING.....

  • Euphoria induced by hypnotic repetetive programming is not uncommon. She wants to write down what she has learned, but teh feeling will fade before she can, thereby compelling her to go and be audited again...and again...and again. It is similar to a drug fix, it feels good temporarily, then wears off.

  • She reminds me of someone who's done too much acid.

  • OMFG!! If Scientlogist really wanted to help people they would'nt keep their bullshit secret. They just want to make MONEY - FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD - LRH IS A FRAUD AND A CON ARTIST. FUCK LRH IM GLAD HE'S DEAD.

  • "Gee, I wish I could tell you all about this wonderful experience, unfortunately I signed a waiver, thereby throwing away my first amendment rights to free speech. I guess you'll have to find out about my new found joy on your own!"

    Secret societies are not good for your health.

  • Why do scientologists talk like they are actors on the Truman Show, advertising scientology without actually telling anything about it?

  • God damnit I hate scientology. I'm an atheist who thinks this is one of the most harmful religions I have ever seen.

  • harmfull yes, religion no.

  • its kinda funny that $cientology espouses hatred of psychology, but they use an extremely destructive form of proto-psychology to keep new recruits. damn L ron hubbard you smart bastard! youa re taking all the weak willed peons before i get a chance to get to them.

  • Brainwashed fool.

  • TOTALLY sounds like Tom Cruise...

  • Dude after I was brainwashed I felt a serene sense of nothingness and was ignoratly happy. The sun must fuck with peoples heads in Cali and Florida.

  • Nine minutes to stupid...

  • Did someone say MILF?

  • Actually someone just said "sign a waiver...", you know, the guy below this comment, assuming it'll appear under yours. Semantics FTW!

    But probably! :P

  • Sign a waiver...oh, like literally sign your life away? LOL.

  • lol wut???

  • She sounds like Tom Cruise in that crazy video!

  • It would be soooo easy to brainwash this girl - she's seriously begging for it

  • I was getting pretty fearful of scientology but for every scary, aggressive scientologist(i.e. Tom "Batshit" Cruise) there's probably hundreds like this idiot. Be not afraid, as the late,great JP II would say.

  • As other viewers have commented, she behaves like she's high on drugs. It shows how people get addicted to ever more expensive auditing.

    Thanks for posting.

  • OH MY GOD!

    They imbue you with the Soul of Tom Cruise!

    Soon to be a World of Warcraft collectible, the Soul of Tom Cruise causes random drawn out exhaling bursts of rapturous extreme cheerfulness.

    This chick fails.

  • I did this thing (its called crack) now put the crack pipe down and go home

  • [This witty and very humorous comment removed due to a copyright claim by the Church of Scientology International]

  • A bunch of sick people being "cured" by sick people. Looks like they are praticing mental medicine without a license. I think someone should look into this. Even if they are not prescibing drugs, they are prescibing procedures. Fuck You Sci Fi Entology!

  • Crack cocaine anyone??

  • st session that lasted 9 minutes, cost how much again? ohh thats right thousands of dollars!

  • I thought Scientology improved your IQ and you Communication skills?

    "I wish I could tell you, but I just signed this thing".. Hummm

    "When I realized this thing.. It made me be in such control of it." Uh..huh.. What thing?

    "a confidential place to remember".. don't worry about that.. the Church has all your confidential information.. :-)

    Maybe a little more auditing and you're memory will improve with your IQ and Communication skills. 8-)

    Thanks L. Ron

  • psycho. completely batshit insane.

  • 3/15/08 protest your local Co$

    expect us

  • I think they put LSD in her vitamins! I was waiting for her forehead to crack open for a little bird to come out screaming;"CUCKOO!"

  • ... O M G!

    Failsauce All over her body

  • god is it just me or does watching this shit make anyone else want to smash something.

    What a fucking retard. i seen enemas give simalar reactions. UHHH.. im like... uhhhh so clean.....

  • i am with you on this. something has to be done here. man, money talks. as long as SCIENTOLOGISTS build big churches in towns/cities and stimulate the economy, the authorities seem to just leave them alone. the church adverstises, in such a manipulative way, to draw in people who are yearning to belong to something "big". anyways, if xenu really exists, then can he just blow up the world so we can start all over again?

  • 9 minutes, now thats fast brainwashing, even for scientology nuts

    but then again, she did pay a few thousand grand on it

    worth it, selling your freedom? for this?

    i hope anonymous win the war against the church of scientology

  • shes buying a stairway to heaven right to her last dime)

  • She has the Tom Cruise cackle. Maybe they teach that too.?.

  • 3/15/08 protest your local Co$

  • Oh... My... GAWD... I just totally blew several thousands of dollars on this 9 minutes session I can't tell you ANYTHING about!

    Someone get this chick some Prozac so she can come to her senses.

  • 3/15/08 protest your local Co$

  • "3/15/08 protest your local Co$"

    Don't stop there. Find the next date and keep at it! It's working!

  • "what are they going to do to me"

    probably extract another thousand or so dollars

  • Major Lee Fuckedindeehead...reporting for duty.

  • and thats how you get sucked in

  • I think her brain melted

  • Wonder how much that 9 minutes cost.

  • That must have been some really good crack!

  • The next in a line of "victims". I got $10 on her losing everything in the next three years. Which is too bad because I saw a child in the video.

  • three YEARS... isn't that a bit optimistic?

  • well , what do you know....lol...it's such a great thing , and apparently everyone just has to know .....but she had to sign somthing that stops her from sharing information ? what..?......oppressed much..?...lol.....free speach...out the window....

  • What the heck is she talking about??

  • Is this a parody?Pls tell me it is.If she's for real,her mind is well as truly fucked.She speaks as if on a trip.

  • It appears, based on factual information freely available on the Internet and elsewhere, that the U.S. government also has a responsibility to launch a RICCO investigation.

    It's time for the IRS to release the secret ruling that gave CO$ members and, apparently ONLY CO$ members the right to deduct, from their taxes, all expenses related to "education". For more information on this google "Judges Press IRS on Church Tax Break".

    EXPECT US

    2/10/08

  • Nut Job!

  • Are you waiting for something magical to happen?

  • I'd 5/5 if I could.

  • She doesn't make any sense..

  • criminal cult.

  • Fuck Scientology.  Beer is the only true answer.

  • man i just learned about this fucking freaky cult a few days ago, do these people have a clue what they sound and look like!! ive seen vids on these fucks and they all have them crazy eyes .

  • The very same patterns displayed by this lady are present in most scientologists i've heard talk.

  • they told her about xenu, lol.

  • "Oh..my.. god...!!"

    "When I realized this thing... it like made me be in such control of it....."

    "That's totally up to me... I.. can!! it's.. not a problem.."

    When she talks about "the process".. it sounds like they showed her her G-Spot or something..

  • OMG!!! Scientology pisses me off!!! They are taking people's lives!!!! GRRRRR

  • Why is it that cult members can go on and on for hours and say absolutely nothing. Please...LSD is alot cheaper if you want to fry your brain....f*****g freaks!!

  • lol no shit thats the way i felt the first time i triped on LSD but that 2 has a dark ending

  • looks like you smoked one too many bowls

  • Can someone splice tom cruise laughing like a maniac at key points in this video.

  • wow.. like.. um... uhhh -- you sound like a f*ckin MORON lady!!!! sounds like you need to get a handle on reality!!!!

  • another brainwashed scientologist zombie is born.

  • It's amazing how people will believe whatever they want to believe--once you buy into a system like this it becomes your reality in a really creepy way.

  • And for $1000, your next question is; 'A representative of WHICH pseudo-scientific/religious, money-grabbing, destructive cult would mark this comment as SPAM (and WHY)?

  • And the $cientology "Freak of the Minute" goes to.... can i have a drum roll please...........

    After the minute ticks over the award will defualt back to tom cruise.

  • xenu dot net! Enough said.

  • What a TOTAL FREAK!

  • if its sappose to be such a great thing then why is it such a secret? .... i dont know how they can beleive all thAt crap is they arent aloud to talk about it ... can you say "cult"?

  • I wonder how much the nine minutes cost her. Kinda sad she doesn't realise that she's been taken advantage of for cash....She should read more maybe and see how much of a phoney hubbard was....

  • The really sad thing about people like her is that they're so brainwashed that it doesn't matter how much evidence is placed before them. They will find a way to convince themselves that it isn't real. Scientology does an amazing job in the brainwashing department.

  • delusional.. how sad

  • Fruit.....cake. WOW.

  • did she just say, ''God?'' Are they on drugs?

    crap, there's a kid in the room

  • "The purpose of the suit is to harass and discourage rather than to win...The law can be used very easily to harass, and...will generally be sufficient to cause [the enemy's] professional decease. If possible, of course, ruin him utterly." - L.Ron Hubbard, Magazine articles on Level O Checksheet, American Saint Hill Organization 1968.

  • Watch "Mind Control Cults" on youtube. Anyone who is interested in exploring scientology ought to see it first before going to one of their "machine factories." The video perfectly demostrates in a humorous way how cults control gain control if people aren't aware of the tactics or thinking clearly.

  • Totally smoked!

  • i feel sorry for you lady...the cult is sucking you in

  • fucking nut.

  • OH MY GOD!!!!! You absolute NUFF NUFF!!! How very SAD!!!

  • Unfortunatly for Scientology, the entire foundation of the system is based on the imagination of a science fiction writer. Their greatest succes has been to blind its members from reality!

  • Scientology==Post hypnotic sugestion

  • nicely put :)

  • Sweet jesus LLOOONNEEEYYYYY. I wanna run around the room flapping my arms screaming whoop whoop whoop. Its like whack job central.

  • I feel really bad for some of these people, but a lot of them seem like really decent human beings... they're just lost. All of us are lost, I think they're just scared of thinking for themselves... as most religious adherents are.

  • brainwashing at its finest, oh but its cool, there was a waiver.