Jimmy Carr catches me filming him

[420DRo420ful]

looks like Romney morphing into Nixon on the big screen

[honeymonster147]

Ok... Look everyone knows what he said, can we say some other shit now?

[lawrencestoke]

Stop taking a shit you Pikey?

[mrmalade]

stop taking a shoe bikey

[SirTones08]

it sounds like he says Stop tapeing the show u Paki lol but it is pikey that he saying

[fade2black2610]

"Stop taping the show ya ponce."

[CarlosEnrique408]

stop taking the shoggy pod

[CarlosEnrique408]

stop taking a shoggy pod

[callumvandamme]

he looks like fucking hitler!!

[TheScarfaceNinja]

If you mute and squint your eyes it looks like Hitler giving a speech.

[MagePerform]

Can people not just watch a simple funny video without arguing like 12 year old girls?

[BillieJolene1]

Billie Jolene is a cheap wine drinking, chain smoking, hot mess diva on the lookout for a man. (her bestie pill popping gay friend Bobby Ray is in some of the videos as well) go check it out!

[Jcolinsol]

He didn't get as upset as Neil Hamburger does.

[Kizillia]

What's this, a funny video turned into little bitches having petty arguments in the comments, haven't seen that on youtube before.

[sciences8]

@Kizillia

Fuck you bitch. 

[LosIlluminados]

@sciences8 and thus, his point was proven.

[sciences8]

@LosIlluminados

I was actually being sarcastic. I thought you'd be able to tell...

Notice that he and I haven't had any conversation before, and I was just pretending to be a douche. But, carry on.

[LosIlluminados]

@sciences8 and thus, your point was proven

[klavier285]

I had to look pikey up as I have never heard it used before now

[21quandary]

When out of focus and far away, Jimmy Carr looks remarkably like Hitler.

[fl333r]

@CodedRhythmTalk I support you, friend. You didn't deserve that crap those two gave you. Some people just can't mind their own frickin' business...

But Im glad to see you're doing well in your arguments. Cheers :D

[hrdstylr]

@fl333r fuck off dickhead, your just a dumb as him.

[fl333r]

@hrdstylr Could you elaborate? On Youtube, anyone can be a dickhead. Like you.

Please people. Do remember that we are all human... ignorant douches tend to forget that often, so I remind you.

I did not ever offend you directly, so what's your reason for lashing back so hotly? Sigh. Get your emotions under control. I have anger issues and I have no problems dealing with text. So why do you?

Go back to jacking off in your closet. At least no one'll realize how sad you are.

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@fl333r Thank you, I'm glad someone isn't a retard :)

[fl333r]

@CodedRhythmTalk NP Friend. I do think it would be funny if Jimmy were to say "hi youtube" but I hardly think you deserved all that hate for asking a simple question as to why it would be funny.

Some people never seem to actually realize that a person is a person before shitting. It's like they automatically judge you as inferior...

Just because Bob thinks Joe is dumb doesn't mean that Bob can crap on him... considering Bob might be even dumber... XD

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@fl333r Very well said.

[hrdstylr]

@fl333r hahahahahhaha!! you`d have to be the biggest faggot on youtube. sucking codedrythmtalk`s cock. "np friend"............."glad your going well with your arguments"......."you didnt deserve that". your sticking up for the dude that everyone can see a mile away that he was being a smartass. then had nothing else to say so he worries about spelling. doesnt understand the word "abbreviate". understand?

[MonkeyKing300100]

it would of been awesome if he said "hello youtube" 

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@MonkeyKing300100 How would that be awesome?

[nkrizan96]

@CodedRhythmTalk how wouldnt it? dum fuck xD

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@nkrizan96 You call me a "dum[b] fuck", whilst simultaneously misspelling a word, forgetting punctuation in three different places, and using 'xD' to convey your emotions (judging by that face, I'd say you're currently taking a shit because you're so mad about how "dum" you are).

Fuck off, you little monkey.

[TheKamanick]

@CodedRhythmTalk Oh I do love it when people start pointless arguments and talk like a fucking english professor in order to sound intelligent. Its the internet buddy, grow the fuck up.

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@TheKamanick Also, since when did the internet dis-involve itself from real life? What, do you think the internet is some magical fairy princess land where everyone can be a fucking moron? Jesus Christ, man.

[wilknight12345]

@CodedRhythmTalk Because he knew it would be going to youtube and it would be like he was saying hi to us. That's how, Actually, that would be more of a "trip" than awesome. Touche :)

[hrdstylr]

@CodedRhythmTalk your a fucking loser! good luck with your spelling bee on youtube. hope it goes well for ya. go dig a hole and jump in it faggot.

[CodedRhythmTalk]

@hrdstylr fuck off mate, no one asked you.

[UncleKennybobs]

@MonkeyKing300100 No it wouldn't, you clown

[roknerd101]

i would feel honoured

[fizz113]

@0:13 should be the title of his newest show.

[WenchesandMead]

he looks like Hitler.

[PostmannPatt01]

his portrait looks like Ronald Reagan

[fghfyhgtfdgrdfgcf]

what did he say

[iEditStuf]

@fghfyhgtfdgrdfgcf

"stop taping the show you pikey"

[D413373R]

@iEditStuf i played it like a million times over and all i could hear was "stop taping the show you pot" :/ lol...

[Konstiin]

@D413373R nah it's you pikey.

[G8Born]

mute the vid squint...........fu kin hitler...lol

[tomikoverysexy]

I own many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

[akrock47]

@tomikoverysexy yet you are only a booka!

[2fallenangels]

Pikey! XD one of the classics



[9timesnine]

What is it that he says?

[jimtheadoremorrison]

@9timesnine stop taping the show you pikey

[FliegendeHollaender]

@9timesnine

stop taping the show you cunt

[eriws24]

I ate a big red candle

[skar02]

@eriws24 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

[eriws24]

@skar02 LOUD NOISES

[00Manga0Lover00]

@skar02 i love lamp <3

[theUKatheist]

@00Manga0Lover00 i love.. carpet

[00Manga0Lover00]

@theUKatheist theUKatheist, are you just naming things you see on youtube and saying you love them?

[theUKatheist]

@00Manga0Lover00 i love... i love lamp..

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

[leftovers0]

@00Manga0Lover00

No, he's quoting Anchorman. The greatest movie since that one with the lions. Y'know that one. There's like, a dad lion, and his brother throws him to some wildebeests, and then his son grows up and kills the brother (who was, coincidentally, the boys uncle). Errm... I think it was Batman 2.

[00Manga0Lover00]

@leftovers0 yeah, i was also quote anchorman with a youtube twist the actual line is

"Brick, are you just naming things you see in the office and saying you love them?"

[BritishArrow]

The background image does indeed look very Richard Nixon

[adelby100]

He is brilliant!

[judemunkey360]

Keep pressing 4 and he is definitely like Hitler.

[charlieiscool1000]

Lol he does look abit like old Adolf there dosent he oh dear :/

[v4lkyr]

@judemunkey360

ahahaha

[SarahSauRc]

lol i wonder if hes seen this

[Deevoization]

That's just too funny.

[colindryburgh]

these guys arguing in the comments are fucking hilarious!! trying to use bigger words than each other

[GoFastMcWeasel]

i was at that show and remember him saying that haha nice upload!

[neilswann80]

For a second, I thought he said 'paki'!

[sazaaa123]

Haha, You do know what pikey means dont you? 0_0

[coolmountains25]

block the light on your phone... hello? duh! soo funny that you got totally caught though lucky he didn't kick you out....

[yasmin0147]

I was there and saw that,lol!

[xixroflcopterxix]

d'you mean he looks like H-I-T-L-E-R! Learn to spell you fucking mess! :)

[Mavado89]

@xixroflcopterxix Thats why everyone liked the comment. Because Hitler was spelt wrong and everyone knew that the commentor intended for it to be HITLER.

Simpleton.

[gordthelord12]

@Mavado89 im not sure, he kind of reminds me of Hiter, don't you agree?

[Alksy1]

a thought he said "your pirating" ?

[ReaverInsane]

"Pikey"

Haven't you people seen Snatch? ;P

[GogglesRequired]

And you stopped filming why? Hahaa... Did you go to see him in Norwich?

[UltimateMuseFan93]

Well done....for listening to him and stopping. It's illegal.

[CrackThoseClaws]

@UltimateMuseFan93

PEOPLE SHOULD BE GOING TO PRISON FOR THIS SHIT MAN I TELL YA

[verynice420]

did he just call you a gypsy? lol

[666alberto]

AhAh! it actually seems to be part of the show!xD

(ps: you know you can't film a "private" show, don't you? and less than ever disseminate it on internet xD)

[videochris69]

@666alberto Then HOW ARE YOU HERE ?????? YOUR WORLD IS NONSENSE!!! WHAT CANT BE ISNT WHAT CAN IS. HAHA

[MafiaCoder]

"stop taping the show you pikey"

[chrism4n14]

Funny thing about him looking like hitler.. i have this.. speck on my screen for some reason, and its in JUST the right spot where early in the video its right on his mouth so it kinda looks like he has a hitler mustache hahaha

[badger5079]

@chrism4n14

Stop wanking over your computer screen , you pikey.

[321System123]

@badger5079 oh ,okay then



[PhilClarke1080]

i go to warwick uni, saw him twice last year :P

[PrAggro]

What does he say?

[thetekwiz]

Haha, he looks like hiter in this video.

[nick13113]

@thetekwiz What a hiter? >:)

[inyourscissors]

@nick13113 Obviously it's you, leader of the grammar Nazis.

[nick13113]

@inyourscissors Well, i must insist my name is Max, not hiter. And I did not know there was a group called the Grammar Nazis, was it a branch of Hitler's Third Reich? Was it an unofficial office established in Berlin? what was their objective? Please tell me more of this organization, I am very interested.

[MrForsyth91]

@nick13113: watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM

[nick13113]

@MrForsyth91 oh my, what a wonderful organization :D

[totallykeet]

@thetekwiz HITER? you just made life harder for alot of history teachers.

[MartinJWillett]

@totallykeet Alot is not aword.

[totallykeet]

@MartinJWillett neither is 'aword'

[MartinJWillett]

@totallykeet The difference is that writing a word as aword was deliberate and not a result of ignorance or ignorance claimed to be a mere slip of the finger. A lot is and will always be two words for exactly the same reason why a word will always be two words.

[totallykeet]

@MartinJWillett I know a lot if two words. It was an unfortunate mistake :) But i like the idea that if you deliberately make a mistake its ok lol.

[MartinJWillett]

@totallykeet Oh come on you don't seriously think I'm going to accept that it was a slip of your finger rather than a mistake of ignorance? That is what everybody says when they make exactly the same mistake, the single most common and annoying mistake of ignorance in the English language today. "Jeez it was just a typo, get a life" is the usual response. No, it never is just a typo, it is done in the wrong belief that a word is one word. Not while I have breath in my body.

[kingpharaohtsar]

@MartinJWillett lol omg ped-antic as fuck i dont mean to butt in but fella get a life jayzuz

[MartinJWillett]

@kingpharaohtsar The world would be a much better place if correcting mistakes wasn't seen as a sin and making them a virtue.

[kingpharaohtsar]

@MartinJWillett lol what are 100 iv a mate like u

[MartinJWillett]

@kingpharaohtsar I can understand each string of letters but no sentence or sense can be detected.

[kingpharaohtsar]

@MartinJWillett lol pedantic see

[MartinJWillett]

@kingpharaohtsar It's about having standards. If you want to be judged as slovenly of thought and word and low in aspiration then carry on, but don't expect the world to cheer on your crusade for fucking up as if you were a fucking hero of proudly inadequate expression.

[kingpharaohtsar]

@MartinJWillett lol so ur not a fan of irony then iv a mate like u but he gets realy bitchy when any1 esle gets pedantic hopfully u dont tis a same to do so

[MartinJWillett]

@kingpharaohtsar Is that meant to be English?

[kingpharaohtsar]

@MartinJWillett lol ur funny u say things like that out of irony clearly coz ur english an any british person of any iq knows how our langauge works like it changez with time coz like me ur probly interested in gaelic an old english the roots an like what stephen fry has to say oin the subject u wudnt b dumb enuff to try to insinuate that stephen fry has the wrong idear on english. whats it ignorent people say its the queen english ya right im celt without gaelic there is no english hmm

[MartinJWillett]

@kingpharaohtsar There is a difference between change and degeneration. There needs to be a conservative drag on the language or else people will not be able to make sense of stuff written a mere twenty years previously if people continually glory in novelty for the sake of novelty and abhor being corrected. You are making yourself functionally illiterate by choice. Your grandchildren will not be able to understand what you write any more than your grandparents would. That is not clever.

[kingpharaohtsar]

@MartinJWillett its not about clever or dumb right or wrong it just haopens an if sumthing happens then u cany stop it the more english spreads across the world its gona happen more an more its just sumthing u'll have to get over how do u think we felt when english was shoved down our throuts its change there not right an wrong about it u keep the way u speak if u want but timez a moving read shakespeare in its original old english an u'll see what i mean

[MartinJWillett]

@kingpharaohtsar Shakespeare was writing just before spelling became fixed. He coined many new words, more than anybody before or since, but he had to be understood. He did not degenerate the language, he didn't run words together willy-nilly without an eye to their grammatical functions like a German. He also used punctuation and didn't make his idleness, ignorance and stupidity the problem of his readers. He did not toss aside the rulebook and curse anybody who said he had broken a rule.

[kingpharaohtsar]

@MartinJWillett aya he allso did not write in what u wud call english for1 the grammer is more like gaelic in old english then what we have today its only about 150yr id say that said rules realy seem to matter to the people language being a amazingly natural thing u may aswell try to put rulez on sex clothing an any other short lived human folly in other word just coz u want there to b man made rulez doznt mean there worth anything such is the nature of reality abit philosophical but real

[Sam1878Henry]

@kingpharaohtsar why do you put an "Z" instead of an "S"

[kingpharaohtsar]

@Sam1878Henry thats more about presonal soundz to wordz i guess

[moneymayhem2000]

@MartinJWillett Just hush, their are more important things in the world...

[MartinJWillett]

@moneymayhem2000 Probably there are, and I'm not stopping you getting on with them. Why have you felt the need to break off from your efforts to cure cancer, solve the world's financial crisis and get laid to butt in on these people trying to defend fucking up without being called on it as if that was what made humanity great?

[moneymayhem2000]

@MartinJWillett You remind me of someone /watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs

[MartinJWillett]

@moneymayhem2000 If I cared what you think I might have followed your link.

[jimmyshitbags]

@thetekwiz more like nixon I thought. i don't know which is worse.

[taylerconnoll]

@jimmyshitbags clearly hitler.

[jimmyshitbags]

@taylerconnoll nixon.

[taylerconnoll]

@jimmyshitbags yeah nixon, why not.

[jimmyshitbags]

@taylerconnoll why nixon?

[chenlung1]

LOL he always says that - think he did when I saw him :P

[shadowwolf41]

"and uh, stop taping the show you pikey"

[potheadA]

@shadowwolf41 whats "pikey" ?

[scotzgeezer]

@potheadA Slag for Irish traveler

[ChrisCapulet]

Haha, nice one :D

[guitargilly]

Lol it was a great show! didn't stop laughing!! I wrote a blog about it. check out the description for the link!

[GogglesRequired]

@guitargilly I couldn't stop laughing either.... This one was funny. He signed my programme after the show... What a legend! :)

[xxzoeloexx]

brilliant, i was here at the front :D