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  • OMG!!! Your eyes, i want to kiss you .

  • i dont wont 2 sound simple but i like cows and there moooos i have 2 moooo 2 and i like your fluffy hair

  • Soviet Vodka ! hahaha

  • Russians make good cars... oh wait.. what?!

  • why you hating on russia bitch? Russians would fuck your face in bitch.

  • marina i am from russia tooo my parents are but i am from canada

  • ахахахахахаха!!!!!!!!! ну надо же

  • Тупая овца

  • @sjgd90 avechka.....baaaaaaa baaaaaaaa BAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • я бы тебе в рот нассал дура

  • psssshhh thats a bad as car I would be cruzin down the holly wood strip in that thing if it was mine

  • Why did the cows cross the road? To scare the crap out of Marina

  • Hahahaha, that sounds like Russia, alright! I'll be off to Ukraine some time in the future to visit a wedding, at least. I hope there'll be a wedding cuz I really wanna go. I'm looking forward to the crazy cars. Cultures is interesting. And I know, not the same country, but 20 years ago it was a union so there must be some similarities.

  • i backed into a tree, with my dads truck... i still havnt fixed it. oh well

  • the title gets me already..lol.keeping up appearances tv show.....hey babe i wish you knew bit bout me ,cuz i sure do love all those gorges moments and so much more ...cud you imagine being me/us for a moment with prospective endured..not only perfect but wow,never cud imagine such a beautiful lady,,long ago...i wonder how many been on this orsum ride of your beauty,nothing compares to how i see you,let lone feel.

  • bulls are colour blind

  • Nice car

  • i like the frazzled hair and cows aren't scary clowns are

  • Ice cream :-)

  • THat was funny Marina but the car wasn't ugly that's a very pretty blue it matches your eye's.. ooh a Hot for words anecdote, did you know that 1 out of five farmers has been charmed by his cow!!.

  • That car does not look ridiclious or funny i think it looks nice.

  • Ohhh. I remember Moskovich. My Grandpa had one. Its was a really cool car back then ;D I remeber he had a Lada too ;D good old days. We used to preted that we are driving and it had a transmission behind the steering wheel ;D Yeah . I broked it...

  • "It all comes together in one nice package of a Russian " . . . GIRL ! ! !

  • I would love to see Marina on a episode of Top Gear. Try to get onto the camera in the background while they do "The News". :)

  • Москвич ли е колата? :)

  • @pn3r dam

  • She was way hotter 3years ago

  • @04lody04 3 years, what you expect? you getting older by a minute a second a day everyday your skin/hair become more older/rotten and shit pop up at random locations of your body in mage 12-16 it's mostly the face.

  • One dark foggy night coming home from town next to my home....lots of dairys between me and home..(no small dairys around my town...2000 cows is a small dairy in California Central Valley, well lets say 2/3s of all US pizzas comes from here if you count the tomatos sauce they grow then can as sauce) any way, I was lucky it was foggy and I driving extra slow and I could see large dark shapes looming out of the darkness as my headlights landed on a brown wall in time for me to stop.

  • So u obviously weren't wearing your seatbelts if they were on top of each other...typical blonde

  • Once was chased by a herd of cows while riding my mountain bike in the mountains. Never peddled so fast before in my life.

  • casate con migo

  • you'd think as smart as she is she'd know that bulls don't hate red, since they're color blind...

  • Ты идиальна!

  • you need to make porn

  • I never had a first car "Sniffle sniffle"

  • Those bloody american voice mannerisms do not suit you darlin'.

  • @zaradnydyndaraz hahaha

  • На русском эта история звучала бы смешнее. Может потому как информация поступала бы лаконичнее и быстрее с нужным акцентом.

  • I wanna fuck you in my back seat of my car!!

  • Ale bym jebal :3

  • My first car was a 1989 Dodge Colt 3dr hatch .. white .. ehhh .. I agree with the people saying its "Drive Safely" not "Drive Safe" .. i hate that .. atleast now im driving a 2011 Subaru Impreza WRX hatch .. not too shabby ..

  • I don't believe a single word of this fake history ¬¬

  • Yes exactly like those countries where you can die before you get an appointment for anything major. You also forgot Cuba their great as well. Also I never used the world evil to describe anyone, you did. So maybe your a paranoid loon. A paranoid loon with crappy health care that is.

  • Good point but we are not there yet.

  • Maybe once we get socialism in the US we can all drive exotic baby blue box cars.

  • @vinofiamma, don't you have it already? Obama helped US banks & corporations using your money...

  • @vinofiamma

    Yeah, like in Germany, Netherland, Norway and the rest of Western Europe where it works

    The world is really black and white for you isn't it?

    Meanwhile go cry that that "evil Obama government" stops you from driving a 5 ton truck the size of the Titanic every time you go to the convenience store, because of the "high gas prices".

    Don't worry you paranoid loon. You're nowhere near socialism, not as long as the armed forces get a load of your tax money, instead of your own people.

  • i like when she says "on easter", she would sound so hot if she was american. 1:26

  • weird were did the word cardiology came from

  • weird were did the word cardiology came from

  • BBC sucks...they wont let the US watch their streams!

  • ahahha the best russian car is a jori and a niva

  • i rolled my first car... october 2010

  • cows scare me too. everyone thinks its weird but i swear they look at me funny. like they know how much milk i drink or something and they aint happy about it :/

  • i just unsubscribed. i can't handle this dumb bitches FAKE ACCENT any longer.

  • @Pennywise

    And what exactly made you come here and tell us about this life changing decision?

  • @TheAnimal220 cocaine

  • @Pennywise she from russia

  • @Pennywise shut up virgin

  • @albizu2010 HAHAHAHAHAHA ^ get real. ps your obviously the virgin

  • im just saing stop talking shit and im not a virgin so peace out

  • @albizu2010 LOL yes you are, and if youre not your someone who finally had sex for their first time, and now you feel the need to brag about your patheticness. pshhh

  • Sheeesh.. Barbie >_>

  • you remind me of that girl off my name is earl

  • What's with this constant parade of blond poster women in the featured videos lately? Are some of the suits of YouTube supporters of Aryan Nations or something? This is getting a little annoying.

  • all are watching this because of her boobs!!!!!!!!!!

  • My first car was a 1975 Ford Gran Torino station wagon. It weighed almost 5 thousand pounds, had a 351 Cleveland and my record was13 teenagers in it. Try that in any modern car. The largest car these days is small by my standards.

  • My Ford (English-Anglia) Car was the first and best! She lasted me the three years

    in England. (U.S. Air-Force) . I saved up money as a paper-boy Hudson Dispatch.

    In Hoboken, N.J. England 1965-1967. She looked a lot like yours! (Red).

    I think of the the women and that car. I think of them all. The car that was my magic-carpet. Sorry I could not take HER home with me. Most of all, I am sorry I did not

    Take Terry Moran home with me. Ascot-under-Witchwood! James.

  • how about you first COCK story?

  • In Soviet Russia CAR DRIVES YOU!

  • I actually like the color it is so 1970's. I wouldn't worry about the cows though. They are only a handful, if they are devoid of human interaction.

  • ahem...

  • I miss my first truck. It was a clunker but I got lots of tang in there.

  • no cleavage = thumbs down

  • The Moskvich is cool my fathers was realy uguly but now I miss it.

  • :D that's a funny story

  • I'm not sure to be a Top Gear fan anymore

  • alright this chick is sexy and smart, i get that but honestly can you drop the accent...by this time she has to be doing it on purpose. nobody lives in america this long and still speaks like that...besides mexicans, but that's because they don't give a shit

  • Bulls are actually color blind so the bull must have chased you for some other reason.

  • Oh yeah Top Gear!!!!!! BBc version, American BBC needs work!

  • I still have my first car. Gurreat success!!!

  • she likes cars?! omg marry me!!!!!!!

  • I have come up with a new ending for your videos: "Bye-bye, my dear students, and wear condom!" TA-TA

  • 'love your hair Marina. i really like you better with long hair than short :-)

  • my 1st car was one year older than me lol the hinges on the hood were so rusted they broke so i always had to make sure to secure the front if i ever went driving. the hoses inside the engine were water hoses because they can withstand hot water lol the a/c button was on the cruise control button "re wired" and i had to disconnect the battery every night because it would drain it due to a short. one day driving to jury duty my hood flew off onto on coming traffic talk about scary!!!!

  • I think i could bench your dads old car..lol.

  • My First Car story very simple ((( open the door , inter the car , start engine , accelerate , happy face on my face , speed 120 , left turn , lose control , crash )))

    that was my 2nd car drive :) WooOOooW

  • my first cat was a hot wheels race car!

  • Intelligence is car

  • bulls are colourblind.......

  • GRASP clothing has probably the hottest girl out and she is going to take over.......just search her on Youtube. Search GRASP clothing.

  • What there's BBC America?! xD.

  • actually the bull was chasing you because you were moving, probably, the shirt was a coincidence

  • @haythereitsmegan

    The bull was probably chasing her because she wasn't wearing the shirt... wouldn't you?

  • @Hiraghm, she said she was wearing a red top, which is why the bull was chasing her...Dumbass...

  • @hipcrio2

    Wait... you're not going to believe that it was the top was red, but you're going to believe that she was *wearing* it? kinda selective in your naivete, aren't you?

  • @Hiraghm what are you talking about?!

  • А мы-то думаем, почему на западе такое представление о России...

    Браво!

  • @Svetelik О да) о России они знают больше нежели о Казахстане, все про Бората вспоминают и говорят что он смешной.

  • @eroxauka  Понимаешь, Борат - это их собственный продукт, а тут....

  • first car 87 honda crx si... few months later doing 75 on the interstate front left wheel fell off... shortly after that traded it for a drum set.

  • ouh .....i love u

  • Marina! I would like to see you as a guest of Top Gear as a "Star in a reasonably Priced Car". I am absolutely sure that they would love to have you.

  • Oh my god Top Gears awesome, too bad i don't have a car yet to share a story.

  • Marina I Love you! what was that you said??

  • In Soviet Russia, cars drives you!

    God, Yakov Smirnoff is rubbish. Russians must get that kind of thing all the time in America.

  • TOP GEAR IS MY FAVORITE SHOWWWW!!!!!

  • this summer i was visiting family in Moscow and Mozhaisk and on the way from the airport to my aunts apartment we took a taxi... I had just finished driver's ed and new the rules of the road in California... I still question how the people in Russia don't get into more car accidents than they do, because having 3 Lada's in one lane side by side was totally normal for everyone...

  • It is not carrum, it is carrus. Carrum is in the neuter, but the actual word is in the masculine.

  • What you should have been driving was a 1998 Cardi Carara. A beauty driving a beauty!

  • my first car is siting in an impound lot...damn parking meters. :/

  • when i was wearing a red top.... and nothing else....

  • I*d love to drive her,in her car.the back seat ride specially,if you get wat i mean,...

  • wtf is she saying thats anoying

  • oh i forgot... 89 buick lasabre, 3.8 engine, nice engine to work on, dependable car, no major story...just loved my first experience of freedom. And i love your long blonde hair! ;)

  • my first blew up

  • Dear Marina, Thank you so much for this video. After seeing your 600th video I was scared. I though maybe you were blackmailed into doing your video before this one. This is the Marina i love. xoxo miya kiska

  • My first car was a Toyota Camery '94 which I worked hard to buy from my mom... Sadly I had to move down to Florida in the summer last year and was told I should go a back road in North Carolina to avoid the traffic on the major interstate and got in an accident half way there. My favorite car was gone and I have been dying for another of the same year ever since.. :(

  • haha soviet cars r so cute n small...i dont think i can fit inside seriously lolz

  • @szewei85 too fat?

  • @Seferot228 haha mayb =P

  • Eh you mention that 'carrum' is from Latin but are kind of vague about 'karros'. I suspect it's is from ancient Greek. The Romans stole a lot of words and culture from Greece but get all the credit :P '-us' and '-os' are common greek word endings.

  • my first car never made it out of the window display.

  • You are super smart and beautiful !!! I'm only there were more girls like u :D

  • When I got my first car 97 Ford Ranger, A month after I got it I actually hit a cow I felt bad, but sense they frighten you I'm glad I hit it. Ice Cream would have made that situation way better though.

  • Россию мать ни за что не отдам - смерть буржуям! Да здравствует товарищ Сталин! Ладно шучу)

    Но всё равно - америка это страна потребления и деградации...

  • @IbrownrussianbearI Сраная Рашка катится в сраное говно

  • @Seferot228

    Вот ты как я вижу уже в дерьме... подлечи голову!

  • @IbrownrussianbearI как ты можешь видеть где я?это скорее тебе надо.

    " америка это страна потребления и деградации." А рашка значит страна экономии и процветания?

  • Thank you very much for posting such a DECENT video after a long time. Now I can show this video to my young students without any embarrassment! You, Ms Maria, look fantastic even without having to be 'exposed"! I mean it!! Thanks once again!!!

  • @boncku Thanks! Who are your students?

  • @hotforwords Thanks! My students are of all levels -- from 6th grade to intermediate level. In addition, my old students, now professionals, often get back to me with some doubts and I usually advise them to consult dictionaries, read some useful books, follow some language learning websites and watch videos on Youtube, especially yours. (And I felt sorry when the videos which had been very suitable for all ages, were not recommendable any longer. Now I'm happy that they are back on track!)

  • @boncku isn't her name "Marina"?

  • @12345678909269 Yes, you're right; sorry, that was a typing error. Thanks for correcting me!

  • my first car is the one im going to fuck you in

  • @leerey14

    Grow up.

  • I love having my blonde bombshell back! Love my teacher...want to marry my teacher!

  • Hey Marina if you wanted to know for sure if your little Moskvitch is up to the rigors that Clarkson and May put it through there was a bit done a couple of years ago called: Top Gear - Have The Communists Ever Produced A Good Car? Part 1 . You may have seen it, if not it may bring back more memories, and laughs, mostly laughs!

  • @cragmac1000

    Tatra T603, Definitely a good car. Jay Leno has one and he loves it. Not that exact model, but he praises Tatra's engineering ideas.

    Screw Clarkson. He is spurting out a lot of BS in most of his reviews. His opinions are highly subjective.

    Btw, those old Ladas still run 30 years later, which is more than you can say about French,Italian,Japanese or even German cars. An Italian car lasts 10 years and is ready for the junkyard.

    The GAZ V8 was impressive.

  • When you said your first car looked like a chariot, somewhat I was expecting something like in Cinderella, silly me :(

  • 0:59 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

  • @Nightmare1324 I ma happy it made you laugh ;-) Come back to my channel again soon xoxo

  • Where does the word tuition originate?

    I know it is used to describe what we pay for instruction at schools and, also to describe instruction, but where does it come from.

    mark@sandrum.com

  • Uh . . . this video had a serious lack of boobs.

  • WAIT ! they have ice cream in russia?

  • @7t6e354r It falls from the sky up there

  • @7t6e354r Imagine that?! haha only one kind though ;-(

  • @hotforwords let me see.you could have any flavor as long as it was vanilla.

  • @hotforwords No Marina there wasn't one kind of ice cream, Russia has ice cream imported from Western countries just like any other civilized nation.

    And one more thing Marina, I like your videos, but I don't like how you always make Russia, your own country (which I've been to many times because I have relatives there), seem like a frozen, backwards, hellhole, just so that you can seem funny, and it is quite offensive to many people, so please, stop that.

  • @hotforwords i love you <3

  • @hotforwords XO..... люблю тебя, моя российских принцесса!

  • @TheCasinohustler Love you too!

  • @crist94 yea, pretty handy

  • сосать меня сукой

  • @psycosid666 google translate fail.

  • @Seferot228 what's your problem ?

  • @psycosid666 отсоси у меня сука. is how you should write it. No,what's YOUR problem?

  • @psycosid666 you didn't answer me , what's your fuckin problem pussymouth ?

  • Sorry to post off topic but I have a video the seriously needs a "strong" educational lesson from you. watch?v=9FVsxrsmNCI

    Don't know if you'll see my request or have time to do it, but you're the only one I can think of who has the qualifications enough to put this bad argument in its place.

  • I don't get 'BBC America'..

    It basically just say's British Broadcasting Corporation America.. :L 

  • I love Top Gear too! and you're pretty fineeee

  • 7 ppl in a tiny Russian car xD haahaahaa.

  • Your first car was awesome

  • My Dear Hotforwords, I was wondering if you can talk about Russia? I have a girl that I am wrtiing to for the last year. I would like to find out more information about her village and culture. We are hoping to find a way to have her come to usa so we can get to know each other and maybe get married. she lives in Cheboksary republic Chuvashiya Russia 428022. I have very strong feeling for this lady. You make me think of her when ever I see or hear you talk. thanks, dalwood@live.com