one of the best most creative comedy bits of all time . if i ever met this man i would thank him personally for this bit alone. First time saw it was on shrooms or acid i dont really remember but i do remember crying of laughter on the floor.
@RoytonValeAFC could be,but the rhyme doesnt explicitly says dat its an egg..throughout the ages scholars and others alike hv come up with ideas that maybe humpty dumpty was a thing,a person and what not but the most popular was that its an egg,sooooo...the truth is i dont know,we just hv to agree to disagree...
@tpstrat14 Jesus christ is real and you should make him you lord and savior. Repent to Jesus and pray daily to Jesus christ. You will meet Jesus someday so build your relationship with Jesus. God love you forever
@bass109 Now, you see, that's the kind of Christianity that is an influence for good in the world. Unfortunately, there is the opposite type, which you expressed earlier. You will do no good for the world by telling people to believe or persish. There is nothing to lose in this life, only everything to gain.
"If your surname is Dumpty, DON'T CALL YOUR FIRST-BORN HUMPTY! How much of a stigma is that? For a boy that's ALREADY an egg, he'll have the piss ripped out of him! He probably jumped off that wall." XD Ricky Gervais = comedy genius
Well he's a writer, not a stand-up. That's why he repeats the same routine. It's great writing but he couldn't write this week in week out like a lot of comedians on the circuit do.
Anyone who's ever mended an egg, knows you'd never get an needle through the shell, you'd use glue, of course. So, definately, the horses would be able to lend a hoof, so to speak..
I never even thought about that, how do we even know that humpty dumpty was an egg? Did the first person that wrote the story about him also illustrate it, or was he in other stories at the time that mentioned he was an egg? Or did recent illustrators just decide to cast him as an egg?
Because if he had originally been a human, falling apart into different pieces would have probably been too gory for a children's tale.
After I saw this a while ago I went and looked it up, and what I found was that apparently the Humpty Dumpty rhyme was a riddle, and the answer to the riddle was that Humpty Dumpty was an egg. (I guess without the trappings it's: "Item A fell off a wall. The most powerful forces of man could not put it together again. What is Item A?- An egg.")
Humpty Dumpty is (surprisingly) the story of a massive Royalist arterilly piece in the English Civil war. they put the gun up in a tower. tower collasped gun broke up, the Kings men couldnt put it together again.
But there's a thought, if you actually sing the rhyme about humpty dumpty, nothing is actually mentioned about him being an egg. o__o Nursery rhymes are fucked up...o__O;;
But omg! this vid is brilliant! Pure genious! xD thanks for uploading! 8D
Omg you freak...what are you on about..."satan commands the wicked to torture their children" etc etc
Why are you saying that as if it as fact? As if to say "look see, it says it here so you are wrong to do it". Fucking hell man, it could say the exact opposite thing in some other religion, and they would have an equally pathetic basis to argue their opinion. Use your brain dude, yes we are a smart spieces, and it saddens me to see 'smart' people with such a strange blind belief.
I'm sorry, it's a bit lame question. I'm not English or American, I only learn English in the school, and I understand the whole video, except one sentence. And that's after he says: "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fatch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown...". And here comes that sentence. Can someone write it down to me?:-D Thanks a lot.
yes, follow the crowd, cause if you don't love ricky gervais like everyone else on earth the thought police are going to smash down your door and shove rats in your eyes. Seriously, is it that hard to accept that no one cares about your opinion?
why the FUCK does it make him a sheep if he is the one who watches videos that he ENJOYS rather than watching videos so he can complain so that that little interaction will waste a little more of his useless existence. its called YOUtube, YOU can watch what you want, stop complaining!
humpty dumpty is actually spose to be a riddle, everyone nowadays knows he's an egg but if you listen carefully that part is never actually said, you were spose to guess what he was.
I looked this guy up cuz people were saying on a Frankie Boyle vid that this guy's better. He had me belly laughing with tears in my eyes for half an hour after the video ended!
The rhyme does not actually state that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. In its first full printed form in 1810, the rhyme is posed as a riddle and exploits for misdirection the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteeth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person; the riddle being that, whereas a clumsy person falling off a wall would not be irreparably damaged, an egg would be.[1] The rhyme is no longer posed as a riddle, since the answer is now so well known.
I heard though, that during a recent archeological dig at the north pole, a version of the riddle dating back to 150B.C. was found, in wich Humpty Dumpty is described as an alien lifeform that crashlanded on earth.
'know one' or 'no one' ? And George who? Burns? Bit sill trying to compare stand-up comnedians since they all specialise in different genres and are good/bad in their own way. Originality and delivery are key.
when i first heard this i was laughing so hard it was ac tually painful and i started to get scared then he started saying all that shit about if your son was an egg dont call him humpty and i swear i thought i was gonna die lol
well carlin is funny but i still love ricky he is the best hands down. i mean ricky is the number one and like i said before if you dont like ricky then you dont need to see him
ya its just your opinion but personally i think he is funnier then any other actor on this earth and you can like who you like an ricky gervais fans can like him.
Now I'm not arguing that Gervais is lame, but Dane Cook and Jeff Dunham?! When has ventriloquism EVER been funny? Please, watch a real comedian: George Carlin.
Yes, shame on you. George and Ricky are entirely different styles of comedian. Like comparing a singer with a painter. Comedy comes down to one's individual sense of humour once you're above a certain level of originality and delivery.
Wow man! your critical knowledge knows no boundaries!! I wish I was as clever as you!! If I was gay I would be with you so you could educate me haha :-)
If you are not gay, why did you make overtures toward me and, having been rebuffed, now obsessively stalk me all over the web? The only education you need is a few sessions with a good psychiatrist, mate.
no this is it......
jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
jill forgot to take the pill
and now they have a daughter..
fairhillnorrie 17 hours ago
John Hogarth WHAT AN EGG!
Pikey72 4 weeks ago
Ricky Gervais <3
Genius
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LOL... made me laugh hard... thanks for sharing this video... :)
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very very good. love this
makeiteasyable 1 month ago
insane!
12TabulaRasa12 2 months ago
i sen't them to mend an egg!
ARE YOU MENTAL?!
bobbymeda 2 months ago
GENIUS
AA38063 3 months ago
one of the best most creative comedy bits of all time . if i ever met this man i would thank him personally for this bit alone. First time saw it was on shrooms or acid i dont really remember but i do remember crying of laughter on the floor.
duffmanjon 5 months ago
I think the moral to humpty dumpty is that the one in charge can't fix everything
tankkiller365 8 months ago
"How's the baby?"
"It's an egg. Just an egg" lmao
FebruarySoul 8 months ago 2
Humpty Dumpty was a riddle. The answer was that he's an egg
jossjoss40 9 months ago 4
@jossjoss40 humpty dumpty was actually a canon,not an egg
mdnoorfairouz 8 months ago
@mdnoorfairouz Type humpty dumpty into Google Images. He's an egg.
RoytonValeAFC 6 months ago
@RoytonValeAFC could be,but the rhyme doesnt explicitly says dat its an egg..throughout the ages scholars and others alike hv come up with ideas that maybe humpty dumpty was a thing,a person and what not but the most popular was that its an egg,sooooo...the truth is i dont know,we just hv to agree to disagree...
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Such an english knob
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Such an english knob head
861ally 10 months ago
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LOL!
i love seeing someone take the troll bait!!
NaviGill3000 1 year ago
oooooh the egg the egg
lilpigmc 1 year ago 3
RICKY GERVAIS IS THEE FUNNIEST PERSON EVERRR(;
xgymnast99 1 year ago 5
Watching this now on C4. PMSL!!
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tpstrat14 9 months ago
@bass109 Jesus Christ is not real. If he IS lord though, then he's the same as Allah, God, Buddha and any other God you can think of.
tpstrat14 9 months ago
@tpstrat14 Jesus christ is real and you should make him you lord and savior. Repent to Jesus and pray daily to Jesus christ. You will meet Jesus someday so build your relationship with Jesus. God love you forever
bass109 9 months ago
@bass109 Now, you see, that's the kind of Christianity that is an influence for good in the world. Unfortunately, there is the opposite type, which you expressed earlier. You will do no good for the world by telling people to believe or persish. There is nothing to lose in this life, only everything to gain.
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pimpymcdougall 7 months ago
@bass109 Prosletyzing on a Ricky Gervais vid comment section? What a twat.
pretorious700 7 months ago
genius
victormusictechnique 1 year ago
I love the way he dresses.
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YouTubbyComma 1 year ago
"If your surname is Dumpty, DON'T CALL YOUR FIRST-BORN HUMPTY! How much of a stigma is that? For a boy that's ALREADY an egg, he'll have the piss ripped out of him! He probably jumped off that wall." XD Ricky Gervais = comedy genius
domaug 1 year ago 2
HE'S ALREADY AN EGG!
BroWhatever 1 year ago
"if your ser name is Dumpty...don't call your first born Humpty!" Haha Ricky Gervais is definitly a comedy genius
animerox1995 1 year ago
@animerox1995 surname*
Dynamite9500 1 year ago
Humpty Dumpty was written about a cannon that fell from the battlements in my home town, Colchester.
clownclown3 1 year ago
@clownclown3 I've heard that theory. I also think that the "horses" were actually cavalry soldiers as opposed to foot soldiers ("The King's Men").
assilembrandywine 1 year ago
Well duh.
secretsantaone 1 year ago
"It's obvious, they haven't got the dexterity!"
noonav 1 year ago
Well he's a writer, not a stand-up. That's why he repeats the same routine. It's great writing but he couldn't write this week in week out like a lot of comedians on the circuit do.
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KarreLathem78 1 year ago
he did the same exact routine for hbo now im pissed
Kevinioto12 1 year ago
Yeah, I've seen him do the same stand up routine many different times.
TruePieceX 1 year ago
Anyone who's ever mended an egg, knows you'd never get an needle through the shell, you'd use glue, of course. So, definately, the horses would be able to lend a hoof, so to speak..
gavinpauley 1 year ago
Comedian Gary Gulman stole this joke from Ricky Gervais
Bear4010 1 year ago
"Probably jumped off the wall" rofl
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BASELFIELD01 1 year ago
LOL "If i had to design a perfect egg-crushing device, it would be a HOOF"... OMG almost shit my pants
gabopat 2 years ago 5
Lol favorite parts were when he was like
" i sent them to mend an egg"
"Are you fucking mental!??"
And
"here read this"
"fuck...."
Dudebot58 2 years ago
DON'T SIT ON A WALL IF YOUR AN EGG PEOPLE !!!! Hahahaha
Pinklady1990P 2 years ago 4
i thought it meant hat too
jellybobish 2 years ago 2
@jellybobish haha me too!
SkarzieChannel 2 years ago
oh my gosh i love ricky gervais XD <3
Jcrystal92 2 years ago 11
Still funny
akame28pewpew 2 years ago
LOVE THIS ITS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! Even after a few months.
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spethkasey 2 years ago
are you fucking mental ?
0Pontifex0Maximus0 2 years ago 5
It was Lewis Caroll that made him an egg in Through the Looking Glass (the sequel to Alice in Wonderland)
pixi6666 2 years ago
humpty dumpty was actualy a famous cannon that fell off a castle and shattered, but dont how it came to be known as an egg
petewattie1 2 years ago
WRONG! That's actually some shit someone made up.
OktoberSunset 2 years ago
I never even thought about that, how do we even know that humpty dumpty was an egg? Did the first person that wrote the story about him also illustrate it, or was he in other stories at the time that mentioned he was an egg? Or did recent illustrators just decide to cast him as an egg?
Because if he had originally been a human, falling apart into different pieces would have probably been too gory for a children's tale.
bryguy95 2 years ago 4
bryguy95:
After I saw this a while ago I went and looked it up, and what I found was that apparently the Humpty Dumpty rhyme was a riddle, and the answer to the riddle was that Humpty Dumpty was an egg. (I guess without the trappings it's: "Item A fell off a wall. The most powerful forces of man could not put it together again. What is Item A?- An egg.")
bKiwiD 2 years ago
Humpty Dumpty is (surprisingly) the story of a massive Royalist arterilly piece in the English Civil war. they put the gun up in a tower. tower collasped gun broke up, the Kings men couldnt put it together again.
marinoshulagreise 2 years ago 8
@marinoshulagreise: i heard the same thing
cartanrider 2 years ago
or thats what i heard anyway
marinoshulagreise 2 years ago
dont fuck around with sluts or you'll get your head caved in.
steeshlad 2 years ago 90
My stomach hurts and I have tears in my eyes. So hilarious!
Darrel78 2 years ago 33
' certainly don't send all of them....its gonna be chaos '
i love his face at 2:49 he looks so worried and disturbed!
Gervais is amazing. Saw his Science tour at Portsmouth a few nights ago, cracking evening- he was on top form.
retroboy90 2 years ago 6
wow didnt know he was doing another tour!
gringolazlo 2 years ago
Lmao his face at 1:15 "fuck.." was classic, such a funny little extra bit he threw in.
FreeInquisition 2 years ago 5
1:14 rather.
FreeInquisition 2 years ago
probably jumped off the wall
Wardy1000 2 years ago
Ricky Gervais
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xxEvieEvieEviexx 2 years ago
Where in the rhyme do they mention that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
jacksy1980 2 years ago 2
pictorial evidence.
gringolazlo 2 years ago 3
'look read that,' (looks up) ' fuck'
so good
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whitford6 2 years ago
"it's just an egg"
Renoexplainsitall 2 years ago 5
drinking carling eh ricky//// ouch.
mark1800 2 years ago
LOL Humpty Dumpty committed suicide off the wall and got his shit ruined by the king's horses...
hk86 2 years ago
This is probably my favourite comedy piece ever. Ever, ever, ever.
xDD
HannarghhSaysAhoy 2 years ago 4
"I'd go once right, there was an egg that could climb walls."
Funniest man in the world <3 <3 <3
xnimrodx 2 years ago 5
"HE'S ALREADY AN EGG!"
shhhhhhQQ 2 years ago 5
pure genius, only gervais wud point stuff like dat out LOL
ajm6665 2 years ago 2
never laughed like that. never never never. its the funniest bloody shit on heart.
what if french are comin? where are the horses? What? i send them 2 mend an egg.. R U MENTAL? R U MENTAL?
totally hilarious, totally genious
cimenadimanico 2 years ago 4
"he probably jumped off the wall"
oh man.. i laughed so loud, the entire lounge was looking at me
iMPERiOUS 2 years ago 7
"He probably jumped off the wall"!!!! LOL XD!!!!
helohsn 2 years ago 3
wtf
KercadoJr 2 years ago
Piss off.
LogicInc25 2 years ago
Oh My God! I'm almost crying with laughter!!
But there's a thought, if you actually sing the rhyme about humpty dumpty, nothing is actually mentioned about him being an egg. o__o Nursery rhymes are fucked up...o__O;;
But omg! this vid is brilliant! Pure genious! xD thanks for uploading! 8D
NikiPaprika 2 years ago 3
genius even...
lt08219 2 years ago 2
Aye, sorry for the typo! Thanks! :3
NikiPaprika 2 years ago
wtf is up with this jew hater the whole fucking quran is bullshit.
Choo69 2 years ago
Omg you freak...what are you on about..."satan commands the wicked to torture their children" etc etc
Why are you saying that as if it as fact? As if to say "look see, it says it here so you are wrong to do it". Fucking hell man, it could say the exact opposite thing in some other religion, and they would have an equally pathetic basis to argue their opinion. Use your brain dude, yes we are a smart spieces, and it saddens me to see 'smart' people with such a strange blind belief.
wayn0uk 2 years ago
"Once right, there was an egg that could climb walls!!"
ahahahahahaha
fourfives89 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahha oh my god..that was too funny. "dont sit on a wall if your an egg" AHHAHAHAHAHA
conley998 2 years ago 4
"Don't fuck around with sluts or get your head caved in"
too true too true LOL
MrHandsome3124 2 years ago 6
You're a moron. Still to Al Murray...
lt08219 2 years ago
What's Al Murray got to do with what I said?
MrHandsome3124 2 years ago
isn't this the guy on grand theft auto IV
he sounds a lot like him
nickelbackhero19 2 years ago
yepp. He did Stand up at the Split Sides
doomsk8er 2 years ago
Ricky Gervais was indeed featured in GTA4.
fullhowl 2 years ago
I'm sorry, it's a bit lame question. I'm not English or American, I only learn English in the school, and I understand the whole video, except one sentence. And that's after he says: "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fatch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown...". And here comes that sentence. Can someone write it down to me?:-D Thanks a lot.
DHOPW42 2 years ago
"which i later learned meant his cranium. I just thought his hat fell off or something. And Jill came tumbling after."
onioni 2 years ago
Thank you very much!:-D
DHOPW42 2 years ago
..and jill came tumbling after?
conley998 2 years ago
"If I had to design a perfect egg-crushing device, it would be a hoof"
LOL
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nickelbackhero19 2 years ago
I dont understand why people would take their time to watch something just to complain. Some people must have really sad boring lives.
Ricky Gervais is a God. (For the record)
rdautenhahn 2 years ago 55
@rdautenhahn I agree !!
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haha. i commented before and i got such a good reception. ill comment again
humpty dumpty is a nursery rhyme, not a fable
there isn't supposed to be a moral to it
way to fail again, fatty gervais
barty417 2 years ago
jealousy makes you a little man
vutEwa 2 years ago 4
Well he seems to be making people laugh... unlike you
poossum12345 2 years ago 8
get a life
why did u watch this if u dont even like ricky gervais??
domwr22 2 years ago 8
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humpty dumpty is a nursery rhyme, not a fable
there isn't supposed to be a moral
way to fail again, fatty gervais
barty417 2 years ago
oh F off he is funny a fOck and fable or rhyme not a fail
groovergabe 2 years ago
oh yeah thanks,u've made me realise the whole sketch isnt funny... oh wait
rickcoley 2 years ago 2
what kind of twat writes that comment??fuck off and get a sense of humour you boring cunt.
ghostdeini 2 years ago 3
oh shoot, and i laughed and everything...if only i KNEW!
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LamKoodle 2 years ago
You hate him? So why are you watching his videos you sad little cunt.
GamerJamer 2 years ago 6
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LamKoodle 2 years ago
yes, follow the crowd, cause if you don't love ricky gervais like everyone else on earth the thought police are going to smash down your door and shove rats in your eyes. Seriously, is it that hard to accept that no one cares about your opinion?
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LamKoodle 2 years ago
So I'm a sheep for not caring what you think? You're contradicting yourself my friend
breeeegs 2 years ago 5
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Okay, cunt.
iMPERiOUS 2 years ago
why the FUCK does it make him a sheep if he is the one who watches videos that he ENJOYS rather than watching videos so he can complain so that that little interaction will waste a little more of his useless existence. its called YOUtube, YOU can watch what you want, stop complaining!
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i dont know wghat you just said, but fuck you you cunt
really, i hope yiou die
YevgenyKahnflop 2 years ago
what kind of a sad little cunt picks up on stuff like that? Its comedy you dick not a documentary about fables.
GamerJamer 2 years ago
are you mental are you fucking mental! lol..
dont get on a wall if your an egg!!
he probly jumped off the wall lol.. those 3 made me laugh so much!
tommoo25 2 years ago 3
humpty dumpty was a cannon!!! it was sat on a hill in colchester
swebbo 2 years ago
...did it fall off?
lucyinthesky16 2 years ago
i reckon
swebbo 2 years ago
Dont normally like ricky gervais but this is pretty funny!!
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Yeah, we'll do that. Then we will spend all looking up 9/11 conspiracies at work.
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barrensmusic 2 years ago 7
humpty dumpty is actually spose to be a riddle, everyone nowadays knows he's an egg but if you listen carefully that part is never actually said, you were spose to guess what he was.
eager222 2 years ago 4
I looked this guy up cuz people were saying on a Frankie Boyle vid that this guy's better. He had me belly laughing with tears in my eyes for half an hour after the video ended!
HittokiriBatosai 2 years ago 3
No no. The horses were made into glue obviously.
8^)
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That's an interesting post monkeybars101. Thanks. Whenever I need a good laugh I watch this clip! Cracks me up every time! (no pun intended!)
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The rhyme does not actually state that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. In its first full printed form in 1810, the rhyme is posed as a riddle and exploits for misdirection the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteeth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person; the riddle being that, whereas a clumsy person falling off a wall would not be irreparably damaged, an egg would be.[1] The rhyme is no longer posed as a riddle, since the answer is now so well known.
monkeybars101 2 years ago
I heard though, that during a recent archeological dig at the north pole, a version of the riddle dating back to 150B.C. was found, in wich Humpty Dumpty is described as an alien lifeform that crashlanded on earth.
jsoutine 2 years ago
Humoty dumpty is actually a cannon from the siege of colchester, it was up high and shot sown, hence humpty dumpty had a great fall.
jdowman31 2 years ago 4
I bet you're a riot at partys.
RighteousBrother 2 years ago
Hahaha..youtube comments rarely make me laugh like i did
heycharlieathome 2 years ago
shut the fuck up its funny.
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I could be wrong, but I believe Humpty Dumpty was an old, old wooden ship, used during thee Civil War era.
Reuffeo 2 years ago
I just copied it from wiki. Who knows the real reason, maybe it is just: don't sit on a wall if you're an egg.
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Reuffeo 2 years ago
'dont sit on there if your an egg' Fuck!
mint
fastmclaren71 2 years ago
"they don't have the dexterity"
burnhippiesforfuel 2 years ago 2
ha ha ha ha poor egg.
iamtheschoolnerd 2 years ago
so good
MattSuri 2 years ago
hahahahaha. ricky is amazinggggggg.
mabybabygurl 2 years ago
Que esta? No se.
juangarcia1965 2 years ago
what its the egg
iamtheschoolnerd 2 years ago
'Dnt sit on a wall if ur an egg'
Lmao
Mayfan777 2 years ago
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george is the man... this guy is good, but know one is george
dman16977 2 years ago
'know one' or 'no one' ? And George who? Burns? Bit sill trying to compare stand-up comnedians since they all specialise in different genres and are good/bad in their own way. Originality and delivery are key.
bigbearleeds 2 years ago 2
now poor jack and jill all they wanted was a good time being together and got there head caved in! ha ha ha haha ha ha now thats what i say
iamtheschoolnerd 2 years ago
if i was to desighn a perfect egg crushing device.
"It would be a hoof"!
lol
relmmih6 2 years ago
with me when i heard it i slapped my hand on my knee so hard i cryed with pain and laughter ha ha ha
iamtheschoolnerd 2 years ago
lol very funny thanks for the share Countrygurl1975
christopherinsc1981 2 years ago
when i first heard this i was laughing so hard it was ac tually painful and i started to get scared then he started saying all that shit about if your son was an egg dont call him humpty and i swear i thought i was gonna die lol
funerallimosine1 2 years ago
hilarious
horny4Utube 2 years ago
well carlin is funny but i still love ricky he is the best hands down. i mean ricky is the number one and like i said before if you dont like ricky then you dont need to see him
iamtheschoolnerd 2 years ago
ya its just your opinion but personally i think he is funnier then any other actor on this earth and you can like who you like an ricky gervais fans can like him.
iamtheschoolnerd 3 years ago
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i dont know how some of you find this funny!
seriously its soo lame that i wasn't exactly sure if i was watching the right video!!
Russell peters, Dane cook Jeff dunham , robin williams are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier!
JUST MY OPINION please dont shoot me fot that!
nonofootballic 3 years ago
Now I'm not arguing that Gervais is lame, but Dane Cook and Jeff Dunham?! When has ventriloquism EVER been funny? Please, watch a real comedian: George Carlin.
adamjlynch 2 years ago 2
Oh mannnn.... George Carlin would cry if read that. He had respect for anyone who could get up on the stage, and so should you.
pipesandsnares 2 years ago
Yes, shame on you. George and Ricky are entirely different styles of comedian. Like comparing a singer with a painter. Comedy comes down to one's individual sense of humour once you're above a certain level of originality and delivery.
bigbearleeds 2 years ago 3
Wow man! your critical knowledge knows no boundaries!! I wish I was as clever as you!! If I was gay I would be with you so you could educate me haha :-)
FreddysHamster 2 years ago
If you are not gay, why did you make overtures toward me and, having been rebuffed, now obsessively stalk me all over the web? The only education you need is a few sessions with a good psychiatrist, mate.
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