Hah, 14 years old, snagging blue crabs off the rocks at the North Carolina coast. I got the bright idea to try and touch one (thinking I was way faster than an unsuspecting crab). Those things are so ridiculously fast. I barely got my finger on its back and it had completely turned with the big right pincher, snag right on the tip of my index. Finding out from experience, they are not only ridiculous fast, very strong too.
Dude crabs/crayfish can pinch HARD. Ever seen Deadliest Catch? Half those guys have fingertips missing from the giant alaskan crab's they catch. Im not sure what kind of crab this was, but I know from experience that even a Dungenous crab can do some serious damage with its claws.
king crabs have small claws, i unload crab boats and ive been pinched lots ill admit it hurts... alot but king crabs just have long arms and legs and small claws, they couldnt break your pinky if they wanted
OMFG! Today I went to Chinatown with my friends, and I put my pinkie near a crab...and it pinched me. I did it to impress some chicks but it backfired. I yelped and slammed the crab on the side of the container. My pinkie still hurts -_-
i was in washington crabbing about 5 days ago. a dungoness got my right thumb. it cracked my nail, i have a bloody cuticle, and under the nail i have some dried-up blood.
Caught one in northern Florida the other day fishing, and can attest to how rapid and vicious blue crabs will try to pinch you. They are very fast and hurt like hell.
Wow, on the map with a comment from the deadliest catch himself...what an honor...Yah, i hammed it up a bit with the oww's..not at all impressed with myself..i was not expecting the power.
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and went back for more :/
counteroid1 1 month ago
and went back for more :/
counteroid1 1 month ago
I like dohohohohohoho Laugh XD
jaxblade07 4 months ago
Yes dumbfuck mess with the crab thumbs up for stupidity
Gastroniz 4 months ago
In soviet russia crabs catch you
EpicAnonymous1 7 months ago
good, now try it with ur dick. stupidity amuses me.
tharailwaydra 8 months ago
I too, would like to experience the pain of being pinched by a defensive crab.
yellohwarrior 10 months ago
I don't think that crab likes you, lol.
Frostfire40 1 year ago
LOL Those guys have a mean pinch!
asiancowboy69 1 year ago
funniest video i have saw in a long time!!! PS PINCH!
jellyboobecca 1 year ago
LMAO "Uh-huah Ah SHIT OWOWOWOWOWOW
mmmmmarcus 1 year ago
it look like it was doing it so gently but it was deceiving.Never mess with craps!
SOYOUTRYTOHIDES 1 year ago
Human fail....crab wins!
757chelle 1 year ago
Hah, 14 years old, snagging blue crabs off the rocks at the North Carolina coast. I got the bright idea to try and touch one (thinking I was way faster than an unsuspecting crab). Those things are so ridiculously fast. I barely got my finger on its back and it had completely turned with the big right pincher, snag right on the tip of my index. Finding out from experience, they are not only ridiculous fast, very strong too.
DrPoon 2 years ago
next time, try one of your nuts. :P
Idtelos 2 years ago
Still hilarious!
Maedra 2 years ago
At least I wasnt trying to get pinched.
jegrego1 2 years ago
omg....
Eragon86micky 2 years ago
Hahahaha that was great. First time i ever saw someone WANT to get pinched.
mmmmmarcus 2 years ago
its slow speed is deceiving....respect the crab lol
GODLIKE20000 2 years ago
@GODLIKE20000 lmfaoo
ddsboyztwins 2 years ago
that's how hard my grandma pinches! LOL
NOZblast2 2 years ago 5
Good one..except you wouldn't be saying that if your finger was in there.
willsonn123 2 years ago
that looks like the types of crabs i've seen @ south padre island (gulf of mexico)
QuickDemise 2 years ago
That's pretty cool. He was kind of like "Do you want me to do this or not?" when he held his pincher up as a warning.
JokeySheepskin 2 years ago 8
lol does it really hurt bad?
Jakob2034 3 years ago
I'm sure i was hamming it up a bit at first...but at some point i realized, yah it does...hurt bad that is..really bad..those guys have serious psi.
willsonn123 3 years ago
Dude crabs/crayfish can pinch HARD. Ever seen Deadliest Catch? Half those guys have fingertips missing from the giant alaskan crab's they catch. Im not sure what kind of crab this was, but I know from experience that even a Dungenous crab can do some serious damage with its claws.
cameltoejoe69 2 years ago
I guess they can attack your weak points for massive damage...
LostProphet1776 2 years ago
*rofls on her bed with her bf and thinks how perfect the dumbass laugh was*
Maedra 3 years ago
i try :-p
willsonn123 3 years ago
ROFLOL
yin690 3 years ago
could you imagine getting pinched by a king crab? that thing could break your entire arm if it wanted, i bet...
Syphex 3 years ago
yah they are beasts
willsonn123 3 years ago
king crabs have small claws, i unload crab boats and ive been pinched lots ill admit it hurts... alot but king crabs just have long arms and legs and small claws, they couldnt break your pinky if they wanted
michaelm610 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOL that wus funny
ChanceReed 3 years ago
hey gets you so slow. slowly increasing his grip on your finger xD
Turboviiper 3 years ago
OMFG! Today I went to Chinatown with my friends, and I put my pinkie near a crab...and it pinched me. I did it to impress some chicks but it backfired. I yelped and slammed the crab on the side of the container. My pinkie still hurts -_-
cch424132 3 years ago
Lol thats wut u get
ChanceReed 3 years ago
smokin n tokin n pinchin!!!
GoGoGadgetBeer 3 years ago
You are one intelligent human being.
nothatso 3 years ago 9
Well, that is true...dispite your sarcasm...maybe you should put something on your own site before you start judging?
willsonn123 3 years ago
You put your fucking finger near a crab. We have every right to judge you haha.
timaaaahhhh 3 years ago
OMG that is to funny
Tiana1323 3 years ago
haha, out of 100 of the "crab pinch" videos, yours wins, because
1) it's short, to the point
2) excellent "dumbass" laugh
eustatic 3 years ago
also,
3) authentic camera drop
:D
eustatic 3 years ago
i was in washington crabbing about 5 days ago. a dungoness got my right thumb. it cracked my nail, i have a bloody cuticle, and under the nail i have some dried-up blood.
ozzyfan405 3 years ago
eww
monkey0donkey 3 years ago
Hilarious. Looks like it hurt!
matttchapman 3 years ago
yah it hurt lol....i didn't expect it..hense the yelling like a girl
willsonn123 3 years ago
Caught one in northern Florida the other day fishing, and can attest to how rapid and vicious blue crabs will try to pinch you. They are very fast and hurt like hell.
choirboyfromhell 3 years ago
thats why im so scared of crabs IVE NEVER SEEN ONE
JanniPink 4 years ago
Where was that at?
McTDEUCE 4 years ago
that was in madison connecticut
willsonn123 4 years ago
Zomg WILSON! This video make me laugh everytime I watch it! <3 <3 <3
Maedra 4 years ago
lol wilson, this video cracks me up everytime... classic
bnetTV 4 years ago
the part i like the most is the fact that you know you shouldn't and are expecting it.... and then you drop the camera too hahaha
bnetTV 4 years ago
haha i know..i dropped the camera when i realized it was breaking the skin through the glove...my other hand had to come to the rescue
willsonn123 4 years ago
lol i got "play pinched" by my hermie crab and yes, it hurt a bit.
LOL funny vid, funny description
Joe1507 4 years ago
I've always wondered myself, thanks for posting this so I know not to satisfy my curiosity.
Theomega777 4 years ago
What a green horn. Can't even handle a little pinch with a glove on. I catch that many crabs in 2 mins with my eyes closed.
ThatRyFal 4 years ago
Wow, on the map with a comment from the deadliest catch himself...what an honor...Yah, i hammed it up a bit with the oww's..not at all impressed with myself..i was not expecting the power.
willsonn123 4 years ago