crab pinch
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  • and went back for more :/

  • I like dohohohohohoho Laugh XD

  • Yes dumbfuck mess with the crab thumbs up for stupidity

  • In soviet russia crabs catch you

  • good, now try it with ur dick. stupidity amuses me.

  • I too, would like to experience the pain of being pinched by a defensive crab.

  • I don't think that crab likes you, lol.

  • LOL Those guys have a mean pinch! 

  • funniest video i have saw in a long time!!! PS PINCH!

  • LMAO "Uh-huah Ah SHIT OWOWOWOWOWOW

  • it look like it was doing it so gently but it was deceiving.Never mess with craps!

  • Human fail....crab wins!

  • Hah, 14 years old, snagging blue crabs off the rocks at the North Carolina coast. I got the bright idea to try and touch one (thinking I was way faster than an unsuspecting crab). Those things are so ridiculously fast. I barely got my finger on its back and it had completely turned with the big right pincher, snag right on the tip of my index. Finding out from experience, they are not only ridiculous fast, very strong too.

  • next time, try one of your nuts. :P

  • Still hilarious!

  • At least I wasnt trying to get pinched.

  • omg....

  • Hahahaha that was great. First time i ever saw someone WANT to get pinched.

  • its slow speed is deceiving....respect the crab lol

  • @GODLIKE20000 lmfaoo

  • that's how hard my grandma pinches! LOL

  • Good one..except you wouldn't be saying that if your finger was in there.

  • that looks like the types of crabs i've seen @ south padre island (gulf of mexico)

  • That's pretty cool. He was kind of like "Do you want me to do this or not?" when he held his pincher up as a warning.

  • lol does it really hurt bad?

  • I'm sure i was hamming it up a bit at first...but at some point i realized, yah it does...hurt bad that is..really bad..those guys have serious psi.

  • Dude crabs/crayfish can pinch HARD. Ever seen Deadliest Catch? Half those guys have fingertips missing from the giant alaskan crab's they catch. Im not sure what kind of crab this was, but I know from experience that even a Dungenous crab can do some serious damage with its claws.

  • I guess they can attack your weak points for massive damage...

  • *rofls on her bed with her bf and thinks how perfect the dumbass laugh was*

  • i try :-p

  • ROFLOL

  • could you imagine getting pinched by a king crab? that thing could break your entire arm if it wanted, i bet...

  • yah they are beasts

  • king crabs have small claws, i unload crab boats and ive been pinched lots ill admit it hurts... alot but king crabs just have long arms and legs and small claws, they couldnt break your pinky if they wanted

  • LOLOLOLOL that wus funny

  • hey gets you so slow. slowly increasing his grip on your finger xD

  • OMFG! Today I went to Chinatown with my friends, and I put my pinkie near a crab...and it pinched me. I did it to impress some chicks but it backfired. I yelped and slammed the crab on the side of the container. My pinkie still hurts -_-

  • Lol thats wut u get

  • smokin n tokin n pinchin!!!

  • You are one intelligent human being.

  • Well, that is true...dispite your sarcasm...maybe you should put something on your own site before you start judging?

  • You put your fucking finger near a crab. We have every right to judge you haha.

  • OMG that is to funny

  • haha, out of 100 of the "crab pinch" videos, yours wins, because

    1) it's short, to the point

    2) excellent "dumbass" laugh

  • also,

    3) authentic camera drop

    :D

  • i was in washington crabbing about 5 days ago. a dungoness got my right thumb. it cracked my nail, i have a bloody cuticle, and under the nail i have some dried-up blood.

  • eww

  • Hilarious. Looks like it hurt!

  • yah it hurt lol....i didn't expect it..hense the yelling like a girl

  • Caught one in northern Florida the other day fishing, and can attest to how rapid and vicious blue crabs will try to pinch you. They are very fast and hurt like hell.

  • thats why im so scared of crabs IVE NEVER SEEN ONE

  • Where was that at?

  • that was in madison connecticut

  • Zomg WILSON! This video make me laugh everytime I watch it! <3 <3 <3

  • lol wilson, this video cracks me up everytime... classic

  • the part i like the most is the fact that you know you shouldn't and are expecting it.... and then you drop the camera too hahaha

  • haha i know..i dropped the camera when i realized it was breaking the skin through the glove...my other hand had to come to the rescue

  • lol i got "play pinched" by my hermie crab and yes, it hurt a bit.

    LOL funny vid, funny description

  • I've always wondered myself, thanks for posting this so I know not to satisfy my curiosity.

  • What a green horn. Can't even handle a little pinch with a glove on. I catch that many crabs in 2 mins with my eyes closed.

  • Wow, on the map with a comment from the deadliest catch himself...what an honor...Yah, i hammed it up a bit with the oww's..not at all impressed with myself..i was not expecting the power.

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