Sonic For Hire - Golden Axe

[xW0LFMCL0UDx]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MACHINIMA THIS IS SHITY

[splintercellz88]

speaking of which. When is sonic going to have sex with amy?

[SadLittleTurkey]

he f'd three ghosts but not her? That's pretty gay.

[Arachi123]

@SadLittleTurkey Ghosts? What game or show or what in general was that from?

[SadLittleTurkey]

@Arachi123 Sonic for hire - Pacman

[Arachi123]

@SadLittleTurkey After getting farther in the series it turns out it was from the night of the werehog, deleted scenes, can't find them anywhere

[markathf13]

got to hit that ass it like gym class

[runescapeowns8734]

lol at the end

[CreedOfVinnie]

sonic for hire GTA 1/2

[DAFORCEFilms]

If only Gilius Thunderhead was like that in the games...

[ZettaiThorn]

Sonic sounds like Allen Covert from Grandma's Boy

[deadlypkers6]

if i was sonic i would have totally hit that ass for free

[canihave1dollar]

@Shintroy No I mean Arena. Daggerfall was the second one.

[canihave1dollar]

Sonic For Hire: Elder Scrolls: Arena

[Shintroy]

@canihave1dollar you mean Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall

[SonAmyFanForeverxxxx]

Lol

[TheBlackSunn]

wrap up sonic, next time you won't get burned.

[goldenpizzaking]

0:14 thats what she said

[LegosRock223]

press 10 for idiot

[Vollification]

I'm in perverts!

[KikoRobloxian]

"Spike that s**t!"

[chruiz42]

@KikoRobloxian thats just a random word isnt it?

[razoremblem]

sonic for hire powerrangers

[89Crono]

besides being horribly burnt by a dragon and the weird dude jerking best job ever

[mattm0306]

sonic for hire: pitfall.



[Tsuyoshi700]

Sonic for Hire: Sonic X

[OreoMintz]

u guys r f***ing re***** but u guys r funny haha XD HAHAH!

[BrickCity4eva]

Sonic for Hire: Streets of Rage

[alannetwork]

Sonic for hire : plants vs zombies

[Playstation3userr]

Sonic For Hire: Dragonborn.

[OmegaBoost1]

Yeaaaaaah....

This episode, not funny.

[demonlord379]

We need Sonic for hire resident evil!!!!! xD

[Legin648]

wtf!

[TheClownRaper]

I play this game on MAME

[aniyaboo122v]

Sonic for hire Silent hill or any zombie game. EPIC! lmao

[lilrobot959]

try portal 2.

it'll be hilarious c:

[JimJamchannel]

this was my favorite game as a kid

[GojyotheFeared]

Sonic for hire Grand Theft Auto or halo

[ManifestPrime]

Sonic for Hire: Skyrim.

[Midnightthefox001]

@ManifestPrime Sonic took an arrow to the knee. While I hate these jokes, I just HAD to do it this time

[Exccentrous1]

Vikings have some rough foreplay.

[lordEli1]

lmfao

[moloy559]

sonic for hire: QWOP

[DerNamenlose1991]

sonic for hire : Tf2

[otterboi26]

wow, just noticed that the characters from Golden Axe look a lot like the characters from Gauntlet....

[asap1988]

Dude you got hit that ASS!!!!

Now spike it!!

LOLOLOLOLOL:0

[Jrockslim1]

lol

[Twinkletooth3]

homework TO HELL! LETS WATCH DIS INSTED!

[headstomper17]

sonic for hire: TF2

[xDarkn3ssxBlad3x]

LOL!

[zpimp22]

i miss the classics

[771legorambo771]

when ever i go on youtube i always check if they have new sonic for hire videos out

[teachmehowtotroll1]

@771legorambo771 The series finished...Sonic kills Mario

[CODMarioWarfare]

@teachmehowtotroll1 No, season 3 started a month and a half ago!

[SonicRushToast]

@teachmehowtotroll1 no its stilll going theres a season 3

[johnthenerfking]

the videos are the bomb

[RicanBoy1993]

lmao that game was the shit back then

[Punisher4bmw]

lol =)) HIIHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH now grab her tits ;D =)) XD

[Punisher4bmw]

I was going to fuck her in the ass then i took an arrow to the cock :))

[Cheezeballification]

.YEAHEHEHE now grab a tits.

[Tandereeno]

OMG LOL all these vidz are completely changing my opinion on sega characters!! ITS FUNNY SHIT!!! Kirby's a phsycho, goldenaxe are drug addicts, mario is a kingpin, and angry birds are complete dicks! As well as sonic being washed up

[98donkeydude]

Sonic for hire: Terraria

[MultiSdgsg]

You could say that these aren't Sonic's

*puts on sunglasses*

Golden years.

YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA

[Thisiselliz1]

muscle-man's dad?

[Alexander9924]

sonic for hire minecraft

[bobo3383]

YEEEAAAHH now grab her tits!?

[watchthelot]

@bobo3383 THANKS FOR THE SPOILER :)

[flameboy52ash]

sonic for hire dead rising

thumbs if you aggree

[jambbo383]

@flameboy52ash They wont do that because its not an 8-bit game, idiot.

[RobotBoy2021]

Sonic for hire skyrim

[schlepter304]

thumbs up if you were hoping sonic would accually do it... -___-

[darkaether121]

NOW GRAB HER TITS!

[hughlingard]

Sonic gets strange for a piece of change.

[rushnerd]

When she threw all the mana potions in the air, I knew what was coming.

[TheMGIvideos]

GUYS......they are only making retro games....

[TheNightHauler]

sonic for hire - saw

[ChristianKyleR]

Now grab her tits.

[Schillster14]

The things people will do for money

[manzrnet]

Sonic For Hire: Dragon Ball Z

[Asuma741]

@manzrnet Thats not a classic video game

[TheFarmerboyproducti]

@manzrnet

ohhhh fuck yes

[Friezaslayer]

@manzrnet BEST IDEA EVER

[buddahke]

yeahaaa... now grab her tits lol.

[BreakfastSkippa]

Did anyone else get sonic the hedgehog ads?

[Cokedlr]

well pay you triple, im in perverts. hahaha awesome

[TheRandomnessx7]

She sounded hot!

[trickstyle48]

At least he got some...

[DiegoBQZ]

"Yehehehehea...now grab her tits" ROFL XDDDD

[4FunPlayin]

lol when I was 5 I wanted to fuck one of the golden axe's characters

[SuperCrazylemons]

Holy fuck this same ad wont leave me alone im gunna go insane

[XxMasuo93xX]

I should really start working on my homework :(....

[TripleA90000]

@XxMasuo93xX lol dude me too

[supercococaleb]

When are you people gona figure out they do CLASSIC GAMES

[mexicantrouble1196]

yeeaaa now grab her tits

[Oburion]

(Ending theme)

Pervert 1: Maybe...

Absolutely fuckin' lol. That one word makes me piss myself.

[MrKornDawgz]

the guy with the with ax sounds like he voices over in the show, "Regular Show"

[starangel352]

I'll pay you triple

I'm in perverts. that line always make me laugh.

[yourmotherslover1056]

golden axes r shit. now diamond axe thats something u gots to get

[AggressionSsbb]

holy shit that was overkill dragon

[superbum900]

Hey I know that girl's voice! Were you in clocksuckers(collegehumor animated series of timetraveling friends, look it up its hilarious)?

[ZelotKiller]

I am just facepalming this.

[LegacyBurrito]

YEHEHEHE now grab her tits.

XD XD XD

[Forgottenmemoriez]

LOL THEY WANT SONIC TO GEt SOME POON TANG!

[ElectroHaiso]

@Forgottenmemoriez

are you 10?

Or are you a black man from the 70's?

[Blueden89]

WOmp womp womp....... epic

[jaymthegenius]

Sonic for hire: WoW. 

[cjisme3]

@jaymthegenius Garrosh you ARROGANT FUCK!

[MrCulmsee]

@jaymthegenius He only makes videos with arcade games.

[shongrocks1622]

@jaymthegenius also, WoW wud be an awesome 2 parter!

[Blankname101]

Funny

[Maverick4230]

666k views

[JacobManzo]

Dude i still play this game when im bored i love my genisis i think thats how you spell it and i have sonic and that trutle game and power rangers and jurrasic park and tons more

[killerelephant356]

the golden axe guy is muscle man?

[Bandit440p]

yeah ha ha now grab her tits

[traviscarl1]

Sonic for hire:pokemon

[Awesomegamer9]

yeah heh now grab her tits

[Maplewolf283]

This freaking sucks.

[shake838]

SPIKE THAT SHIT!

[xmenfan07]

I dont get it.... Why did she burn Sonic?

[Tucher97]

@xmenfan07 the world may never know

better yet why can't sonic get jobs from different games really or he could go to crackdown and there he gets paid a shit ton

[dinkthroughball]

these videos are hilarious

[shadypyro415]

yah hahahaah now grab her tits

[nitababy6]

Grab her tits lmfao

[Spooneads]

HA!!

[SpyralMask]

Spyro the dragon? advertisement

[bigbadvader369]

Haha!

[predatorII7]

ahhhh yeah now grab my tits

[klBeachbabe]

Sonic for hire: starfox

[Kensabeast]

YEHEHEHE... NOW GRAB HER TITS.

[MrDarkfire91]

SONIC FOR HIRE:LUIGI"S MANSION

[devilmaycry5fan1999]

@TeamNueclear2011

Fuck you dont rag on a game just because you suck at it fucking whiny ass lil bitch its a classic not like call of duty , battlefield, uncharted or even resistence 1,2, or3 so go fuck yourself you whiny ass lil troll fuck u

[Mrkittenofdeath]

@devilmaycry5fan1999 i dont even know what golden axe is :D

[TeamNuclear2011]

Golden axe sucks

[goombabitch1]

lets heat things sonic-ahhhhhh green guy -yeah huhuh heah now grab her tits

[killla4life2000]

we'll pay you triple

sonic- ok lets do this perverts

[MrBerryCake]

both top comments are almost exactly the same :X

[Crazyplanfanhaha]

Grab her tits

[banamina]

Sonic for Hire : DOOM

[Bruno1986BR]

LOL Next time I wanna see Sonic in Streets of Rage.

[archangelepyon]

Spike That Shit!..yehhh hehe now grab her tits!

[SSJSonicguy]

I love how the top comments are more or less the same

[seelcudoom1]

wait so he would fuck motherbrain but not tap dat ass?

i get theres a creepy dwarf doing a little wanky wanky off watching but come on

[antonfatso]

@seelcudoom1 A: He was Drunk

B: He's in public.

[anarbitur]

this episode never gets old

[lofthouse23]

oh my god i love Golden Axe

[killicomaine]

fucking ad

[xyulie]

@Rottagar the one who played Zach (the spiky blonde haired one). It sounds like him. I could be wrong.

[GamerMunchy]

sonic for hire with shadow, and sonic thinks hes a stalker lol

[jakewidsrocks]

Scroll up your missing the ad

[lolbearzrdelicous]

i subscribed ur welcome

[tdogg4575]

no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube no ads = pay for youtube

[VegetaTheInsanity]

@tdogg4575 No ads=less shit. Ad lovers must love waiting.

[tdogg4575]

@VegetaTheInsanity if the video is worth watching im pretty sure u can sacrifice up to 30 seconds to watch a video. but hes a recommendation for ads put the ad segment into the video in the beginning or the end (prefer the end of the video) that way if u want to watch the ad u can wait through it, if not u can fast forward/jump to the video. simple.

[VegetaTheInsanity]

@tdogg4575 So who's fault is it that they don't add that they don't add that skip option to watch it at the end?

[tdogg4575]

@VegetaTheInsanity ad makers know for a fact that no one would watch ads after the fact if they had the choice. thats like eating food at a restaurant and skipping the bill.

[VegetaTheInsanity]

@tdogg4575 What's the point of saying that we should be able to watch the ad at the end? Anyone could leave to find a new video so there's no point in saying there is a bill when no one has ever had to pay for the bill. The only thing they would lose is a couple of minutes of entertainment. The ads should only be on the sides of the screen and not in the video itself. They have both. We have ads on the side and ads on the video. Why not pick one that doesn't piss people off? Greedy bastards.

[tdogg4575]

@VegetaTheInsanity u just proved my point. the whole point of putting ads in the beginning OR end of the video that allows u to FAST FORWARD the ad. just some way of skipping over the ads other than waiting the 30 secs. and dont get mad at me i dont own youtube. i was just throwing some creative ideas out there, and also pointing out that without ads we would have TO PAY $. rather give up 30 or less seconds of my life than $. just saying

[VegetaTheInsanity]

@tdogg4575 Why would we have to pay for a video just because there is no ad in the video when we have ads everywhere else we look? My point is we already have enough on the page of the video so no need for one in the video. They already make the money just by us going to the video page with the side ads.

[tdogg4575]

@VegetaTheInsanity dont quote me on this but actually ads on the video are for the maker of the video to profit from ads, the ones on the side are for youtube to profit from. its just the way it is. you can always make your own website and make it ad free, but unless people are donating money, its gonna cost you to have your own webspace. complaining bout 30 sec of ad aint going to make it go away. i hate ads as much as the next person but i know when to let it go and move on.

[VegetaTheInsanity]

@tdogg4575 I don't see how they profit much other than not getting it deleted.

[THEMrFill]

@VegetaTheInsanity

Every user who is registered to get adverts gets a small amount of revenue from the display of ads on their videos - I don't know how the machinima channel spreads it's income with the video makers, if at all, so the actual video makers might make zero from it being on here...

anyways, it's a small amount per advert, but it all adds up to some income - it's all part of GoogleAds!

[gaulifogg]

@tdogg4575 i completely agree. People should just shut up and learn to take it. Wait, what are we talking about again? Lol.

[tdogg4575]

@gaulifogg O.o rapist?.......now grab her tits XD

[xDantey]

@tdogg4575 Dude? Even so? Have you heard of the F5 trick? It skips ads easily, refresh the damn page, it's not that hard.

[darkgriffon64]

@xDantey That doesn't always work -_- If you refresh almost every time you will still have ads >_>

[stormshockin]

@tdogg4575 Not only that, but if I respect the uploader and enjoy their vids.. I encourage the advertisements. It's my way of supporting them since I can't donate. :-)

[tdogg4575]

@stormshockin exactly :D

[nentendoboy12]

@tdogg4575 youtube = owned by google = multimillion dollar company = dont need ads

[tdogg4575]

@nentendoboy12 they made their millions on ads and phones

[nentendoboy12]

@tdogg4575 so you can make money with side ads and shit no one gives a shit about that but when you have a 4 min ad on a 30 second video that's where i draw the line

[panzeraba]

@nentendoboy12 you know, nobody thinks that way, at least, nobody in the top

[nentendoboy12]

@panzeraba yea well i know there are probably 3 million people out there that could prove you wrong