Chinese Communist Song and Dance

[hauhau72]

Shame.

[SFRJugoslovenski]

china now really isnt communist at all.....



[gyarados54]

@SFRJugoslovenski actually,they are semi-communist.they limit their people's freedom slowly and wont publish news that will make china embarrassed

[AntidoteY]

@gyarados54

Oppression doesn't make them communist. Communism is, in principle, against oppression. Just because many states have features that the world of bourgeois dictatorships (which limits its people with as much a heavy hand as many communist states have) hypocritically criticize as authoritarian and oppressive doesn't mean the ideology itself is. There is little in the works of Marx Engels or Lenin that say it's good to create a police state.

[josefu0]

I like the idea of communism and respected but im not a communist.. What does that make me???

[SeventhSun]

@josefu0

A confused queer.

[421Kalga]

@josefu0 a traiter to democrocy & human cilivzation? Just kidding, it makes you a very tolalent person (sorry for the bad spelling)

[josefu0]

@421Kalga i shall take your word for it. thank you for helping me discover myself.

[alteredstates174]

anyone get the name to the song or where/when this dance was taken place?

[nick11213]

@alteredstates174 I want to know the same :/



[TeChaff]

in case some people didn't know, this song was part of a comedy act, so all the retards who think this is how all chinese communists sing are wrong

im chinese. FRIED RICE

[angelolyz]

Go study Chinese history. Then u might get an idea about how communism actually saved China and Mao did too. He is not perfect, but making fun of him is like making fun of lincoln to the americans. And the Chinese are rather large in numbers

[RElouhila]

Good to see that uncle Mao is doing well.

[downtowndaniel1]

Hey man this is a bad ass song. I like the music and the video - this hao ren looks like he has got hum bao in his hands and pe au leongs on each side of him. The hao ren running upstairs looks like he is flying through space and time. Hung hao!

[blockagemaster]

对不上嘴啊， 不专业

[jerzy862]

chingchingchingchongchee

[Roodski]

this dudes badass.. he should be a wrestler or something that'd be down as fuck!! lol

[ICantControlIt]

lol wut is this i dont even...

[bensers]

what's up with the double xi in the background, isn't that only for weddings...?

[goatseforever]

Y'all mad as hell.

[themuslimism]

@$Q@$Q%(*#@!&^R&*!%@^&*!!!!!! ( chinese) 

[ICantControlIt]

@themuslimism The fuck is that at the end? *GASP* IS THAT AN AMERICAN FLAG?!? What the hell Chinese Communist Party. What the hell.

[Agares]

is this some kinda kiddy entertainment?

[bbly096]

@Agares apparently yes, my best guess is a wedding...or it could be some sort of anniversary or birthday stuff.

[TourettesSomething]

I think I get it now...

Only 15% of socialists say what they mean and mean what they say. The other 85% are not posers, but just revolutionaries who want someone to fight. It's in our genes to hate authority, but to find authority to hate is in them too. Belligerent liberals who call themselves "socialists" just want the thrill of taking down The Man. They themselves know socialism doesn't work.

I like collapsing govts. too, but I'm not a socialist.

[is2geoff]

the comments are just as funny as the video lol

[cyllansse]

i dont wan't to laugh, no, at all. the chinese communism has destroyed the tibet, killing millions people there. it's a destruction of a country and civilisation...

i dont see where and why i could laugh, no...

[blackdeckbox]

@cyllansse Hmm middle east?

[akai19861]

i love you i love china loce the communist party

[scorpioo]

during chinese communism period, dancing needs no techniques because the moves are so mechanical. lol

[PantsFullofCorn]

@scorpioo

They're just reenacting the motions of their mandatory government-issued jobs, as mail room attendants. "Grab, sort, send, repeat!" No training required!

[abubi]

把革命歌曲庸俗化, 很討厭.

[roykkhk]

食撚屎

[Danesland]

catchy

[wertyty12]

its funny tho see how he think he a star

[wertyty12]

lol,i am comunist and i think its funny

[kyuface]

@wertyty12 SHUT UP

[Ozzel1122]

lol. what's that?

[refel101]

dont any1 h8 us, we out# u by FAR

[sbl195207]

In English with American Flags, Reagan pictures, and short skirts and Republicans would love it.

[tong0322]

wow. somebody needs to re-learn japanese history...

[AnticomunistaAlerta]

What a fuck :( this stinks like chinese food

[refel101]

@AnticomunistaAlerta

then sum1 needs 2 stop waching these vids for fucking gods sake

[BOLSHEVIXTREME]

@AnticomunistaAlerta CHINESE FOOD IS AWESOME YOU SUCK!

[GeneralWrath]

cutest little communists.

[Athanasia1988]

it's a comdy show...

[1MartinD28]

weird chinamen

[mraboodking]

he is like is like holding that book and moving it around just like thous power rangers thing lol

[duckiesocanI]

chinese communism is oddly hilarious!

[kayman92]

This made me laugh so much, what is the actual song called and who is that guy?

[rickwyles1]

this is scary o.o

[jkket1]

Don't be alarm. This an old red guard dance performed at a chinese wedding party. A sign of nostalgia for Mao area by some chinese people?.

[wolfgamesstudios]

the mouthes and songs dont match up...?

[CommunismIsGreat]

i mean i am a communist but... what the fu*k is wrong with chinese people

[rickwyles1]

i cried little red tears of shame.

[albertlee]

funny shit

[themanwtp]

why?

[rickwyles1]

dude, we ride there dicks more than anyone else.

[greyvulc]

@rickwyles1

lol, and you saying that only furthermore enforces the devolving Chinese-American relationship.

you obviously don't understand anything i said in my month-old comment about how there are much more logical and peaceful ways for China and the United States to correlate with eachother, without bloodshed, and without months and months of unnecessary negotiation.

[rickwyles1]

1. i am confused to which comment your talking about.

2. were tighter than any two countrys in the planet. they give us more stuff than all the other nations combined.

3. a war between the americas and china would be unethical and far to expensive to be seareously considered as a viable means of solving any dispute between the two world powers.

[andrometa1]

@greyvulc Well we owe All of your countries trillions and we sent all our jobs there and now things are starting to get bad here.

[Khounur]

@greyvulc because americans are sheep like people traveling in social/econimcal herds and have a completely different mindset to the chinese :(

i wish they could get along.

[greyvulc]

@Khounur

I guess, but if we all could just set aside our differences, unite into some sort of coalition, and end the discorded conflicts barring our world from expanding beyond oil, guns and ignorance, we would thrive for generations or as long as time intends.

So to end my point, 'great minds' may think alike, but in doing so risk contradicting eachother with different ideologies for the future and tasks at hand... that's the stanza between the "West" and the "East" IMO.

[S0lidState]

China can not be trusted in the long run, they are sucking up everything they can steal then use it to their own advantage, they have thousands of college students over here learning to be rocket engineers so they can build their own and blow us up and they have embraced capitalism while being communists so they can get rich, anything to advance.

[Extra365]

@S0lidState your point? what, you want china to just stop existing? do you want communism to gtfo?

[SymPulton]

@S0lidState

Hey there. Think you're projecting a little too much? Slap out of it! HAHA... can't point fingers while your pants are down :D

[couchpotato25]

@greyvulc oh yeah? screw you japanese fags, we don't need you telling us anything.

[BrendanIsCool]

@greyvulc watch your tongue or we'll teach tokyo another lesson lol

[greyvulc]

@BrendanIsCool

Funnily enough, we were nuked twice and we're STILL the most technologically advanced country in the world. Furthermore, our German colleagues were crushed on two fronts, and they're still superior to you in terms of technology and education. Get the fuck out, you stupid degenerate.

[BrendanIsCool]

@greyvulc >implying anyone takes the japs seriously now

[greyvulc]

@BrendanIsCool

4chan is gay. Don't have such a big ego, stop raging.

[Meatlooaf]

@greyvulc that's not what the chineesse want, they want to have retarded leaders...I want revoloution! GO CHINA GO!

[Ps3Robert1]

jop

[GoatRecon98]

@greyvulc

Well you have to consider the history between them

[willzjc]

@greyvulc We do get along now because we own all American debts.

Just that before Americans hate the way we lived (i.e. attach communism to everything they hate)

And also before 2001 there was a secret memo from Dick Cheney (US Vice President) trying to incite war with the Chinese by supporting Taiwan into extremism

All I can tell you is that we don't care about war anymore because US has become irrelevant

[thatfreeperson]

i think i love this Chinese communist song and dance! lol

[chunxia62]

Boy, I could not stop laughing when I was watching this. I grew up during the cultural revolution in China. Watching this brings back those old memories. I have been living in US for the last 20 years. What a different life! But I miss my childhood in China, so simple, so innocent!

Let us not get too political! Life is not easy! Sometime you just got to laugh, love, not hate.

[rickwyles1]

dude this is embarrassingly hilarious. i would have loved to see this in person X'D

[couchpotato25]

@chunxia62 China is very very different now, my mom says she misses the old life too, cause my granddad was in the civil service and they had a comfortable life. but my dad doesn't, cause he came from the village. anyway, it's definitely a good change!

[zaniellify]

@chunxia62 I grew up in Communist Russia and take old times over the rule of porn, violence and drugs, degrdation of everything human. America will pay for this.

[rodrigoskatessteezy]

jingle bells niggers smell mexicans run away! hispanics yuck asians suck crackers all the way!

[alexp9999]

k this went off after about 10 seconds. i'll NEVER be able to sleep again if i keep watching this o.o

[lifes40123]

these chinese people r funny

[lifes40123]

i hate communism and democracy and monarchy. there should be a goverment that has 3 of them put together.

[Celedan]

if thats what u want, welcome too Norway then

[starcraft2222]

so you want no freedom of speech, freedom of speech, and the churches words? tell me how that works.

[lifes40123]

no need for religion cause i belive in science. i dont need freedom of speech if im a leader

[starcraft2222]

you said monarchy. thats really church rules. and if your not the leader, youd probaly hate it. like in china, bunch od college kids got fed up with oppressin, had a peaceful protest. there 6 feet deep now.

[j3tty]

0:58 lip sync fail.... actually the whole thing is a lip sync fail.

[ALIBABA1014]

China is a one party ruling capitalist country. Guanchen, if China was any good, why would u have to use special software to break thru ur great firewall just to come to youtube. youtube is not a place for you. go back n eat ur communist shit.

[randy224455]

china is communist idiot

[Guanchen]

I live in Canada :P China is socialist which is the transition between feudal china to communist china. And Are you saying because chinese people can't watch youtube they are somehow inferior to the capitalists in US who can!?! I don't get your logic :P

[xlVlilk]

ROFLMAO!

[MAXIE590]

chon chong ding diong ring ding chong dung mei neighm lol its stupid

[DrunkenLullaby15]

(just because you are a communist)

[DrunkenLullaby15]

and ps: you dont necessarily have to concur with every single thing communism does. Many countries become dictatures, and you still salute them... pfft...

[DrunkenLullaby15]

ooookaay... im a communist, but this is just silly. lmfao! xD and dont any of you extremists call me a bad communist or something, because ya got to admit.... LOOOOL :D

[sasua741]

Communists... always ending making a fool of themselves

[amerikaner101]

WHo gives a shit those asoian prostoitutes seem fine as fuck i fuck them

i like bush and i know they got plenty HAHAAHAHAAH ,)

[Guanchen]

why? Seems to me Chinese communists are doing better than you capitalists :P

[randy224455]

FInnaly some one with a brain!!!!!!

[philchong]

=-=

[Gregman420]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iLikeDragon]

what is the name of this song?????????

[CrusaderKnight7]

my worst fears are confirmed...

[MyBackpackersClubCn]

Communist Forever

[backsider578]

death to PRC, death to all communist party, burn in hell MAO, long lives democracy and monarchy, love lives imperial China

[grimjester88]

Go back to school, kiddo.

[theonly1905gs]

i hate u !

[1939est]

我最愛用五星紅旗包狗屎

[usavn999]

oh my god. This is one of the best songs and dances i have ever seen

[sinohippus]

WTF!!!

[pipiaamann]

AND THAT'S NO COMMUNISM!

[pipiaamann]

BETTER ANARCHIST THAN COMMUNIST!

[LeThoem]

BETTER RED THAN CAPITALIST = DEAD

[Mastro44]

BETTER DEAD THAN RED!

[TheLeardMan]

That can be arranged fuckhead.

[adadqgg]

Your aggressive comment has been noted.

Be expecting a visit by the Duty Car.

[tsukinoda]

REVOLUTION!

E

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[ZYKLONBKILLSHITLER]

sure mao was bad but is communism i mean china was 3rd world country before the communist revoloution....now its a 2nd world power and ameica isnt shit w/o it

[latavala68]

comies, bunch of fuck up's. USMC!!

[sgtsimpson93]

Wow, Youtube commenters are getting more pathetic as I notice how ignorants they are.

Bloody commies.

[WhoWorksInSilence]

USA is collapsing from within. The AIG loaned money for people to buy sweaters on credit cards, then raised the interest to 30%. Now the state (YOU) have to pay the rescue-package.... hahaha loser country!!

[ComradeChristov]

you are all racist bastards. if you wernt so busy staring at the nascar, you hillbillys would stop being so ignorant. yea, go left

[Grimgor2a]

Fuck the communist !

[TheGermanItalianGuy2]

fuck the cappies

[cassiavc]

USA is free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGermanItalianGuy2]

so is russia fuck cappies

[Guanchen]

Free of sane people maybe.

[MabusZero]

lol, wat.

[gutsrice]

同氣志團既舞有得比喎

[VivalaChina]

Fucking shit,I don't like modern day chinks.

[AYesod]

stupid commies

[crywolfljp]

I wish I could have such a romantic wedding.

[shaya001]

this is the funny version...it turgidly spoofs the dance show in 1960s...not a big deal...China is opening the gate for all over the world, welcome to new China, we are no difference with you people, our dream is live better, not destory the planet...

[chiwa91]

ching chong chong chang ching ching chong lmao!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[FunnySourWrappers]

lol if your lived in ancient communism or present communisum its pretty fucking scary. You all should be fucking greatful to live in a free country

[mateelvtars]

Free country?!?!?!

Is an USA-friend is free? Never. The USA is the biggest terrorist, and teh biggest dictator of the world.

[Helpieatyourpen]

no usa is the not a terrorist

they just dont want terrorists involving with tem

[StaleCrumbs]

Red Greetings to all Comrades!

Im getting this book when I vist China in Aprill.

Long live Maoism!!!

[metalownsj00]

it's ironic you have cambodia in your name

[tor3rider]

lol. Yep, wave the american flag during a communist dance. Just look at how ridiculous they look!!

[CaptainCool07]

disgrace of chinese people

[anden1412]

What's the name of the song and singer // where can i get this song :P??

[warset]

LAWL i love this video

[waitat361]

great ~ what song ?

[egwulf]

SU had more taste than this...

[xcherryflavoredx]

AMAZING. I wish the Soviet Union had done something like this.

[ronaldinhorocks68]

lol. You think that will insult china? That was song was a joke during the chinese new year celebration a couple years back. It's pretty much a spoof.

[exholt]

What's the name of the song and the artist/singer?

[12pinklemonades]

DONT PICK ON CHINA! GO CHINA!

[TobyLittleDude]

OMG, these folks are fucking gimped.

[SirLoin21]

Where does anyone get the Mao and other leaders killed (insert absurd number here) people? Academics sources disprove that Stalin or Mao could have killed very many people, nor does evidence support the original claim.

The Russian Holocaust is nazi revisionism and Mao took responsibility for less than 800.000 executions. The people executed were either japanese or pro japanese land lords! Ever read about the nanjing masacre by the japanese?

[cultusdeus]

Bad drama. The guy is cheesy and low class. Communism sucks. The chick on the back on the right is cute, though.

[baraclude]

hehe this song is so funny. as to americans and other white trash, most chinese know their government is corrupted and what they did was nothing new to the chinese, so stop trying to teach us something that you assume we do not know.

[Gamer0900]

The Red Army. Best wasters of 50 cal ammo since 1956

[ghall88]

"that guy is a fag" Jeff spicolie

[yviva]

nothing wrong with communism. it's dictatorship & totalitarianism that suck. democratic communism, allowing cultural freedom, and where the people decide collectively how to run society, would be good.

[Stronghurst]

Do the commie twist!

[Nightwisher87]

thats somebody's dad doing the karaoke bahahaha

[SrbinZaUvek1]

its weird how people keep coming here and saying "Oh they killed like 50 million of their own people"

But look to where it lead to?

China has the worlds biggest trade, and it is proven that if Mao didnt lead China to socialism China wouldnt be as important to the world as it is now.

So i do beleive it was a good thing.

[HAJS5]

Do you live in china?

Their country may be rich, but they don't spend a dime (sorry I don't know what Chinese currency is called)for their citizens. In America we have one of best lives in the world while our country nears poverty. Capitalism may make it hard for the country to become rich, but the citizens have great lives. I would live with a crappy government and have a good life then live in a good government with a crappy life!

[jgreen45123]

You currently believe that United States treats it people well. The United States government is corrupt and should be tried for there crimes.

[HAJS5]

I'm sorry... I must be missing something... What crimes? How is the U.S. corrupt?

I honestly don't know what you are talking about. I know we don't treat the soldiers well, I know a lot of us are homeless. I know Bush hasn't followed the constitution and I know we didn't do very well controlling the hurricane Katrina relief fund properly. I obviously don't know what you're talking about so please enlighten me. I say this in curiosity, not in sarcasm or passive aggression.

[missymindie]

You may be having a great life in the U.S., but can you honestly speak majority of Americans and say they are having a great life?

I hope you're right because if not then the Americans are really to be pitied...

[HAJS5]

Well I live in a lower middle class and if you know how are economy works that's where the government gets most of their tax dollars. So I think I would speak for the majority of America because I am part of that majority.

[omgiitsmai]

that doesn't mean anything. if you're in a certain social class you can't say oh well i don't like ice cream so i can speak for the majority of america and say that we dislike ice cream. i'm in that social class, how do you know if i concur? you don't so you can't assume so and then proceed to tell others so confidently.

[HAJS5]

First off who doesn't like ice cream?

Second off I'm talking about what people in my class can afford(A house, food, and sometimes some extra at the end of the month.) I'm not saying I have a great life I'm saying that statistically I have a life with the same benefits as the norm for my class.Some people may think that's not enough some people may say it's more then enough it's all how much you want your life to be. I was just saying I have an average life for my class so stop messing with me.

[omgiitsmai]

apparently not so average now. pepopel can't even afford houses any more! forclosures are everywhere and people are living in their cars which also is expensive because gas and the national minimum wage rate is. and i know about taxes, i live in california. and lactose intolerence people don't like ice cream and some people don't in general. duh how ignorant of a question was that? if you don't want to messed with don't post something that's wrong and debatable. it's the internet

[HAJS5]

Have you heard of goat icecream(it's actually really good) and if you don't live in a house or an apartment you're NOT middle class! If you're living on minimum wage then you obviously have no career choice and that was your own fault even janitors can afford a house. Gas is expensive and is cutting off the little expendable money people have,but that won't force you to sell your house. There are people that are poor, but they are lower class not middle class!Get YOUR facts straight!

(adding to other cause too long) well its hard to say wat chinses people can afford since they don't own anything of value. maybe yu don't understand but i do! i have relatives and friends from vietnam and china and they don't own their cars or houses, the government does. that's wats communism. and honorably? calling someone a fagg