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  • what the fuck was that?

  • Malkin sings as well as she writes.

  • Ever think that perhaps she was trying to imitate Hillary?

  • WARNING: close your ears while watching the video, ugly singing included in this video. one sec, going to puke.

  • Don't like it, don't watch it.

  • You know, I think Hillary is such a sociopathic personality I wouldn't put her faking tears past her. You know, to manipulate the feelings of the gullible so we all do what she wants.

  • We are screwed as a nation at this point. Between Barrack, Hillary and McCain every south American criminal who isn't already here is packing there bags for the trip. I see Amnesty for all on the horizon, and the fall of this once great nation as we know it.

  • I cried when Hurricane Katrina happened. Can I get the Demoncratic nomination? I cant? Aw, shit! lmao

  • listen all you idiots, the singing wasn't meant to be professional. this is satire, political satire. get it? got it? good.

  • there's satire and then there's just cringe-inducing. and i submit to you that this was the latter.

  • This isn't singing, you know. But it is stupid.

    Questionable good looks don't make up for anything baby. Please quit you day job Michelle!

  • Randy:Yo,dog!What the hell was that??

    Paula:You have a great Great Personality!

    Simon:Wow,that was absolutely ghastly

    Michelle:Wow,thank you Simon!

    Simon:No! I meant that was just horrific!

    Michelle:I think you're terrific too!

    Simon:Randy?

  • Randy:Wha?My ears are bleeding...anyway,its a no

    Simon:Paula?

    Paula:dobbie dobbie da da da..

    Simon:I'm gonna say that's a no.

  • Michelle:"At laaast... My love its coming hoome.."

    Simon:Michelle please...It's over!

    Paula:You look soo pretty!

  • hi grup etken listen please thanks

  • Vote Obama...

  • This is failure on an almost biblical scale.

  • Unbearably bad singing.

  • Deliciously horrid!

  • First let me say, I'm not a Hillary fan by any stretch. But I learned 3 things from this video. 1) Michelle Malkin HATES herself. Er- I mean hates Hillary Clinton. I mean, deeply, truly, madly HATES her. As a surrogate for herself. 2) Michelle Malkin is a horrible singer. Truly awful, and not even in a humorous or ironic way. Just plain bad. And 3) pathetic desperation is never funny. Tragically terrible in every possible way, even by the low standards of a YouTube video.

  • Quit hating on Clinton and Obama. Michelle!

    Let's focus on the issues. People are getting tired of these ridiculous attacks on the candidates. This is why the Republicans and conservative base will be defeated.

  • Malkin you are awful. I guess selfloathing will push a person to this sad project.

  • you know, a noble effort. i particularly like the triplets on "funny name". but what are you full of, if not rage? sarcastic derision is uniquely abusive, even when it's kinda funny.

  • what a simpleton dipshit michell is. All of you fox news loving automaton repubtard dipshits are really pathetic if you think this is anywhere near humorous. You right wingers have no creativity. Corporate assclowns. So now she isnt just stupid, cross eyed and ugly as hell...we can add unable to be funny or carry a tune to her resume. what a loser

  • Pathetic crap!

  • malkin, dogface howls like one too

  • If I'm watching a vid of Malkin I want expect to see shots of her. Hearing her voice is exactly what I don't want.

  • I take back every bad thing I ever said about Yoko Ono.

    Was this actually done on purpose?

  • This is so not funny....Michelle what did u do with that money your mama gave you for singing lessons? Painful and sad.

  • I think I just got cancer from watching this, if only Bush republicans supported stem cell research, I could be cured!

  • Who's Michelle Malkin? Is she some porn star?

  • Advice: Keep writing. It sucks but not as much as you singing!

  • Malkin is a bitch and she can take her grating voice and go to hell.

    Obama '08

  • Please to be not caterwauling and laughing during your delivery of thirteen year-old boy lyrics! I mean, I hate Hillary Clinton and all, but I hate bad attempts at humor even more: it's like she's the 'Mallard Fillmore' of neoconservative pundits.

    Oh, and one star.

  • That was craptastic! I love it.

  • Republicans will never be "cool." Except in country music.

  • What,an insightful humorous masterpiece!

  • This proves (yet again) that right-wingers simply weren't born with a sense of humour, and don't possess the basic skills needed to create satire. I mean, this is JUST plain embarrassing, but what else can one expect from an airhead like Malkin.

  • Malkin should stick to abusing her children.

  • Thanks, Michelle, for pointing out just how unfunny, out of touch, and tone deaf you Republicans are. Bravo, I didn't think it could be done -- this is even more pathetic than your usual fare.

  • Wow. My dog started howling as soon as the video started and didn't stop until I paused it. That's the worst singing I've ever heard.

  • God, this is horrible. Please stop it Michelle. You're tone deaf and not funny.

  • This might have been taken a bit more seriously if they hadn't used audio of a cat in a dryer on the soundtrack.

  • Was that supposed to be funny?

  • islam is a dangerous country and must be destroyed

    thank you michelle

  • Another one! Fantastic. "Islam is a dangerous country". That's classic! Where on earth is Islam, by the way? I don't know if you guys are purposely being funny or not. But you are hilarious. Islam... a country. That's pure comedy. Is Islam anywhere near Dumbfuckistan?

  • God bless Malkin, Limbaugh, Coulter, Hannity and O'reilly

    These people are among the worlds gratest reporters. There jornalistict integrety is of the utmost honesty and non-bias.

    Thank you Michelle Malkin for your NOT caving in to the bias liberal media slant. Keep your non-bias truth comming. You are the best; you have brains and you are beautiful.

    Thank you, Thank you, Thank you

  • Are you 14? Go back to school and get an education of use your spell checker.

    That being said, I don't want a president that resorts to tears every time things get too stressful. I already have one wife, I don't need another.

  • yeah, this is excellent reporting. malkin is a moron.

  • it is people like you that will give the whitehouse back to back to the Democrats.

    I want to thank you in advance. People like you and the rest of the morons that u blessed are trying to bring down this country, it isnt working

    thanks again for your stupidity

  • Hillerary is stuped like all of the godles demorats. They just want two distroy there country and kill babys

    The republicans will win in 2008 because god is gone to make it hapen

    Demorats just hate hate hate and all they wont is power

    God bless Malkin, Limbaugh, Coulter, Hannity and O'reilly

    Build the "Grate Wall of America" on the Mexican border (out do the Chi cons)

    Exterminate Muslims NOW! Cut, Run and Nuke

    G.W. Bush is graetest President EVER Respect Him or move to France

  • lol, i don't know if that was serious or not. does jesus believe in spelling? put down your bible and pick up a fucking dictionary you idiot.

  • Are you too stupid to spell things correctly or are you just lazy? Wait a minute, you're purposely sounding like an illiterate hillbilly to make fun of Republicans. Smart. Devilish. Highly ironic. Keep it up. I dig your oeuvre.

  • Actually, I think YOU are supposed to move to Paraguay if you respect G.W. Bush. At least, that is where he apparently plans to flee in order to escape justice when the shit finally hits the fan.

    Have a safe trip!

  • michelle malkin is william hung in a wig.

  • I think poor Michelle is truly bat-shit crazy. There's no other explanation for it. Anyone else would know how unbelievably pathetic they were. So very sad.

  • What's that stuff in fat free chips that causes anal leakage? I think I found its sonic equivalent. That's it! It's sonic Olestra. Lord have mercy, you cannot sing. I think my speakers just broke.

  • Michelle, I'm not a pig or a bigot but, sadly, the best way to describe you is a dumb petty chink cunt anchor baby.

  • This isn't even close to being funny and/or ironic - seriously Michelle... you just keep making a bigger fool of yourself w/ these things.

    Please - stop

  • My respect for Malkin as a human being drops every time she opens her mouth.

  • STFU Malkin, you tone deaf bitch! You make William Hung sound like Frank Sinatra.

  • Wow, that was awful. My ears hurt.

  • So true. These people never listen to themselves when they talk though - so why would they care about how remarkably bad they sing?

  • I've never been so embarrassed to be a democrat, after seeing some of the comments here. Some of you people are just downright mean.

  • That was REALLY bad. Did you even listen to your own shit before you post?

    Of course not.

  • Michelle Malkin in addition to being a despicable human being you cannot sing even a bit how did this escape your notice sorry about the lack of punctuation and the enormous run on sentence but I thought it would help your comprehension since your entire life is pitched as a constant scream of contempt and self-pity okay bye now PS don't ever sing again for the love of all that we as humans hold sacred

  • Does this Michelle Malkin person have anyone that previews or proofs her creations before she posts them? This is just awful.

    How embarrassing for her.

  • its not easy to hear you sing

    you really suck

  • God, make it stop! It's like a bad singer in a Manilla bar.

  • Why do people listen to this idiot? She is such a joke... and not a funny one. A sad, little, mean, ugly human being. All I can say is that I will be glad when this "woman" dries up and blows away... which should not be too long now...

  • I can't wait for Michelle to do this song on American Idol or Soul Train. She has an excellent singing voice.

  • nice montage....i'm glad i'm not the only one who saw through that shitty acting job in RI

  • Oh good grief. This is so abysmally bad you almost have to feel sorry for Michelle. Almost.

  • Wow...This video makes: Me SOoo HOorny and Suckie Suckie!

    Thanks Malkin!

  • Listen, Michelle, you sad, pathetic shrew, leave comedy and music to professionals like me and other creative people on the Left. We own you guys on this stuff. Conservatives are just not creative people. You people spend your lives like baby birds; heads back, mouths gaping, passively awaiting the next set of talking points and marching orders from your corporate and political masters. This is not how art is made, even satirical art.

  • ps I copy/pasted that... but it was dead on. Michelle is like a parody of herself.

  • Anchor baby MalKKKin is a parody of herself.

  • Ugh... couldn't you find someone who could sing?

    Painfull, Michelle.... Seriously.

  • As a musician, I am offended.

  • There should have been a warning sign. Click at your own risk and turn vol. down. Because my cat just died as a result of this video.

    And to think Malkin actually thinks this is a plug for her side?(which is very small) Why can't they just go away quietly? Do they all have to sing a tune that lets everyone know without a doubt just how crazy those radical rightwingers are.

    OR,is this American Idol-olgies. If so, someone please score her that big zero and call SECURITY!!

  • Does anybody know why Michelle Malkin has a career? I mean, I now know why she doesn't have a music career, but why does anyone even know her name? Who did she blow to get taken semi-seriously as a political commentator?

  • Somewhere in Manila a ping pong ball strip show is missing the lead "dancer" -send her back...

  • ROFLMAO

  • Wow what a great voice! Is Malkin so clueless that she doesn't realize she looks like the fool in this spoof.

  • Reich-wingers/GOPigs have sunk to a new low.....if that's possible.

  • I'm no Hillary fan but it's pretty pathetic for Malkin, who hasn't achieved anything substantial, to bag on somebody who is running for president with a relatively solid campaign. I guess that's what Michelle does, though, since she's angry and embarrassed about her own failures. We see right through you, Malkin. You are a true loser.

  • how totally lame. if you are watching this video right now, you'd do yourself a favor by stopping the playback right now. it just gets worse...

  • Remember, rightwing Republican nitwits hate you and want you dead.

  • I think the poor little anchor baby is losing her mind!

  • To borrow a line from, "The Postman"... Now i can die, not believing I was the worst!"

  • bill oreilly gave that only 2 loofahs

  • LImbaugh only gave it 2 "oxys"

  • This is really, really bad and not even worth the time it takes to watch it - can I get my 3 minutes back?

  • How pathetic are you Michelle for making this shit? This wasn't even close to being funny or satirical. EPIC FAIL

  • Since the creator of this clearly has no shame, I am embarrassed for them. Too much free time and not enough brains make for a pretty bad mix. Regardless of who the "video" was about, it was just plain stupid.

  • Wow. If there weren't already enough reason to deport that anchor baby Malkin, this should definitely seal the deal.

  • Stick to the unintentional comedy at which you excel.

  • ''CNN lied''

    :CNN says obama can win please kiss me ..

    we don't forget peter arnet !!!!!!

  • B. Hussein Obama today met with John Edwards. Looks like he's really, really going to stick it to Hillary by squeezing her out on both sides by naming Edwards his running mate.

    So it will be Socialist-n-Socialist on the ticket. Hoo-rah.

  • Edwards had earlier already spoken with Hillary. And I don't think you know what socialist is. Sweden for example is pretty socialist (social democracy though WAY different than say Venezuela) they beat the USA (and us) in most stats but that's besides the point. The point is both Hillary and Barack would be very right wing classical liberals in most countries that could remotely be called socialist.

  • "both Hillary and Barack would be very right wing classical liberals in most countries that could remotely be called socialist"

    --That may very well be, but here they are Socialists, they adhere to and strive for Socialist agendas. Hillary is actually more of a Marxist, but she tries to hide it from her sheeple. I urge you to watch my videos, especially "Hillary Facts." And watch this one: watch?v=sncvd9jIMZ0

  • A marxist LOL.. Hillary is the most moderate candidate running (McCain and Obama aren't extreme either). She's only hated because of the name and because she isn't very sympathetic and gets her hands dirty like a republican in politics (like a non Huckabee/ McCain republican).

  • McCain is not a liberal. Hillary (9%) has about the same Conservative rating as

    Obama (8%).

    Abortion, forced national service, forced Healthcare "Insurance", graduated income tax levels, class envy, gun grabbing, limits on free speech (campaign finance laws)PC Speech, Hate Speech laws, and group think.

    I don't hate Hillary, if called upon I would give my life for her, but doesn't mean I have to like her socialist viewpoints.

  • "Hillary is the most moderate candidate running"

    --jp, with respect, I've said before you don't know jack about our politics, and this is once again showing it.

  • Pretty funny stuff!

  • go f yourself you pygmy

  • Michelle, don't you understand that Barach is even worse than Hillary?

  • If a black person can argue for reparations, why can't I sue the English government over the Potato Famine? Yet I was not harmed by the potato famine because I was not alive them. Reparations are the same way. Furthermore, reparations put into law the idea of racial conflict---that races owe things to other races. This is a dangerous precedent in and of itself.

  • Uh no you can argue for Potato Famine if you like.

  • Its really great but I bet John Ondrasik would want to kill you if he saw this.

  • i kinda hope hilary wins the ticket because theres no way shed actually win the election after it lol

  • Fake, phony LIAR.

    Hillary is far too conniving, arrogant and dishonest to responsibly hold office. If anything, her 'dirty tricks' squads are worse than Bill's.

  • Dude you probably shouldn't even talk about politics they all lie it's the one that lies the least that wins

  • Some times it the one who, has the better lie wins...

  • In the end there all the same

  • eVERYBODY VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON

  • DO NOT VOTE! Demand Better!

  • ron paul doesn't have a chance you fk'n idiot? Mccains already won... W

  • hey mickey, go ron paul and you will never go back!

  • she is a real american women +good personality 4 evr

  • She will not lose

  • i didn't cried about Katrina, those people didn't move out in time. i been in more then one hurricane's and you can really tell when those motherfucker is coming, in more then 1 week of know est. next time a hurricane is coming to your state, run away.

  • That's what Houston did and that didn't work either.

  • ONE person ONE vote is the democratic way. With the super delegates it's THEM the people. Don't get side tracked.

  • Michelle Malkin is a child-stalking cunt!

  • We should eliminate Obama and McCain in one fell swoop if we could get congress to repeal the natural born citizen act of 1790.

  • fuck

  • I cried about Katrina. Can I get the black vote instead of Hillary? No? D-MMIT! lmao

  • She doesn't have the black vote.

  • @cheneysgottagun - you need your meds, now. Any givers??  You obviously know nothing about Michelle. She's married, no sugardaddy there at all, and rather than attack a woman on her looks why not debate her on substance. We got it, you are on Shillary's bandwagon, you prefer Shillary's lips, etc. LOL

    And Michelle only has one daughter and you are pretty low to suggest what you suggested about a little girl.

  • You're obviously the F'en Moron if you do not know who Michelle Malkin is. LOL

    You're a F'en punk ass dope.

  • Haha

    the song is how clinton

    lol

  • It's easy. Why not easy?

  • Once again Lady Malkin proves she only has one talent: Misplaced cynicism.

  • keep crying! you will eventually win.

  • houla, the song is .. how to say, hard to listen ^^

  • We adore you, Michelle, but perhaps think twice before joining Celine Dion on her upcoming tour!

    Quick joke for you: "Canadians love it when Celine opens her mouth, as long as she doesn't start talking."

  • There's a Motel 6 in Pahrump Nevada looking for a lounge act, but Michelle honey, maybe you shouldn't be thinking so big just yet.

  • Well we can see why Ms. Magalaglang went into professional punditry - her videos demonstrate conclusively that she can do neither singing nor dancing, comedy nor satire, and really needs some more piano lessons too. Well, at least there are always more traitorous liberal 12 year olds to stalk!

  • A new Killer Klinton Klan strategy, Lie, CRY and then deny!

  • Eat your heart out Five for fighting!

  • afhfdbfdbngdngdn

  • Good job, Michelle.

  • Goos grief. That Hillary is the nastiest fucking woman on earth personality-wise, and now all that bitterness is coming out of her skin. Yech.

  • LOL I love how you highlighted HUSSEIN like that really accentuates the retardation that is Americas right wing.

  • "I love how you highlighted HUSSEIN like that really accentuates the retardation that is Americas right wing"

    --If Barack Hussein Obama doesn't like his middle name it isn't my fault. Sounds like a personal problem to me. I don't mind people using my middle name.

  • I never use my middle name and I kinda like it. I especially never HIGHLIGHT IT IN CAPS! If you can't see the intend here (and you can) than you are truly an idiot.

  • It's like going in some racist Southern village screaming "Obama is black!" And when you get called on that and say:"well he is black right? If he doesn't like being black it is really not my problem". This is clearly done by that Malkin idiot to take advantage of the fact that most right wingers are mentally challenged and think that somehow his middle name has any bearing or relation with Saddam or is in any way relevant.

  • "It's like going in some racist Southern village screaming 'Obama is black!'"

    --Really? What about going to some racist Northern village? Or some racist Western or Eastern village?

  • Same deal.. Except there are less of them.

  • "Except there are less of them"

    --Or, at least, that's what you've been told to believe by the Left. I've lived in the four corners of this nation, I know better.

  • Talk about being politically correct....

    Yes the South has more racists we all know this no need to beat around the bush.

  • "Yes the South has more racists we all know this no need to beat around the bush"

    --So "we all" know this? Really? And exactly how do you know this? How long have you spent in the South, and where? I'm very interested in your reply.

  • "and think that somehow his middle name has any bearing or relation with Saddam or is in any way relevant"

    --What if his name was the "N" word, or "Fuck You" or "I-Hate-America?" Would the PC Police not allow us to bring up that issue? Sorry, it's his name. A name says a lot, that's why things have names, especially people, regardless of what you think that name means or doesn't mean. If it doesn't bother you, then great. Why not be 'tolerant' & accept the fact that it bothers some people?

  • Why not tolerate & accept the fact that I call complete retards out on what they are? If you are going to vote against somebody because of their name then that tells me something about the people that vote against Obama (they are complete morons).

  • "Why not tolerate & accept the fact that I call complete retards out on what they are?"

    --Is that supposed to be an answer to my message, or is that you just trying to throw more dimwit insults around?

    "If you are going to vote against somebody because of their name"

    --That isn't the 1 reason I'm voting against him, it's 1 of the many things I look at to consider my vote. Unlike you, I don't have just 1 reason to vote for someone.

  • The fact that that is even 1 reason says enough.

    And let me be clear: you have the freedom to be a retard I have the freedom to call you a retard.

  • "you have the freedom to be a retard I have the freedom to call you a retard"

    --Yes, you have the freedom to be an indoctrinated, Liberal idiot without a single opinion made from his own reasoning.

  • By "we whites never had slavery" I mean no white person alive now ever owned a slave. I am sorry; it is three in the morning here.

  • Somebody who lets the name influence his voting decision doesn't have the right to call anybody an idiot. Idiot.

  • "Somebody who lets the name influence his voting decision doesn't have the right to call anybody an idiot. Idiot"

    --So if there was a candidate you liked, but had a name like "I Hate Fags" or "Cunts R. For Fucking" wouldn't deter you from putting him in the White House and representing all of America to the world, and our place in history?

  • Those aren't real names get real. I have no idea how you compare that to "Barrack Obama" either. If somebody names their child "I hate fags" that says something about the environment that person grew up in. Never mind the state of mind of somebody who doesn't have such a name changed be they anti-gay or not. Obama got his name some 46 years ago and it wasn't given to offend anybody. The comparison is not really valid.

  • His name does matter---because he can change it legally. It says something about him that he wants to continue being associated with Islam. Would it mean something if a person kept the last name Hitler? Yet Barach keeps the middle name Hussein. A name can mean something.

  • Yeah, cept it's a middle name and barely gets mentioned. The only middle name of a president that I know of the top of my head is "George Walker Bush" and 99% of the time that is not how it is written/spoken. The only people even mentioning it and desperately TRYING to link BaraCK to Islam are right wing kooks in the first place. Give it up it's a very weak argument.

  • So if your middle name were Hitler, you would keep it? Good way to address my point---by pointing out your ignorance of middle names of presidents.

  • What's the point changing your irrelevant middle name after 42 years(in 2002)? It would only draw extra attention to it. Hitler is a powerful name like no other. Hussein doesn't even begin to come close to it. Even Voldemort is weaker. And by en large the people don't care. Only idiots have done so far.

  • Tell that to the Kurds.

  • Uh there are more people offended by the name "George W Bush" then there are Kurds in general.

  • "there are more people offended by the name "George W Bush" then there are Kurds in general."

    --Irrationalities and general Liberal lunacy aside....

  • "And by en large the people don't care. Only idiots have done so far."

    --The 'idiots' are the ones who don't even know. I could go out on the street right now and most of the people I ask wouldn't even know who the Republican candidates are because the mainstream press doesn't cover them. If people were AWARE of things, they'd know. So please, don't call people who are aware of details of the candidates "idiots" because they're the only ones paying attention.

  • More people know McCain than Obama so stop kidding yourself.

  • "More people know McCain than Obama so stop kidding yourself."

    --HHAAA!!! I seriously doubt that, sir. Most people in our nation don't know who our VP is, but somehow they know a Republican Senator from Arizona? Sorry. Only Republicans know of him, and that's a minority, unfortunately.

  • Graet video Michelle,Thank you

    jpbalkenende

    YOU are such a stuped RetardO Liberal YOU probably believe everything the liberal media tells YOU to, can't think for your self YOU Godless Fucking Fag of a Sheep. I will brake it down real slow for YOU.

    Saddam Hussein the Dictator of Iraq BOMBED THE WORLD TRADE CENTER WITH AIRPLANES FULL OF PEOPLE ON 9/11/01, HELLO YOU STUPED FUCK!!!

    WE HAVE TO FIGHT THEM THERE OR WE WILL FIGHT THEM HERE! YOU should be round up detained and shot for treason,FAG

  • Hmmm... I get it you're a joke character trying to make conservatives look bad. No need they can manage it on their own just fine.

  • You're not a very bright person.