Apache Chief

[hellfencer]

Mysterious!?!? How the FUCK can a being that WALKS through space at a billion miles an hour have anything to do with the words SUDDENLY or MYSTERIOUS!?!

[acubot]

Well then its settled, Apache Chief is the strongest hero ever, goin cosmic giant all over everybody's ass

[00ghostcobra]

The episode was written by a five year old...

[mikeumphrey1966]

Don't like then don't watch it

[Facistznik]

This is the best episode of anything, ever.

[XxTHEXxXDESTROYERxX]

am i the only 1 who thinks the shrink ray looks like a peace pipe??

[mullent169]

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UltimateKing011]

@mrach198 idk the same way jimmy neutron does?

[UltimateKing011]

the fuck are they standing on?

"behold he hangeth colussus and apache chief upon nothing"

[TheLawliet10]

The only time Apache Chief was really that used in this cartoon. Yeah, forget the guy who can turn into a giant by saying three words, let's focus more on the twins who can turn into animals and a fucking bucket of water.

[Littlegirllovesgiant]

@SizeEnvy YES!!! I agree!!! It was so HOT when Apache Chief grew bigger and bigger and bigger at 2:07 It made me wet!!!! A woman loves a man who can grow bigger if you know what I mean! >:)

[prico001]

Who are you? Lol.

[prico001]

Who Are You!? LOL. 

[lucioustofu]

Meanwhile, in the land of Whatthefuckville...

[CloudWalkBeta]

This is so bad its hilarious! I couldnt stop laughing at the middle bit XD

[SAlpsu]

So that's how astronomy works.

[MasterMindGMT]

So Superman can apparently be strong enough to move a planet the size of earth, while still having trouble against lex's robots? Well at least i can finally understand why he is such a dangerous villain. after all, anyone who can create a robot that can go toe to toe with superman's planet moving strength has got to be taken seriously. Also apparently Apache Chief can survive in space without a breathing apparatus. I wonder what else I don't know about my childhood heros.

[hjmndj]

E-nay-chuck? O_O.....

[CofCGuy]

This is the strangest episode of SF ever! And that's saying a lot.

[mark40511]

This is the first time I saw this episode since I was a kid. I remember thinking "how did he grow that tall?" That was his power, being able to grow 50 feet tall. If he just kept saying that word, over and over and kept growing, he could have done it in other episodes but didn't. I always wondered after seeing this why he didn't keep growing. Lame! LOL

[dakota975]

Keep in mind these cartoons were produced for children in the 5 to 11 age range or so, so that is why they're not at the level of sophistication that a middle aged Harvard PhD would keep up with.

[fmarti1]

@dakota975

Even when I was 7 yrs old and saw this for the first time I thought it was BS

[BoustroBistro]

This is so unbelievably fucking idiotic. That shouldn't be a surprise however as that is an accurate description of anything that Hanna-Barbera ever made. But I still have to say that the giant space bum and Apache Chief growing to what would be more than 500,000 miles tall makes their typical level of shit seem tame by comparison.

[sadasdsadsadsadsa]

our earth fart on it a giant indian

[PALIMOST]

collossus is more powerful than doomsday

[StevieNicksfann]

i thought Apache Chief could only grow 50 feet?

[theflow1900]

o shit. not colossus

[fmarti1]

Thank God for that shrinking ray

[theflow1900]

i completely agree. never leave home without it

[glynnth]

That is one stupid cartoon!!

[Sharptooth100]

I can say Collossis is bigger than the solar system

[heydude4444]

LOL!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING?!!

I cant believe how mothaf***in ridiculous this episode is, even for a cheesy 80s toon!!!! wow

[Expeditionwithbass]

@heydude4444 I have to agree that this was a rediculous episode but the majority of cartoons from the 80's are 1000 times better than the shit that is on today in time. Shit cartoons lately are as dumb as this episode if not worse.

[2199]

If its blocking the suns rays how can Superman fly?

[betalive]

cartoon

[2199]

they never said it in this Superman mythos.

[Thelostcup]

How the hell were they standing in space?

[betalive]

cartoon

[Sharptooth100]

That was a wonderful Superfriends episode. I must say that Collossis is a million times bigger than the earth. I hope there is no Collossis in real life.

[PALIMOST]

this has to be the most ridicules episode of all time, i use to watch this show every saturday morning and i never seen this one

[Lfdjake91]

I can't even begin to explain everything that is scientifically wrong with this episode.

Still, it's good to see a 2nd banana superhero like Apache Chief finally get some spotlight.

[2199]

You should see the one were he has his family on there. Yeah Batman n Robin also help out.

[robzuc97]

I tried saying "INYUK-CHUK" to that "certain part of the male anatomy" but used the shrink-ray by mistake... damn.

[ajdf01]

INYUK-CHUK!!!

[juxtathief]

Imagine if this collossess had to take a massive number two. I guess we could call it new detroit.

[davidgee24]

Good lord, even five-year olds had to b.s. on this crap! LOL

[amaroq69]

Apache Cheif would have had to have said a million Inuk chuks to get the size of Colassis! LOL!!! I remember thinking that when I first saw this episode back in the 80's...

[scatman44]

when was this ep done? Looks like the bridge scene came right out of Superman I!

[amaroq69]

1977

[BO1974]

@amaroq69  1981

[SuperKillerMthfDude]

I love the Narrator`s voice!

[Lfdjake91]

That was the late Ted Knight AKA Ted Baxter from the Mary Tyler Moore show.

[JustinGM1422]

LOL at 2:47 he whips out a 'Shrink Ray' out of nowwhere so random lololol

[Lfdjake91]

Yeah, apparently he just carries that shrink ray with him all the time. Is that how he shrinks back to normal size after saying Inyuk-Chuk or something? LOL

[ChupopteraXXX]

this is nonsense

[LittleDragon17]

Kick ass, Apache Chief!!!

[YoshiAngemon]

APACHE CHIEF! EE-NAY-CHOK!!

[sadasdsadsadsadsa]

every body don't humilate apache chief or he will grow giant and be mad at you .

[Herc2770]

Ha!! Can science explain that..huh?

[thegreatestchallenge]

doesn't this mean that chief is the strongest of all superfriends, since he can grow indefinitely without any side effect. i mean he can fight with colossus when colossus in human side is almost undefeatable except by superman

[rainniu]

ROFL 2:25 they be dancin'. God, this is horrible.

[ralphieboogerbottoms]

Do not question the powers of the ancient Native Americans! Walking and talking in space while using shrink rays to stop cosmic giants from playing marbles with the solar system is sacred tradition! Super pale face.

[Astraldragon1]

how is Apache chief able to survive in space? (yesh I know it's a cartoon they can do anything lol )....let along grow that BIG....he is not Superman who's skin is impervious to the rigors of space hell He would die before even getting out of earth.

[TheLiberator55]

How is he able to walk in space like there is a floor? Just leave it at being a cartoon even though it is pretty freaking stupid.

[sadasdsadsadsadsa]

please i want apache chief episodes where grew giant

[ApacheChieff]

its ENAYCHUCK

[sadasdsadsadsadsa]

i want to see apache giant dick

[razbizzle]

INYUK-CHUK

[sadasdsadsadsadsa]

i hop that he put the earth on his giant chest

[sadasdsadsadsadsa]

i want to see more of his giant clips

[AlDarko]

LOL @ all the comments....

[gmansurf69]

My favorite part is the gay dance before the fight. this has to be the funniest and stupidest episode ever made!!

[winton24]

LOL Awsome!!

[54spiritedwill54]

This really is one of the more ridiculous episodes of the Superfriends. Logic and the laws of physics went out the door with this one.

[Xervosh23]

So, Apache Chief's solution is to anally impale Coloussus to death at the end, then? Interesting.

[eisenkreuzmusik]

just make sure that nobody spills anything hot on his inuk chuk!

[acethedisturbed]

ha-ha!  Birdman reference.

[eisenkreuzmusik]

well, he did get his tee pee back!

[nobu23]

how did apache chief get out of the bottle again?

[Jayfive67]

this has got to be the stupedest episode ever!

[apachechief666]

INUK CHUCK!!!!

[klockheed]

COSMIC ALERT - A giant strand of hair!

[alistairemacrae]

HAHAHAHA... Dine Tah! Dine Tah! Dine Tah! Dine Tah!... I LOVE IT Xp

[alistairemacrae]

HAHAHAHA... Dine Tah! Dine Tah! Dine Tah! Dine Tah!... I LOVE IT Xp

[alistairemacrae]

HAHAHAHA... Dine Tah! Dine Tah! Dine Tah! Dine Tah!... I LOVE IT Xp

[ViableCalifornia]

i like how when superman flys it sounds like a jet.

[shallbeknown]

why didnt he just keep growing? and kick his azz?

[krazyassjoe]

Ron Paul, Ron Schmaul... Solomon Grundy, 2008!

[IndigoR]

"I promise a decent pair of pants for everyone!"

[KingBlue]

Apache Chief was neither an Apache nor a Chief.

[krazyassjoe]

that made me laugh.

[MonsterCody]

what was he then?

[KingBlue]

I have no idea. But he sure as hell wasn't a chief within the Apache tribe.

[GeninX]

how the hell is he "walking" through space? theres no ground there, Monty.

[TxSonofLiberty]

Magic. Great, ancient, doesn't care about science, magic... oh yeah, and cause the artists drew him doing it while the writers wrote him doing it. That's how.

[tjenkins1911]

I could never understand what Apache Chief was saying as he grew. Was it "Electra"?

[MeowMonkey]

It sounds like "Enuckchuck".

[jfontaine69]

he was saying inochuk

[Scagneto]

Totally hilarious!!! I wouldn't change a thing!!!

[TxSonofLiberty]

If you want to complain about something, make your complaint a valid one. Valid complaints are, "Hey, Superman doesn't have that power" or "Why is Robin's voice coming from Batman's mouth" not, "They can't do that cause that isn't realistic" Comics are fantasy and don't have to be realistic, they only have to be unreal. Cheasy lines and innuendos are one thing, but condemning an episode because you can't figure out how they could do something in it, now that doesn't make sense.

[newseditor72]

Sure it makes sense to comment on something that shouldn't happened. Because it shows the age of the show and how the writers either didn't know or cared about the work. That's why updated hero shows, like Justice League, made more sense compared to this.

[TxSonofLiberty]

Let's try this the easy way. 1) It is a cartoon based on a comic book it involves magic, comic book physics, and imagination. 2) if you want something to make sense, try thinking how to make it work instead of condemning it (Marvel used to give No Prizes to people for finding the flaw AND giving the way to make it not a flaw) 3) Apache Chief uses Magic, phsyics is science, science loses to magic, therefore Physics don't matter.

[batmanpp]

God BLess You you son of a bitch. Finally, a sign of some one who pretty much gets it. To all U retarts out there who can't handle the Superfriends READ what he just said there. THAT'S how comic books operate. NOT da animatedseries crap. TxSonofLiberty, you hit it right on. Great Scott,Holy explainations,Neptunes Trident,and Good Gotham, I couldn't have said it better.

[newseditor72]

I remember as a kid watching this that it didn't make sense and now as an adult, it's even worse. Nothing made sense!

[AugustusOxy]

...What the hell was Collosus walking on in outter space? I love how he survived the fall to earth. I also like how the shrink ray grew with apache chief... ah... I could go on for a while.

[pagamaytiyan]

july 3, 2007, were all the other superheroes on break/vacation while this was happening?

[newseditor72]

Good point, how can you miss a giant whose facial hair is blocking the sun?

[batmanpp]

On one hand U people think too much. ON the other; U people don't think enough. The too-much-thinking is on the "what's happening", and that's fine. The not-enough-thinking is on the "How is what's occuring happening". It's at that point you limited yourself.

[granfo]

"It´s a giant strand of hair!"

MUahahahhahahahahahahahaha!

[Goadhatesmyspace]

so the world is out of orbit, where's Hal Jordan and Hawkman? I sware that back in the 60's superheroes were lazy.

[DijitalJB]

it's just plain ridiculous!

[iconeater]

I'll monitor the situation from here Superman, If i had a dollar for everytime i heard that.

[QBCNetwork]

Apache Chief rocked!  Like those satellite beams better than the rainbow SF logo.